No.

不

What's going on?

怎麼了？

Then why were you staring at me?

那你為什麼盯著我？

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

I was doing back squats, and you were staring at me.

我在做深蹲，你卻盯著我看。

Why?

為什麼？

I don't think anyone was staring at you.

我覺得沒人盯著你看。

You look shocked.

你看起來很震驚。

I'm sure you are.

我相信你會的。

Yeah.

是啊

This piece of meat can talk too.

這塊肉也會說話

So.

那麼

What?

什麼？

It's all on video, sir.

都錄下來了，長官

Ma'am, I was working out, minding my own business, and now you're filming me?

女士，我在健身，管我自己的事，現在你卻在拍我？

Yeah, we got it all on film, Steven Spielberg.

是啊，我們都拍下來了，史蒂文-斯皮爾伯格

Why were you filming me?

你為什麼要拍我？

I don't want to be a-

我不想成為

Oh, is it because of what I'm wearing?

哦，是因為我的穿著嗎？

Is it because of what you-

是因為你

Newsflash!

新消息！

Okay.

好的

I didn't wear this for you.

我不是為你穿的

My followers are going to have a field day.

我的追隨者們一定會大吃一驚的。

Cool.

酷斃了

Film your video.

拍攝視頻

I didn't do anything.

我什麼都沒做。

What, are you going to show me some tips on how to perfect my form, but you have to do it hands-on?

怎麼，你是要告訴我一些如何完美塑形的技巧，但你必須親自動手嗎？

Hands-off.

不動手

Nobody was going to give you tips, but I'm sure you have great technique.

沒人會給你建議，但我相信你有很好的技巧。

Yeah.

是啊

I bet you know.

我打賭你知道。

You've been studying me long enough.

你已經研究我夠久了。

Hey.

嘿。

Is there a problem?

有問題嗎？

No.

不

There's no problem.

沒問題

Then why were you just staring at me?

那你剛才為什麼盯著我？

You're about to get torched, big man.

你就要被燒死了，大個子。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

Nobody was looking at either of you.

你們倆誰也沒看誰。

So you weren't just eye-banging me while I was doing my glute workout?

這麼說，你不只是在我做臀部鍛鍊時和我眉來眼去？

I have literally never seen you before in my life.

我這輩子都沒見過你。

You are a complete stranger.

你是一個完全陌生的人。

She has a boyfriend.

她有男朋友了

A month and a half strong.

一個半月強。

Be better, sir.

好一點，先生。

Congrats!

祝賀你

You have a boyfriend!

你有男朋友了

Happy anniversary!

週年紀念快樂

I have your harassment in high-def 4K.

我有你的高清 4K 騷擾。

Same here.

我也一樣。

You were filming me too?

你也在拍我？

I would stay off Twitter for like a couple weeks if I were you.

如果我是你，我會離開 Twitter 差不多幾個星期。

What?

什麼？

Piggy.

小豬

Get in your pig pen, little piggy.

進你的豬圈去，小豬。

I'm a pig now for re-racking my weights and minding my own business.

我現在是一頭豬了，因為我重新架起了我的砝碼，管好了我自己的事。

Were you staring at me?

你在盯著我嗎？

Who the f*** are you guys?

你們他媽是誰？

All right here, bro.

就在這裡，兄弟

Why are there so many ring lights?

為什麼有這麼多環形燈？

I'm a micro-influencer, but you wouldn't know what that is.

我是一個微影響力者，但你不會知道那是什麼。

Ladies, cover up.

女士們，蓋好被子。

You know, we shouldn't have to do this, but here we are doing it.

你知道，我們不應該這樣做，但我們卻在這樣做。

Very cool.

太酷了

Yeah, try us now.

是啊，現在試試我們吧。

Do the whole thing.

做整件事情。

Good luck.

祝你好運

It's on tape.

錄下來了

You're gonna put this on YouTube?

你要把這個放到 YouTube 上？

Yeah, guy does nothing at the gym and gets harassed?

是啊，一個人在健身房什麼都沒做就被騷擾了？

Oh my god, does this creep staring at you?

哦，我的天哪，這傢伙是不是在盯著你？

I saw you looking at me.

我看見你在看我

Who the f*** is this?

這他媽是誰？

You're on camera.

你上鏡了

You're staring at me, too.

你也在盯著我看。

We got five ring lights up in here.

這裡有五個環形燈

Here, I'm gonna stop you right there.

在這裡，我要阻止你。

You have the right to remain silent.

您有權保持沉默。

And you do have the right to an attorney.

你有權聘請律師。

If the glove don't fit, you're gonna need it.

如果手套不合適，你就需要它。

You people need help.

你們需要幫助

Is this the guy who's been staring at you, Kaitlin?

這就是一直盯著你看的那個人嗎 凱特琳? Is this the guy who's been staring at you, Kaitlin?

Yeah, this is the creep.

是的，這就是那個討厭鬼。

I've been watching your live stream.

我一直在看你的直播。

Scene of the crime.

犯罪現場

Play the tape.

播放錄音帶。

Let's see the instant replay.

讓我們看看即時回放。

I'd love to check it out, because I know I didn't do anything.

我很想去看看，因為我知道我什麼也沒做。

Get out of my gym.

滾出我的健身房

Yo, Tony, bro.

託尼，兄弟

Just get out.

快滾吧

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧、

Count this.

數數這個

How much did we get?

我們得到了多少？

Easily a couple thousand.

動輒幾千。

Wait, where's Kaitlin?

等等，凱特琳在哪？

Where's Kaitlin?

凱特琳呢？

Kaitlin, she's coming, she's coming.

凱特琳 她來了 她來了

Go, go, go, go, go.

走，走，走，走，走。

The live stream bandits are a group of thieves who have been robbing gyms through a very interesting, very specific method of distraction.

直播流強盜是一夥盜賊，他們通過一種非常有趣、非常特殊的分散注意力的方法搶劫健身房。

Tony.

託尼

So the guy was staring at them, he created a scene, and it was all just to rob me.

所以那傢伙就盯著他們看，製造了一場混亂，而這一切都是為了搶劫我。

We had it all on film, Steven Spielberg.

我們都拍下來了，史蒂文-斯皮爾伯格。

Grow up.

長大吧

Because you're ruining my day.

因為你毀了我的一天

Use that one.

用那個。