It was the Blur vs Oasis football match.

那是 Blur 對 Oasis 的足球比賽。

Damon out of Blur and Liam out of Oasis facing each other on the pitch.

Blur 的 Damon 和 Oasis 的 Liam 在球場上面對面。

It was all part of the music industry's Soccer 6 tournament, raising money for Nordoff Robbins Music Therapy at Marlent Stadium.

這一切都是音樂界足球六強賽的一部分，目的是為馬倫特體育場的諾多夫-羅賓斯音樂治療中心籌集資金。

Also playing in other matches were Jarvis Cocker out of Pulp and Robbie Williams.

參加其他比賽的還有 Pulp 樂隊的 Jarvis Cocker 和 Robbie Williams。

The thing is, I'm really hungover from last night anyway, so it's balancing up in it really.

問題是，我昨晚真的宿醉未醒，所以真的要平衡一下。

It's a howdy of the doggy.

這是狗狗的問候。

The question is of course, have the crowd come to see a display of exceptional football skills?

當然，問題是，觀眾們是來看非凡的足球技巧表演的嗎？

Well frankly, no.

老實說，沒有。

Course not, they've just come to see pop stars in football shorts.

當然不是，他們只是來看穿著足球短褲的流行歌星。

Blur or Oasis, which is it?

Blur 還是 Oasis？

Blur.

模糊。

Blur!

模糊！

Are you interested in the football?

你對足球感興趣嗎？

No!

不

I didn't think so somehow.

不知怎麼的，我不這麼認為。

Unfortunately, Damon out of Blur was too shy to do any interviews and the nearest Liam out of Oasis came was to steal the sponge off a reporter's microphone.

不幸的是，Blur 樂隊的 Damon 羞於接受任何採訪，而 Oasis 樂隊的 Liam 也只是偷了記者麥克風上的海綿。

But for some fans, just the sight of Liam proved to be too much.

但對於一些粉絲來說，僅僅看到利亞姆的身影就已經受不了了。

But what was the result of Blur versus Oasis?

但 Blur 對 Oasis 的結果如何？

The Southern Softies versus the Northern Hardmen.

南方軟蛋對北方硬漢。

The result was Blur 2, Oasis 0.

結果是 Blur 2，Oasis 0。

Not such a bunch of Softies after all.

畢竟不是一群軟蛋。

At Marlent Stadium, this is Vince Rogers for London Tonight.

在馬倫特體育場，這是文斯-羅傑斯為您帶來的《今夜倫敦》。

Thanks for watching!

感謝觀看！