Oh hey, you look like you love commitment.

嘿！你看起來很重承諾！

Whoo boy! Hey what you got under that shirt, sweetie.

親愛的，你襯衫下有什麼啊？

Bet it's a good heart.

應該是副好心腸吧！

[If women catcalled men.]

[如果女人調戲男人]

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture.

你強壯的手臂幫我組裝 IKEA 傢俱肯定沒問題！

Come talk to me, sweetie! You want a family?

親愛的，過來跟我聊聊。你想要有個家嗎？

Aye bay-bay! Aye bay-bay! I'd bet you'd let me choose what to do with my own body.

欸，寶貝寶貝，我想你肯定會讓我決定我想對自己的身體做什麼吧！

Your ass would look so good on my couch.

你的屁屁一定很適合坐在我的沙發上。

Do you watch reality TV? How are you at foot rubs?

你看真人實境秀嗎？你會腳底按摩嗎？

I bet you can handle a girl with all kinds of emotions.

你一定可以應付情緒化的女孩子。

Hey baby! You hear me? You hear me? Yeah, 'cause you're a good listener.

嘿寶貝，你有聽到嗎？有聽到嗎？當然有，因為你是很好的聽眾。

Mmm, boy. I bet your bathroom is so clean.

我覺得你的廁所一定很乾淨。

You look so emotionally stable!

喔！喔！你看起來情緒超穩定的。

Those arms look like they could carry some babies.

那雙手臂看起來可以抱好幾個小孩。

You look like a real mess--let me fix you.

你看起來一團亂，讓我來療癒你吧！

Ooh! Damn, baby, I bet you have a job with health insurance!

喔，該死，寶貝！你的工作一定有提供健康保險吧！

I bet you would treat me with respect.

想必你會很尊重我！

Is that bulge real?

你是真的下面一大包嗎？

Oh, darling, you look monogamous!

喔，親愛的，你看起來很忠貞。

Hey, nice shoes. Wanna spoon?

嘿，鞋子不錯喔！要一起抱抱嗎？

Screw you!

去你的！

You talk to your mama with that mouth--or at all? 'Cause a good relationship with your mother is important to me.

噢！你這樣跟你媽說話嗎？你會跟她說話嗎？因為對我來說我跟你媽的關係很重要呢！

Does the beard match the carpet?

那鬍子跟地毯配嗎？

Damn, you're cute, hey, you wanna go back to my place--we can eat pizza, we can hold each other all night!

天啊，你好可愛！嘿，要不要來我家？我們可以吃披薩，整晚抱得緊緊的。

You're hot!

你真辣！