No, it's Hot Topic.

不，是 Hot Topic。

What's the topic? Devil worship?

主題是什麼？魔鬼崇拜？

Hey, did you know there's a bow tie section in the back?

嘿，你知道後面有個領結區嗎？

Why would they hide that in the back?

他們為什麼要把它藏在後面？

Ooh.

哦

What's that?

那是什麼？

Body glitter.

身體閃閃發光

That's so much better than regular glitter.

這比普通的閃粉好多了。

Then buy it.

那就買吧。

I don't have any money.

我沒錢

Then steal it.

那就偷走它。

No, my mom would kill me.

不，我媽媽會殺了我的

Fine.

很好

Your mom can't punish me.

你媽媽不能懲罰我

I didn't see any bow ties, just a shirt with a bad word on it.

我沒看到領結，只看到一件印著壞話的襯衫。

What did you put in your pocket?

你在口袋裡放了什麼？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有

Are you guys stealing?

你們在偷東西嗎？

Because if you are, I am prepared to literally blow the whistle on you.

因為如果你是，我就準備真的揭發你。

Hey!

嘿！

Okay.

好的

Relax, we were just playing around.

別緊張，我們只是隨便玩玩。

Let's just get out of here.

我們走吧

Good.

很好。

Everyone behind the counter has an earring where an earring does not belong.

櫃檯後面的每個人都在不屬於耳環的地方戴上了耳環。

Hey!

嘿！

I've already mowed the lawn.

我已經修剪過草坪了。

I know.

我知道

Thanks for doing that.

謝謝你這麼做。

So what do you want?

你想要什麼？

Well, I was thinking you and I could go grab a burger.

我想我們可以去吃漢堡

Why?

為什麼？

Because I thought it would be a nice thing to do.

因為我覺得這樣做很好。

Which restaurant?

哪家餐廳？

Why does it matter?

這有什麼關係？

Well, McDonald's burgers are fine.

麥當勞的漢堡還不錯。

Sometimes I like Flambroiled.

有時我喜歡 Flambroiled。

Fine.

很好

We can go to Burger King.

我們可以去漢堡王

I don't like the fries at Burger King.

我不喜歡漢堡王的薯條。

Oh, Arby's has those curly fries.

哦，Arby's 有捲曲薯條。

Shoot, they don't have burgers.

該死，他們沒有漢堡。

Then let's go to Whataburger.

那我們去Whataburger吧

Okay, but I hope you're not this cranky the whole meal.

好吧，但我希望你不要整頓飯都這麼暴躁。

So, never really had a chance to talk much lately.

所以，最近一直沒機會好好聊聊。

Why is it so hot in here?

這裡怎麼這麼熱？

AC's busted.

空調壞了

Why don't you get it fixed?

你為什麼不把它修好呢？

Because I've got better things to spend my money on.

因為我的錢有更好的用途。

Anyway, what I wanted to say is, even though I'm not loving your attitude lately,

總之，我想說的是，儘管我不喜歡你最近的態度、

I think it's great that you got this job and you're doing so well at it.

我覺得你能得到這份工作，而且幹得這麼好，真是太好了。

I'm proud of you.

我為你感到驕傲。

Alright.

好吧。

That's all you have to say?

這就是你要說的嗎？

Maybe if I wasn't sweating my balls off, I could think of something else.

如果我不是汗流浹背，也許還能想點別的。

Stick your head out the window.

把頭伸出窗外

If it's about money, I've got money.

如果是錢的問題，我有錢。

I can even be alone if it makes you feel better.

如果能讓你感覺好些，我甚至可以一個人。

Don't you dare.

你敢

You said you were proud of my job. I don't think you are.

你說你為我的工作感到驕傲我覺得你沒有

You know what? Forget lunch. Let's just go home.

你知道嗎？別吃午飯了我們回家吧

Smart. Save some money for your truck.

真聰明為你的卡車省點錢。

That's it.

就是這樣。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

I had survived a perilous trip to the accessory store.

我經歷了一次危險的飾品店之旅。

But it turned out, the real accessory was me.

但事實證明，真正的配件是我。

Thank you for watching.

感謝您的收看。