You're going to be the internet's boyfriend.

你將成為互聯網的男朋友。

But you were my fake boyfriend first, don't forget it.

但你先是我的假男友，別忘了。

Yeah, but...

是的，但是...

Hi, British Vogue, I'm Nicola Cartland.

你好，英國版《Vogue》，我是尼古拉-卡特蘭。

And I'm Luke Newton, and this is the Ultimate British Taste Test.

我是盧克-牛頓（Luke Newton），這裡是 "終極英倫口味測試"。

Afternoon Tea Edition.

下午茶版

I'm very excited.

我非常激動。

Hungry.

餓了

This is the night you're always hungry.

這一夜，你總是飢腸轆轆。

It's a good way to start the day.

這是開始一天的好方法。

Do you like afternoon tea?

您喜歡下午茶嗎？

I do, a lot of scone.

我做了很多烤餅。

I like timely sandwiches.

我喜歡適時的三明治。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

Cheers, my dear.

乾杯，親愛的

Cheers.

乾杯

Sláinte.

Sláinte.

Oh, that actually is.

哦，確實如此。

I thought it was going to be a Bridgerton version.

我還以為是布里奇頓版本的。

No, it's real.

不，這是真的。

What do we have?

我們有什麼？

We have like...

我們有像...

Watered down ginger beer, it's not nice.

加水的薑汁啤酒，不好喝。

But then on set, I started a tradition called Champagne Friday.

但後來在片場，我開始了一個傳統，叫做 "香檳星期五"。

On Fridays, we would have like a little glass of champagne in the trailer.

週五，我們會在拖車裡喝一小杯香檳。

Yeah.

是啊

It was chic.

很別緻。

And I made us hoodies.

我還給我們做了連帽衫。

Yeah.

是啊

Made our own merch.

自制商品

Yeah.

是啊

Good.

很好。

Perfect.

太完美了

Okay.

好的

Let's go.

我們走吧

Bring on the first dish.

上第一道菜

Oh no, I'm scared.

哦，不，我害怕。

Is it here?

是這裡嗎？

I always have a problem with napkins because my legs are really short.

因為我的腿實在太短了，所以我在使用餐巾紙時總是會遇到問題。

So they often just slide off.

是以，它們經常會滑落。

We have sandwiches.

我們有三明治。

How many?

有多少？

One.

一個

Yeah, my napkin's falling off already.

是啊，我的餐巾紙已經掉了。

You got it ready?

準備好了嗎？

Maybe that's...

也許這是...

I can't really tell, I'm smelling it.

我也說不清楚，我是聞出來的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Lemon.

檸檬

Salmon.

鮭魚

Okay.

好的

Oh, that is different.

哦，那不一樣。

I think it's cucumber.

我覺得是黃瓜。

Oh yeah, maybe it is.

哦，是的，也許是的。

Although we might have chosen a different one.

儘管我們可能會選擇一個不同的。

No.

不

It's cucumber and cream cheese.

這是黃瓜和奶油奶酪。

That is an elite combo.

這是一個精英組合。

That is.

那就是

It's very simple, but it's really good.

它非常簡單，但真的很棒。

And last one.

最後一個

I'm going to guess this is...

我猜這是...

Oh, that's really lemony.

哦，真有檸檬味。

That's egg, but it's good egg.

那是雞蛋，但卻是好雞蛋。

I think number one was smoked salmon with dill.

我認為第一種是蒔蘿薰三文魚。

So do I.

我也是。

With a little...

只要稍稍...

What was the second one then?

那第二個是什麼？

Cucumber and cream cheese.

黃瓜和奶油奶酪

Third one was lemony egg.

第三個是檸檬蛋。

Yes!

是的！

Have you had to do many eating scenes?

你有過很多吃東西的場景嗎？

I haven't had that many in Bircherton.

我在伯奇頓沒遇到過這麼多。

I was going to say, we've never...

我想說的是，我們從未...

We didn't have dinner.

我們沒吃晚飯。

You have a little...

你有一個小...

Oh God, where?

天哪，在哪兒？

You get it?

你明白了嗎？

Thank you.

謝謝。

They're going to love this.

他們會喜歡的

Why did Karl never take Pen out for dinner?

為什麼卡爾從來不帶潘出去吃飯？

That's rude.

太無禮了

I know.

我知道

There may be some...

可能有一些...

Creamy cakes eaten.

吃奶油蛋糕

That's not a euphemism, I promise.

這不是委婉語，我保證。

Is it?

是嗎？

Is it though?

是這樣嗎？

I had to eat cake in front of you and sort of lick the cream off my hand.

我不得不當著你的面吃蛋糕，還得舔掉手上的奶油。

That's very awkward to do on camera, I have to say.

不得不說，在鏡頭前這樣做很尷尬。

I think people love the show because it's like such an escape from the real world.

我認為，人們喜歡這部劇是因為它像是對現實世界的一種逃避。

I think this story in particular, people will relate to.

我認為，這個故事尤其能讓人產生共鳴。

There's also like the two kind of awkward ones.

還有兩個有點尷尬的。

And I think a lot of people will see themselves in Karl and Pen.

我想很多人都會在卡爾和潘身上看到自己的影子。

Go for it.

去吧

There we go.

好了

Okay.

好的

Oh, I can hear it.

哦，我能聽到。

Oh no, it's a scope.

哦，不，是瞄準鏡。

Is it though?

是這樣嗎？

Oh no, I don't think it is.

哦，不，我不這麼認為。

Well, mine's not.

我的不是。

Oh no, it's...

哦，不，這是...

It's like a...

這就像...

It's savoury.

味道不錯。

I don't know, mine's going to be different to yours.

我不知道，我的情況會和你的不一樣。

Mmm.

嗯

Mine's a sausage roll.

我的是香腸卷。

Is it?

是嗎？

I think mine's like a cheese and onion...

我覺得我的就像奶酪和洋蔥...

Ooh, yeah.

哦，是的

Pastry.

糕點

Yeah.

是啊

Did you know that my nickname on set amongst the drivers was Sausage Roll God?

你知道我在片場的綽號是 "香腸卷之神 "嗎？

In series two, I got a real hankering for like vegan sausage rolls one day.

在第二輯中，有一天我非常想吃素食香腸卷。

And I decided to order them.

於是我決定訂購。

And I ordered like 40 or 60 or something insane.

我訂了大概 40 或 60 個之類的瘋狂訂單。

And I didn't deliver it.

而我沒有送出去。

So I rang them.

於是我給他們打了電話。

I was like, hey, where are they?

我當時想，嘿，他們在哪兒？

And they're like, oh, we thought that was a joke.

他們會說，哦，我們還以為那是個玩笑呢。

I was like, but I paid for them.

我當時就想，可我付了錢啊。

Wait, what did you want 40 for?

等等，你要 40 塊錢幹什麼？

To share.

分享

Oh, right, of course.

哦，對，當然。

Sharesies.

分享

When I was a kid, we had like little bells in our house, but I used to love ringing them.

我小時候，家裡有很多小鈴鐺，但我很喜歡搖鈴。

I think I just wanted to be a child from the past.

我想我只是想做一個過去的孩子。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

I actually don't know how you take your tea, even though I've known you for like five years.

其實我不知道你是怎麼喝茶的 雖然我認識你大概有五年了

Yeah, I think because...

是的，我想是因為...

I see you drink coffee.

我看你喝咖啡。

I'm going to try and guess what you drink.

我猜猜你喝什麼。

Okay.

好的

Guessing builders.

猜猜建造者。

Strong with like not, like a middle amount of milk.

奶味濃郁，奶量適中。

No sugar.

不加糖

No sugar.

不加糖

Nailed it.

成功了

One thing that's very different in Ireland is you would never pour someone's milk for them.

在愛爾蘭，有一點非常不同，那就是你永遠不會幫別人倒牛奶。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

You just wouldn't do it.

你就是不會這麼做。

If we're going to choose.

如果我們要選擇

Yeah.

是啊

Cheers.

乾杯

Cheers.

乾杯

Okay, now I think it will be dessert.

好吧，現在我想應該是甜點了。

Okay.

好的

Is this a scone?

這是烤餅嗎？

Pre...

預...

Pre-done.

預先完成。

Is it pre-cream or is it pre-jam?

是預製奶油還是預製果醬？

How do you like to do it?

你喜歡怎麼做？

Do you jam first or then cream?

是先做果醬還是先做奶油？

Cream first for me.

奶油對我來說是第一次。

But I'm putting that in your hand.

但我把它放在你手裡。

Oh, shit.

哦，該死

Okay, I think texture-wise, that's cream.

好吧，我覺得從質地上來說，這是奶油。

Oh, there's a spoon, there's a spoon.

哦，有個勺子，有個勺子。

Is this jam?

這是果醬嗎？

I don't know, I don't know.

我不知道，我不知道。

Oh my God, this is weighty.

天哪，這可太重了。

Scone is...

烤餅是...

I'm going in.

我要進去了

That's so good.

太好了

I'm going to try it.

我要試試。

Is it good?

好吃嗎？

It's so good, yeah.

太棒了

I've got a good balance on that, considering.

考慮到這一點，我已經取得了很好的平衡。

This is delicious.

太好吃了

Yeah.

是啊

I would always have cream first.

我總是先吃奶油。

I would do...

我會...

I would do jam first because it's stickier.

我會先做果醬，因為它更粘稠。

So it's like a bit of an adhesive.

是以，它就像是一種粘合劑。

And then I feel like the cream is like on top.

然後我覺得奶油就像在上面一樣。

Not as much cream as this, that's way too much.

奶油沒這麼多，太多了。

I think we're on the same page with this.

我想我們在這一點上是一致的。

Scone.

烤餅

Scone sounds like an incomplete word to me.

Scone 在我看來是一個不完整的詞。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

I'm like, scone is nice and rounded.

我想，烤餅又香又圓。

It's weird that people say it differently because it's not really a geographical thing.

奇怪的是，人們對此說法不一，因為這其實不是地理問題。

Like people from everywhere say one or the other.

就像各地的人都會說這樣或那樣。

And it's kind of a choice.

這也是一種選擇。

It's like either, either.

要麼像，要麼像。

I don't think I know anyone that says scone.

我想我不認識會說烤餅的人。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

Most of my friends say scone and I get bullied.

我的大多數朋友都說烤餅，我就被欺負了。

I mean, you can say it how you want, but we're saying scone, so maybe listen to us.

我的意思是，你想怎麼說都行，但我們說的是烤餅，所以還是聽我們的吧。

Yeah.

是啊

Oh.

哦。

Is that the bottom?

那是底部嗎？

Cake.

蛋糕

Yeah.

是啊

I'm just holding hands.

我只是牽著手。

Are you OK?

你還好嗎？

I'm smelling.

我聞到了

It was a very sexual noise.

這是一種非常性感的噪音。

I was really making a lot of noise.

我真的製造了很多噪音。

A sponge cake.

海綿蛋糕

I don't really like cake.

我不太喜歡蛋糕。

Cake is what it is, you know.

蛋糕就是蛋糕，你知道的。

I don't want to know what that is.

我不想知道那是什麼。

Whatever that was, it was bad.

不管那是什麼，都很糟糕。

When you can't see it, it feels like I bit an insect there.

當你看不到的時候，感覺就像我在那裡咬了一隻昆蟲。

Yeah.

是啊

Well, hopefully I didn't.

但願我沒有。

OK, slightly higher than you think.

好吧，比你想象的略高。

Yeah, I think this is a petit four, it feels like.

是啊，我覺得這是一個小四，感覺就像。

I never know, what is the lump on it?

我一直不知道，上面的腫塊是什麼？

What are they called, French fancy?

它們叫什麼名字？

I need a drink.

我要喝一杯

Oh, yeah, that is sweet, isn't it?

哦，是啊，這很貼心，不是嗎？

It feels like a candle.

感覺就像蠟燭。

Oh, my God, it's really high.

哦，天哪，真高。

Yeah.

是啊

What's that?

那是什麼？

I don't want that.

我不想那樣。

It's chocolate.

是巧克力。

Mine is, um.

我的是

Like a fruit jelly.

像果凍一樣

Is that safe?

這樣安全嗎？

Oh, you got a little, you got, oh.

哦，你有一點，你有，哦。

I picked horribly wrong.

我選錯了

Oh, my God, it was a strawberry.

哦，天哪，是草莓。

Oh.

哦。

What happens on this season?

這一季會發生什麼？

A lot.

很多。

And I keep saying it, but it's so romantic.

我一直在說，但這太浪漫了。

It really got me.

這真的讓我很感動。

And we watched a pretty big scene the other day.

前幾天，我們看了一場大戲。

And it was just how it felt when we shot it, just how we imagined it.

這就是我們拍攝時的感覺，就是我們想象中的樣子。

And it's really beautiful.

它真的很美。

What is it the lovely Jack Murphy says?

可愛的傑克-墨菲是怎麼說的？

Poland.

波蘭

He's our dance instructor that we've had since season one.

他是我們的舞蹈教練，從第一季就開始教我們了。

He said to us in season two, the fans are waiting for Poland.

他在第二季對我們說，粉絲們都在等著波蘭。

It's also a great, like, ship name.

這也是一個很棒的船名。

They've been so patient.

他們很有耐心。

We can't wait for you to see it.

我們迫不及待地想讓你看到它。

I hope we've done them proud.

我希望我們為他們感到驕傲。

Yeah.

是啊

Ready for the next course.

準備下一道菜

This is a lot of champagne for 9am.

上午 9 點的香檳可真不少。

I have no concept of what this could be.

我不知道這可能是什麼。

No, nor do I.

不，我也不知道。

Oh, macarons.

哦，馬卡龍。

Oh.

哦。

It's weird, because macarons are made from almond, but they're not disgusting in the way that marzipan is.

這很奇怪，因為馬卡龍是用杏仁製成的，但它們並不像杏仁蛋白糖那樣令人作嘔。

Oh, it's raspberry.

哦，是覆盆子。

I love the pistachio.

我喜歡開心果。

Dream date to afternoon tea?

夢寐以求的下午茶約會？

You can say me if that's what you think.

如果你這麼想，你可以說我。

If you say someone else, that's me.

如果你說別人，那就是我。

No, it's obviously you.

不，顯然是你。

Great.

好極了

I think we did really well on the taste test.

我覺得我們的口味測試做得很好。

Yeah, I think we nailed it.

是的，我想我們成功了。

I think, like, this subject was good for us.

我覺得，這個話題對我們很有幫助。

Anything marzipan-y can get out of my life.

任何有杏仁蛋白的東西都可以從我的生活中消失。

Thanks for watching.

感謝觀看。

That was the ultimate British taste test.

這是英國人的終極口味測試。

Afternoon tea edition.

下午茶版