This isn't any normal game of hide-and-seek.

這可不是普通的捉迷藏遊戲。

This is camouflage hide-and-seek.

這是偽裝捉迷藏。

Camouflage?

偽裝？

How?

怎麼做？

We have a group of body paint artists that are gonna paint us perfectly camouflaged into our spots.

我們有一群人體彩繪師，他們會把我們完美地偽裝到我們的位置上。

Like, if you just laid down on the grass right here, they'd make you invisible.

比如，如果你躺在這裡的草地上，他們就會讓你隱身。

You realize it's gonna be impossible for the seekers to find us, right?

你知道追捕者不可能找到我們吧？

There is one rule.

有一條規則。

You have to hide in plain sight.

你必須隱藏在眾目睽睽之下。

What?

什麼？

Pearson and Alexia are gonna be seeking us and we all know they're not really good at hide-and-seek.

皮爾遜和阿萊克西婭會來找我們 我們都知道他們不擅長捉迷藏

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Three minutes to find your spot.

三分鐘內找到你的位置。

Go!

去吧

What if I just laid right here and they painted me white, dark blue, and blue?

如果我就躺在這裡，他們把我塗成白色、深藍色和藍色呢？

Uh, no.

沒有

I mean, it's comfortable, but it's not gonna work.

我的意思是，這很舒服，但它不會工作。

This is perfect.

太完美了

What if they just paint me a rainbow?

如果他們只給我畫一道彩虹呢？

You realize makeup and water don't mix, right?

你知道化妝品和水不能混用吧？

Since I can't hide in here, I have an idea.

既然我不能躲在這裡，我有個主意。

I got this fake cane right here.

我這有一根假手杖

I'm gonna tape it inside the jacuzzi so it looks like someone's in there.

我要在按摩浴缸裡貼上膠帶 看起來就像有人在裡面一樣

Lexi and Pearson are dumb, so they're gonna fall for it.

萊克西和皮爾森都很蠢，所以他們會上當。

Here we go.

開始了

Perfect distraction to waste our time.

完美地分散了我們的注意力，浪費了我們的時間。

Where am I gonna hide?

我要躲到哪裡去？

Here.

給你

They can just paint me orange.

他們可以把我塗成橙色。

It's perfect.

太完美了

That sucked.

真糟糕

I don't know what that was about, but.

我不知道那是怎麼回事，但是。

Every single hide-and-seek challenge, I always hide in the pool.

每次捉迷藏，我總是躲在水池裡。

I don't think the makeup artists can hold their breath underwater and paint me.

我不認為化妝師能在水下屏住呼吸給我上妝。

I'm gonna think outside the box and find a different spot.

我要跳出框框，另闢蹊徑。

Oh, perfect.

哦，太好了

Look at this.

看看這個。

This is perfect.

太完美了

I don't know if that's gonna work.

我不知道這樣行不行。

Gosh!

天哪

Oh!

哦！

Oh my God, a Lego wall.

天哪，樂高牆

I did hide in here last time, so I feel like if the girls are seeking it, it's the first spot they're gonna look at.

上次我確實躲在這裡，所以我覺得如果女孩們要找，她們首先會看這裡。

That's not a good idea.

這可不是個好主意。

I got this mannequin in a bush costume.

我得到了這個穿著灌木叢服裝的人體模型。

I'm gonna throw it in the bushes.

我要把它扔到灌木叢裡。

Think it's me.

應該是我

Oh my gosh, this is perfect.

天哪，這太完美了。

Squeeze my way back here.

擠著回來

It'll work amazing.

它的效果會非常好。

I'm setting up the best distraction spot.

我正在佈置一個最好的分散注意力的地方。

What is going on right here?

這裡發生了什麼？

We're gonna strap this mannequin on top of this roof.

我們要把這個人體模型綁在屋頂上

What?

什麼？

Yo, this is gonna waste the girls so much time.

喲，這會浪費姑娘們太多時間了。

Exactly.

沒錯。

Done.

完成。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

We gotta find spots.

我們得找到位置

Okay, let's go.

好了，我們走吧

Enough messing around.

鬧夠了吧。

Time is running out, and I suck at hide and seek, so I'm gonna stick to what I'm good at.

時間不多了，我又不擅長捉迷藏，所以我還是做我擅長的吧。

Flexing.

彎曲。

So there's a statue right here.

所以這裡有一座雕像。

I'm gonna pose like a statue, get painted like a statue, and become a statue.

我要擺出雕像的姿勢，塗上雕像的顏色，然後變成雕像。

Yo, it's a fruit table.

喲，這是水果桌。

This would be perfect.

這樣就完美了。

Oh my God, a fruit table.

天哪，水果桌。

I have an idea.

我有個主意

No, I have an idea.

不，我有個主意。

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

You watch, you watch.

你看，你看。

I'm doing it.

我正在做。

No, no.

不，不

Yeah, baby.

是啊，寶貝。

No.

不

And now I'm gonna get turned into a fruit, and I'm gonna win this challenge.

現在我要變成一個水果 贏得這場挑戰

There's a garden right here.

這裡有個花園

I'm desperate.

我很絕望

I think I'm just gonna bury myself alive, and try to blend in with the rocks.

我想我還是把自己活埋了吧，試著和岩石融為一體。

Yo, Ben, I need help.

本，我需要幫助

Come here.

過來

Dude, I'm tired of helping you.

老兄，我不想再幫你了。

I have to find my spot.

我必須找到我的位置。

We literally have less than a minute left.

我們真的只剩不到一分鐘了。

Okay, help me really quick.

好吧，幫我真的很快。

It's gonna take 10 seconds.

只需要10秒鐘

Bury me alive.

活埋我吧

What?

什麼？

We gotta be quick.

我們得快點

There's not that much time left, Cam.

時間不多了 卡姆

I'm going.

我要走了

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

快，快，快

Go, go, go.

走，走，走。

I'm trying, I'm trying.

我在努力，我在努力。

Bury me.

埋了我吧

Remember, Cam, you have to hide in plain sight, so I'm only burying your legs.

記住 卡姆 你必須躲在顯眼的地方 所以我只是在埋你的腿

Other than that, it's up to the makeup artist to make you camouflaged.

除此之外，就看化妝師如何把你偽裝起來了。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

That's the whole point of the video.

這就是視頻的重點。

Okay, I've spent almost the entire three minutes helping people, which leaves me literally five seconds left to find a spot.

好吧，我幾乎花了整整三分鐘來幫助別人，這讓我只剩下五秒鐘來找位置了。

Yeah, I don't care.

是的，我不在乎。

I'm just gonna stand here.

我就站在這裡

They're gonna make me invisible.

他們會把我變成隱形人

My only choice.

我唯一的選擇

Strike a pose in three, two, one.

三、二、一，擺好姿勢。

Okay, now I can't move until the challenge is over.

好吧，現在我不能動了，直到挑戰結束。

Time's up.

時間到了

Now it's time for the body paint artist to make me invisible.

現在是人體彩繪師讓我隱形的時候了。

The process has started.

進程已經開始。

There's no way somebody's finding a better spot than me.

不可能有人找到比我更好的位置。

We don't have that much time until the girls get here to start seeking us.

在女孩們來之前，我們沒有那麼多時間開始尋找我們。

Fingers crossed that I become camouflaged pretty soon.

但願我很快就能偽裝起來。

I can't move a muscle.

我一動也不能動。

I'm feeling good, but my butt kinda hurts from sitting so long.

我感覺很好，但坐久了屁股有點疼。

How long is this gonna take?

這需要多長時間？

About two days.

大約兩天

Two days?

兩天？

Just kidding, it'll take a couple hours.

開個玩笑，需要幾個小時。

Okay.

好的

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Let's get this started.

讓我們開始吧。

You wanna be a pineapple or watermelon?

你想當菠蘿還是西瓜？

I'm more of a watermelon type of guy, so let's go with watermelon.

我更喜歡吃西瓜，那就吃西瓜吧。

Perfect, because you're built like a watermelon.

太完美了，因為你的身材就像個西瓜。

Bruh.

布魯

Forgot to mention, the person that gets found last does get $1,000.

忘了說，最後找到的人可以得到 1000 美元。

And so do you guys, because I give $1,000 away to my subscribers every single week.

你們也一樣，因為我每週都會向訂閱者贈送 1000 美元。

So, subscribe.

那就訂閱吧。

I've been working out my whole life for this, and I finally get to be a sexy ripped statue.

我一輩子都在為此而鍛鍊，現在終於可以成為一尊性感豐滿的雕像了。

I don't care how many rocks are poking me in the back right now, I'm not giving up.

我不管現在有多少石頭在背後戳我，我都不會放棄。

Ow, that one hurts.

嗷，疼死我了。

I probably look ridiculous right now, but nothing's gonna stop me from winning that money.

我現在看起來可能很可笑，但沒有什麼能阻止我贏得那筆錢。

I'm starting to look like a freaking T-shirt.

我開始看起來像一件該死的 T 恤。

If we keep going with the body paint, I'll be invisible in no time.

如果我們繼續用人體彩繪，我很快就會隱形了。

Never in my entire life did I think I'd be getting painted like a watermelon, but here I am.

我這輩子都沒想過自己會被畫得像個西瓜，但我還是來了。

I'm here to win this challenge.

我是來贏得這場挑戰的。

Do I look like a statue yet?

我看起來像雕像嗎？

I kind of just look like an idiot right now.

我現在看起來就像個白痴。

There's dirt in places where dirt should never be.

不該有汙垢的地方卻有汙垢。

And my back still hurts.

我的背還在疼。

Jeremy, I bet you look like an idiot.

傑里米，我打賭你看起來像個白痴。

No, you look like an idiot.

不，你看起來像個白痴。

To be honest, we probably both look like idiots.

老實說，我們倆看起來可能都像白痴。

Pearson and Lexi are gonna be here any moment, but luckily, I'm almost done.

皮爾森和萊克西隨時都會來 但幸運的是，我快好了

Come on, hurry up.

快點

Pearson and Lexi are about to be here.

皮爾森和萊克西就要來了。

I'm trying.

我在努力

Hurry!

快點

I'm trying, wait!

我在努力，等等

Try harder!

再努力一點

Take a look.

來看看

Oh, I don't even recognize myself anymore.

哦，我甚至都認不出自己了。

That's kind of scary.

這有點嚇人。

I look exactly like my buddies next to me right here.

我和我旁邊的哥們兒長得一模一樣。

That's actually crazy good.

真是好極了

I'm gonna win this challenge.

我會贏的

Pearson and Lexi just got here.

皮爾森和萊克西剛到

There's only one thing left to do.

現在只剩下一件事要做了。

Strike a pose.

擺個姿勢

I can't move a muscle.

我一動也不能動。

Ben?

本？

Ben, where'd you go?

本，你去哪兒了？

I'm right here.

我就在這裡

Oh my God.

我的天啊

I've been standing for literally two hours.

我已經站了兩個小時了。

I cannot move a muscle.

我一動也不能動。

Eyes closed, hope for the best.

閉上眼睛，期待最好的結果。

Hey, Cam, where are you?

嘿，凸輪，你在哪裡？

Derek, I'm right here.

德里克，我在這裡。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

This is the final look.

這是最後的樣子。

I'm definitely gonna win this challenge.

我一定會贏得這場挑戰。

Hello?

喂？

Jeremy, come get to your spot.

傑里米 到你的位置來

I am in my spot, stupid.

我在我的位置上，笨蛋。

Oh my God.

我的天啊

I'm just hoping Lexi and Pearson aren't hungry because if they are and they want watermelon, they're gonna grab my head and it's gonna reveal my spot.

我只希望萊克西和皮爾森不餓，因為如果他們餓了，想吃西瓜，他們就會抓住我的頭，我的位置就暴露了。

Liv, where are you?

麗芙，你在哪裡？

Ha!

哈

Oh my God.

我的天啊

You didn't see me there, huh?

你沒看到我在那兒吧？

But I think Pearson and Lexi are here, so you gotta go.

但我想皮爾森和萊克西在這兒 所以你得走了

So Ben told Lexi and I to be at this mansion at this time.

所以本讓我和萊克西在這個時間到這個宅子來。

And he told us to watch this video, so.

他讓我們看這個視頻，所以。

We are currently hiding in this giant mansion.

我們現在正躲在這座巨大的宅子裡。

There are five of us camouflaged all in plain sight.

我們有五個人偽裝在眾目睽睽之下。

No.

不

I know you guys like to hide and seek, but the person who finds us in the shorter time wins while the loser has to do a very gross punishment.

我知道你們喜歡捉迷藏，但在較短時間內找到我們的人獲勝，而失敗者則要接受非常粗暴的懲罰。

I'm not losing.

我不會輸的

No, it's not a camouflage hide and seek.

不，這不是偽裝捉迷藏。

I suck at this.

我太差勁了。

See, I'm really good at this, so I feel very confident.

你看，我真的很擅長這個，所以我很有信心。

I don't wanna know the punishment.

我不想知道懲罰是什麼

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

石頭、剪刀、布，射擊。

Oh, you go first.

哦，你先說。

You're going down because you're already so short.

你會倒下，因為你已經很矮了。

Oh, you're going down and you're gonna turn into my height.

哦，你要下去了，你會變成我的高度。

Go take your time, okay?

慢慢來，好嗎？

Just watch, you guys, just wait.

看著吧，夥計們，等著吧。

Ben, Ben.

本，本

That's not Ben.

那不是本。

This looks a lot like Jeremy.

這看起來很像傑里米。

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Because he's a trash can.

因為他就是個垃圾桶

Oh my God.

我的天啊

It's not looking like anybody is on this side of the house.

看起來沒人在房子這邊。

Let's move into the backyard.

我們去後院看看。

This is a little bit weird.

這有點奇怪。

There's a ball pit in the jacuzzi, but there's a hand sticking right out of it.

按摩浴缸裡有個球池，但有一隻手正從裡面伸出來。

And you, okay, who's trying to throw me off here?

而你，好吧，是誰想把我甩掉？

This may have been a set up, but I feel like there's still somebody here.

這可能是個圈套，但我覺得這裡還是有人的。

Let's make sure.

讓我們來確認一下。

Aha!

啊哈

No one in here.

這裡沒人

I can see someone try to camouflage themselves as some grass.

我看到有人試圖把自己偽裝成一些草。

Let's make sure nobody is in the grass.

確保草地上沒有人。

You see anything?

你看到什麼了嗎？

I don't think I see anybody.

我想我沒看到任何人。

A Lego wall.

樂高牆

So this is where Ben hid last time.

這就是本上次藏身的地方。

I have a funny feeling he might be over here again.

我有種奇怪的感覺，他可能又來了。

Oh.

哦。

Is anybody even in here?

有人在嗎？

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Like in the entire house?

比如在整個房子裡？

I've been looking for like 20 minutes.

我已經找了20分鐘了

We're going to check the backside of the pool.

我們要檢查游泳池的背面。

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈哈哈。

Mason, I see you.

梅森，我看見你了

Could you not have come up with anything better than this?

你就不能想出比這更好的辦法嗎？

I'm not Mason.

我不是梅森

Wait, this isn't Mason.

等等，這不是梅森

This is a statue.

這是一座雕像。

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈哈哈。

I found one person.

我找到了一個人。

Let's go find the rest.

我們去找剩下的

Ben!

本

Ben!

本

I see you.

我看到你了

There is no way that this is an actual hiding spot.

這不可能是一個真正的藏身之處。

Ben!

本

Ah!

啊！

Oh!

哦！

This isn't even funny.

這一點都不好笑。

I think that's somebody hiding right there.

我覺得有人就藏在那裡。

I am so sick of these decoys.

我真是受夠了這些誘餌。

I would not be surprised if someone was painted as a bush.

如果有人被畫成灌木叢，我也不會感到驚訝。

So we're really looking through these bushes.

所以，我們真的是在灌木叢中尋找。

Ow.

噢

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Oh my God, I'm stepping on you.

天啊，我踩到你了。

You're stepping on me, Lexi.

你踩到我了 萊克西