Being an accountant, you really make the big bucks there?

作為一名會計師，你真的能在那裡賺大錢嗎？

No, I don't. That was the joke, but it's not important.

不，我沒有。那是個笑話，但並不重要。

Well, you know, selling pest-controlled door-to-door isn't really the sexiest job in the world either, but...

要知道，挨家挨戶推銷害蟲防治產品也不是世界上最性感的工作，但是......

You know, money come in when the bugs go out, so...

你知道，蟲子出去的時候，錢就進來了，所以......

Oh!

哦！

Get them out. That's what they do.

把他們趕出去這就是他們要做的

What's up, boys?

怎麼了，孩子們？

Good to see you. I didn't know if you were coming.

很高興見到你我不知道你會不會來

Good to see you guys.

很高興見到你們

What's going on?

怎麼了？

You know, just living the dream.

你知道，這只是生活的夢想。

Yeah, I didn't know if I was going to make it. I've been slammed at work.

是啊，我都不知道自己能不能來。工作太忙了

Wait, does that say NASA?

等等，上面寫的是 NASA 嗎？

Oh, yeah, it does.

哦，是的，確實如此。

Jesus Christ, here we go.

天哪，又來了

Sorry, I thought I took it off on the drive here.

對不起，我以為我在來的路上把它摘下來了。

So do you actually work at NASA?

那麼，你真的在 NASA 工作嗎？

I do. You know, some people might say my office is on Mars.

是的你知道，有些人可能會說我的辦公室在火星上。

No, I'm just kidding. I'm part of the Mars rover team.

不，我只是在開玩笑。我是火星探測器團隊的一員。

That is so cool.

太酷了

I'm Mark, by the way.

順便說一下，我叫馬克。

Vanessa.

凡妮莎

Kaylee.

凱莉

That reminds me, I need another drink. Can I get you guys anything?

這倒提醒我了，我得再喝一杯要喝點什麼嗎？

I think maybe I could use a drink.

我想我可能需要喝一杯。

Why do you keep inviting him places? He's a nice guy.

你為什麼一直邀請他？他是個好人

He comes in the room, I look him dead in the eye, and I say,

他走進房間，我死死地盯著他的眼睛說：

Mr. President, I don't advise that.

主席先生，我不建議這樣做。

It's that frickin' NASA badge, man. It's like Willy Wonka's golden ticket.

是那個該死的宇航局徽章 夥計就像威利-旺卡的金獎券一樣

I mean, how easy would it be to pull up to any social gathering, be like,

我是說，在任何社交聚會上，你都可以輕鬆地說：

I work for NASA.

我為美國國家航空航天局工作。

No, Houston, we have a problem. We're still in Los Angeles!

不，休斯頓，我們有麻煩了我們還在洛杉磯

All you have to do is just walk in and just be like, five, four, three, two.

你要做的就是走進去，然後就像這樣，五、四、三、二。

That was my Monday morning.

這就是我的週一早晨。

Oh, and how about this one?

哦，這個怎麼樣？

Pretend like everything you're telling them is a government secret.

假裝你告訴他們的一切都是政府機密。

I have the photos. Nobody in the world has seen these before.

我有照片。世界上沒有人見過這些照片。

I'll get fired if anyone knows I told you this.

如果有人知道是我告訴你的，我會被炒魷魚的。

Never before seen.

前所未見

Look it, they're losing their minds.

你看，他們都瘋了。

Yeah.

是啊

Sheep.

綿羊

This is a frickin' NASA badge, dude. These chicks eat it up.

這可是美國宇航局的徽章，老兄這些小妞吃了它。

I'm in. I'll see you when I see you. Don't forget to...

我加入到時候見別忘了...

Hey!

嘿！

I am so sorry.

我很抱歉。

Watch where you're going.

看路

Can I get you a towel? I didn't mean to... I'm...

要毛巾嗎？我不是故意...我...

You work for NASA?

你為 NASA 工作？

Oh. I completely forgot I had this on. I just came from the office.

Oh.我完全忘了我戴著這個我剛從辦公室出來

Yeah, I work for NASA.

是的，我為美國國家航空航天局工作。

I'm Tyler, by the way.

對了，我叫泰勒。

Christina.

克里斯蒂娜

Very nice to meet you.

很高興見到你。

I didn't think I'd meet an astronaut at this party.

我沒想到會在派對上遇到太空人。

Not like an astronaut. I'm technically just a space engineer.

不像太空人嚴格來說，我只是個太空工程師。

But hey, I'm the same as all you guys.

不過，我和你們都一樣。

Put my pants on one leg at a time. Only difference is mine are like...

把我的褲子一條腿一條腿地穿上。唯一不同的是，我的褲子就像...

like space pants.

就像太空褲

You're so funny, too.

你也太幽默了

You're so funny, too.

你也太幽默了

You know, I'll be real with you. I probably have said too much.

你知道，我跟你說實話。我可能說得太多了

They don't like us talking about it. I can't really... I... yeah.

他們不喜歡我們談論這件事我真的不能...我......

Why is it such a secret?

為何如此神祕？

It's like a government... I can't talk about it, so...

這就像一個政府...我不能談論它，所以...

Oh, please. Just a little bit.

哦，拜託就一點點

Technically, I'm a government official.

嚴格來說，我是一名政府官員。

And a government official signed a document right when I walked in those NASA doors that I cannot talk about the space stuff that I do.

就在我走進宇航局大門的時候，一位政府官員簽署了一份文件，規定我不能談論我所從事的太空工作。

So thank you for understanding. I gotta go.

謝謝你的理解。我得走了

Tequila soda. I think it's calling your name. I gotta go.

龍舌蘭汽水我想它在呼喚你的名字我得走了

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等，等等，等等。

Just... just share with me a little bit.

只是......只是和我分享一點點。

I can't...

我不能...

Please, please, please, please.

求你了，求你了，求你了

Okay.

好吧

Mars?

火星？

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

I have to tell my friend, Marissa.

我得告訴我的朋友瑪麗莎

No, don't tell another soul about this.

不，不要把這件事告訴別人。

Oh, space is gonna kill me.

哦，太空會殺了我的。

This is Tyler. He works at NASA. He's an astronaut.

這是泰勒他在宇航局工作他是個太空人

Oh, my God. That's so cool. Marissa.

我的天啊太酷了瑪麗莎

Very nice to meet you, Marissa. Hi.

很高興見到你 瑪麗莎你好

Can we stop speaking so loudly, please?

我們能不能不要這麼大聲說話？

He works for Mars.

他為火星工作。

I don't work for Mars. Technically, I work for Earth.

我不為火星工作。嚴格來說，我為地球工作。

Mars is the action planet in my birth chart.

火星是我出生星圖中的行動行星。

Are you one of those girls?

你是其中之一嗎？

NASA. Is that real?

美國國家航空航天局（NASA）。這是真的嗎？

Oh, it absolutely is. That's real, baby.

哦，絕對是這樣。這是真的，寶貝

That's absolutely legitimate.

這絕對是合法的。

Yeah, it's real.

是的，這是真的。

He works for Mars.

他為火星工作。

Yeah, he's an astronaut.

是啊，他是個太空人

I'm Sarah. I'm such a big fan of The Martian.

我是莎拉我是《火星救援》的忠實粉絲

Yeah, big fan of space.

是的，我是太空迷。

Somebody mentioned The Martian.

有人提到了《火星人》。

I love that movie.

我喜歡那部電影。

You love The Martian, too, because you work on Mars?

你也喜歡《火星人》，因為你在火星上工作？

Yes, of course, I like The Martian.

是的，我當然喜歡《火星人》。

But look, the real Mars is nothing like that.

但聽著，真實的火星可不是這樣的。

That's Hollywood's glamorization of it.

這是好萊塢的美化。

Wait, you've been to real Mars?

等等，你去過真正的火星？

Yeah.

是啊

I've been there.

我去過那裡。

Wow.

哇

Okay, that's it. I have said too much.

好了，就這樣吧。我說得太多了。

If I say one more word, I could literally get fired.

如果我再多說一個字，我真的會被炒魷魚。

I said, Houston, we don't have a problem.

我說，休斯頓，我們沒有問題。

I just need a snack.

我只是想吃點零食。

I mean, you've got to eat. You're hungry.

我是說，你得吃東西。你餓了

You guys want to see the unreleased photos of the Mars rover?

你們想看看火星探測器未發佈的照片嗎？

Show us. Show us. Show us.

讓我們看看給我們看看給我們看看

Ooh.

哦

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Hold on. Is there water on Mars?

等一下火星上有水嗎？

Is there water on Mars?

火星上有水嗎？

Sweetheart.

親愛的

Oh, my God. It looks just like Earth water.

我的天啊看起來就像地球上的水

That's real Mars water.

那是真正的火星水

Don't do it. Don't do it.

別這麼做別這麼做

No. No. No. No.

不 不 不 不

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I know we've all had fun tonight, but this is the granddaddy of them all, so...

我知道今晚大家都玩得很開心，但這是最重要的一次，所以......

I can't.

我做不到

Yeah, you can.

你可以的

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Come on.

來吧

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Yes, you can.

是的，你可以。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

This rock is estimated to be worth ten more zillions.

據估計，這塊石頭的價值高達數十億美元。

No.

不

I want my wedding ring to be a Mars rock.

我希望我的結婚戒指是一塊火星石。

All right, ladies.

好了，女士們

I hate myself for doing this, but...

我討厭自己這樣做，但是...

I trust you guys.

我相信你們

You guys know how to have the moonwalk?

你們知道怎麼走月步嗎？

Duh.

咄。

I give you...

我給你...

the Mars walk.

火星漫步

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Don't do it.

不要這樣做。

No.

不

Look at him go.

看他走了。

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Greetings, my fellow space cadets.

你們好，我的太空學員們。

Wow.

哇

He must have just landed.

他一定是剛剛著陸。

Ladies, this is Chris.

女士們，這是克里斯。

He's one of the head space engineer partners on the Mars rover with Aya.

他是阿亞火星探測器的首席太空工程師搭檔之一。

I do apologize.

我真的很抱歉。

I didn't have time to change.

我沒有時間換衣服。

I came straight from the shuttle.

我是直接從班車上下來的。

They make them good on Mars, huh?

他們在火星上做得不錯吧？

Hold on.

等一下

Is that a tag?

那是標籤嗎？

Uh, where?

哪裡？

Other side.

另一邊

Your hand was just on it.

你的手正好放在上面。

There's a tag right there.

這裡有個標籤。

Right there.

就在那兒

I'm not seeing it anywhere.

我哪兒都沒看到。

So...

所以...

Are you guys lying to us?

你們在騙我們嗎？

It says Party City.

上面寫著 "派對之城"。

No, it's not a costume.

不，這不是服裝。

It's not from Party City.

它不是來自 "派對之城"。

What happens is sometimes we have to use backups because in Mars, they run through suits because the air is so thin, so they peel.

有時我們不得不使用備份，因為在火星上，由於空氣非常稀薄，他們要穿過防護服，所以防護服會脫落。

And my boy has been working out, so...

我的孩子一直在鍛鍊，所以...

The other one is in the dry cleaner.

另一個在乾洗店。

At the dry cleaner.

在乾洗店

These guys are phonies.

這些人都是金光黨。

Everybody say boo!

大家說 "噓"！

Boo!

Boo！

Boo!

布

Boo!

布

Boo!

布

Boo!

Boo！

Boo!

Boo！

Get the horse rock!

獲取馬石！

Get it!

獲取它！

I'm thinking next week, male nurses.

我想下週，男護士。

Chicks love healthcare professionals.

小雞喜歡醫護人員。

I already got the tags made.

我已經做好了標籤。

Hmm.

嗯

You didn't get a Party City rep.

你沒有黨市代表。

No.

不

This is Cedar Sinai Janitor's Closet.

這裡是西達西奈看門人衣櫥。

It was a heist.

這是一次搶劫。

Go ahead and take a deep breath for me, sweetheart.

來吧，為我深呼吸，親愛的。

Yeah, we could try that out.

我們可以試試

Oh, the blood's pumping high.

哦，血脈賁張。

You must be excited to see me.

你見到我一定很激動吧？

I can see it now.

我現在看到了。

I can see it now.

我現在看到了。

Uh, let's get...

呃，讓我們...

Let's get...

讓我們...

Uh, Zach, will you come in?

呃，扎克，你會進來嗎？