We can do this, too!

我們也能做到這一點！

We're gonna make viral videos so we can become Internet Famous!

我們要製作病毒視頻，成為網絡名人！

Think about it.

想想看

Panda, you know those 50 million views had at least one girl in there.

熊貓，你知道那 5000 萬次觀看中至少有一個女孩吧。

Mmm.

嗯

Internet ladies.

網絡女士

And think of all the Internet glory you could bask in.

想想你在互聯網上的榮耀吧。

Ice Bear enjoys basking.

冰熊喜歡晒太陽。

Alright, pause it!

好吧，暫停！

Wait, what is this?

等等，這是什麼？

We never do this.

我們從不這樣做。

Just go with it.

順其自然吧。

Okay, on three.

好，數到三

One, two, three.

一、二、三

Internet Famous!

網絡名人！

Let me finish my breakfast first.

讓我先把早餐吃完。

Alright, wait, why isn't anything showing up?

好吧，等等，為什麼什麼都沒顯示？

Oh, wait, it's not on.

哦，等等，沒開。

Whoa!

哇哦

Hey!

嘿！

Too close!

太近了

Yeah!

是啊

Looking good, bro!

看起來不錯，兄弟！

Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?

為什麼我要把衛生紙戴在頭上？

Action!

行動！

Oh, oh, where?

哦，哦，在哪裡？

Oh, where?

哦，在哪兒？

Project.

項目。

Oh, oh, where am I?

哦，哦，我在哪兒？

I am a lost baby.

我是一個迷失的嬰兒。

Look for Mom!

找媽媽

M-Mom?

媽媽？

Mom?

媽媽？

Good!

很好！

Mom?

媽媽？

Are you in there?

你在裡面嗎？

Here's your bottle.

這是你的瓶子

Now try to get up.

現在試著站起來。

It's not my fault I was born round!

我生下來就是圓的，這不是我的錯！

Goodnight, baby!

晚安，寶貝

Woo!

Woo！

Alright, quit.

好吧，退出。

Take the camera.

拿著相機

Okay.

好的

Am I in frame?

我在畫面中嗎？

Good.

很好。

Wow!

哇

Look at this cute small box!

看看這個可愛的小盒子！

Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it?

如果我坐在裡面，會不會很可愛？

Did you get that?

你聽到了嗎？

Okay, switch!

好，換人

Perfect!

太完美了

Q-test-vid-e-o-ever.

Q-test-vid-e-o-ever。

Hashtag righteous.

正義的標籤

Hashtag holla.

Hashtag holla.

Hashtag panda single.

標籤熊貓單曲。

Hashtag I spare for president.

Hashtag I spare for president.

It's public!

這是公開的！

Alright, step back.

好了，退後。

Let it breathe, guys.

讓它呼吸，夥計們。

I gotta refresh!

我得刷新一下！

Nothing.

什麼都沒有

Oh, that's cool.

哦，這很酷。

That's cool.

太酷了

I mean, it's only been a minute, right?

我是說，才過了一分鐘，對吧？

Yeah, you guys can go.

你們可以走了

I'm just gonna hang here and wait till we get more friend, I mean, hits.

我就在這裡等著，直到我們有更多的朋友，我是說，命中率。

Hey, Grizz, how did we do?

嘿，格里茲，我們做得怎麼樣？

Oh, I know it all for you.

哦，我知道這一切都是為了你。

Just be happy about it.

高興就好。

What's that, Grizz?

那是什麼，格里茲？

Comfort me.

安慰我

No.

不

Not even people tripping can heal my wounds.

就連人們的絆倒也無法撫平我的創傷。

Whoa, isn't that the koala from that video?

哇，那不是視頻裡的考拉嗎？

Hold on, what?

等等，什麼？

A meme-icon?

記憶圖標？

Meme-y?

備忘錄？

Meme.

備忘錄。

A meme-con?

備忘錄大會？

Internet celebs?

網絡名人？

Meme tryouts?

備忘錄選拔賽？

Judged by Nom Nom himself?

由 Nom Nom 本人來評判？

Ooh!

哦

We're going!

我們要走了

Wow, look at all the internet celebrities here.

哇，看看這些網絡名人。

Sign it, Porkins.

簽字吧，波金斯

Right here, Porkins.

就在這裡，波金斯

Right here.

就在這裡

Porkins, sign here.

波金斯，在這裡簽名

I didn't think so many people would be competing.

我沒想到會有這麼多人参賽。

Ice Bear should have trained before coming.

冰熊應該在來之前接受過訓練。

No sweat, brothers.

沒問題，兄弟們。

They got nothing on us.

他們拿我們沒辦法。

Now let's get in there.

現在我們進去吧

Ow!

噢

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Let's see who we have next.

讓我們看看下一個是誰。

Here we have Liz from The Dump.

我們請來了 "垃圾場 "的莉斯。

Show them what you got, Liz.

讓他們看看你的本事 Liz

All right, thank you.

好的，謝謝。

Let's hear what our judges have to say.

讓我們聽聽評審們怎麼說。

Gluten Cat?

麵筋貓？

Balancing Lizard?

平衡蜥蜴？

Nom Nom?

Nom Nom？

Oh, that's so cute.

哦，太可愛了

Well, that looks like a unanimous no.

看來大家一致反對。

Ugh!

唉！

Years of training!

培訓年限

Hello, my name is Grizzly.

你好，我叫灰熊。

We're here to be internet famous.

我們在這裡是為了成為網絡名人。

All right, whenever you're ready.

好吧，只要你準備好了

Okay, guys, just like we rehearsed.

好了 夥計們 就像我們排練的那樣

We didn't rehearse any— Whoa!

我們沒有排練任何 - 哇！

Oh, where am I?

哦，我這是在哪？

You promised you'd never do this again!

你答應過不再這麼做的

I'm a lost baby.

我是個迷路的孩子

How I wish there was a small box.

我多麼希望有一個小盒子。

For me.

對我來說

Uh, huh.

嗯，呵呵。

Judges?

法官？

Oh, look at his little drools.

哦，看看他的小口水。

Sorry, boys, that's a resounding no.

對不起，孩子們，我堅決不同意。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

Yes, get out.

是的，出去。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Wait, wait, hold on.

等等，等等，等等

I have questions.

我有問題。

Wait, wait, I'm going back in there.

等等，我要回去了

Grizz, wait, Grizz!

格里茲，等等，格里茲

Come on, man.

來吧，夥計。

We know now for sure that we're not cut out for this, and that's okay.

我們現在可以肯定，我們不是幹這行的料，沒關係。

Can we please just go home now?

我們現在能回家了嗎？

I spare been sleeping for 15 minutes.

我已經睡了 15 分鐘了。

Don't you get it?

你還不明白嗎？

This is it!

就是這裡

This is our chance to make more friends than we've ever had.

這是我們結交更多朋友的機會。

Come on, Grizz, we've had enough.

來吧，格里茲，我們已經受夠了。

You're being kind of a... a dingo.

你有點......像只......恐龍。

Whoa!

哇哦

No need to roll out the D word.

沒必要說 "D"。

Don't sweat it.

別擔心

I'm gonna sort this all out with Nom Nom.

我要和諾姆-諾姆一起解決這一切。