I don't like having my time wasted cupcake bear. I have a flight to tokyo in an hour

我不喜歡浪費時間，蛋糕熊。我一小時後就要飛去東京了

I need a cupcake with two-thirds dark chocolate batter heavy cream frosting exactly an inch thick sprinkles on one half

我需要一個紙杯蛋糕，三分之二是黑巧克力麵糊，奶油糖霜厚達一英寸。

I would like you to crush exactly three pistachios

我想讓你把三顆開心果壓碎

What's going on what's happening?

發生了什麼事？

Uh

呃

Here you are ma'am one cupcake fresh from the oven is this some kind of joke

給你，女士，一個剛出爐的紙杯蛋糕 這是在開玩笑嗎？

What the heck little bro, this is completely unprofessional, okay, let me go see what's going on in the kitchen

管它呢，小兄弟，這完全不專業，好吧，讓我去看看廚房裡發生了什麼。

Where do you think you're going? You can't leave us hanging. I'm losing my mind back here

你想去哪兒？你不能把我們晾在一邊我在這裡都快瘋了

Wait anymore. Whoa, hold up. Okay. Look just calm down and i'll get everyone a cupcake. Let's see. One, two, three eight

再等等哇，等等好了 冷靜下來聽著，冷靜下來 我給大家拿個紙杯蛋糕讓我看看 Let's see.一 二 三 八

No, it just ain't even 30

不，還不到 30

Wait, what no, no

等等，什麼不，不

Come on stop sit down

別這樣，坐下

Oh

哦

What's going on, uh, just uh, just a minute sir, just having some technical issues

發生了什麼事，呃，稍等，先生，只是遇到了一些技術問題

Uh

呃

Okay, please everyone just call my ass

好了，請大家給我打電話吧

Get the bear

抓住熊

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

Huh

啊

Panda brother speak to me what happened too many cupcakes panda step out of it

熊貓哥哥跟我說話，怎麼了，蛋糕吃多了 熊貓快出來

What's going on panda listen, I have a confession to make it was me who broke the laptop my fault me

怎麼了，熊貓，聽我說，我要向你坦白，是我弄壞了筆記本電腦，是我的錯。

No, I have a confession. It was really me who broke the laptop. I just didn't want to admit it

不，我得坦白。真的是我弄壞了筆記本電腦。我只是不想承認

Oh, wait, you mean we both broke the laptop, but how to reach the boss key you

哦，等等，你的意思是我們都弄壞了筆記本電腦，但如何找到老闆的鑰匙呢？

Hey girl with the pretty eyes, so that's how that happened

嘿，眼睛很漂亮的女孩，原來是這樣啊

What do we do

我們該怎麼做

I got it panda. What do these people want more than anything else a cupcake?

我知道了，熊貓這些人最想要的是什麼？

Not just any cupcake what we need is to make them a giant delicious cupcake

我們需要的不是普通的紙杯蛋糕，而是一個巨大的美味紙杯蛋糕

Yeah

是的

Everybody stop. I know what it is you want and here it is

大家都停下我知道你們想要什麼，就在這裡

Are we supposed to eat that uh, yeah, it's for all of you

我們應該吃那個嗎？ 是的，是給你們大家吃的

It looks kind of uncooked and it's ugly

看起來有點不熟，而且很難看

It smells like burnt rubber

聞起來像燒焦的橡膠

Thank you, I guess

謝謝你，我想

Well, at least we still get paid

至少我們還有工資

Yes. Uh-huh. Now all the customers have been given gift cards and an apology. Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, i'll let them know. Okay

是的嗯哼現在所有顧客都得到了禮品卡和道歉好的好的，我會通知他們的好的

So, um, when do we get our money checks?

那麼，嗯，我們什麼時候能拿到匯款支票？

By the way, you're fired

順便說一句，你被解僱了

Oh, I guess we can't fix our laptop yet, man, I don't want to get another job iceberg got paid

哦，我想我們還不能修我們的筆記本電腦，夥計，我可不想再找一份冰山拿到錢的工作了

Whoa, check it out. Look at all this money. Ah, I knew we could do it. Let's go

哇，快看看看這些錢我就知道我們能行走吧

Iceberg has confession to make

冰山要懺悔

Ah, good evening madam welcome

啊，晚上好，女士，歡迎您

Yeah

是的

Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention, please may I present to you the duchess of matureville chloe grizz

女士們，先生們，請大家注意 請允許我向大家介紹成熟維爾公爵夫人 克洛伊-格里茲

What's going on? Why are you guys talking like that? Oh tisk tisk always so modest. Come join us for a tour of your kingdom

怎麼了？你們怎麼這麼說話？哦，嘀嘀，總是這麼謙虛和我們一起參觀你的王國吧

This collection was a generous gift from mr

這套書是

Rochester at the copy store our fine dining hotels cookie dough

羅切斯特的影印店 我們的高級餐飲酒店餅乾麵糰

Ta-ta and of course, you know our famous house artist joc la panda

Ta-Ta，當然還有我們著名的室內藝術家 Joc la Panda

Salutations fellow adults. Have you met chloe? She's as mature as they get. Oh, I just came here because the flyer said there would be free pizza

成年人朋友們，你們好。你見過克洛伊嗎？她和她們一樣成熟哦，我是看傳單上說有免費披薩才來的

Chloe is a strong independent woman. Don't you think?

克洛伊是個堅強獨立的女人。你不覺得嗎？

Meet chloe. She's very old. Um, hi

來見見克洛伊她很老了嗨

This is tom. He's an awesome volleyball player and he loves science. This is alissa when she's not serving coffee

這是湯姆。他是一名出色的排球運動員，熱愛科學。這是艾莉莎，當她不端咖啡的時候

She's studying to be a doctor. This is pedro. He is so funny

她在學醫這是佩德羅他很有趣

Hello

您好

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, nice to see you all again and welcome to the grown-up podcast featuring chloe the most mature person on campus

女士們先生們，大家好，很高興再次見到你們，歡迎收聽由校園裡最成熟的克洛伊主講的成人播客

Guys, please stop this. I know what you're trying to do, but uh, where's the free pizza again?

夥計們，別鬧了我知道你們想做什麼 但免費披薩在哪裡？

Uh, okay, let's um go to our musical segment jock. Oui, oui

好吧，讓我們去聽音樂劇吧Oui, oui

Oh

哦

Dude what's going on? I can't turn it off. Hey everyone, please control yourselves. This is a mature party

老兄，怎麼回事？我關不掉各位，請控制一下自己這是一個成熟的派對

Five second rule

五秒規則

Just joking. Hey chloe. Remember it's me amy, you know from earlier at the boba shop. Oh, um, hey, what are you doing here?

開個玩笑嘿，克洛伊記得是我 艾米 你之前在蕎麥麵店見過的 Remember it's me amy, you know from earlier at the boba shop.你在這幹嘛呢 Oh, um, hey, what are you doing here?

Hey careful of the art wait, where's chloe?

嘿，小心藝術 等等，克洛伊在哪？

Panda, where's chloe? I thought she was with you. We gotta find her. What are you doing?

熊貓 克洛伊呢我以為她和你在一起我們得找到她你在幹什麼？

It's crazy people think it's so cool to be a prodigy

人們覺得當神童很酷，這太瘋狂了

Why can't I just be called the awkward korean girl who'll never be tall enough to ride a roller coaster?

為什麼我就不能被稱為笨拙的韓國女孩，永遠長不高，坐不了雲霄飛車呢？

Ha ha ha. Hey amy. We're thinking of heading out. This place is getting a bit crazy. Oh, hey guys meet chloe. She's in our class. Hi

哈哈哈嘿，艾米我們想出去走走這地方越來越瘋狂了 This place is getting a bit crazy.哦，嘿嘿，夥計們滿足克洛伊。她是我們班的 She's in our class.她是我們班的

It's too crazy in there, let's go around. Oh, hey, it's chloe. I see her

裡面太瘋狂了 我們繞過去吧是克洛伊我看到她了

Dude look at all the people she's talking to it. Looks like she made some friends. I'll just call her tell her where we are

老兄，你看她和那麼多人說話。看來她交了不少朋友我打電話告訴她我們在哪

Hey chloe, come here check this out. Oh coming

嘿，克洛伊，過來看看這個。哦，來了

Well, we did it we threw an awesome party and chloe made some new friends

我們成功了，我們舉辦了一個很棒的派對，克洛伊還認識了一些新朋友

Well, I guess we'll just hang out here for a while. Yep all alone

好吧，我想我們就在這裡待一會兒吧。一個人

Come on guys sounds like the party's over

來吧，夥計們，派對好像結束了

Whoa, well, everyone's gone including chloe. Let's just start cleaning up

哇哦，所有人都走了，包括克洛伊。我們開始清理吧

Oh

哦

Man, I already miss chloe so much. Yeah, it's not gonna be the same around here without her

我已經開始想念克洛伊了是啊，沒有她，這裡就不一樣了

Uh guys, it's like I can still hear her sweet voice

夥計們，我彷彿還能聽到她甜美的聲音

Chloe is it really you? Yes. What are you still doing here? Why aren't you with your new friends?

克洛伊，真的是你嗎？是我你怎麼還在這裡？為什麼不和你的新朋友在一起？

I told them we would hang later plus I wanted to help you guys clean. This place is a serious mess

我跟他們說我們晚點再聊，而且我想幫你們打掃衛生。這地方真是一團糟

So we're still friends, of course. Thank you guys for throwing me this amazing party. You guys are the best

當然，我們還是朋友。謝謝你們給我辦了這麼棒的派對你們是最棒的

Now let's clean up this place so chloe what you gonna do tomorrow, uh

現在我們把這裡打掃乾淨 克洛伊，你明天要做什麼？

Uh, uh camping uh biking a grizzly bear chloe's going to biochemistry at 11 a.m

呃，呃野營呃騎自行車的灰熊 克洛伊上午11點要去上生物化學課

Funny how our dreams come to an end

有趣的是，我們的夢想最終都會破滅

End

結束

So I built a wall around my little heart

於是，我在小小的心靈周圍築起了一堵牆

Sometimes things break and they fall apart. But there's one thing that I know

有時候，事情會破裂，會分崩離析。但有一件事我知道

Someday someday we will be together again

總有一天，我們會再次相聚

And look into your eyes and say

看著你的眼睛說

That we were

我們

Never meant to be apart

永不分離

If only that moment was now if only that day was today

如果那一刻就是現在 如果那一天就是今天

Today

今天

Oh, baby, i'm, sorry, baby, can you find it in your car to forgive my soul? I'm, sorry, baby

哦，寶貝，對不起，寶貝 你能原諒我的靈魂嗎？對不起，寶貝

I'm sorry, too. I missed you guys. I was so lonely

我也很抱歉我很想你們我很孤獨

Lonely

孤獨

Come on, let's go tell panda. We're sorry, too. Oh, baby. I'm, sorry

來吧，我們去告訴熊貓我們也很抱歉哦 寶貝對不起

Hmm what the heck I should have been up and running by now

嗯，管它呢，我現在應該已經開始運行了

Huh, what's happening?

怎麼了？

Hey

嘿

Hey, where'd you go? Oh, okay. I'll go around

嘿，你去哪兒了？哦，好吧我繞過去

Help someone panda. I see you, buddy. Yeah

幫幫熊貓吧我看到你了 夥計是的

So close

如此接近

That's it i'm gonna fuck it off can you get me out now

夠了，我要走了，你能把我弄出去嗎？

You're slipping I can't hold on what's up yo, someone need a hand

你在滑倒，我堅持不住了，怎麼回事？

Panda we're gonna get you out. Huh? It's packing tape. My baby paws are useless

熊貓，我們會救你出來的什麼？ Huh?這是打包帶我的小爪子沒用了

Oh, hmm should I buy it? I do want to look cool. Hmm. Hey, okay

哦，我該買嗎？我確實想看起來很酷。嗯嘿，好吧

Ah

啊

That was fun, ah, i'm blind. Whoa, you look pretty cool

真有趣，啊，我瞎了。哇，你看起來真酷

Where are we going?

我們要去哪裡？

Oh

哦

We just got a good box man. Yeah

我們剛買了個好盒子是的

We're next guys to paris

我們是下一個去巴黎的人

Okay, man, get out everyone out

好了，夥計，大家都出去吧

Phew I got the message how'd it go for you? Pam? Pam? I hate vampires

唷，我收到消息了，你怎麼樣？帕姆？帕姆？我討厭吸血鬼

Ice bear completed mission sort of shushers. I'm, sorry, but you must leave but we did it we shushed him. No

冰熊完成了噓聲任務對不起，你必須離開，但我們做到了，我們噓他。沒有

Not like this you shush

不是這樣的，你噓

Irresponsibly, I thought you could help but I was wrong wrong to hope but sir, we just tried to

我不負責任地以為你們能幫上忙，但我錯了，我錯得太離譜了。

We understand

我們理解

Do it mom, I don't care

做吧，媽媽，我不在乎

Guys we need your help

夥計們，我們需要你們的幫助

Shh

噓

There's a situation at the theater. Only you three can handle it. It is too late. We have retired to this quiet space

劇院出了點狀況只有你們三個能處理太遲了我們已經退到這個安靜的地方

Guys, please we're desperate. We need you

夥計們，求你們了，我們走投無路了我們需要你們

Okay, here's your full refund manager says thank you for trying

好的，這是您的全額退款，經理感謝您的嘗試

Thank you

謝謝

Refund we don't want our change. We want to change the world. We'll do it

退款 我們不想要自己的改變。我們要改變世界我們會做到

Who are they this is it don't go in there

他們是誰？

Oh

哦

Please silence

請保持沉默

It's too late we are doomed the magic of cinema is dead the magic of cinema

太晚了，我們註定要失敗 電影的魔力已經消逝 電影的魔力已經消逝 電影的魔力已經消逝 電影的魔力已經消逝

Oh, that's it. I got an idea

哦，對了。我有個想法

Movies why?

電影為什麼？

Movies you ask why are we here in this dark and kind of smelly room with total strangers?

電影：你會問，為什麼我們要和陌生人呆在這間又黑又臭的房間裡？

We go to the movies to be a part of something together

我們去看電影是為了一起參與一些事情

Just think of all the memories we've shared all the times we've spread our imagination wings and allowed ourselves to soar

想想我們分享的所有記憶，想想我們展開想象的翅膀，讓自己翱翔的所有時光

We've opened our arms to new adventures filled with moments that warmed our hearts

我們張開雙臂迎接新的冒險，這些冒險充滿了溫暖人心的時刻

Moments that are windows to our past and help us shape our future. We are these characters

這些時刻是我們瞭解過去的窗口，幫助我們塑造未來。我們就是這些角色

We understand all their imperfections

我們理解他們所有的不完美

They love like we love

他們的愛就像我們的愛

There's no telling what mysteries will unfold or who will meet along the way

不知道會發生什麼謎團，也不知道一路上會遇到什麼人

But life is never boring when you go to the movies

但看電影時，生活永遠不會無聊

In conclusion who needs a telescope to look at the stars when the stars shine brighter at the movies

總之，電影裡的星星更閃亮，誰還需要望遠鏡看星星呢？

Now who's ready to watch a movie?

現在誰準備好看電影了？

I really thought I had something there

我真的以為我在那裡找到了什麼

You gentlemen did it you've shushed the unshushable. How can we ever repay you?

先生們，你們做到了 你們噓出了無法噓出的聲音我們該如何報答你們？

Our reward is that justice has been served. It was our duty as movie watching citizens ice bear refuses praise

我們的回報是正義得到了伸張。作為觀影市民，我們有責任拒絕讚美冰熊

Please there must be something I can give you

求你了，一定有什麼我可以給你的

Well

好吧

Let me call you back there's still one thing I need to take care of

我再打給你，我還有一件事要處理

Hmm

嗯

Oh, i'm so excited our first day of filming I hope it becomes a cult classic ice bear

哦，我太激動了，我們的第一天拍攝，我希望它成為一個崇拜的經典冰熊

Ice bear is down here. Wait, did you hear something? I didn't hear anything. We should get going

冰熊在下面等等，你聽到什麼了嗎？我什麼也沒聽到我們該走了

Oh

哦

Well, here we are welcome to the movie set boys and everyone you see here is an extra in the movie wow

歡迎來到電影拍攝現場，你們看到的每個人都是電影中的臨時演員。

Uh, where are the cameras? Oh, they're hidden everywhere. It'll help with your acting. Wait, what we're acting?

攝像頭在哪兒？到處都有這對你們的表演很有幫助等等，我們演什麼？

Well, we get to be in the movie. Oops. Did I forget to mention that? Oh

好吧，我們可以出演這部電影了。哎呀我忘了說了嗎？哦

Hey, no, um, um, could we rehearse our lines first? Not no time

嘿，不，嗯，嗯，我們能先排練一下臺詞嗎？沒時間

Hey quick take your rocks in the pool and remember your characters are in distress

嘿，快把你的石頭放進池子裡，記住你的角色正處於危難之中

Here's your costumes and props put them on and get in your places. Thanks, man. We won't let you down. All right, go get them

這是你們的服裝和道具 穿上，各就各位謝謝我們不會讓你失望的好了，去拿吧

Oh, man, why is the slide closed scram go swim in chlorine with your eyes open

哦，夥計，為什麼滑梯關閉了？

Mailman I have a package for a grizzly bear. Hello anybody here?

郵差，我有一個灰熊的包裹。有人嗎？

Whoa. Oh my

哇哦哦，我的

Package for grizzly bear here. Let me oop. Okay, then

這裡有灰熊的包裹讓我來好的

Oh

哦

Okay guys ready and

好了，夥計們準備好了

Attention everyone, can you all focus your attention on the drowning bears, please?

大家注意了，請把注意力集中到溺水的熊身上好嗎？

Flawless and now to raise the stakes

完美無瑕，現在提高賭注

Everyone's playing their parts. So well, those bears are still in the water. Oh, look everyone. It's nom-nom

每個人都在扮演自己的角色那些熊還在水裡呢大家快看這是 nom-nom

Why are all the extras out of the pool is that special effects

為什麼所有臨時演員都離開了泳池？

Um, I don't know

嗯，我不知道

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

我不知道。我不知道我不知道我不知道我不知道

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

我不知道。我不知道我不知道我不知道我不知道

Special effects, uh, that felt real

特效，呃，感覺很真實

Nom-nom is saving them. He's a hero bears remain calm. I'm gonna get out of the pool, man. There's real sharks

諾諾在救他們他是英雄，熊要保持冷靜我要離開游泳池，夥計真的有鯊魚

What are you doing? Stop?

你在幹什麼？停下來？

Oh

哦

Whoa, what's that?

哇，那是什麼？

No, no, don't you ruin my video this was my shot let me down

不，不，你不要毀了我的視頻，這是我的機會，讓我失望了

Huh, hey look, it's nom-nom and he's being adorable

嘿，看，是 nom-nom，他多可愛啊

Well, it looks like nom-nom is back re-belongs on the internet bummer we didn't get to be in that movie though

看來，Nom-nom 又回來了，重新回到了互聯網上，可惜我們沒能參演那部電影。

Yeah, but at least we weren't eaten alive by sharks true that uh

是的，但至少我們沒有被鯊魚生吞活剝。

No, no now without further ado, let's welcome the king of the internet

不，不，現在不用多說，讓我們歡迎互聯網之王

Nom-noms already off to a great start, but it might take more than that to defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation

Nom-noms 已經有了一個良好的開端，但要打敗即將到來的噴嚏風潮，可能還需要更多的努力

Yeah, here it comes. Oh so real so fresh

是的，它來了。哦，如此真實，如此新鮮

Oh

哦

My name is panda I am a panda i'm a panda bear

我叫熊貓 我是熊貓 我是熊貓熊

Well, okay panda starting off with something a little unconventional I guess you never know what people find cute these days

好吧，好吧，熊貓一開始就有點不按常理出牌，我想你永遠不知道現在人們會覺得什麼可愛。

So i'm gonna dance

所以我要跳舞

Hey, what's going on? Why aren't you doing a cute thing? I don't want to be cute. I want to be cool like you

嘿，怎麼了？你怎麼不扮可愛？我不想可愛我要像你一樣酷

Listen man cute is what makes you cool. That's why all these people came to see you. Do you really think i'm cool?

聽著，可愛讓你很酷所以這些人才會來看你你真覺得我酷？

Man, you got famous on the internet you got on a talk show. You are the coolest iceberg. Thanks. You're precious

老兄，你在網上出名了 你上脫口秀了你是最酷的冰山謝謝你很珍貴

Oh, thanks you guys

哦，謝謝你們

Yes

是

He's done it he's won over the audience could this be the turning point for our sniffly superman

他成功了，他征服了觀眾，這會是我們的嗅覺超人的轉捩點嗎？

Yeah

是的

Water

水

Yeah

是的

You big dummy you had one job to do you were supposed to lose

你這個大笨蛋，你有一項工作要做，你應該輸的

Oh, no

哦，不

Ew not cute. Oh, no

不可愛哦，不

Uh, you guys aren't cute at all i'm out of here wait i'm still cute

你們一點都不可愛 我要走了 等等 我還是很可愛的

I can sneeze too. Hey, what?

我也會打噴嚏嘿，怎麼了？

Clap for me so I can win clap for me. Oh, he clapped. He clapped I win

為我鼓掌，我就能贏 為我鼓掌哦，他鼓掌了他鼓掌了，我贏了

I am the cutest