字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 I've had a really good time tonight. Mm-hmm. You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date 我今晚玩得很開心嗯你知道嗎,我很少在第一次約會時就和某人有這麼深的感情 Me neither 我也沒有 I've had a really good time too, you know 我也很開心,你知道嗎? Are you gonna eat that bread? I just like the smell 你要吃那個麵包嗎?我只是喜歡那味道 You make me laugh 你讓我發笑 Mm-hmm. Would you like to move over to the couch? 嗯你想挪到沙發上去嗎? Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little. How about all the way? 也許我可以把燈光調暗一點 Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little.一直開怎麼樣? Wow cool poster or should I say groovy poster? 哇,酷斃了的海報,或者應該說是槽糕的海報? So, uh, yeah, where were we? 我們說到哪兒了? Are those your teeth? Oh 那是你的牙齒嗎?哦 You can see them, huh? Yes, they're insanely white. Yeah, I I did that for you 你能看到它們,對吧?是的,它們白得嚇人是的,我為你做的 What's the matter with you 你怎麼了 Me you've got a black light. It's 1999. Oh my god 我,你有一盞黑燈。現在是1999年我的天啊 The pages are stuck together 書頁粘在一起 Chandler 錢德勒 Oh my god, she she made half an English trifle in 哦,我的天哪,她做了半份英式三文治。 Half a shepherd's pie 半個牧羊人餡餅 Mm-hmm 嗯 This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony 這個太好吃了,我要去陽臺上享受一下 So I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert 這樣我就可以一邊欣賞美景,一邊享用甜點了 And tell her how good this is for Monica's room I'll help you dial 告訴她這對莫妮卡的房間有多好,我幫你撥號 I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it 我要去洗手間,邊吃邊照鏡子 Oh, okay. Now, what was that all about? Is it does it not taste good? Let me try it. Oh, no, no 哦,好吧這到底是怎麼回事?味道不好嗎?讓我試試哦,不,不 All gone 全部消失 So good, maybe Chandler has some left 太好了,也許錢德勒還剩下一些 It tastes like feet I 它的味道就像我的腳 I I Like it 喜歡 Are you kidding what's not to like custard good jam good meat good 開什麼玩笑,奶油凍、果醬、肉,哪一樣不好吃? Bird just grabbed it 鳥兒剛剛抓住了它 And they're trying to fly away with it and and then just dropped it on the street 他們試圖帶著它飛走,然後就把它扔在了街上 Yes, but if it's any consolation before the bird dropped it he seemed to enjoy it 是的,但如果能讓人感到安慰的話,在那隻鳥把它扔掉之前,它似乎還很享受呢 Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily and I think that's I think that's really cool 嘿,我聽說你和喬舒亞要和羅斯、艾米麗一起出去吃飯,我覺得這很酷。 Yeah, Rachel. I think you're handling that really well 是啊,瑞秋。我覺得你處理得很好 Handling it 處理 Handling it. There's nothing to handle. You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua 處理它。沒什麼好處理的如果不是因為我和約書亞,也許我會有意見 You know, they're not gonna get married anyway 反正他們也不會結婚 What come on they rushed into this thing so fast, it's ridiculous 他們怎麼能這麼快就匆忙上馬,這太荒謬了 I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what a year 我的意思是,他們會訂婚一年之久 Somewhere along the way one of them is gonna realize what they've done. They're gonna call the whole thing off 他們中的某個人會意識到自己的所作所為他們會取消整個計劃 I'm telling you you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at theirs. Yeah, well, I don't dance weddings 我告訴你 你會在我的婚禮上跳舞 在你在他們的婚禮上跳舞之前我不在婚禮上跳舞 Because weddings are a great place to meet women and when I dance I look like this 因為婚禮是結識女性的好地方,而我跳舞時的樣子是這樣的 I I Mean 平均值 So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today nothing nothing I am 那麼,四周後的今天,你們在做什麼呢? Free 免費 Great because Emily and I are getting married in a month 太好了,因為艾米麗和我一個月後就要結婚了 What? 什麼? Yep in a month. Yeah, you mean you mean 30 days? Yeah 是的,一個月後你是說 30 天?是的 From now. Yeah 從現在開始從現在開始 Rachel she and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital 蕾切爾和菲比將脫衣舞娘送往醫院 Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel what when was this 1987 the weekend you guys visited me at school. Oh my god, that's wild 你知道錢德親瑞秋是什麼時候嗎 1987年 你們去學校看我的那個週末天啊,太瘋狂了 Yeah, but it was like a million years ago. So it doesn't matter 是的,但那好像是一百萬年前的事了。所以無所謂 Well, it matters to me why because the night you kissed Rachel was the night 這對我來說很重要,因為你親吻瑞秋的那個晚上 I kissed Rachel for the very first time you kissed her that night to two guys in one night 我第一次吻了瑞秋,你那晚吻了她,一晚吻了兩個男人 Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed 哦,我還以為她整好鼻子後就變成蕩婦了呢 Seriously where did this happen? Okay after you told me she was passed out in our room 說真的,這是在哪兒發生的?在你告訴我她昏倒在我們房間後 I went in there to make sure she was alright. She was lying on my bed all buried in people's coats 我進去看看她是否安好。她躺在我的床上,全身都埋在人們的大衣裡 Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know, but it was so dark. I accidentally got her lips 我想吻她的額頭,但天太黑了。我不小心碰到了她的嘴脣 I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back 我剛想抽身離開,卻又感覺到她開始回吻我 It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now now I find out that you kissed her first 雖然只有一秒鐘,但那感覺太美妙了現在我發現你先吻了她 What bed did you say she was on mine? 你說她在我的哪張床? I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed. No, she was definitely on my bed 我敢肯定是我把她放在我床上的。不,她肯定在我床上 Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed? 我為什麼要吻一個女孩,然後把她放到你床上? Well, then who was on my bed 那麼,是誰在我的床上 You were under the pile of coats I was the pile of coats oh 你在大衣堆下,我在大衣堆裡,哦 My god 我的上帝 You were my first kiss with Rachel 你是我和瑞秋的初吻 You take half and I take half. Well, that's not fair. You've already had some. Oh, no, not you know what? 你拿一半,我拿一半這不公平你已經吃過了哦,不,你知道嗎? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy. What do we use to split it? Okay 我想莫妮卡會很有興趣知道你說她的芝士蛋糕又幹又膩。我們用什麼來分割它?好的 All right pick a half okay, well this side looks bigger 好吧,挑一半,這邊看起來大一些 I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it. I'm gonna split it 我要把它分開我要劈開它我要劈開它我要劈開它 This side looks bigger 這邊看起來更大 More crust on this side 這邊有更多的地殼 So even if I measure for God's sake just pick a piece 所以,即使我測量,看在上帝的份上,只要選一塊 There you go enjoy your half my friend, but that is it no sharing no switching 好了,享受你的另一半吧,我的朋友,但就是這樣,沒有分享,沒有交換 And don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast 如果你吃得太快,別哭著來找我 Oh 哦 All right, you're gonna give me some of your piece oh 好吧,你要給我一些你的作品哦 No, no, no switching. No sharing. Don't come crying to me. Ha ha ha 不,不,不交換。不能分享別哭著來找我哈哈哈 I may just sit here and have my cake all day. Just sit here in the hallway and eat my 我可能會坐在這裡吃上一整天的蛋糕。就坐在走廊裡吃我的 Oh 哦 Okay, look there's a piece of doesn't have floor on it stick to your side 好了,看有一塊沒有地板的地方,貼在你的旁邊 What do we have took care of everything thanks a lot co-host 我們已經解決了所有問題,非常感謝共同主持人 It take care of everything there's there's plenty of things for you to do uh-huh like what 它能照顧好一切,還有很多事情等著你去做,比如說 Cups 杯子 Cups you're giving me cups and ice 你給我杯子和冰塊 Cups and ice oh I get to be in charge of cups and ice all right 杯子和冰塊 哦,我負責杯子和冰塊,好吧 Fine okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice wait a minute. I get ice at the rest 好吧,我負責杯子和冰塊,等一下。我去休息室拿冰塊 I got it 我知道了 Hey check it out a cup hat a banner cup chandelier and the thing that started it off the cup 嘿,來看看這頂杯子帽、這面旗幟、這盞杯形吊燈,以及這一切的始作俑者--杯子 Great job with the cups beeps 杯子蜂鳴聲做得很好 Why don't you just go out with her 你為什麼不和她約會呢? And did you notice the ice look we have it all we have crushed cubes and dry watch 你注意到冰的樣子了嗎,我們都有,我們有碎冰塊和幹手錶 Mystical 神祕 No one's eating my Tuscan finger food because they're all filling up on baby snow cones there are snow cones snow cones 沒有人吃我做的托斯卡納手指餅,因為他們都在吃小雪錐。 You know go go thank you 謝謝 My god these pants I'm burning up 天哪,我的褲子都燒起來了 She wants to snuggle now, what is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here 她現在想依偎著我,她想殺了我嗎?這裡就像一座火山 Are you hot no, okay, let's just be me then 不,好吧,那就做我自己吧 That was just the pants on the couch um 那只是沙發上的褲子,嗯 Hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom? 嘿,介意我用一下你的衛生間嗎? Oh 哦 Oh 哦 My god 我的上帝 Hello Joey, it's Ross. I need some help Chandler's not here. Well, you can help me 你好 喬伊 我是羅斯我需要幫助 錢德不在這裡你可以幫我 Okay, listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom nice 好吧,聽著,我在伊麗莎白的浴室很好 I I Got really hot in my leather pants 穿著皮褲真熱 So I took them off but they must have shrunk from there the sweat or something or or my legs expanded from the heat 於是我把它們脫了下來,但它們一定是被汗水或其他東西浸溼了,或者是我的腿被熱脹冷縮了。 That is quite a situation 這是一個相當大的情況 Do you see any like powder 你看到任何類似粉末的東西嗎? Sprinkle some of that on your legs. It'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back on 撒一些在腿上。它會吸收一些水分,然後你就可以穿上褲子了 I I See lotion I have lotion without work. Yeah sure throw some of that on there 看,我有乳液,不用幹活。是啊,當然要在上面塗點 Oh 哦 Ross okay. There's still there's still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste 羅斯乳液和爽身粉都成糊狀了 Really 真的 What color is it 什麼顏色 Well, I'm just if the paste matches the pants you can make yourself a pair of pace pants and she won't know the difference 好吧,我只是想說,如果漿糊和褲子相配,你就可以給自己做一條步伐褲,她也不會發現有什麼不同。 Dude what am I Rachel's here? So good luck, man. Let me know how it works out 我是瑞秋的什麼人?祝你好運告訴我結果如何 I have such a problem. Well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place 我有這樣的問題你來得正是時候。我正在到處救火呢 I I Ross 羅斯 You've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kind of freaked out. All right, I'm coming out 你已經在裡面很久了我開始有點害怕了好吧,我要出來了 Hey, can you turn the lights off 嘿,能把燈關了嗎 No, let's just leave the lights on 不,還是開著燈吧 Oh 哦 My phone I 我的手機 Had a problem I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career before men 我遇到了一個問題,我進行了測驗,結果發現我確實把事業看得比男人更重要。 Get up what you're my seat. How is this your seat? 起來,你是我的座位這怎麼是你的座位? Because I was sitting there but then you left well, it's not like I went to Spain 因為我坐在那裡,但你離開了,我又不是去了西班牙 I went to the bathroom. You knew I was coming back. What's the big deal sit somewhere else? 我去了洗手間你知道我會回來的坐別的地方有什麼大不了的? The big deal is I was sitting there last so 最重要的是,上一次我坐在那裡,所以 That's my seat 那是我的座位 Actually, the last place you were sitting was in there so 實際上,你最後坐的地方就在裡面,所以 Guys, you know what? You know what? 夥計們,你們知道嗎?你們知道嗎? It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops 沒關係,因為在我腦子裡的大血管爆裂之前,你們倆都得去穿衣服。 All right, Ross. I just have to do one thing really quickly. It's not a big deal 好吧,羅斯我得趕緊做一件事沒什麼大不了的 All right, fine, you know what we'll both sit in the chair 好吧,好吧,你知道嗎,我們都坐在椅子上 I'm so comfortable 我好舒服 Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too 我也是。事實上,我覺得我可能有點太 Okay, look we have 19 minutes, okay Chandler I want you to go and change 好的,聽著,我們還有 19 分鐘,錢德勒,我要你去換衣服。 Okay, and then when you come back Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay. All right 好的 你回來的時候 喬伊會去換衣服 他就會把椅子騰出來了好的 - 好的 - Okay.好的好的 Fine, I'm going when I get back. It's chair city and I'm the guy who's sitting in a chair 好吧,我回來就去。這是椅子之城,而我就是那個坐在椅子上的人 All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed I in turn have noticed that you are not 好了,你會注意到我已經穿戴整齊,而我也注意到你沒有 So in the words of a a mil get out of my chair deal hole 是以,用一位 "從我的椅子上滾出去 "的密爾的話來說就是 Okay 好的 What are you doing we said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything about the cushions 你在做什麼,我們說過我必須把椅子給你,你沒看到坐墊的事嗎? The cushions are the essence of the chair. That's right. I'm taking the essence 坐墊是椅子的精髓。沒錯。我把本質 We'll be back. Oh, there's nobody in the room 我們會回來的哦,房間裡沒人 Where's my underwear 我的內褲呢? Come on, come on what you took his underwear. He took my essence. Okay, hold on 來吧,來吧,你拿了他的內衣。他拿走了我的精華好吧,堅持住 Joey why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now because I'm not wearing any underwear now 喬伊,你為什麼不能穿你現在穿的內衣,因為我現在沒穿內衣 Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a rented tux, okay, I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigue 好吧,那你今晚為什麼要穿內衣 這是租來的禮服,好吧,我可不想在別人的疲勞中穿上突擊服 Well, then it looks like somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions 看來有人得把坐墊還給別人了 Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you 好吧,你把我的衣服藏起來我要對你做完全相反的事 What are you what are you gonna show me my clothes hey opposite is opposite 你想幹嘛? 你想給我看我的衣服嗎? He's got nothing 他一無所有 Okay, buddy boy, here it is 好了,夥計,就是這裡 You hide my clothes. I'm wearing everything you want. Oh 你把我的衣服藏起來你要什麼我就穿什麼哦 My god 我的上帝 That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear 這與拿走別人的內衣褲完全不是一回事 Look at me. I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? 看著我我是錢德勒我還能穿更多的衣服嗎? Maybe if I wasn't going commando 如果我不參加突擊隊的話 I'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on I I better not do any I don't know lunges 我告訴你,穿這麼多東西很熱,我最好不要做任何我不知道的肺活量運動 I'm gonna stop you right there 我要在這裡阻止你 Linda 琳達 Does it look like this is my first time now I want four twos and I want them all on my back 這看起來像是我的第一次嗎?我現在想要四個二,而且都要在我背上 Okay 好的 Oh 哦 Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it? 等等,有兩組噴嘴,到底是哪一組? It's Chandler, let me in go away. I 我是錢德勒,讓我進去,走開I Don't want to see anybody I know I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me 我不想見任何人,我知道我去了日光浴的地方,同樣的事情也發生在我身上 You have to let me in really 你必須讓我進去,真的 Did you count Mississippi? 密西西比州算不算? You're not tan no, I just had to get a picture of this 你沒有晒黑,我只是想拍張照片 I'll see you later. Pass the cheese, please 回頭見請把奶酪遞過來 Oh my god, you can't even look at me. Can you know? 哦,我的上帝,你甚至不能看著我。你知道嗎? Hey, baby, we can talk to baby 嘿,寶貝,我們可以和寶貝說話 No, I'm I'm too depressed to talk. I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us 不,我太沮喪了,不想說話。我給你一千美元,讓你和我們談談 Hey, you guys. What do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing? No 你們好你們覺得每年去海灘旅行怎麼樣?不 All right. That's it. You guys what happened out there? 好了 就這樣 All right.就這樣外面發生了什麼事? What we took a walk nothing happened I came back with nothing all over me 我們去散步,什麼也沒發生,回來時我渾身上下什麼也沒有 All right, no Joey we swore we'd never tell they'll never understand 好吧,沒有喬伊,我們發誓永遠不說,他們永遠不會明白 We have to say something you have to get it out it's eating me alive 我們必須說點什麼,你必須把它說出來,它讓我生不如死 Monica got stung by a jellyfish. All right 莫妮卡被水母蟄了好的 All right, I 好吧,我 Got stung 被蜇了 Stung bad 嚴重刺痛 I couldn't stand I I couldn't walk. We're two miles from the house 我站不住了,我走不動了。我們離房子有兩英里遠 We're two miles from the house 我們離房子有兩英里遠 I'm scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it. I 我很害怕,也很孤獨。我們以為自己活不下去了。I Was in too much pain and I was tired from digging the huge hole 我太痛苦了,挖大洞也很累 And then Joey remembered something 然後喬伊想起了一件事 I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel. Wait a minute. I saw that on the Discovery Channel yeah about jellyfish and how if you 我在探索頻道上見過這東西。等一下我在探索頻道上看到過,是關於水母的,還有如果你 You don't know I 你不知道我 Thought I was gonna pass out from the pain 我以為自己會疼暈過去 Anyway, I I tried 總之,我試過 But I couldn't been that way 但我不能那樣 That's right, I stepped up 沒錯,我站了出來 She's my friend and she needed help if I had to I'd pee on any one of you 她是我的朋友,她需要幫助,如果有必要,我願意在你們任何人身上撒尿 I I Got the stage fright I 我怯場了 Wanted to help but there was just too much pressure so so I I turned to Chandler 我想幫忙,但壓力太大,於是我求助於錢德勒 Joy kept screaming at me do it now do it do it do it now 喬伊一直在對我大喊,快做,快做,快做 Sometimes late at night I can still hear this screaming 有時夜深人靜時,我還能聽到這尖叫聲 That's good sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out my shoe so you go ahead I'll catch up okay, okay 很好,有時我只是通過牆壁來嚇唬你 我的鞋子,所以你先走,我會趕上的,好嗎,好嗎 I I Am telling you when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the six million dollar man 我告訴你,當她跑起來的時候,她看起來就像克米特青蛙和六百萬美元先生的混合體 Monica had such a crush on him 莫妮卡對他一見鍾情 She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed 她習慣每晚睡前親吻他的海報 I used to do that too. Did you also have his album? It's not easy being green 我以前也這麼做過。你也有他的專輯嗎?做綠葉不容易 So Phoebe runs weird, huh 所以菲比跑得很奇怪,嗯 Yeah, yeah, you know what and I know she's gonna want to run again 是啊,是啊,你知道嗎,我知道她會想再次參選的 I just don't I don't know how to get out of it. I mean I live with her 我只是不知道該怎麼脫身。我是說我和她住在一起 Why don't you just be straight with her tell her the truth? 你為什麼不直接告訴她真相? You're right 你說得對 You're right. I should just tell her the truth 你說得對我應該告訴她真相 Hey, hey Monica tripped me I don't think I can ever run again ever 嘿,嘿,莫妮卡把我絆倒了,我想我再也跑不動了,再也跑不動了 Hi, why would you do that? I don't know 嗨,你為什麼要這麼做?我不知道 Rachel I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles ankle. We'll see 瑞秋,很抱歉弄傷了你的腳踝。我們會看到 Oh 哦 It's me I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out 是我,我看見你今天早上拿起跑步鞋溜出去了 You lied so you could run by yourself. No no Phoebe. No. I was no you know what I was I was actually just checking to see 你撒謊好讓你自己跑不,不,菲比不,我沒有,你知道我是什麼,我只是想看看 If I could run and I can 如果我能奔跑,我能 Rachel I am NOT an idiot 瑞秋 我不是白痴 Hey, Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second? Sure. Okay. Um, I 嘿 Phoebe 我能和你談談嗎? Hey, Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?當然可以嗯,我 Phoebe look I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. Okay, I handled the situation horribly and and I should not have lied to you 菲比 聽著 我只想說對不起好吧,我處理得很糟糕,我不應該對你撒謊 So what should you have done? 那麼,你應該怎麼做呢? Well, I should have told you the truth 我應該告訴你真相 Which is? 哪個是? You know the reason that I didn't want to go running with you is 你知道我不想和你一起跑步的原因是 Because um, well, you know the way that you run is just a little 因為嗯,你知道你跑步的方式有點 So well, it's embarrassing people were looking at us like we were crazy, why do you care because they're people 人們看我們的眼神就像看瘋子一樣,這讓我們很尷尬。 But people that you don't know and we'll never see again. Yes, but still they are people with eyes 但這些人你不認識,我們也不會再見面。是的,但他們仍然是有眼睛的人 I didn't get embarrassed running next to miss 跑到小姐旁邊,我沒有感到尷尬 But oh, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah. Okay, you're uptight 哦,好吧不,不,我知道為什麼和我一起跑步 會讓你覺得尷尬。是啊 Yeah.好吧,你太緊張了 I'm not uptight man 我不是緊張的人 That's okay Rachel, I'm not judging you that's just who you are 沒關係,蕾切爾,我不是在責備你,你就是這樣的人。 Me I'm more free, you know, I run like I did when I was a kid because that's the only way it's fun 我更自由,你知道,我像小時候一樣跑步,因為只有這樣才有趣 You know, I mean didn't you ever run so fast? You thought your legs were gonna fall off 你知道,我的意思是你有沒有跑得這麼快?你以為你的腿會掉下來 You know, like when you were like running toward the swings or running away from Satan 你知道,就像你在奔向鞦韆或躲避撒旦時一樣 The neighbor's dog 鄰居家的狗 I I Oh 哦 We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at the plaza 我們應該盛裝打扮,去廣場喝香檳 But I can't stay too long 但我不能待太久 I got to get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow, and I got to look good supposed to be playing a 19 year old 我明天要早起去參加一個廣告試鏡,我得打扮得漂漂亮亮的,因為我扮演的是一個 19 歲的女孩。 What so when you said get up early did you mean 1986 你說早起是指 1986 年嗎? That's don't think I look 19 別以為我看起來像 19 歲 Oh 19 we thought you said 90 哦 19 我們以為你說的是 90 So 那麼 I I Suck dude 爛人 Take whatever you want. Just please don't hurt me 想拿什麼就拿什麼只是請不要傷害我 So I play a little PlayStation, huh, that's whack 所以我玩了會兒 PlayStation,呵呵,真不錯 PlayStation is whack PlayStation 是個瘋子 Sop at the whack PlayStation sop Sop at the whack PlayStation sop I I Bought my 19 or what? 買了我的 19 還是什麼? Yes on a scale from 1 to 10 10 being the dumbest a person can look you are definitely 19 是的,從 1 到 10 10 代表一個人看起來最笨,你絕對是 19 歲 Come on, man. Really how old young you're a manchild 來吧,夥計。真不知道你有多年輕,是個男人婆 Okay, now go get changed because everybody's ready and please oh, please keep my underwear. Oh 好了,現在去換衣服吧,因為大家都準備好了 請哦,請保留我的內衣。哦 Thanks 謝謝 Now I could pass for 19, right 現在我可以冒充 19 歲了,對吧 Yes, you can pass for 19. Really? Yes 是的,你可以冒充 19 歲。真的嗎?是的 Seriously, seriously 真的,真的 Seriously, no. Okay, you can play your own age, which is 31 說真的,不行。好吧,你可以玩你自己的年齡,也就是 31 歲 I'm 30 我 30 歲 No, you are not you're 31. Oh 不,你不是,你才31歲。哦 Crap 廢物 Confetti 彩紙 Go kids and then the peacock bit me, please kiss me at midnight 去吧孩子們,然後孔雀會咬我,請在午夜親吻我 You seen Sandy, oh, I don't know how to tell you this but she's in Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max that scientist geek 你看到桑迪了嗎,哦,我不知道該怎麼跟你說,但她在莫妮卡的臥室裡和那個科學家怪胎麥克斯搞上了 Oh 哦 Look at that. I didn't know how to tell you 看看這個我不知道該怎麼告訴你 Everybody the ball is driving 球在每個人手中 The ball is dripping 球在滴水 In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight and the moment of joy is upon us 再過 20 秒就到午夜了,歡樂時刻即將到來 It's like that nose date pack thing worked out 這就像鼻子約會包的事情解決了一樣 Everybody looks so happy. I hate that. Not everybody's happy. Hey, Bobby 大家看起來都很開心我討厭這樣不是每個人都開心嘿,鮑比 You know, I just thought I'd throw this out here 你知道,我只是覺得我應該把這個扔出去 I'm no math whiz but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here 我不是數學天才,但我相信這裡有三個女孩和三個男孩 So I'm kissing everyone no, no, no you can't kiss Ross that's your brother 所以我要親吻每個人 不不不,你不能親吻羅斯,他是你哥哥 Perfect. So now everybody's gonna kiss but me. All right, somebody kiss me 太完美了現在大家都要親我了好吧,誰來親親我 I I Know what? I'm thinking. Oh, okay 知道嗎?我在想哦,好吧 Wow, it's been so long since you've had sex you're wondering if they've changed it 哇,你已經很久沒有做過愛了,你在想他們是否已經改變了它 No, although now that's what I'm thinking 不,雖然我現在也這麼想 All right, so what were you thinking well, I was thinking that you gave the guy such great haircuts I thought maybe you'd like to do mine, oh 好吧,那你在想什麼呢? 我在想,你給那個傢伙理了那麼好的發,我想也許你也想給我理髮,哦? No 沒有 Why not because I'm just I'm 為什麼不,因為我就是我 Incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. No, you're not. I know I'm not but you are 令人難以置信的肛門和令人難以置信的控制狂。不,你不是我知道我不是,但你是 Spare your feelings 不要傷感情 Last time Paula was here. My hair was so much shorter and cuter. All right 上次寶拉來的時候我的頭髮更短更可愛了好吧 Okay, but but you have to promise that you will not be all like controlling and bossy and all you know, Monica about it. I 好吧,但你得保證你不會像莫妮卡那樣控制我、頤指氣使。I Promise. All right. Let's see. Now some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't 我保證好的讓我們看看現在,你們中的一些人會被裁掉,而另一些不會 But I promise none of you will feel a thing 但我保證你們不會有任何感覺 You 你 All right, that's it I quit what I didn't say anything 好了,我不說了,我什麼也沒說 Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Okay. This is the face of a person who you know 是的,但這不是一個信任別人的人的表情好吧這是一張你知道的人的臉 Doesn't trust a person 不信任別人 I'm sorry. Sorry Phoebe. It's just well 對不起對不起,菲比只是 Just a little shorter than what we had discussed would you relax I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it 只是比我們之前討論的短一點,你能不能放鬆點,我知道自己在做什麼。他是這樣穿的 How who wears it to me more 誰穿給我看 To me more is not a he well, he was a he in Arthur and in 10 對我來說,"更多 "不是一個 "他",他在亞瑟和 10 中都是一個 "他"。 That's Dudley more I said I wanted it like to me more Oh 這就是達德利更多我說我想它喜歡我更多哦 Oh 哦 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one is to me more? She's the actress there was in disclosure and decent proposal ghost 對不起對不起哪個對我更重要?她是披露和體面求婚鬼魂中的女演員 Oh, oh, she's got gorgeous hair 哦,哦,她的頭髮真漂亮 How is she it's too soon to tell she's resting which is a good sign 她怎麼樣了?現在還看不出來,她在休息,這是個好兆頭 How's the hair I'm not gonna lie to you Ross it doesn't look good I 我不想對你撒謊,羅斯,你的頭髮怎麼樣? Put a clip on one side which seems to have stopped the curling 在一側裝上夾子,似乎就不會捲曲了 Well, can we see you your hair looks too good I think it would upset her Ross why don't you come on in 好吧,我們能看看你嗎,你的頭髮太漂亮了,我想這會讓她不高興的,羅斯,你為什麼不進來呢? Hi, hi 嗨,嗨 Which one of you lucky boys is Chandler, that's me 哪位幸運兒是錢德勒,是我 That's me 這就是我 Joey Giovanni big fan 喬伊-喬瓦尼的忠實粉絲 So is that a bedroom? Yeah. Yeah right over there. All right, whenever you're ready 那是臥室嗎?是的就在那邊好吧,只要你準備好了 That was weird, why would she go in the bedroom I'm waiting 太奇怪了,她為什麼要進臥室,我還在等著呢 So 那麼 She's uh, yep, that's one naked hooker 她是個裸體妓女 So tonight's tonight a big bachelor party, yeah, hey, thanks for giving me that girl's number no problem 今晚是盛大的單身派對,謝謝你給我那個女孩的號碼,沒問題 Say who's the party for my husband? You heard your husband a hooker? 誰是我丈夫的派對?你聽說你丈夫是個妓女? She's a stripper. No, she's a hooker 她是個脫衣舞娘不,她是個妓女 Is that what they call strippers sometimes when they're hookers? 脫衣舞娘有時也叫妓女嗎? Now you're absolutely sure she's a hooker either that or she's just the best most expensive date I ever had 現在你肯定她是個妓女了吧,要麼她就是我有過的最棒最昂貴的約會對象 Maybe maybe you should just ask her to leave why me? Hey, it's your bachelor part 也許你應該讓她離開,為什麼是我? 嘿,這是你的單身部分 Which is why you should do it. I don't want to you do you do it you do it 所以你應該這麼做我不想你做 你做吧 你做吧 All right, rock paper scissor for us to tell the whore to leave 好吧,剪刀石頭布讓我們叫那個妓女離開 What 什麼 I miss this. I don't think we've actually done this before 我想念這個。我不認為我們以前真的這樣做過 No, I miss hanging out with you 不,我想念和你在一起的時光 Well, we still hang out. Yeah, not like we used to 我們還在一起是啊,不像以前那樣 Remember you and me used to be inseparable 記得你我曾經形影不離 No, now it's like things are different 不,現在一切都不同了 Well, you know 你知道 Things are different. I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't think we've actually done this before 事情有所不同。我不確定我也不知道我不認為我們以前真的這樣做過 Things are different. I'm married now. Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong. I'm so happy for you guys, but I just I miss 情況不同了。我現在結婚了是啊,當然別誤會我的意思我為你們感到高興,但我只是想念 Hanging out just just us, you know 只有我們倆在一起 Yeah, I miss that too, okay 是啊,我也很懷念 I'll tell you what for now when we'll make time to hang out with each other 我現在告訴你,等我們有時間一起出去玩的時候再說吧 You got it 你能行 Come here 來這裡 Oh god, listen, I am this close to robbing you guys 哦,天哪,聽著,我就差這麼一點就能搶劫你們了 She's a hooker 她是個妓女 Hi, uh, we spoke on the phone 嗨,呃,我們通過電話 What nothing nothing just your overcoat sounds remarkably like brent musburger 什麼都沒有,什麼都沒有,只是你的大衣聽起來很像布倫特-馬斯伯格(Brent Musburger)的聲音 Check it out 查看 Giants cowboys 巨人隊 牛仔隊 You're watching a football game at a funeral. No, it's the pregame i'm gonna watch it at the reception 你在葬禮上看足球賽?不,這是預賽,我要在招待會上看 You are a frightening frightening man 你是個可怕的可怕的人 Oh, no, my new paolo shoes. Oh, I hope they're not ruined 哦,不,我的新保羅鞋。哦,我希望它們沒被毀掉 God what a great day 天哪,今天真是個好日子 What weather wise 天氣情況 I know you the air the the trees 我認識你,空氣和樹木 Even though nana's gone. There's there's something almost, uh, I don't know almost like 儘管奶奶已經不在了但還是有一些東西,呃,我不知道,就像 I'm fine. I'm fine. Just just having my worst fear realized but 我沒事我很好只是我最害怕的事情發生了 And done 完成 Oh my god 我的天啊 I didn't feel a thing 我一點感覺都沒有 Hey, are you still looking for a job? Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon 嘿,你還在找工作嗎?因為你可以在沙龍里圍著那個虐待狂婊子修眉 Thanks, you want to see what it looks like? Yeah. Yeah 謝謝,你想看看它長什麼樣嗎?想啊想 Hey, they totally match they look great 嘿,它們完全匹配,看起來棒極了 They look great. How you doing? 他們看起來不錯你好嗎? Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good I was a little bit worried that I was uh, 是啊,是啊,我覺得它看起來不錯 我有點擔心我是呃、 Uncovering a birthmark right about there, but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate 發現了一塊胎記,原來是一小塊巧克力 Hey chandler, thank you so much. No problem. Listen, uh 錢德勒,非常感謝。不客氣聽著 That's a pretty girly hour. We just spent we should probably do something manly make up for it. Yeah 這一個小時太娘炮了我們覺得應該做點男人的事來彌補一下是啊 Yeah 是的 Cool my eyelash. Yeah, here's your copy of the bill. We hope you enjoyed your stay. Oh, we did and you still have all your lamps 涼爽我的睫毛。這是您的賬單複印件希望你們住得愉快哦,是的,你還留著你所有的燈呢 No, I didn't factor in the room tax, oh dude, don't worry about it. I found an unattended maid's card 不,我沒把房稅算進去,哦,老兄,別擔心。我發現了一張無人看管的女傭卡 We're way ahead of the game 我們遙遙領先 Oh my god, what 哦,我的上帝,什麼 There's there's something new in the bowl 碗裡有新東西 Look we have enough just walk away. No, but I want I want the pine cones 聽著,我們已經受夠了,走吧不,但我想要松果 There's a forest right outside 外面就有一片森林 It's not the same. Okay, go quick 這不一樣好了,快點 Thank you for a delightful stay 感謝您的愉快住宿 Oh my maple candy 哦,我的楓糖 So I just talked to one of the dual writers today and what is dual days of our lives 今天,我剛和一位雙面作家聊了聊,我們生活中的雙面日子是什麼? Anyway, you're not going to believe it my character is coming out of his coma 總之,你們肯定不會相信,我的角色要從昏迷中醒來了 And and not only that i'm getting a new brain 不僅如此,我還得到了一個新的大腦 So great things are happening at work and in your personal life 工作和個人生活中都發生了很多大事 Wait, what do you mean you're getting a new brain? 等等,你說你要換大腦是什麼意思? Oh, well, they're killing off one of the characters on the show and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body 哦,好吧,他們要殺掉劇中的一個角色,她死後,她的大腦將被移植到我的身體裡 What a brain transplant it's ridiculous. Oh, I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months 真是腦移植,太荒謬了哦,我覺得你三個半月沒做愛也很荒唐 It's winter there are fewer people on the street 冬天街上的人少了 Who are they killing off? Uh, cecilia monroe. She plays jessica lockhart. No 他們要幹掉誰?塞西莉亞-門羅她演Jessica Lockhart沒有 She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces. I mean, I don't think i've ever seen her finish a beverage 她很擅長把飲料扔到別人臉上。我是說,我從沒見她喝完過飲料 And the way she slaps people all the time. Wouldn't you love to do that? Just once do it 還有她總是打人耳光的樣子難道你不想這麼做嗎?就一次 Man, she's been on the show forever. It's gonna be really hard to fill her shoes. Yeah 天啊,她已經在節目裡呆了很久了要填補她的空缺真的很難是啊 Yeah, help me out here when you when you come out of the brain transplant 是啊,等你做完腦部移植手術後再來幫我吧 Transplant 移植 You are going to be her yes, but in drake ramore's body 是的,你將成為她,不過是在德雷克-拉莫爾的身體裡 Why is it so hard for you to get I thought you were a scientist 我以為你是個科學家,你怎麼就不明白呢? Did you see monica? Oh, actually, I think she went to the salon. Oh, yeah. Oh, she went to the salon. All right 你看到莫妮卡了嗎?哦,其實,我覺得 她去沙龍。哦,是的。哦,她去了沙龍。好吧 Check it out 查看 Whose day just got better 誰的生活更美好 Chandler 錢德勒 Hey, ah 嘿,啊 What do you think I think I think I can see your scalp 你覺得怎麼樣,我覺得我能看到你的頭皮 Don't you just love it? Yeah. Yeah, you you got shellfish in your head 你不喜歡嗎?喜歡是啊,你腦子裡有貝類 It's uh something you go girlfriend 這是你的女朋友 You never said that in your life, have you not once I thought 你一輩子都沒說過這句話,難道一次都沒有嗎? Oh and listen to this 哦,聽聽這個 What do you know it's a treat for the eyes and the ears 你知道嗎,這是一場視覺和聽覺的盛宴 Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these ow 哦,我迫不及待地想讓公司裡的每個人都看到這些了 You go back to work tomorrow night, right? Yeah 你明晚回去工作,對吧?是的 So if you want people to see them then by definition, you're not having them taken out say at the break of dawn 是以,如果你想讓人們看到它們,那麼根據定義,你就不能在破曉時分把它們拿出來。 Well, if I had them taken out then I wouldn't be able to do this 如果把它們取出來,我就不能這樣做了 You like that, right 你喜歡這樣,對吧 What are you singing it's valero from tin it's ride of the valkyries from apocalypse now 你在唱什麼?"錫 "裡的 "瓦萊羅","現代啟示錄 "裡的 "女武神之旅"。 I I See, here's the thing. The corn rows are really a solution to your frizzy hair problem 瞧,事情是這樣的。玉米行真的可以解決你頭髮毛躁的問題 And now that we're home, you don't have that problem anymore. So if you think about it, I hate them 現在我們回家了,你不再有這個問題了。所以仔細想想,我恨他們 What you said you like them did I let's refresh I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp 你說你喜歡它們,是嗎 我想我說的是,我能看到你的頭皮 Fine so you don't like them everybody else does again. Let's journey back 好吧,你不喜歡,別人也喜歡。讓我們回到 As I recall what rachel said was she had never noticed the shape of your skull before and joey 我記得蕾切爾說過,她以前從沒注意過你頭骨的形狀,而喬伊 Well, joey didn't realize it was anything different 喬伊並沒有意識到這有什麼不同 You know what? I don't care. I like it like this and i'm gonna keep it 你知道嗎?我不在乎我喜歡這樣,我要留著它 You're just jealous because your hair can't do this 你只是嫉妒,因為你的頭髮做不到這一點 Ow 啊喲 Get yourself in the tooth in the eye 讓自己的牙齒插進眼睛 I I Honey you've been in there for a long time. Is everything? Okay, not really 親愛的,你在裡面很久了。一切都好嗎?還好,不是很好 I have a problem 我有一個問題 Really what happened? Well, I was dancing around and singing. No woman. No cry 到底發生了什麼?我一邊跳舞一邊唱歌沒有女人沒有哭泣 And 還有 I got stuck 我被卡住了 You can't move at all. Oh, I can move 你根本動不了哦,我能動 If I untangle you will you please get rid of the cornrows, I guess so 如果我給你鬆綁,你能不能把玉米辮剪掉? Some of these look a little frayed. Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free 有些看起來有點磨損。是的,我試著把自己咬開 Got to pick a pocket or two boys 得摳一兩個口袋 You've got to pick a pocket 你必須撬開一個口袋 You 你 Lovely 可愛 Just lovely really. Thanks. Listen joey. We definitely want to see you for the call back on saturday excellent 真的很可愛。謝謝。聽著,喬伊我們希望你能參加週六的電話回訪,非常棒 I'll be there. Okay, and listen, don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition 我會去的好的,聽著,別忘了帶著你的爵士鞋去參加舞蹈試鏡 Uh my uh 呃,我的呃 My agent said that it wasn't a dancing part. Oh joey all the roles got to dance a little 我的經紀人說這不是一個跳舞的角色。哦,Joey,所有的角色都要跳一點舞。 But believe me with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake three years of modern dance with twilightharp 但相信我,以你的舞蹈背景,三年的現代舞和 twilightharp 將是小菜一碟 Five years with the american ballet theater 在美國芭蕾舞劇院工作五年 Hey everybody lies on their resume, okay, I wasn't one of the zoom kids either 嘿,每個人都會在履歷上撒謊,好吧,我也不是 "變焦小子 "之一 Can you like dance at all? Yeah, I can dance, you know 你會跳舞嗎?是的,我會跳舞,你知道 Oh 哦 No, no, no, no, what is that sure it looks stupid now, there's no music playing 不,不,不,不,那是什麼,現在看起來肯定很蠢,沒有音樂播放 Uh, joey joey triviani 呃,喬伊-喬伊-特里維亞尼 Uh 呃 Listen joey. I got a problem. I just got a call from my dance captain 聽著,喬伊我有麻煩了我剛接到隊長的電話 He's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of long island. So does that mean the audition's off? 他遇到了感情危機 無法離開長島那是不是說試鏡取消了? Listen, joey seeing as you've got the most experience 聽著,喬伊,因為你經驗最豐富 I want you to take these dances and teach him the combination 我想讓你把這些舞蹈教給他組合舞步 What oh joey, come on, it's easy, you know, it's hand hand head 什麼哦,喬伊,來吧,這很容易,你知道,這是手的手,頭的頭 Head up pas de bourrée pas de bourrée big turn here rond de jambe slide step step and 抬起頭來,"波雷 "舞步,"波雷 "舞步,在這裡大轉彎,"果醬 "舞步,滑步,以及 It's a steppity step and jazz hands have fun. Bye 邁著輕快的步子,手握爵士樂,其樂無窮。再見 All right, let's do it 好吧,我們開始吧 So 那麼 No, no, no, what was that I know it's the best I could get out of him 不,不,不,那是什麼,我知道這是我能從他嘴裡問出來的最好的答案了 Well people people people people 好了,人們,人們,人們 Let's try it again. And this time let's everybody watch joey 我們再來一次這一次,讓我們每個人都看著喬伊 Let's show him how it's done 讓我們向他展示一下吧 Count it out, bud 算了吧,夥計 Didn't you say that there was um an elevator in here, uh, yes I did but there isn't okay, here we go 你不是說這裡有電梯嗎? 呃,是的,我說過,但這裡沒有 好吧,來吧 Okay, go left left 好,左轉左轉 Left, you know what? There's no more left left 左邊,你知道嗎?已經沒有左邊了 Okay, you know, uh lift it straight up over your head straight up over your head you can do it you can do it 好的,把它舉過頭頂,舉過頭頂,你能做到的,你能做到的 Okay 好的 You got it. Yeah 你說對了是的 Yeah, you got it, right? You got it, right? 是啊,你得到了它,對不對?你能行,對吧? Wow 哇 Any chance you think the couch looks good there? Hey joe, what's up bad news? 你覺得沙發好看嗎?嘿,喬,有什麼壞消息嗎? I watched the tape and passed along to my bosses and they weren't interested 我看了錄像帶,並把它傳給了我的上司,但他們並不感興趣 Oh, sorry, man 哦,對不起,夥計 But uh, you watched the tape yeah, I I I liked it 但是,你看了錄像帶,是的,我喜歡它 But uh, my bosses didn't go for it 但我的上司不同意 Stupid sons of bitches 狗孃養的蠢貨 You didn't watch the tape 你沒看錄像帶 What of course I did look it's one thing not to cast me but to lie to me i'm not lying to you 我當然看了,不投我是一回事,但騙我是另一回事,我沒騙你。 I watched it. Oh, you lied again. I watched it. Keep going. Pinocchio 我看了哦,你又撒謊了我看了繼續木偶奇遇記 I did no you didn't i'm telling you I watched the tape 我看了,你沒有,我告訴你,我看了錄像帶 Tape 膠帶 Did you watch the tape no 你看錄像帶了嗎? I can't believe joey. I hate being called a liar, but you are a liar 我不敢相信喬伊。我討厭別人說我撒謊,但你就是個金光黨 What did I just say 我剛才說什麼來著 You still here yes, and I have to say I am not just hurt I am insulted 你還在這裡,是的,我不得不說,我不僅受到了傷害,還受到了侮辱 When I tell somebody I did something. Okay. Hold on. Let me just stop you right there 當我告訴別人我做了什麼的時候好的,等等讓我打斷你一下 Okay, first you lied right then you lied about lying. Okay, then you lied about lying about lying 好吧,你先是撒謊,然後又撒謊說自己在撒謊。好吧,然後你又撒謊說自己撒謊了 Okay, so before you lie about lying about lying about lying about lying 好吧,在你撒謊說自己在撒謊說自己在撒謊說自己在撒謊之前 Stop lying 停止撒謊 Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape? You want to know what you want to know why? 你為什麼這麼肯定我沒看錄像?你想知道為什麼嗎? Well, this is going well 進展順利 All right, here's how I know you didn't watch the tape 好吧,我是這麼知道你沒看錄像的 Okay, if you had seen what was on this tape, believe me you would have some comments 好吧,如果你看過錄像帶上的內容,相信我,你會有一些評論的 All right. Now remember I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in japan 好吧記住,我為此賺了很多錢,而且只在日本播出 Ichiban Ichiban Ichiban lipstick for men Ichiban 男士脣膏 Ichiban lipstick for men saigo Ichiban 男士口紅 saigo And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape 所以我知道你沒看錄像帶 He really is a chameleon 他真是個變色龍
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