Hi.

你好。

Who are you?

你是誰？

I'm Paige.

我叫佩奇

I like your bow tie.

我喜歡你的領結。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You seem awfully young, Paige.

你看起來太年輕了，佩奇

Are you with an adult who's taking this class?

您是否與成人一起參加該課程？

No.

不

Dr. Sturgis heard about my research on quantum chromodynamics at high temperatures and invited me to audit his course.

斯特吉斯博士聽說了我對高溫下量子色動力學的研究，邀請我去旁聽他的課程。

Is that so?

是這樣嗎？

Yes.

是的。

He's been super nice.

他人緣超好。

Interesting.

有意思

Well, just so we're clear, he's my mentor, he's my meemaw's boyfriend, and he had spaghetti and hot dogs at my house.

好吧，我們先說清楚，他是我的導師，他是我奶奶的男朋友，他在我家吃過意大利麵和熱狗。

The spaghetti goes on the hot dogs.

麵條放在熱狗上。

No.

不

You realize this is a very advanced class.

你知道這是一個非常高級的班級。

We'll be discussing deriving nuclear physics from the quark model.

我們將討論從夸克模型推導出核物理。

Do you know if he'll be doing a full-color octet calculation with matrix manipulations?

你知道他是否會用矩陣操作進行全綵八進制計算嗎？

I do not.

我沒有。

Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?

你知道如何在積分符號下進行微分嗎？

No.

不

Oh.

哦。

Do you know anything?

你知道什麼嗎？

I know you're in my spot.

我知道你在我的位置上

Do you ever wish you were just like everyone else?

你曾希望自己和其他人一樣嗎？

Not at all.

完全沒有。

Me neither.

我也沒有。

I love being smarter than everyone.

我喜歡比所有人都聰明。

Me too.

我也是。

I started to think that Paige and I might have more in common than I thought.

我開始覺得，佩奇和我的共同點可能比我想象的還要多。

Maybe my mother was right.

也許我母親是對的。

I really did just need to get to know her better.

我真的需要更好地瞭解她。

Checkmate.

將死

You lose.

你輸了

Red alert.

紅色警報

Phasers, stand by to fire on my order.

相位炮，準備按我的命令開火。

Guess that makes me the smartest.

我猜這讓我成為了最聰明的人。

I don't know if 10-year-old Spock ever flipped a chess board, but 10-year-old Sheldon sure did.

我不知道10歲的斯波克有沒有翻過棋盤，但10歲的謝爾頓肯定翻過。

Welcome.

歡迎光臨

Glad to see we got so many people interested in radioactive decay.

很高興看到有這麼多人對放射性衰變感興趣。

Well, hello.

你好

Hi.

你好。

This is a nice surprise.

這真是一個驚喜。

I don't usually see young people at my lectures.

我的講座上通常看不到年輕人。

I enjoyed your paper on accelerator math spectrometry and wanted to find out more.

我很喜歡您關於加速器數學光譜學的論文，想了解更多資訊。

Is that so?

是這樣嗎？

And you?

你呢？

I read this magazine.

我讀過這本雜誌。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

It has puzzles, too.

它還有謎題。

Okay.

好的

Do you want to kick this off and tell us exactly what carbon dating is?

你想先告訴我們什麼是碳年代測定法嗎？

5,730-year half-life of carbon-14 is used as a geochronometer.

碳-14 的半衰期為 5 730 年，被用作地質年代測定儀。

Anything else you'd like to add?

還有什麼要補充的嗎？

Um...

嗯...

Carbon dating is how we figured out how old my grandmother is.

通過碳年代測定，我們知道了我祖母的年齡。

It was at this moment I learned I was not only brilliant, I was also hilarious.

此時此刻，我才知道自己不僅才華橫溢，而且還很幽默。

I had survived a perilous trip to the accessory store.

我經歷了一次危險的飾品店之旅。

But it turned out the real accessory was me.

但事實證明，真正的配件是我。

I can't believe you stole.

你居然偷東西

You walked out with it.

你帶著它走了出去。

You stole.

你偷了東西

Why would I steal glitter?

我為什麼要偷閃粉？

I already have a sparkling personality.

我已經有了閃閃發光的個性。

Tell it to the cops.

告訴警察

Or your cellmate.

或者你的獄友

Go get me a beer, woman.

去給我拿瓶啤酒來，女人

What?

什麼？

It infuriates my mom when my dad says it.

我爸爸說這話時，我媽媽很生氣。

Sheldon, stop.

謝爾頓 停下

You can't upset me.

你不能惹我生氣

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Because there are things in my life that are way worse than anything that you can come up with.

因為在我的生活中，有些事情比你能想到的任何事情都要糟糕。

You mean your parents splitting up.

你是說你父母分開了？

Obviously.

很明顯

I think I know how to irritate you.

我想我知道怎麼激怒你了。

I bet you think the divorce is all your fault, and now your family is torn apart forever.

我敢打賭，你一定認為離婚都是你的錯，現在你的家庭被永遠拆散了。

Did I do it?

是我乾的嗎？

Did I get under your skin?

我惹你生氣了嗎？

I can still hear the sound of her fist hitting your face and your head bouncing off the floor.

我還能聽到她的拳頭打在你臉上和你的頭從地板上彈起的聲音。

That is enough.

這就夠了。

It was like thwack, and then...

就像砰的一聲，然後...

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

We have a crush on each other, so... now we have to kiss.

我們互相喜歡對方，所以......現在我們必須接吻。

We do?

我們有嗎？

I mean, it's where the data has led us.

我的意思是，這是數據引導我們前進的方向。

I suppose.

我想是的

Okay.

好的

Now close your eyes and pucker up.

現在閉上眼睛，撅起屁股。

This might tickle.

這可能會癢癢。

What's happening?

發生了什麼事？

Are we kissing?

我們在接吻嗎？

You bet.

那還用說。

How was that?

怎麼樣？

I didn't feel anything romantic.

我沒有感覺到任何浪漫。

Hm.

嗯。

Me either.

我也是。

I guess it wasn't a crush after all.

我想，這終究不是暗戀。

I guess not.

我想不會吧。

To be continued...

待續...