Oh, no, no.

哦，不，不

G.O.A.T. Asian Country Walk.

G.O.A.T. 亞洲鄉村行。

No, man. No, no.

不，夥計不，不

Hi, I'm Jimmy O. Yang.

大家好，我是 Jimmy O. Yang。

I'm Ronny Chieng.

我是 Ronny Chieng。

And this is G.O.A.T. Talk with Complex.

這裡是《G.O.A.T. Talk with Complex》。

Okay, here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

Question number one.

問題一

G.O.A.T. stand-up walk-out song.

G.O.A.T.站立出場曲。

Okay, I actually got the perfect one for that.

好吧，其實我找到了一個最合適的。

That need to be a long story to say what it is.

說來話長。

Cedric the Entertainer on Kings...

Cedric the Entertainer on Kings...

We don't need to hear it.

我們不需要聽。

Just tell me what the song is.

告訴我是什麼歌

Let me talk.

讓我來說

Cedric the Entertainer on Kings of Comedy.

喜劇之王》節目中的娛樂明星塞德里克。

He came out to Mystical.

他來到神祕之地。

That was a sick song.

這首歌太變態了

If you guys can play it, it's the one that goes...

如果你們會玩，那就是...

Wow, wow, wow.

哇，哇，哇

It was sick.

太噁心了

I tried to walk out to that song.

我試著跟著那首歌走出去。

Didn't work for me.

對我沒用。

But it worked perfectly for Cedric on Kings of Comedy.

但這對《喜劇之王》中的塞德里克來說卻非常奏效。

What about you?

你呢？

Move On Up by Curtis.

柯蒂斯的《向上移動》。

Oh, you're just saying that's a general...

哦，你只是說那是一般的......

I think that's a perfect American show business walk-out song.

我認為這是一首完美的美國演藝界退場曲。

Move on up.

繼續前進。

Yeah, you use that sometimes.

是的，你有時會用這個。

Yeah, I use it.

是的，我用過。

I use it all the time.

我一直在用它。

Self-promotion, this guy.

自吹自擂，這傢伙。

G.O.A.T. sitcom.

G.O.A.T. 情景喜劇。

So hot.

好熱

I guess you gotta go Seinfeld.

我想你得去看 "宋飛 "了。

Seinfeld.

宋飛

You have to.

你必須這樣做。

You have to go Seinfeld.

你必須去宋飛。

You have to go Seinfeld.

你必須去宋飛。

Everybody knows it.

大家都知道。

Everybody knows every episode.

每個人都知道每一集。

And you can't deny the sheer amount of money that thing generated.

你無法否認它所帶來的巨大收益。

Just by sheer dollars alone, it's the G.O.A.T.

僅就美元而言，它就是 G.O.A.T.。

Can't argue with that.

這一點無可爭議。

I think, for me, Martin.

我想，對我來說，馬丁

No, I appreciate you giving some deep cuts, but you're not seriously arguing that Martin is the G.O.A.T. sitcom.

不，我很欣賞你的深度剖析，但你並沒有認真地論證《馬丁》是G.O.A.T.情景喜劇。

Well, you said Seinfeld already.

你已經說過《宋飛正傳》了

I know.

我知道

I know you're trying to just...

我知道你只是想...

I personally...

我個人...

I know you're trying to make content, probably actually have seen more Martin than Seinfeld.

我知道你是在做內容，可能你看過的《馬丁》比《宋飛正傳》還多。

Martin is not a deep cut.

馬丁的傷口不深。

Yeah, but we're not saying, what have you watched more?

是的，但我們不會說，你看多了什麼？

The question is, what did Jimmy watch more?

問題是，吉米看的更多的是什麼？

Well, it's greatest of all time for me.

對我來說，這是有史以來最偉大的作品。

All right, you're gonna like this.

好了，你會喜歡這個的

G.O.A.T. late night show host.

G.O.A.T. 深夜節目主持人。

I think the G.O.A.T. would have to be Carsten, but for our generation, I think I have to give it to Letterman.

我認為，G.O.A.T.應該是卡斯滕，但對於我們這一代人來說，我想我必須把它頒給萊特曼。

Because he's the one who I watch the most in Singapore.

因為他是我在新加坡看得最多的人。

I'll go with S.E.L.E.V.E.N.

我選 S.E.L.E.V.E.N。

I mean, just Beatles, you can't beat that.

我的意思是，《甲殼蟲樂隊》就是最好的證明。

And he was like the OG.

而他就像是 OG。

I grew up with neither of them, so I don't have a personal connection with either of them.

我和他們都不是一起長大的，所以我和他們都沒有個人聯繫。

But if you're talking about G.O.A.T., like Ed Sullivan almost made late night happen, you know?

但如果你說的是G.O.A.T.，就像埃德-沙利文幾乎讓深夜成為現實，你知道嗎？

Maybe Ronny Chieng on The Daily Show, if they record that.

如果《每日秀》有錄製的話，也許會有 Ronny Chieng 的節目。

If they happen to record that, and it's not lost to the universe, maybe you.

如果他們碰巧記錄了下來，而且沒有被宇宙遺忘，那也許就是你了。

Yeah, G.O.A.T. late night, pot time host.

是啊，G.O.A.T. 深夜大鍋飯主持人。

G.O.A.T. rap lyric to quote.

G.O.A.T.說唱歌詞引用。

Maybe slight deep cut, but Fabulous, one of my favourite rappers, he had one line, he said...

也許有點深奧，但我最喜歡的說唱歌手之一 "法寶 "有一句臺詞，他說...

I'm fabulous.

我真了不起。

Your future look better than your past if you're present with the man.

如果你和他在一起，你的未來會比你的過去更好。

I just think that is the greatest pickup line of all time.

我認為這是有史以來最棒的搭訕臺詞。

I've used it and it's not worked.

我用過，但沒有用。

I'm trying to think right now.

我現在正在想。

You know which one I've been quoting lately has been...

你知道我最近一直在引用的是......

Hamilton.

漢密爾頓

Oh, that's good, that's good.

哦，很好，很好。

It hits a different crowd.

它擊中了不同的人群。

Sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起。

Wow, G.O.A.T. comedian.

哇，G.O.A.T.喜劇演員。

G.O.A.T. comic?

G.O.A.T. 漫畫？

Man, I know all of them, so it's...

我認識他們所有人，所以...

I'm very lucky to meet all my heroes.

我很幸運能遇到我所有的英雄。

Humble brag.

謙虛的吹噓

I would go with Bill Burr.

我會選擇比爾-伯爾。

Wow.

哇

In terms of how prolific and how hard he hits and how much he EPs my comedy specials.

從他的多產程度、打擊力度以及他為我的喜劇特輯製作的 EP 數量來看。

Shout out to his boss.

向他的老闆致敬

I gotta say Dave Chappelle, man.

我得說 Dave Chappelle，老兄。

I mean, I grew up watching his sketch show and his stand-up and he's like one of the few people that like...

我是說，我是看著他的小品和脫口秀長大的 他是少數幾個喜歡...

I was always so afraid of me because I don't know...

我總是很害怕自己，因為我不知道...

Like I'm like, he probably doesn't know me or whatever.

就像我想，他可能不認識我之類的。

And then actually, Netflix is a joke.

實際上，Netflix 就是個笑話。

I just finally went up and said hi to him and like I was so nervous like a little kid.

我終於走上前去跟他打招呼，緊張得像個小孩子。

And he was like, yo, you've been doing good, man.

他說，你幹得不錯，夥計。

You know, and then I like cried on the way here.

你知道，我在來這裡的路上哭了。

Like seriously, like that's how meaningful he is to me.

說真的，他對我來說就是這麼有意義。

So I gotta say Dave Chappelle.

所以我得說是 Dave Chappelle。

Yeah, Dave Chappelle is great.

是啊 Dave Chappelle很棒

You should answer this instantly.

你應該立即回答這個問題。

G.O.A.T. strip club song.

G.O.A.T. 脫衣舞俱樂部之歌。

I used to be a strip club DJ, so I should know this.

我以前是脫衣舞俱樂部的 DJ，所以我應該知道這些。

I think general all-time G.O.A.T. song,

我認為這首歌是 G.O.A.T. 的代表作、

My Pony by January.

我的小馬

You can't beat that.

這是你無法超越的。

It is the strip club anthem.

這是脫衣舞俱樂部的聖歌。

It's My Pony.

這是我的小馬。

It's Girls, Girls, Girls by Mötley Crüe.

這是 Mötley Crüe 樂隊的 Girls, Girls, Girls。

There's just a lot of like classic...

有很多經典的...

Hamilton, some Hamilton.

漢密爾頓，一些漢密爾頓

A lot of Usher.

很多烏舍爾人

Yeah, Hamilton.

是的，漢密爾頓

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Exactly.

沒錯。

You gotta answer that.

你得回答這個問題。

I don't know. My mom watches it.

我不知道我媽媽會看

I don't frequent establishments of the old repute.

我不常去那些老字號。

G.O.A.T. watch.

G.O.A.T. 手錶。

There you go. You're wearing a nice watch there.

這就對了你戴的表不錯

So dumb to say, but the G.O.A.T. watch, you almost have to give it to the actual Paul Newman daytona.

說起來很蠢，但 G.O.A.T. 手錶，你幾乎不得不把它讓給真正的保羅-紐曼 Daytona 手錶。

I was gonna say the same.

我也想這麼說。

The actual one that he wore, because that's the watch that started the whole luxury watch.

他真正佩戴過的那塊表，因為正是這塊表開創了整個奢侈手錶的先河。

And I think it's still holds the record.

我認為它現在仍然保持著記錄。

Yeah, it got sold for like $17 million or $18 million.

是啊，大概賣了1700萬或1800萬美元。

It's called After Watch, and it is Paul Newman.

它的名字叫《守望之後》，是保羅-紐曼的作品。

Yeah, G.O.A.T. watch.

是啊，G.O.A.T.手錶。

I don't think you can argue with that.

我想你無法反駁這一點。

I think that's it.

我想就是這樣了。

Hey, where's the G.O.A.T. place to stash a body, you moron?

嘿，G.O.A.T.藏屍體的地方在哪兒，你個白痴？

Trunk of a car driving in the desert into a ditch.

在沙漠中駛入溝渠的汽車後備箱。

Drive the car into a ditch.

把車開到溝裡

Okay, I went to law school in Australia.

好吧，我在澳洲上的法學院。

One great way to kill someone is you hire, you train an animal to kill that person, but that animal can't be an animal that usually kills people.

一個殺人的好辦法是，你僱用、訓練一種動物來殺人，但這種動物不能是通常殺人的動物。

Oh, snatch.

哦，搶奪。

In an animal, yeah.

在動物身上，是的。

Right, right, right.

對對對

Like pig, pig, you gotta...

就像豬，豬，你得...

Pigs or whatever.

豬什麼的

Yeah, whatever.

好吧，隨便

Some snake, whatever you got.

一些蛇，不管你有什麼。

We're clearly capable of killing someone.

我們顯然有能力殺人。

Yes.

是的。

G.O.A.T. martial arts manoeuvre.

G.O.A.T. 國術動作。

You saw it in the jiu-jitsu.

你在柔術中也看到了。

This guy's insufferable.

這傢伙真讓人受不了。

Every post is about jiu-jitsu.

每個帖子都是關於柔術的。

Everything is about...

一切都是為了...

You're like an occult.

你就像一個神祕的人。

I do Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

我練巴西柔術。

I do Wing Chun.

我打詠春拳。

Yeah.

是啊

The G.O.A.T. martial art move is running away.

G.O.A.T.國術的招式是逃跑。

It's not worth fighting.

這不值得戰鬥。

You don't know what's going on.

你不知道發生了什麼。

People are crazy.

人們都瘋了。

Runaway is the G.O.A.T. martial art move of all time.

Runaway 是 G.O.A.T. 國術中的絕招。

And any martial arts teacher who doesn't say that, don't train with them, because that person's a psycho.

任何不這麼說的國術老師，都不要跟他訓練，因為他是個瘋子。

Ready to make a choke.

準備窒息

Efficient.

高效。

Anybody can do it.

任何人都能做到。

You couldn't do it on me.

你不能對我這麼做

Most of them...

其中大部分...

You couldn't even do it on me.

你對我都做不到。

Come and do it.

來吧

Come on.

來吧

Come and do it.

來吧

Come on.

來吧

No, I got...

不，我...

We got mics and stuff.

我們有麥克風之類的東西。

I can do it.

我能做到

I can do it.

我能做到

Well, you gotta be on the floor, right?

嗯，你得在地板上，對不對？

You gotta be on the floor.

你必須在地板上。

And then if I do a double hook like that, like you're out.

如果我這樣做了雙鉤，你就出局了。

You're gonna be out.

你會被淘汰的

What do you mean I can't?

你說我不能是什麼意思？

I can't choke you out.

我不能掐死你

This is the worst real naked choke ever.

這是有史以來最糟糕的裸絞。

I didn't...

我沒有...

I mean, I was about to choke him out.

我是說，我都快掐死他了。

I didn't want to do it, you know?

我不想這麼做，你知道嗎？

Not as easy as it looks.

沒有看起來那麼容易

All right.

好的

G.O.A.T. lesson you learned from your parents.

你從父母那裡學到的 G.O.A.T. 經驗。

My dad was always like, why are you always comparing yourself to the worst?

我爸爸總是說，你為什麼總是拿自己和最差的人比？

Like, you should compare yourself to the best.

比如，你應該與最優秀的人相比。

So anytime I feel good about something that I did, he'd be like, yeah, but all these people are idiots.

所以每當我為自己做的事情感到高興時，他就會說，是啊，但這些人都是白痴。

Like, you should be comparing yourself to the best.

比如，你應該與最優秀的人相比。

And he always...

他總是...

I have heard you say that.

我聽你這麼說過。

I have heard you say that.

我聽你這麼說過。

And he was right.

他是對的。

You should compare yourself to the best.

你應該與最優秀的人相比。

Always ask for a deal.

總是要求交易。

You have to.

你必須這樣做。

Like, you can't...

比如，你不能...

Like, even if you go to Nordstrom, you gotta ask for a discount.

比如，即使你去 Nordstrom，你也得要求打折。

They might give it to you.

他們可能會給你。

You go to a hotel and ask for an upgrade, you know?

你去酒店要求升級，你知道嗎？

You gotta just ask.

你得直接問。

I hate that shit, by the way.

順便說一句，我討厭那玩意兒。

Yeah.

是啊

It's a lot of stress, but you gotta ask.

壓力很大，但你必須問。

No, my parents did that, so I actually rebelled, and now I never ask for discounts.

不，我的父母就是這樣做的，所以我實際上是在反抗，現在我從不要求打折。

I pay more.

我付得更多。

You pay full price?

你付全價？

You're like, let me tip you, even though...

你會說，讓我給你小費吧，雖然...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

In front of my mom, I'll do that.

在我媽媽面前，我會這麼做的。

Just to irritate her.

只是為了刺激她。

It's very white of you.

你可真夠白的。

Hey, was this $2?

嘿，這是 2 美元嗎？

This is $5.

這是 5 美元。

Very white.

非常白。

Yeah.

是啊

All right, go with Asian celebrity.

好吧，選亞洲明星。

Oof, this is tough.

哦，這可真不容易。

You don't want to say the wrong answer.

你不想說錯答案。

I don't want to say the wrong answer because I know these guys as well, so it's...

我不想說錯答案，因為我也瞭解這些人，所以...

Okay.

好的

So you might as well say someone that's like, maybe we've never met.

所以，你還不如說一個我們可能從未見過的人。

Steven Chow.

史蒂文-周

Oh, man.

天啊

How are you gonna take that from me?

你怎麼能從我這裡奪走它？

That's my Hong Kong hero, Steven Chow, man.

這就是我的香港英雄，周星馳。

That's dirty right there.

真是髒死了

That's dirty right there.

真是髒死了

We can't leave this conversation without saying Bruce Lee.

我們不能不提到李小龍。

He was such a trailblazer before his time.

他是一位超前的開拓者。

It's like Anna May Wong, Bruce Lee.

就像安娜-梅-王（Anna May Wong）和李小龍（Bruce Lee）。

I'm gonna go with Bruce Lee.

我選李小龍。

Shout out, Bruce Lee.

大聲喊出來，李小龍。

You're the girl.

你就是那個女孩

Speed round.

速度回合

Speed round.

速度回合

Go to Asian country.

去亞洲國家

Oh no, no.

哦，不，不

Go to Asian country.

去亞洲國家

No, man.

不，夥計

No, no.

不，不

I'm working on...

我正在...

Yeah, I'm trying to work on this bit about how you can rank Asian countries by whether or not you would agree to go on a rollercoaster in that country.

是的，我正在想辦法把你是否同意在亞洲國家坐雲霄飛車排出名次。

In that country, yeah.

在那個國家，是的。

All right, what's your go-to?

好吧，你的首選是什麼？

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Dude, I don't wanna...

老兄，我不想...

Just say it.

說出來吧。

Just say what everybody knows you're gonna f***ing say.

大家都知道你會說什麼，你就說什麼。

I don't wanna.

我不想

Say the country.

說國家。

Say it for the...

為...

Well, since I don't wanna promote my own town or whatever,

好吧，既然我不想宣傳我自己的小鎮什麼的、