What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

We are looking at a playboy.

我們現在看到的是一個花花公子。

Oh, I want to look too!

哦，我也想看看！

Yikes!

呀

So do you think that these pictures, are they trying to tell a story?

你認為這些照片是在講述一個故事嗎？

Oh, well, yeah, sure.

哦，好吧，是的，當然。

I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes.

我的意思是，就像這位年輕女士一樣，她的衣服丟了。

So, so she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out, Where are they?

於是，她赤身裸體地騎在馬上，大聲喊道：他們在哪裡？

Where are they?

他們在哪裡？

Well, she's not going to find them lying in the grass like that.

她不會發現他們就那樣躺在草地上的。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt and bend over?

還記得你常常走到穀倉，撩起衣服彎下腰的日子嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

You see, now, I would date this girl.

你看，現在，我會和這個女孩約會。

She's cute, she's outdoorsy.

她很可愛，喜歡戶外活動。

You know, and she knows how to build a fire.

你知道，她還會生火。

I mean, that's got to come into handy.

我的意思是，這一定會派上用場。

Hey, I got a question.

嘿，我有個問題。

If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?

如果讓你從我們中間挑一個人約會，你會選誰？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Me neither.

我也沒有。

Rachel.

瑞秋

I don't know.

我不知道。

Me neither.

我也沒有。

Hey!

嘿！

Hey!

嘿！

Oh, don't you guys look cute?

你們看起來很可愛吧？

You guys make such a cute couple.

你們真是可愛的一對

Monica, what are you doing?

莫妮卡，你在幹什麼？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有

I'm just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day.

我只是想重現一下前幾天在我家的樂趣。

Remember when you picked Rachel over me?

還記得你選了瑞秋而不是我嗎？

That wasn't funny.

這一點都不好笑。

Yes, it was kind of funny.

是的，有點好笑。

It wasn't funny at all.

這一點都不好笑。

Why would you do that?

你為什麼要這麼做？

Why didn't you pick me?

你為什麼不選我？

Fine.

很好

The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just, you know, you're kind of high maintenance.

比起你，我更傾向於瑞秋的原因是，你知道，你是那種高維護的人。

Okay, let's go to lunch.

好了，我們去吃午飯吧

That is completely untrue.

這完全不符合事實。

You think I'm high maintenance?

你覺得我很會保養嗎？

Okay, prove it.

好吧，證明給我看。

I want you to write out a list and we're going to go through it point by point.

我想讓你寫出一份清單，然後我們逐一討論。

No, you're right.

不，你說得對。

You're easygoing.

你很隨和。

You're just not as easygoing as Rachel.

你只是不像瑞秋那麼隨和而已。

You know, she's just more flexible and mellow.

你知道，她只是更加靈活和圓潤。

That's all.

僅此而已。

Well, people are different.

人與人是不同的。

Yeah, you know, Rachel, she'll do whatever you want.

是啊，你知道，瑞秋，她會做任何你想要的。

You know, you can just walk all over her.

你知道，你可以在她身上走來走去。

What?

什麼？

Wait a minute.

等一下

What are you saying that I'm a pushover?

你說我是個好欺負的人是什麼意思？

I'm not a pushover.

我可不是好欺負的。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

You're not a pushover.

你可不是好欺負的。

Oh, you think I'm a pushover.

哦，你以為我好欺負？

Well, watch this.

看這個

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You're not invited to lunch.

不請你吃午飯

What do you think of that?

你怎麼看？

I think that's pretty strong is what I think.

我認為這很有說服力。

Come on, Monica.

來吧，莫妮卡。

Let's go to lunch.

我們去吃午飯吧

You start working on that list.

你開始著手處理這份清單。

I cannot believe her.

我無法相信她。

I know.

我知道

Where do you want to go eat?

你想去哪裡吃飯？

Oh, I love that Japanese place.

哦，我喜歡那個日本地方。

I'm sick of Japanese.

我討厭日本人。

We're not going there.

我們不去那裡。

All right.

好的

Well, wherever you want to go is cool.

好吧，你想去哪兒都行。

All right.

好的

Phoebe, we would like to talk to you for a second.

菲比，我們想和你談談。

Okay.

好的

So, maybe I am a little high maintenance.

所以，也許我是一個有點 "高維護 "的人。

And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover.

也許蕾切爾是個愛面子的人。

But you know what we decided that you are?

但你知道我們認定你是什麼嗎？

Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

是的，我們很抱歉地告訴你，但你，菲比，是片狀的。

Ha!

哈

That's true.

沒錯。

I am flaky.

我是片狀的。

So, what?

那又怎樣？

You're just okay with being flaky?

你對自己的飄忽不定沒意見？

Yeah, totally.

是啊，沒錯。

Well, then I'm okay with being high maintenance.

好吧，那我就不計較了。

Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover.

是啊，我也不介意做一個被人推著走的人。

That's great.

好極了

Good for you guys.

對你們有好處。

I am not high maintenance.

我並不愛保養。

I am not a pushover.

我可不是好欺負的。

Who said you were?

誰說你是了？

You did.

是的

I'm flaky.

我是片狀的。

I'll say anything.

我什麼都說。

I'm flaky.

我是片狀的。