I feel like you're not going to like it.

我覺得你不會喜歡的。

It doesn't matter if I like it.

我喜歡與否並不重要。

I'm not like one of those insecure boyfriends that's going to be like, no, don't wear that.

我不像那些沒有安全感的男朋友，會說 "不，別穿那個"。

That's too much on Halloween.

萬聖節也太誇張了吧

Like, do your thing.

就像，做你自己的事。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

You think it's too sexy?

你覺得太性感了？

No, it's not too much.

不，不會太多。

It's, uh, I don't know.

我也不知道。

I thought it was too sexy.

我覺得太性感了。

It's just digging up a little bit of past trauma.

這只是在挖掘一點過去的創傷。

And, uh...

還有...

This is digging up past trauma.

這是在挖掘過去的創傷。

Stop.

停下。

Babe, what?

寶貝，怎麼了？

So, growing up, I had a pet bunny.

所以，在我的成長過程中，我養過一隻寵物兔子。

You know, when I was three.

你知道，在我三歲的時候。

Yeah.

是啊

So, this isn't too sexy for you?

那麼，這對你來說是不是太性感了？

It's that your bunny died.

你的兔子死了

You know, out of respect for Theodore, I don't think I'm cool with that costume.

你知道，出於對西奧多的尊重，我不認為我可以接受這身裝扮。

I'm sorry.

對不起

I didn't know.

我不知道。

Don't be sorry.

不要遺憾

It's my fault for not telling you.

沒告訴你是我的錯。

I should have said something, but, you know, a little bit of respect for Theo, yeah.

我本該說點什麼的，不過，你知道，我對提奧還是有點敬意的。

Big part of my life.

我生活的重要組成部分。

You've been a bad boy.

你是個壞小子

Do you like it?

喜歡嗎？

I love it.

我喜歡

It's just that I'm a little bit worried about the Stolen Valor accusations.

只是，我有點擔心 "偷來的勇氣 "的指控。

Stolen Valor accusations?

對 "偷盜 "行為的指控？

It's sexy, but is it sexy enough to, like, impersonate a federal officer?

是很性感，但性感到可以冒充聯邦官員嗎？

Nobody cares.

沒人在乎

It's a costume.

這是一套服裝。

I'm on your side.

我站在你這邊

I mean, it's me and you versus the freaking world, man.

我的意思是，這是我和你對抗這個該死的世界，夥計。

I'm talking about they.

我說的是他們。

They?

他們？

Oh, the collective they.

哦，集體的 "他們"。

Yeah.

是啊

I mean, the attendees of Kyle's party, society at large.

我是說，凱爾派對的參加者，整個社會。

Are you sure you're not just being a little insecure?

你確定你不是有點不自信嗎？

You think guys will come up to me at the party turning themselves in?

你覺得派對上會有人來找我自首嗎？

I think it's great.

我覺得很棒。

I think you're sexy.

我覺得你很性感

Oh, my goodness.

我的天啊

My girlfriend, the sexy cop.

我的女朋友，那個性感的警察

But you're going to walk in there, and people are going to be like, Hey, this girl has no respect for the American judicial system.

但你走進去，人們就會說，嘿，這姑娘一點都不尊重美國的司法制度。

What now?

現在怎麼辦？

I just watched Jaws for the first time.

我剛剛第一次看了《大白鯊》。

I'm going to have night terrors, and I could freaking kick you in the nose, man, just like they do to those freaking sharks.

我會夜驚，我會踢你的鼻子，就像他們踢那些該死的鯊魚一樣。

What night did you see Jaws?

你是哪天晚上看的《大白鯊》？

Last night.

昨晚

Baby, you know how I feel about education and reform, right?

寶貝，你知道我對教育和改革的看法吧？

Everybody loves the sexy schoolgirls.

每個人都喜歡性感的女學生。

Everybody's walking to the party with a giant sign on their head that says, Keep marginalizing the children, Mr. Government.

每個人頭上都掛著一個巨大的牌子，上面寫著 "繼續排擠兒童，政府先生"。

I mean, that's bad.

我的意思是，這很糟糕。

This is the top seller at Party City.

這是派對之城最暢銷的產品。

Check me out.

看看我。

I'm allergic to cats.

我對貓過敏。

You know that.

你知道的

I think you're allergic to me looking good.

我覺得你對我的帥氣過敏。

Really bad look for the future girl bosses of America.

這對美國未來的女老闆們來說可不是什麼好事。

You're basically saying, I think that women belong on the sidelines, while the big, strong men are on the field.

你的意思基本上是說，我認為女性屬於旁觀者，而高大強壯的男性則在場上。

One, two, three, four.

一、二、三、四

My boyfriend is insecure.

我的男朋友缺乏安全感。

A little too much wrist?

手腕有點過長？

The other people are going to say, Hey, she doesn't care about the environment.

其他人會說，嘿，她根本不關心環境。

That's not fair to you.

這對你不公平。

The straws are made of paper.

吸管是用紙做的。

Paper's made by lumberjacks.

紙是伐木工人造的。

I'm helping with the straws.

我在幫忙拿吸管。

You get sexy, you look great.

你變得性感，你看起來很棒。

Death sentence.

死刑

Not something to take lightly.

不能掉以輕心。

I think you're locked up in your feelings.

我覺得你被自己的感情禁錮了。

This is the one.

就是這個

I can feel it.

我能感覺到。

Go for it.

去吧

There's just one problem.

只有一個問題。

I think that...

我認為

Am I appropriating vampire culture?

我在盜用吸血鬼文化嗎？

No, in fact, I actually...

不，事實上，我...

Am I setting a bad example for the young female vampires of America?

我為美國年輕的女吸血鬼樹立了壞榜樣嗎？

No, I actually really like it.

不，其實我真的很喜歡。

I'm re-triggering your PTSD from when you had a childhood trauma.

我觸發了你童年創傷時的創傷後應激障礙。

It's you're allergic to vampires.

是你對吸血鬼過敏。

I actually would prefer if...

實際上，我更希望...

Newsflash, you don't have to keep lying to me and pretending that you're the super cool boyfriend who doesn't care what his girlfriend wears on Halloween.

新消息，你不用一直騙我，假裝你是個超級酷的男朋友，不在乎女朋友在萬聖節穿什麼。

Just say it with your chest, okay?

用你的胸膛說出來，好嗎？

You are really insecure, and you're upset because I'm a solid 10, and you are like a 6 on a good hair day.

你真的很沒有安全感，你不高興是因為我的頭髮有 10 分，而你頭髮好的時候只有 6 分。

I don't see any need to bring the point scale into this.

我認為沒有必要把點數比例扯進來。

I feel like that's a little low.

我覺得這有點低。

I still want this hot mama letting the girls hang out in public.

我還是希望這位辣媽能讓孩子們在公共場合玩耍。

Just admit it.

承認吧

Okay.

好的

Can't wear my sexy costume.

不能穿我的性感服裝

It's too sexy.

太性感了

I'm going to order one of those giant inflatable things, and he'll say nothing.

我要訂購一個巨大的充氣娃娃，他什麼也不會說。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Oh, no.

哦，不

Babe?

寶貝？

Oh, this isn't good.

哦，這可不妙。

I didn't even know it existed.

我甚至不知道它的存在。

How is that real?

這怎麼可能是真的？

Babe?

寶貝？

Oh, I'm so sorry.

哦，真對不起。

Oh, baby.

哦，寶貝

I'm so sorry.

真對不起

You can totally be the vampire.

你完全可以成為吸血鬼。

You mean it?

你說真的？

Yeah.

是啊