And he also acts.

他還會表演。

You can currently see him co-star alongside Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg in the new movie, Me Time.

目前，他與凱文-哈特（Kevin Hart）和馬克-沃爾伯格（Mark Wahlberg）共同主演了新電影《我的時間》（Me Time）。

I loaned you the money, and you refused to pay me back.

我借給你錢，你卻拒絕還我。

So now, he's gonna have to inflict some bodily harm.

所以現在，他必須造成一些身體傷害。

What?

什麼？

Stan. Stan the man.

斯坦斯坦這個人

Hey, I thought we were friends.

嘿，我還以為我們是朋友呢

We are, but I was very clear about my fee structure.

是的，但我對我的收費結構非常清楚。

It's a misunderstanding.

這是一個誤會。

I did not know this was so time-sensitive.

我不知道這件事的時效性這麼強。

Give me a day.

給我一天時間

I'll move some funds around, and I'll pay you back.

我會轉移一些資金，然後還給你。

What a day.

多麼美好的一天

A day? Yeah.

一天？是的

All right, fine.

好吧

Oh, my God. Yes, thank you.

我的天啊是的，謝謝

I didn't know what was going on.

我不知道發生了什麼。

I'm panicking right now.

我現在很恐慌。

Don't sever anything.

不要切斷任何東西。

Just break a finger, and then we got to hit the road, okay?

只要弄斷一根手指，我們就得上路了，好嗎？

Me Time is available this Friday on Netflix.

Me Time》將於本週五在 Netflix 上映。

Please welcome Jimmy O. Yang.

有請 Jimmy O. Yang。

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-♪噢，噢噢噢噢......-♪-♪噢噢噢噢......-♪-♪噢噢噢噢噢......-♪-♪噢噢噢噢噢......

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo！Whoo！

This feels great, Steve.

這感覺太棒了，史蒂夫。

We're making history tonight. You know that?

今晚我們將創造歷史你知道嗎？

We taking over, baby.

我們接手了，寶貝

This is the first time that Jimmy Kimmel First that an Asian host has interviewed an Asian guest.

這是吉米-金梅爾第一次由亞裔主持人採訪亞裔嘉賓。

It's gonna happen.

會發生的

I feel free.

我感覺很自由。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

I feel good. I feel liberated.

我感覺很好。我感覺解放了。

I mean, that is a comfortable outfit.

我是說，這身衣服很舒服。

Okay, well, maybe don't do that.

好吧，也許別這麼做。

I mean, okay.

我是說 好吧

Whoo!

Whoo！

This is... this is the...

這是......這是......

You know, come on.

你知道，來吧。

All right, hit you a little squat over here.

好了，蹲在這裡。

I love that your outfit allows you to do that, because if I... if I were to join you, it's not...

我喜歡你的衣服讓你這樣做，因為如果我......如果我要加入你，這不是......

Yeah, it would probably rip.

是的，可能會撕裂。

I'm always stressed with that, you know?

我總是為此感到壓力，你知道嗎？

Okay, I'm gonna get down now.

好了，我要下去了

While you're up there, if you wanted to...

當你在上面的時候，如果你想...

This feels like classic Arsenio Haas show, you know?

這感覺就像阿塞尼奧-哈斯的經典節目，你知道嗎？

You're Arsenio, and I'm Prince.

你是阿塞尼奧，我是王子。

I would be Arsenio in this.

我將扮演阿森尼奧。

In this scenario. That's true. That's true.

在這種情況下沒錯沒錯

And-and, you know, I'm a good Asian guest.

而且，你知道，我是一個很好的亞洲客人。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

So I actually brought some good stuff.

所以，我其實帶了一些好東西。

Of course. You didn't come empty-handed.

當然你不是空手來的

Mr. Guillermo.

吉列爾莫先生

Come in, sir.

請進，先生

Look at this.

看看這個。

It's a celebration, man.

這是一個慶祝活動，夥計。

Dim sum.

點心

Dim sum.

點心

On to the Jimmy Kimmel show.

接下來是吉米-金梅爾的節目。

This is legit, Guillermo.

這是合法的，吉列爾莫。

Yes, thank you so much, Guillermo.

是的，非常感謝，吉列爾莫。

Okay, let's... let's take a look at what we got.

好吧，讓我們......讓我們來看看我們得到了什麼。

It's not... Oh, look at this.

這不是...看看這個

We got har gow here.

我們這裡有哈歌。

That's har gow.

這就是哈高。

This is char siu bao right here.

這就是叉燒包。

Oh, my... Oh, you got the...

哦，我的...哦，你得到了...

Aha. You got the chicken feet.

啊哈你吃到雞爪了

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

The feng jiao.

風蛟。

That is the real stuff.

這才是真正的東西。

That's one of my favorites, actually.

事實上，這是我最喜歡的作品之一。

The egg tart. Here you go.

蛋撻給你

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。

Okay.

好的

See, this is all happening, man.

瞧，這一切都發生了

Oh, man, these are all hits, Jimmy.

這些都是熱門歌曲 吉米

Yeah, this is great.

是啊，這太棒了。

These are bangers only over here.

在這裡，這些只是 "砰砰 "聲。

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好的

This has turned into, uh, basically Good Morning America on the cooking show.

這簡直成了烹飪節目裡的《早安美國》。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, garlic spare ribs.

是啊，是啊，是啊，大蒜排骨。

But it's... it's gonna happen.

但它......它會發生。

No, it's...

不，這是...

We got to talk. Don't worry.

我們得談談別擔心

But we're gonna eat first, okay?

但我們要先吃飯，好嗎？

We're gonna eat first.

我們先吃飯

No, I-I see we got the...

不，我看到我們得到了...

the chopsticks and the condiments and everything.

筷子、調味品和所有東西。

I'm not sure what this is.

我不知道這是什麼。

That's, um...

這是，嗯...

That's, uh...

這是...

That's a matcha spoon, I'm pretty sure.

我敢肯定，那是抹茶勺。

I think so, yeah.

我想是的

Okay, we'll throw that out.

好吧，我們把它扔掉。

Yeah.

是啊

Uh, oh, man.

哦，天啊

Well, great, man.

好極了

Dude, I-I feel like I should congratulate you.

老兄，我覺得我應該祝賀你。

You got Me Time coming out on Friday.

你的 "我的時間 "週五就要出版了。

You're about to go on tour.

你馬上就要去巡演了。

Yes!

是的！

Yes, yes.

是的，是的。

Yeah.

是啊

It's all happening.

一切都在發生。

And, um, is it true?

這是真的嗎？

I read that you-you sold out the, uh, the Sydney Opera House.

我聽說你把悉尼歌劇院的票都賣光了

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

The Sydney Opera House is all sold out.

悉尼歌劇院的票已全部售罄。

Holy crap.

我的媽呀

It's awesome, right?

很棒吧？

That's great.

好極了

I think my parents are proud of me.

我想我的父母會為我感到驕傲。

They're like,

他們就像

It's awesome, right?

很棒吧？

That's great.

好極了

I think my parents are finally proud of me.

我想我的父母終於為我感到驕傲了。

That's the only two international buildings that Asian parents know about.

這是亞洲家長所知道的僅有的兩座國際建築。

I'm still working my way up there, to be honest.

老實說，我還在努力中。

I feel like they won't really get there until I'm in an Avengers movie, which...

我覺得他們要等到我出演復仇者聯盟電影時才會真正達到目的，而這...

Right, right.

對，對

We'll see where that goes, but...

我們將拭目以待，但...

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Yeah, you'll get there.

是的，你會成功的。

I hope so.

但願如此。

I believe in you, Seymour.

我相信你，西摩

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh, I appreciate you.

哦，我很感激你。

Are you, um...

你，嗯...

Are you bringing your parents along for the tour at all?

你會帶父母一起來參觀嗎？

Yeah, no.

是啊，沒有。

No.

不

No.

不

I've done that.

我已經做到了。

I've done that.

我已經做到了。

I love my parents, and you guys know my dad is quite the showman himself.

我愛我的父母，你們也知道我爸爸是個很會表演的人。

He's an actor, and he wants to do stand-up now.

他是個演員，現在想做單口相聲演員。

So, actually, I brought him up on stage in Vegas, okay?

所以，實際上，我在拉斯維加斯把他帶上了舞臺，好嗎？

He loved it.

他很喜歡。

It was a big moment for him, but he kind of, like, froze up.

這對他來說是個重要時刻，但他有點，好像，愣住了。

Like, he didn't...

比如，他沒有...

He was gonna tell a joke.

他想講個笑話

Did he joke?

他在開玩笑嗎？

Yeah, I don't know if he joked, but, like, yeah.

是啊，我不知道他是不是開玩笑，不過，好像是的。

Yeah, that was, uh...

是的，那是...

That was, uh...

那是......

Yeah.

是啊

But how much of that is his fault, and how much of that is your fault?

但這其中有多少是他的錯，又有多少是你的錯？

Were you coaching him?

是你在指導他嗎？

Were you running with him?

你和他一起跑步嗎？

How is this my fault?

這怎麼會是我的錯？

This is not my...

這不是我的...

I told him, I'm like, hey, man, if you want to do stand-up, you know, go hit some open mics, you know?

我告訴他，我想，嘿，夥計，如果你想做單口相聲，你知道，去打一些開放的麥克風，你知道嗎？

That's how everyone starts.

每個人都是這樣開始的。

And he was like, no, I do theaters only.

他說，不，我只做戲劇。

I'm like, that's not... that's not how it...

我想，這不是......這不是它如何......

You know what it is?

你知道是什麼嗎？

I think you spoiled him.

我覺得你把他寵壞了。

I think you spoiled him.

我覺得你把他寵壞了。

I think you worked so hard so that your dad could have opportunities that you didn't, and he got it too easy.

我覺得你這麼努力工作，是為了讓你爸爸擁有你沒有的機會，而他得到的太容易了。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

You were sacrificing every day hitting those open mics, and-and, you know, for it to just fall on your dad's lap like that, riding off your coattails.

你每天都在犧牲自己，去參加那些公開的麥克風演唱會，而且，你知道，就這樣，你的機會就落在了你父親的腿上，從你的衣角上滑落。

I mean...

我的意思是...

It's a classic Asian immigrant story.

這是一個典型的亞洲移民故事。

Yeah.

是啊

I moved to this country so my dad can act.

我搬到這個國家是為了讓我爸爸演戲。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Now, your dad, um...

現在，你的父親，嗯...

Your dad, I think his first on-screen role was in, uh, Patriot's Day, right?

你爸爸，我想他的第一個銀幕角色 是在《愛國者之日》裡，對吧？

Patriot's Day, and then I wrote him in on Space Force.

愛國者日，然後我把他寫進了《太空力量》。

That's right. I think we have a...

沒錯我想我們有一個...

I think we got a photo.

我想我們拍到了一張照片。

Oh, yeah!

哦，是的

That's your dad right there.

那是你爸爸

That's him.

就是他

What a close-up.

好一個特寫鏡頭。

What a close-up.

好一個特寫鏡頭。

A SAG-AFTRA union actor.

SAG-AFTRA 工會演員。

He's got his SAG card and everything.

他有他的 SAG 卡和一切。

Yeah.

是啊

Well, look, look,

你看，你看

I got my parents into acting as well.

我讓我的父母也加入了表演行列。

No way.

不可能

Um, my parents were in a Google commercial that I did.

嗯，我的父母在谷歌的一個廣告中出現過。

Wow!

哇

That is them. That is them.

這就是他們。這就是他們。

That is my dad looking like the, uh, the Asian George Clooney.

我爸爸看起來就像亞洲的喬治-克魯尼（George Clooney）。

He's, uh...

他，呃...

Dude, your dad's like a model.

老兄，你爸爸就像個模特。

He's, uh, he's...

他，呃，他...

Look, I don't know what happened with me, but I have very beautiful parents.

聽著，我不知道自己是怎麼了，但我有一對非常漂亮的父母。

Yeah.

是啊

I have very beautiful parents, and, um, thank you.

我有一對非常漂亮的父母，嗯，謝謝你們。

And, you know, it's...

而且，你知道，這是...

It is a thing.

這是一件事。

You know, we try to...

你知道，我們試圖...

We try to bring our dads and our moms along for as much of the ride as we can, but sometimes they... they embarrass us, right?

我們儘量把爸爸和媽媽帶在身邊，但有時他們......他們會讓我們難堪，對嗎？

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Um, so I stopped taking my parents to premieres, okay?

我不再帶父母去看首映了，好嗎？

Like, my mom is great.

比如，我媽媽很偉大。

She's just happy to be there.

她只是很高興能在那裡。

I took my dad to the Easter Sunday premiere, a movie I produced and I had a role in, and he bought these Ray-Ban glasses.

我帶我爸爸去參加復活節週日的首映式，那是一部我製作的電影，我在其中扮演了一個角色，他買了這副雷朋眼鏡。

They're like the old Snapchat glasses where you can press a button and record.

它們就像以前的 Snapchat 眼鏡，按下按鈕就能錄製。

But then a bright light would shine, so they let you know, like, you know, he's recording.

但隨後會有一道亮光閃過，讓你知道他在錄音。

So when my scene came on in the movie theater, it was just a bright flashlight on-on his face.

所以，當我的戲在電影院裡出現時，只有一束明亮的手電筒照在他的臉上。

He's just, like, looking at me, looking.

他就那樣，看著我，看著我。

I'm like, Dad, what are you doing?

我想，爸爸，你在幹什麼？

And I ripped it off, and I'm like, you're committing a federal crime right now recording in a movie theater and embarrassing me.

我把它撕了下來 我就想 你現在在電影院裡錄音 讓我難堪 簡直是犯了聯邦罪

So he-he's banned. He's done.

所以他被禁賽了他完了

But you bought him those glasses, right?

但眼鏡是你給他買的，對吧？

Just to... you... that was a present from you.

只是為了......你......那是你送的禮物。

Yes, yes, no, yes.

是的，是的，不，是的。

Describe what these are.

說明這些是什麼。

So they're Ray-Bans, but they're-they're, like, spy glasses?

所以它們是雷朋眼鏡，但又像是間諜眼鏡？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

This is not an ad for Ray-Bans, by the way.

順便說一句，這不是雷朋的廣告。

No, no, no, no, no. We're not-we're not in...

不，不，不，不，不。我們不是在......

But I-I bought him an iPad.

但我給他買了個iPad。

You know, I-I thought I'd be a good son.

你知道，我以為我會是個好兒子。

It's a nice gift for his birthday.

這是送給他的生日禮物。

And-and he-he called me a couple days later.

幾天後，他給我打了電話。

He's like, oh, no, too expensive for me.

他說，哦，不，對我來說太貴了。

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

Just return it, please, and give me the cash.

請把它還給我，然後把現金給我。

And then he used the cash to buy the Ray-Ban glasses, and, uh, now I created a monster.

然後他用那筆錢買了雷朋眼鏡 現在我創造了一個怪物

Tell me about your, uh, your role in-in Me Time.

告訴我你在 "我的時間 "中扮演的角色。

You play-you play, uh, a guy who's-who's kind of...

你扮演一個有點...

What was that, perm?

那是什麼，燙髮？

Yeah.

是啊

Is that a perm?

那是燙髮嗎？

I wanted to get a perm so bad.

我太想燙頭髮了。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Because I was, like, channeling...

因為我好像在引導......

Like, he's a villain, but I want him to not look necessarily intimidating and not act intimidating.

比如，他是個大反派，但我希望他看起來不一定嚇人，行為也不一定嚇人。

Oh, no, you were-you were straight scary.

哦，不，你--你簡直太可怕了。

Yeah, that was frightening.

是啊，太嚇人了。

And-and I think that...

我認為...

When-when people are truly scary, they don't try to act scary or dress scary, right?

當--當人們真正可怕的時候，他們不會試圖表現得很可怕，也不會穿得很可怕，對嗎？

He's just like a Hancock Park dad with, like, a lavender jacket.

他就像漢考克公園的爸爸，穿著淡紫色的夾克。

And I'm like, dude, I want to go get a perm, you know?

我就想，老兄，我想去燙頭髮，你知道嗎？

But they wouldn't let me.

但他們不讓

They're like, I don't know, you know, perm is permanent, you know, like, they might mess up your hair.

他們說，我不知道，燙髮是永久性的，可能會弄亂你的頭髮。

So they gave me a wig that's the exact same length as my hair, but a permed wig.

所以他們給了我一頂和我頭髮長度完全一樣的假髮，不過是燙過的假髮。

So I look quite ridiculous in the...

是以，我在照片中看起來非常可笑。

You look-you look great, man.

你看起來棒極了

How is it-how is it working with, uh, with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg?

與凱文-哈特和馬克-沃爾伯格合作感覺如何？

Oh, they're great.

哦，他們很棒。

I mean, Kevin Hart, you know, he's amazing.