Thank me.

謝謝你

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Thank me.

謝謝你

Thank me. Thank me.

謝謝你謝謝你

First off, I appreciate the congrats about being right about the Cleveland Cavaliers.

首先，我感謝大家對克利夫蘭騎士隊的正確評價。

I said they'd come back from being down 3-1, and now everyone's like,

我說過他們會在3比1落後的情況下反敗為勝 現在每個人都在說：

Donald, you're so good at sports.

唐納德，你太擅長運動了。

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Anyway, today I have a very big announcement.

總之，今天我要宣佈一件大事。

A lot of people have been speculating about who I'm going to pick as my running mate.

很多人都在猜測我會選擇誰作為我的競選搭檔。

Chris Christie, LeBron James, Chewbacca Mom.

克里斯-克里斯蒂、勒布朗-詹姆斯、楚巴卡媽媽。

All good choices.

都是不錯的選擇。

But, no, the only person good enough to be my vice president is me.

但是，不，唯一能勝任我的副總統的人就是我自己。

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That's why, 14 years ago, I created a clone of myself.

這就是為什麼 14 年前，我創造了一個克隆人。

He just graduated from the eighth grade, and he's here tonight.

他剛從八年級畢業，今晚就來了。

He's just fantastic.

他真是太棒了。

So allow me to introduce your next vice president,

請允許我介紹下一任副總統、

Little Donald.

小唐納德

Thank you.

謝謝。

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Thank me. Thank me.

謝謝你謝謝你

You know, it's just fantastic to be here.

你知道，能來到這裡真是太棒了。

It's just fantastic.

真是太棒了。

Isn't he beautiful? Isn't he terrific?

他漂亮嗎？他是不是很棒？

Isn't he?

不是嗎？

Down, boy. Down, boy. Down.

趴下，孩子趴下，孩子趴下

Down, boy. Down, boy. Easy, boy.

趴下，孩子趴下，孩子放鬆，孩子

Easy, boy. Easy, boy.

放鬆，孩子放鬆，孩子

We make quite a team. Look at us.

我們是一個很好的團隊。看看我們

We have the same voice. We have the same hair.

我們有相同的聲音。我們有同樣的頭髮

And we have the same size hands.

我們的手也一樣大。

They're big.

它們很大。

They're big, beautiful hands, aren't they?

這雙手又大又漂亮，不是嗎？

We also have the same brain.

我們的大腦也是一樣的。

We think exactly alike.

我們的想法一模一樣。

In fact, we even finish each other's...

事實上，我們甚至可以互相完成...

-...walls.

-......牆壁。

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Together, the two of us will create jobs, we'll grow the economy, and most importantly, we will find Dory.

我們兩個將一起創造就業機會，發展經濟，最重要的是，我們將找到多莉。

She could be anywhere by now.

她現在可能在任何地方。

She could be in South America.

她可能在南美洲。

She could be in Australia.

她可能在澳洲。

She could even be all the way in China.

她甚至可能遠在中國。

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Hey, little Donald, I've got an idea.

嘿，小唐納德，我有個主意。

Let's prank call Hillary.

我們給希拉里打個惡作劇電話吧

Here, you pretend to be Bernie Sanders.

在這裡，你假裝是伯尼-桑德斯。

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Hello, Secretary Clinton.

你好，克林頓國務卿。

This is Senator Bernie Sanders.

我是參議員伯尼-桑德斯。

Is your refrigerator running?

您的冰箱在運轉嗎？

Well, so am I.

我也是。

And I'm never, ever dropping out.

我永遠都不會退學。

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It's so good.

太好吃了

It's beautiful. It's fantastic.

太美了太棒了

Classic little Donald.

經典的小唐納德

Now, let's call Bernie.

現在，讓我們給伯尼打電話。

You pretend to be Hillary.

你假裝是希拉里

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Hello, Senator Sanders.

你好，桑德斯參議員。

It's an honor to be talking to you over the telephone.

很榮幸能通過電話與您交談。

I was going to e-mail you, but before I hit send, I accidentally deleted it.

我本來想給你發郵件的，但還沒按發送鍵，就不小心刪掉了。

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Genius.

天才

That's genius.

真是天才。

Where did you learn all these amazing impressions?

你從哪裡學到這些驚人的印象？

Trump University, which is terrific, by the way, just so you know.

特朗普大學，順便說一句，這所大學非常棒，你知道的。

It is terrific, by the way, just so you know.

順便告訴你，它非常棒。

Fantastic.

太棒了

See, America, we're the perfect team to defeat Hillary Clinton, who, by the way, still can't knock off Bernie Sanders.

瞧，美國人，我們是打敗希拉里-克林頓的完美團隊，順便說一句，她還是沒能打敗伯尼-桑德斯。

Sad.

可悲啊

So, this November, vote for Donald and little Donald.

是以，今年 11 月，請為唐納德和小唐納德投票。

Together, we will make America great again.

團結起來，我們將讓美國再次偉大。

It's going to be huge.

它將是巨大的。

Do the music.

放音樂

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