I'm not even looking.

我看都沒看。

Hey, Ty, you think we can finish this after we're done?

嘿，泰，你認為我們可以完成這個後，我們做什麼？

Yeah, he's got a game.

是的，他在玩遊戲

I'm pretty close.

我很接近了。

Let's head to an intro!

讓我們開始介紹吧！

Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser.

高個子，大鬍子，雙胞胎，紫色的屌絲。

Dude Perfect's in overtime.

完美老兄加時賽

Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser.

高個子，大鬍子，雙胞胎，紫色的屌絲。

Now we're heading on to overtime.

現在我們進入加時賽。

Ladies and gentlemen, the long overdue, eagerly awaited,

女士們、先生們，我們期待已久的

Steph Curry, overtop of the game!

斯蒂芬-庫裡，比賽之巔！

Good to have you.

很高興見到你

Good to have you, Steph.

很高興見到你，斯蒂芬。

We've got a great show, starting off with Cool Not Cool.

我們有一場精彩的演出，以 "酷而不酷 "開場。

Then we're going to Arena Golf, and I want you to know there's an incredible prize for the winner.

然後我們要去競技場高爾夫 我想讓你們知道 獲勝者將獲得豐厚的獎品

Then we are going to All Sports three-point contest.

然後，我們將參加全運會三分球比賽。

We had to even the odds somehow, because we can't just go straight basketball.

我們必須想方設法扳平比分，因為我們不能直接打籃球。

That was fun of us.

這是我們的樂趣。

And then we're going to finish up with a little interview.

最後，我們將進行一個小採訪。

We heard that you consider yourself a popcorn aficionado.

我們聽說你是爆米花愛好者。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

Well, let's see how well you knew your popcorn.

好吧，讓我們看看你有多瞭解你的爆米花。

OK.

好的。

Let's go to Cool Not Cool!

我們去 "酷而不酷 "吧！

All right, Cool Not Cool time.

好了，酷不酷時間到。

Steph doesn't have any buttons, so I've elected to share my buttons.

斯蒂芬沒有鈕釦，所以我選擇分享我的鈕釦。

Oh, god.

哦，上帝啊

You're so generous.

你真慷慨

Thank you.

謝謝。

That's what I'm talking about.

我說的就是這個意思。

That's what I'm trying to.

這就是我的努力方向。

Let's start down on the end with Corey.

讓我們從科裡開始。

He's not known for bringing our best items, Steph.

斯蒂芬，他可不會把我們最好的東西帶來。

That is not true.

事實並非如此。

We're going to set the bar at a really good place.

我們要把標準定得非常高。

So we have to use a basketball item.

是以，我們必須使用籃球項目。

But not just any normal basketball item.

但不是普通的籃球項目。

We're going with the coolest basketball of all time, the impossible to get your hands on,

我們要選的是史上最酷的籃球，不可能拿到手的籃球、

Wilson's airless basketball.

威爾遜的無氣籃球

Wow.

哇

Gin one.

金酒一

I have heard about this.

我聽說過這件事。

Have you shot this?

你拍過這個嗎？

I've never seen it.

我從沒見過。

I've heard about it.

我聽說過。

It actually works.

它確實有效。

It has actually really good weight.

實際上，它的重量真的很輕。

Can you give us a shot demonstration, Corey?

你能給我們演示一下嗎，科裡？

We want to know how shootable is it.

我們想知道它的射擊性能如何。

Do you want to shoot it?

你想開槍嗎？

Let me see that.

讓我看看

The balance is actually solid.

平衡性其實很好。

There it is.

就在那兒。

Wow.

哇

Parents must love this thing around the house.

在家裡，父母一定很喜歡這個東西。

Ball's amazing.

球太神奇了

Slightly more expensive than your average basketball.

價格略高於普通籃球。

What are we looking at?

我們在看什麼？

I'm currently seeing it at $15,000.

我目前看到的價格是 15000 美元。

No.

不

$15,000?

$15,000?

Yes.

是的。

No way.

不可能

I was about to go green, but the price just put me over.

我本來想買綠色的，但價格太高了。

Oh, no.

哦，不

An early red?

早期的紅色？

My boys dribble the ball all the time in the house, and I love the silent factor.

我的孩子們經常在家裡運球，我喜歡這種安靜的感覺。

So that's a green for me.

所以，這對我來說是綠色的。

I want to be able to hear the net, so I'm going to go green.

我希望能聽到網絡的聲音，所以我要選擇綠色。

The only reason that I do like it is the fact that Corey did his pitch in under 10 seconds.

我喜歡它的唯一原因是，科裡在不到 10 秒鐘的時間裡就完成了他的投球。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Thank you.

謝謝。

Coach, let's go down the line.

教練，我們往下看。

This is a great item for anyone.

對任何人來說，這都是一件很棒的物品。

Adult, kid, sit at the breakfast table, pull this hush puppy out.

大人、孩子，坐到早餐桌前，把這隻噓噓狗拿出來。

There's a cereal bowl, which allows you to grab your Cheerios, marshmallows.

有一個麥片碗，可以讓你拿起你的麥片和棉花糖。

No, see, no, don't.

不，看，不，不要。

Now we're making messes.

現在我們弄得一團糟。

Why are you going behind the backboard shot?

你為什麼要在後場投籃？

That seems very hard.

這似乎很難。

I mean, you tell me your kids would not like that.

我的意思是，你告訴我你的孩子不會喜歡這樣。

Yeah, they would.

是的，他們會的。

That's the problem.

這就是問題所在。

And then cereal would be everywhere.

然後，麥片就會隨處可見。

Everywhere.

無處不在

My dog eats all the food off the floor.

我的狗把地上的食物都吃光了。

Yeah, I'm with Cody on this one.

是的，我同意科迪的觀點。

Live a little.

活一點

Live a little.

活一點

Hey, kid, and you like this?

嘿，孩子，你喜歡這個嗎？

No.

不

No.

不

No.

不

No.

不

He said it, and I mean, wow, that was quick.

他說了，我的意思是，哇，太快了。

I don't know where to go.

我不知道該去哪裡。

It's going to be in between.

它將介於兩者之間。

It's a 50-50 for me.

對我來說是一半一半。

Everyone knows me as the clean freak.

大家都知道我有潔癖。

This would go against my thing to give it a green.

這有悖於我對綠色的追求。

Here's the deal.

事情是這樣的

Steph, you just came back with something golden this summer.

斯蒂芬，今年夏天你又帶來了金色的禮物。

I think there was like over 1,500 of those given out to Olympia.

我想在奧林匹亞，大概有1500多份這樣的禮物。

I'm not trying to downgrade your gold medal here.

我不是在貶低你的金牌。

1,500?

1,500?

That seems like a lot.

這似乎太多了。

But you know what your teammates don't have?

但你知道你的隊友沒有什麼嗎？

A golden bobblehead of yourself.

自己的金色搖頭娃娃

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

Whoa.

哇哦

You're telling me this is more valuable than his gold medal.

你是說這比他的金牌更有價值？

It might be.

可能是

Yeah, I am.

是的，我是。

It's rare.

這很罕見。

It looks like my teammate Jonathan can make it right now.

看起來我的隊友喬納森現在可以做到。

So I'm going to go with that today.

所以，我今天就用它。

Yes.

是的。

I'm in.

我加入

I'm going to say I thought you were bringing the medal, and I got really excited.

我想說的是，我以為你會帶來獎牌，我真的很激動。

So it's going to be a red for me.

所以對我來說會是紅色。

But that was on the presentation.

但那是在演講中。

I didn't win a gold medal.

我沒有贏得金牌。

I know.

我知道

I know.

我知道

That was my job to bring it.

我的工作就是把它帶來。

That honesty, I'm going green.

誠實，我要環保。

Have you guys ever wanted to dunk?

你們想過扣籃嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

I have.

我有

You have?

你有嗎？

No, it was little.

不，是很少。

I bring you the Super Bounce Automatic Dunking Insoles.

我為您帶來超級彈跳自動扣籃鞋墊。

Those will not help you dunk.

這些不會幫助你扣籃。

I've been reading reviews, and these guarantee six inches of increased vertical.

我看了一些評論，這些產品能保證增加六英寸的垂直高度。

There's no way.

不可能

I can also tell you that these are illegal for professional athletes to use.

我還可以告訴你，專業運動員使用這些藥物是違法的。

I am told by one of the people on my team that somebody in the NFL recently was fined $100,000 for wearing these in a game.

我們隊裡的一個人告訴我，最近美國國家橄欖球聯盟（NFL）裡有人因為在比賽中穿著這種服裝被罰款 10 萬美元。

Get out of here.

離開這裡

Now, I wouldn't recommend Steph use these for those reasons.

出於這些原因，我不建議斯蒂芬使用這些。

We are not professional athletes.

我們不是職業運動員。

If you touch rim, I will green you so hard.

如果你敢碰邊緣，我會狠狠地綠了你。

Here's what we need to do.

我們要做的是

Obviously, we need to have something to compare against.

很明顯，我們需要有一個可以比較的對象。

So let me just go do a normal jump.

所以，讓我去做一個普通的跳躍。

Now, I want to be clear.

現在，我想把話說清楚。

The website doesn't guarantee six inches.

網站不保證六英寸。

The people in the reviews guarantee six inches.

評論中的人保證六英寸。

That could be misleading.

這可能會引起誤解。

OK, I got the box.

好了，我拿到盒子了。

That was actually better than I was expecting for myself.

這實際上比我自己預期的要好。

If you get six inches, you're easy.

如果你能得到六英寸，你就輕鬆了。

You're easy rim.

你很簡單。

Easy rim.

簡易輪輞。

Yeah.

是啊

OK, so I'm just going to go ahead and slip these on.

好了，我這就去把這些穿上。

Wow.

哇

I am feeling lifted already.

我已經感覺精神振奮了。

How excited are you guys to watch this?

你們有多想看這部電影？

This is brutal.

這太殘忍了。

Red for the pitch.

紅色代表球場

I'll give you $100,000 if you touch the rim.

如果你碰到邊線，我就給你 10 萬美元。

I have not touched a rim since high school.

高中畢業後，我就再也沒碰過輪輞。

So that's been a very long time.

所以這已經是很長一段時間了。

Oh!

哦！

That was close.

好險

Oh, I was right there.

哦，我就在那兒。

He said he'd be getting the spokes.

他說他會去拿輻條。

You need one more jump.

你需要再跳一次。

Not the same line he took.

和他說的不一樣。

Oh, that's three inches.

哦，那是三英寸

He got higher.

他變得更高。

Three inches, three inches.

三英寸 三英寸

He did get higher.

他確實變高了。

Great job.

幹得好

Great job.

幹得好

Thank you.

謝謝。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Hey, you know what made it better?

嘿，你知道是什麼讓它變得更好嗎？

It was 100K.

是 10 萬。

I think that's what increased the vertical jump.

我想這就是增加垂直跳躍的原因。

That's a green for me.

這對我來說是綠色的。

That's great.

好極了

Scientific experiment.

科學實驗

That is a huge scam, but we're the same person.

這是一個巨大的騙局，但我們是同一個人。

If I can jump even two inches higher, I'm in.

如果我能跳得再高兩英寸，我就加入。

That's right.

這就對了。

Steph, what do you have for us?

斯蒂芬，你有什麼消息？

All right, so you guys know how much we love jerseys in the league, right?

好了，你們知道我們有多喜歡聯盟裡的球衣吧？

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

We switch them up every game.

我們每場比賽都會換人。

We've got to get all the jersey swaps.

我們得把所有的球衣都換掉。

You look forward to what new creative kind of energy we're coming with.

你期待著我們帶來什麼樣的創新能量。

Right here.

就在這裡

We have the Golden State City Edition jersey for the 2024-25 season.

我們有 2024-25 賽季的金州城市版球衣。

So we play here in the beautiful Golden State of California.

是以，我們在美麗的加利福尼亞金州進行比賽。

The Bay Bridge is our normal logo, which you see here in the middle.

海灣大橋是我們的常規標誌，你可以在中間看到它。

But this is the Golden Gate Bridge inspired.

但這是受金門大橋的啟發。

Hey, Steph, I got to be honest with you.

嘿，斯蒂芬，我得跟你說實話。

I did not know that those were two different bridges.

我不知道這是兩座不同的橋。

Two different bridges.

兩座不同的橋樑

Now we're learning something every day.

現在，我們每天都能學到東西。

And who says this is not an educational series?

誰說這不是一套教育叢書？

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Who's number 30?

誰是 30 號？

That's just some random old head.

這只是一些隨意的舊腦袋。

That's a green for me.

這對我來說是綠色的。

I would give it a green, but I'm a little bummed it doesn't come with shorts, Steph.

斯蒂芬，我會給它綠色，但我有點遺憾它沒有配短褲。

That's my only knock on it.

這是我對它唯一的質疑。

I'm a green.

我是綠色的。

Give me that green, baby.

給我綠色，寶貝

He doesn't have to play shortlist.

他不必入圍。

That's a green.

那是綠色的。

That's a green.

那是綠色的。

There it is.

就在那兒。

I mean, nice color coordination.

我是說，色彩搭配得不錯。

Did you know it had shorts?

你知道它有短褲嗎？

I did.

是的

I knew it.

我就知道

That would have been crazy.

那就太瘋狂了。

I saw them underneath the desk.

我看到它們在桌子下面。

I'm not going to lie to you guys.

我不想騙你們。

All I want to do is go try to touch the rim again.

我現在只想再去碰碰籃板。

I'm having a hard time continuing this.

我很難再繼續下去了。

I've got a great item.

我有個好東西。

And you know, you're in elementary school, and you bring something for yourself.

你知道，你還在上小學，你要給自己帶點東西。

Steph, what does the teacher say?

斯蒂芬，老師怎麼說？

If you're going to bring something for yourself?

如果你要給自己帶點什麼？

Bring something for the rest of the class.

給班上其他人帶點東西。

Bring something for the rest of the class, OK?

給其他同學帶點東西，好嗎？

And I'm going to show you the first one here, but I have some for you guys as well.

我將向你們展示第一個，但我也為你們準備了一些。

This is going to be a little friendly competition, OK?

這將是一場小小的友誼賽，好嗎？

We have a crystal ball, except it's not just a normal crystal ball.

我們有一個水晶球，但它不是普通的水晶球。

This is a crystal basketball filled with cash.

這是一個裝滿現金的水晶籃球。

Every guy, including Steph, has their own.

每個人，包括斯蒂芬，都有自己的。

You get one shot.

你只有一次機會。

Oh, I can't just keep it.

哦，我不能就這樣留著它。

You make it, you keep the cash.

你成功了，現金就歸你。

You miss it, the cash goes to everybody else.

你錯過了，現金就會流向其他人。

I like this.

我喜歡這樣。

One shot.

一個鏡頭

I am going to air mail this.

我打算把它空運出去。

This is light.

這就是光。

A little careful.

小心一點

You guys ready to go take some money ball shots?

你們準備好去投錢球了嗎？

Let's do it.

開始吧

All right.

好的

Gentlemen, welcome to the Cool Not Cool Money Ball Challenge.

先生們，歡迎來到 "酷不酷錢球挑戰賽"。

One shot at glory.

榮耀一擊

You make it, you keep your cash.

你成功了，現金就歸你。

You miss it, it goes into a pot for the people who make it.

你錯過了，它就會被放入鍋中，供製作者享用。

Cody, you're starting it off.

科迪，你先開始吧。

Oh, OK.

哦，好的

I'm so nervous.

我好緊張

Good.

很好。

Oh!