Name: 卡通咖啡館中的 Hazbin 酒店！ (Hazbin Hotel in Cartoon Cafe!)
Uploaded: 2024-11-14T21:13:23.000Z
Duration: 10 min 1 s

And this is Princess Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom on the land of Ooo!

這位是烏烏大陸糖果王國的泡泡糖公主！

Hey, come check out the pics I took of the Aspen Hotel crew!

嘿，快來看看我為阿斯彭酒店工作人員拍攝的照片！

So, I said to the waiter, "That's no duck, that's my wife!" I don't get it.

於是，我對服務員說："那不是鴨子，那是我老婆！"我不明白

See, that's because he said the punchline instead of telling the joke, as if you were in the middle of the conversation.

你看，那是因為他說的是笑點，而不是講笑話，就好像你在談話中間一樣。

嘿，你們知道你們的聲音都一樣嗎？

And that was the first of many spells I've learned to do.

這是我學會的許多咒語中的第一個。

Not really as cool as a ball of light, huh?

That is literally the cutest thing I've ever seen.

這簡直是我見過的最可愛的東西了。

You know, the other princesses are great, but they have certain, uh, expectations.

你知道，其他公主都很好，但她們有一定的期望。

Like seeing their water all the time, someone strong saving them, falling in love with the first person they meet, and having issues with missing parents.

比如總是看到自己的水，有強者救了自己，愛上了第一個遇到的人，還有父母失蹤的問題。

Eh, people are forgetting all about your game.

大家都把你的遊戲忘得一乾二淨了。

Ours tries new mechanics, has multi-voiced characters, and it's gonna be free to play.

我們的遊戲嘗試了新的機制，有多聲音角色，而且是免費遊戲。

I mean, sure, we never got to see what my gift would have been.

我的意思是，當然，我們從未見過我的禮物會是什麼。

But in the end, I didn't need one to make a difference to help the people I care about.

但歸根結底，我並不需要什麼改變來幫助我所關心的人。

You learned you could be a hero without powers, but you still got powers!

你知道了沒有超能力也能成為英雄，但你仍然有超能力！

Hey, I'm sorry, but just because I'm friends with the ocean doesn't mean I'm going to have it make a giant wave for everyone to surf every time someone asks.

嘿，我很抱歉，但我和海洋是朋友，並不意味著每次有人問起，我就會讓海洋掀起巨浪讓大家衝浪。

我告訴過你，我們應該問問科拉。

So, the directors at Warner Brothers want us to do another sports movie that isn't basketball.

所以，華納兄弟的導演們想讓我們再拍一部非籃球題材的體育電影。

Even the boys and I have taken up fencing.

You know, I really didn't peg you as a fan.

你知道嗎，我還真沒把你當成粉絲。

While we typically don't lose our composure for celebrities, we must admit, Sonics are weakness.

雖然我們通常不會因為名人而失去冷靜，但我們必須承認，Sonics 是個弱點。

I'm a thousand times more capable than that Jim Carrey guy!

我比那個叫吉姆-凱瑞的傢伙能幹一千倍！

Try building an interplanetary amusement park sometime, you rubber-faced wannabe!

你這個橡皮臉的崇拜者，有機會去建個星際遊樂園試試吧！

I wanted to call myself Alien Queen, but my teacher thought it was too similar to the Xenomorph Queen from Aliens.

我想叫自己 "異形皇后"，但老師認為這和《異形》中的 "異形皇后 "太像了。

So, not to infringe on any copyrights, I changed it to something completely original.

是以，為了不侵犯任何版權，我把它改成了一個完全原創的名字。

Getting overworked like that will drive you insane.

Security camera caught this little thief!

幸運的是，我知道真正的駕駛方法。

我們再來看看另一部經典作品。

唉，這麼原始的解決方案，小狗狗。

The new Scamazon drone will detect the mouse and humanely capture it for us, where it will be trained to work in a warehouse with minimal bathroom breaks.

新的 Scamazon 無人機將檢測到老鼠，併為我們人道地捕捉它，在倉庫裡訓練它工作，儘量減少它上廁所的時間。

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卡通咖啡館中的 Hazbin 酒店！ (Hazbin Hotel in Cartoon Cafe!)

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