But now we're about to watch Cartoon Network.

但現在我們要看的是 Cartoon Network。

Let's get started.

讓我們開始吧。

Eee, whoop.

Eee, whoop.

What are these strange protrusions?

這些奇怪的突起物是什麼？

Those protrusions might be chicken pox caused by the virus varicella.

這些突起可能是由水痘病毒引起的水痘。

Oh, and they're itchy.

哦，它們還很癢。

That looks like chicken pox.

看起來像水痘。

You want to avoid scratching chicken pox because then what you can do is create a bacterial infection on top of the chicken pox.

你要避免抓撓水痘，因為這樣做會在水痘的基礎上造成細菌感染。

What is this pox of a chicken?

這雞痘是怎麼回事？

Can we change small pox and chicken pox away from using the word pox?

我們能不能不用 "痘 "這個字，而改用 "小痘 "和 "水痘"？

I don't like pox.

我不喜歡痘痘。

Pox.

痘痘

It actually sounds like what the sound of chicken makes.

聽起來就像雞叫聲。

Look at all those chickens.

看看這些雞

Pox, pox.

痘痘，痘痘

Well, a long time ago, a group of evil contaminated chickens escaped from jail.

很久以前，一群被汙染的邪惡雞越獄了。

Why did the chickens have to be in jail, though?

為什麼雞要被關進監獄呢？

And started to break into children's houses where they pecked away, leaving huge, itchy pimples.

它們開始闖進孩子們的房子，在那裡啄食，留下又大又癢的疙瘩。

And if you scratch them, you'll turn into an evil contaminated chicken.

如果你抓傷了它們，你就會變成一隻被汙染的邪惡雞。

Why do you have to be evil?

你為什麼一定要邪惡？

I guess because you're pecking at kids at night.

我猜是因為你晚上在啄孩子。

Okay, fine.

好吧

You know, they actually used to have chicken pox parties back in the day.

你知道嗎，其實在過去，他們也開過水痘派對。

They would gather the kids into a room when one had chicken pox and they would have them all get it at the same time.

當一個孩子出水痘時，他們會把孩子們集中到一個房間裡，讓他們同時出水痘。

Because chicken pox in adulthood is much worse than it is when you're a child.

因為成年後出水痘要比小時候嚴重得多。

Ah!

啊！

I do not want to be an evil contaminated chicken.

我不想成為一隻被汙染的邪惡的雞。

Who wants to be an evil contaminated chicken?

誰想成為一隻被汙染的邪惡雞？

Then don't scratch!

那就不要抓！

Calamine lotion works great here.

爐甘石洗劑在這裡很管用。

Duxter didn't eat his veggies.

Duxter 沒有吃蔬菜。

Is that a veggie or is that like a pine bush sitting on his thing?

那是蔬菜還是松樹？

Blech, ew!

Blech, ew！

What?

什麼？

According to the taste bud center, there is a decrease in my vegetable area.

根據味蕾中心的數據，我的蔬菜面積有所減少。

In order to change this situation, I must alter my atomic DNA structure.

為了改變這種狀況，我必須改變我的 DNA 原子結構。

This requires drastic measures.

這就需要採取嚴厲措施。

Duxter always is so extra.

Duxter 總是那麼多餘。

Like, doesn't like veggies, starts creating device to radiate his tongue to create a better sensation for peas.

比如，他不喜歡吃蔬菜，就開始製造一種裝置，讓他的舌頭放射出來，給豌豆帶來更好的感覺。

Decided to deploy a reasonable amount of gamma radiation.

決定部署合理數量的伽馬射線。

Just enough to get the taste buds level.

足以讓味蕾得到滿足。

Five, four, three, two, one.

五、四、三、二、一

Wants to eat veggies to decrease risk of cancer.

希望通過吃蔬菜來降低患癌症的風險。

Creates device to make veggies taste better.

創建裝置，讓蔬菜味道更佳。

Ends up with cancer.

最終患上癌症。

We should create a meme.

我們應該創建一個備忘錄。

I never know why in cartoons, whenever there's radiation, they showed the x-rays.

我一直不明白為什麼在卡通片裡，只要有輻射，就會出現X光片。

As if like, we with our eyes can see through people when they're radiated.

就像我們的眼睛可以看穿人的輻射一樣。

That's not how it works.

事情不是這樣的。

There's been people who've been exposed to acute radiation poisoning.

有人曾遭受急性輻射中毒。

Like those who are involved with like nuclear waste and Chernobyl and such.

比如那些與核廢料和切爾諾貝利等事件有關的人。

They might get really bad burns, but they don't become see-through.

它們可能會被嚴重燒傷，但不會變得透明。

Dexter, you know, if you want to eat more veggies, you could just do the same thing that I did with Ryan Trahan when I donated $100,000 to him.

德克斯特，你知道，如果你想吃更多的蔬菜，你可以像我捐給瑞安-特拉漢 10 萬美元時那樣做。

I got eat your veggies tattooed on his knee.

我在他膝蓋上紋了 "吃你的蔬菜"。

I got eat your veggies tattooed upside down because Dr. Mike was like, Ryan, you can't keep doing this.

我把 "吃蔬菜 "紋倒了 因為邁克醫生說 瑞安 你不能再這樣了

With eating McDonald's every single day.

每天都吃麥當勞

Like keep the lettuce on there at least.

至少把萵苣放在那裡。

You can do that.

你可以做到這一點。

Shout out Ryan Trahan.

向瑞安-特拉漢致敬

You know, there's something going on in your stomach region there.

你知道，你的胃裡有東西在動。

Oh, this is nothing.

哦，這沒什麼。

It's just Perry.

只是佩裡。

Perry?

佩裡？

Is that a teratoma?

那是畸胎瘤嗎？

A tumor that has multiple different cell lines in it?

腫瘤中有多種不同的細胞系？

By the way, when they open teratoma, sometimes they find hair, teeth, all these like weird pieces.

順便說一句，當他們打開畸胎瘤時，有時會發現頭髮、牙齒等這些奇怪的碎片。

Some people say it's like a retained twin.

有人說，它就像一個保留下來的雙胞胎。

Yes, my adorable little space parasite.

是的，我可愛的小太空寄生蟲。

Oh, that's a space parasite.

哦，那是太空寄生蟲。

See, I don't know if that falls under the international classification of diseases that I've studied.

我不知道這是否屬於我所研究的國際疾病分類。

Abnormal growths in the human body need to be investigated because anytime you have unusual abnormal growths, that means there's some kind of cellular division happening and that could be a sign of cancer.

人體出現異常增生需要進行檢查，因為只要出現異常增生，就意味著有某種細胞分裂正在發生，這可能是癌症的徵兆。

Not necessarily saying everything's cancer, but if it's growing, it needs to be investigated.

不一定說所有的東西都是癌症，但如果它在生長，就需要進行調查。

Uh, what are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

Apparently I'm making friends.

顯然，我在交朋友。

A parasitic relationship means that the thing that attaches to the host ends up harming the host for its own benefit.

寄生關係意味著附著在宿主身上的東西最終會為了自己的利益而傷害宿主。

On the opposite end, a symbiotic relationship is when something attaches to the host and actually helps it and helps itself.

與之相反，共生關係是指某物附著在宿主身上，實際上是在幫助宿主，同時也在幫助自己。

Like those little birds that fly around the hippos.

就像那些圍著河馬飛的小鳥。

They're my favorite example of this.

他們是我最喜歡的例子。

This is so great.

這太棒了。

Yeah, I love sharing my nutrients.

是啊，我喜歡分享我的營養。

I love how weak they make me feel.

我喜歡它們給我帶來的虛弱感。

Why didn't I get a parasite years ago?

為什麼我幾年前沒有感染寄生蟲？

You know what parasite freaks me out?

你知道什麼寄生蟲讓我害怕嗎？

Those intestinal worms that live inside your body that end up consuming a lot of the food that you consume and start growing massive, massive lengths.

那些生活在你體內的腸道蠕蟲最終會消耗掉你攝入的大量食物，並開始長出巨大的身軀。

I've seen the videos of them being taken out of individuals.

我看過他們被帶離個人的視頻。

I've never taken one out on my own.

我從來沒有自己帶一個人出去過。

And boy, is it scary.

好傢伙，真嚇人。

We do have medications to poison them and make them fall out of your body.

我們確實有藥物可以毒死它們，讓它們從你的身體裡消失。

Man, pinworm, hookworm.

人、蟯蟲、鉤蟲

Just look at the pictures of them.

看看他們的照片就知道了。

The reason we're here is because my mom is having a flatulence transplant today.

我們之所以來這裡，是因為我媽媽今天要做脹氣移植手術。

A flatulent transplant.

脹氣移植

Does that mean a fart transplant?

這意味著要進行屁移植嗎？

The flatulence is an organ only balloons possess.

脹氣是氣球才有的器官。

They regulate the airflow through our balloon knots.

它們可以調節氣流通過我們的氣球結。

She couldn't find a compatible donor, so I decided to give her one of mine.

她找不到合適的捐獻者，所以我決定把我的一個捐獻給她。

Is that like a sphincter in human terms?

這就像人類的括約肌嗎？

My dad's a surgeon and was due to perform the operation, but you knocked him out when you burst through that door.

我爸爸是個外科醫生，本來是要做手術的，但你衝進門的時候把他撞暈了。

Actually, family members shouldn't operate on one another.

其實，家庭成員之間不應該互相操作。

They're gonna get emotional.

他們會情緒激動

They're gonna make bad decisions.

他們會做出錯誤的決定

Well, save your mother.

那就救救你媽媽吧

No, I meant you could just go down the corridor and find another surgeon that would- Balloons don't have openings on their mouth, so that's not gonna do anything.

不，我的意思是你可以沿著走廊去找別的外科醫生-- 氣球的嘴上沒有開口，所以那什麼也做不了。

Those are abnormal rhythms.

這些都是不正常的節奏。

There's a guess P wave, but the PR interval is quite short.

有一個猜測的 P 波，但 PR 間期很短。

There's a QRS complex, but then the T wave has a notch.

有一個 QRS 波群，但 T 波有一個缺口。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

In Russian, if you sneeze after you say something, it means napravdu, which means that you're telling the truth, so clearly I'm telling the truth.

在俄語中，如果你說完話後打噴嚏，那就意味著 "napravdu"，意思是你說的是實話，所以很明顯我說的是實話。

Flatulence transplant.

脹氣移植。

Any ideas?

有什麼想法嗎？

Try this.

試試這個

Elmore Biology.

埃爾莫爾生物學

Whoa.

哇哦

Ice cream cones have ribs?

冰淇淋蛋筒有肋骨？

There, flatulence transplant.

脹氣移植

Whoa.

哇哦

I wanna label these.

我想給這些貼上標籤。

Okay, number one, I'm gonna call that the brain.

好吧，第一，我把它叫做大腦。

Number two, I'm gonna call that kidney.

第二，我要打電話給那個腎臟。

No, I'm gonna call that double liver.

不，我覺得那是雙肝。

Number three, I'm gonna call the kidney.

第三，我要打電話給腎臟。

Number 10, I'm gonna call that the pancreas.

10號，我稱之為胰腺。

Five, stomach.

五，胃。

Four, that should be the kidney.

四，應該是腎臟。

Remember, kidneys filter your blood, so when people say, like, I have a detox, no, no, no, your kidneys are doing the detoxing, and your liver, and your lungs.

記住，腎臟會過濾你的血液，所以當人們說 "我在排毒 "時，不不不，你的腎臟在排毒，你的肝臟和肺也在排毒。

What can you see?

你能看到什麼？

Nothing, this guy's full of air.

沒什麼，這傢伙滿嘴跑火車。

Let me look.

讓我看看

The most factually accurate thing that's been said in this entire episode.

這是整部劇中最符合事實的一句話。

It's all invisible.

這一切都看不見。

How are we supposed to do this operation?

我們該如何開展這項行動？

Ah, he's getting air everywhere.

啊，他到處都是空氣。

Oh my God, he's flying.

天啊，他在飛

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。

I have a hot take.

我有一個熱門話題。

I think this is not that much more medically inaccurate than Grey's Anatomy.

我認為這並不比《實習醫生格蕾》在醫學上更不準確。

Oh!

哦！

We're losing him.

我們要失去他了

Give him CPR.

給他做心肺復甦

It's not working.

沒用

Then try something else.

那就試試別的。

At least they're doing chest compressions.

至少他們還在做胸外按壓。

They don't even do that at Grey's Anatomy when there's a flat line.

在《實習醫生格蕾》中，當出現平線時，他們甚至都不會這麼做。

I think the anesthetic's worn off.

我想麻醉劑已經失效了

How can you tell?

你怎麼知道？

My insides are pouring out.

我的心都要跳出來了。

What do we do?

我們該怎麼辦？

What do we do?

我們該怎麼辦？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Clip him, there you go.

夾住他，就這樣。

You know, we actually do do that when a patient has really bad bleeding.

要知道，當病人出血非常嚴重時，我們確實會這麼做。

I remember a gunshot wound came into one of the local hospitals I was working on, a level one trauma center, and I had to plug his bleeding.

我記得我工作的一家當地醫院（一級創傷中心）收治了一名槍傷患者，我必須為他止血。

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

I'm having lunch.

我在吃午飯

The operation was a complete success.

手術取得了圓滿成功。

Dude, weren't you wearing a watch?

老兄，你沒戴錶嗎？

They made that joke because some doctors actually drop objects and close the patient up with the objects in.

他們之所以開這個玩笑，是因為有些醫生真的會把東西丟進去，然後帶著東西把病人關起來。

But now we do a very thorough count.

但現在我們進行了非常徹底的清點。

We also don't wear watches when we perform surgeries.

我們做手術時也不戴手錶。

It doesn't mean mistakes don't happen.

這並不意味著錯誤不會發生。

Instruments have been left inside patients.

器械被遺留在病人體內。

Look at these scans.

看看這些掃描圖。

Let's start with your symptoms.

我們先來看看你的症狀。

Hmm, mild fever.

嗯，輕微發燒。

Okay, that's a good way to take a temperature.

好吧，這是個測體溫的好方法。

Glowing pink color to skin.

皮膚呈現粉紅色。

I guess that could happen.

我想這是有可能發生的。

Not glowing, but pink color to skin could happen.

不會發光，但皮膚可能會呈現粉紅色。

And this is your chart.

這就是你的圖表。

There's a clear history of numerous fractures like here on the skull.

頭骨上有明顯的多處骨折，就像這裡。

Well, you know, the human skull does have sutures, suture lines on it, so that's normal.

人類頭骨上確實有縫合線 這很正常

You seem to have made a series of miraculous recoveries, but that doesn't change the fact that you experienced trauma.

你似乎取得了一系列奇蹟般的康復，但這並不能改變你經歷過創傷的事實。

You've recovered physically, but have you recovered mentally?

你的身體恢復了，但你的精神恢復了嗎？

That's actually a good question, and I'm surprised Cartoon Network's talking about this.

這其實是個好問題，我很驚訝卡通網絡會討論這個問題。

Adverse childhood experiences or childhood trauma can have a lasting impact on how your body responds to stress.

不良的童年經歷或童年創傷會對身體如何應對壓力產生持久的影響。

Why is this so good and so accurate?

為什麼這麼好，這麼準確？

This can affect your social, emotional, and physical development.

這會影響你的社交、情感和身體發育。

Facts.

事實

When humans are in crisis, the brain releases the hormone cortisol.

當人類陷入危機時，大腦會釋放荷爾蒙皮質醇。

I wonder if your body is reacting to a gem equivalent of cortisol.

我想知道你的身體是否對相當於皮質醇的寶石產生了反應。

Oh my God, this isn't a doctor at all.

天哪，這根本不是醫生。

It's a fax machine.

這是一臺傳真機。

People?

人？

Hello, students!

同學們好

Well, if it ain't Florence Dorkendale and Nurse Twerpenstein.

這不是弗洛倫斯-多肯戴爾和特維爾朋施泰因護士嗎？

Ah!

啊！

Oh, that got me.

哦，這可難倒我了。

Eat smart, silly hat day Friday.

週五，吃得聰明，傻帽日。

Nurse assistant Ed, it seems one of our students has yet to get his vaccination.

護士助理艾德，我們的一個學生好像還沒有接種疫苗。

Why are they trying to vaccinate Kevin only?

他們為什麼只給凱文注射疫苗？

Lucky for him, today's booster shot day.

他很幸運，今天是加強注射日。

So the reason we give boosters is because when you give a regular vaccine, the immune system has a level of response, and some require multiple doses in order to keep that response up or to create a lasting response.

是以，我們接種強化劑的原因是，當您接種常規疫苗時，免疫系統會產生一定程度的反應，而有些疫苗需要多次接種才能保持這種反應或產生持久的反應。

So we call that a booster.

所以我們稱之為助推器。

It's no big deal, dude.

沒什麼大不了的，老兄。

It's just a dumb needle.

這只是一根啞針。

He's experiencing some hyperperspiration there.

他的汗腺有些過度分泌。

That's quite concerning.

這很令人擔憂。

Stick out your arm, you big baby!

伸出你的手臂，你這個大寶寶！

No way!

不可能

Back off, man!

退後

And why does this shot have a golf club at the bottom?

為什麼這個鏡頭的底部有一根高爾夫球杆？

Where are you gonna insert that, champ?

你要把它插到哪裡，冠軍？

Hold it right there, mister!

別動 先生

I should have known you'd exploit- I've never seen a human being in the medical profession wear a white coat with a tie over it that is being held on by the ID tag.

我早該知道你會鑽空子--我從沒見過哪個醫務人員穿著白大褂，外面還繫著領帶，而領帶是用身份標籤固定的。

Out of all the ridiculous things we're about to see in this Ed, Edd, and Eddie clip, that's the most ridiculous.

在艾德、艾德和艾迪的片段中，我們將要看到的所有荒唐事中，這是最荒唐的一件。

The nurse thanks you, Eddie.

護士謝謝你，埃迪

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

What for?

為什麼？

For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by letting him witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.

通過讓凱文親眼目睹安全、輕鬆地打一針真正的加強針，幫助他克服了對打針的恐懼。

Oh, no, you don't!

哦，不，你沒有！

Not me!

不是我！

See, as a doctor, I get mad at clips like this because now they're scaring children.

你看，作為一名醫生，我對這樣的片段很生氣，因為現在他們在嚇唬孩子。

They're putting in their head that they should be scared of vaccines, but they shouldn't be.

他們認為自己應該害怕疫苗，但其實不應該。

They're very benign.

它們非常無害。

And I make it fun.

我讓它變得有趣。

Like, I do the whole airplane thing like this doctor.

比如，我坐飛機的時候就像這位醫生一樣。

Ba-rum-ba-bum, ba-rum-ba-bum, ba-rum-ba-dum-ba-dee.

ba-rum-ba-bum, ba-rum-ba-bum, ba-rum-ba-dum-ba-dee.

Is it that bad?

有那麼糟糕嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Oh, no, what is that?

哦，不，那是什麼？

Maybe if we draw a little face on it.

也許我們可以在上面畫個小臉。

Pimple?

痘痘？

No, it's still bad.

不，還是很糟糕。

I don't know what I'm looking at.