字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 I don't know. We've been together like 6 months so I felt like I had to... 不知道耶,我們在一起六個月了,所以應該要有點行動...... Been there. 感同身受 Regretted that? 你後悔了嗎? I'm actually still a virgin. 其實我還是處男 WOW~ 哇! Girls love that! 女生都喜歡處男! (If men lost their virginity like women lost their virginity) (如果男生像女生一樣,失去處男之身.....) Why would someone buy the cow if they can get milk for free? 如果有免費牛奶可喝,幹嘛還買牛呢?(俚語,意指那些不想要有穩定關係的人,因為他們想要有開放的性關係) Pretty sure, girls don't see me as a cow, Dad. 老爸,很肯定的是,女生不覺得我是牛 Yes, but you get the idiom. You see what I'm saying. 是啊,但你懂這俚語。你懂我的意思吧! I want you to know something. 你要知道一件事 You're a genie in the bottle and you just have to make sure they don't rub you wrong. 你是瓶中精靈,你要保證你的愛人不會亂擦神燈 -Dad, you're totally misinterpreting that song. -I don't think so. -老爸,那首歌不是這個意思啦! -就是這個意思! (Genie in a Bottle是美國歌手Christina Aguilera的歌) How do I know what to do? 我怎麼知道要怎麼做? You don't have to do anything. Just lay back and let it happen. 什麼都不用做,只要躺好,就自然而然發生了。 She won't be disappointed? 她不會失望嗎? You're kidding? She's gonna be so happy it's happening. 別開玩笑了,她會超開心的 There’s probably gonna be blood. It's gonna be a lot of blood. 會有很多血喔,很多很多血。 Should I buy condoms? 我要買保險套嗎? No! No way. And it's like you're asking for it. 不用!感覺你好像超想要的 But I am asking for it. 我的確想要啊 You're making a work for it. 感覺你做了很多功課 Deep breaths. It gets better when you do it. Bring a towel. Wait, why do I need a towel? 深呼吸。這樣會好一點。帶條毛巾。等等,為什麼要毛巾? Oh, right. 喔....對齁。 Hypothetically, how would I know if I was ready? 假設說,我怎麼知道我已經準備好了? When you should put a ring on it. 套上婚戒的時候 You could only lose your virginity once. 你只能破處一次 Maybe twice if you're on a butt stuff. 如果從後面來的話,那就是兩次 If I do this, would it make me a slut? 如果這樣做,我會變成蕩婦嗎? Better that than a prude 總比保守來得好 I'll just turn the lights off and were boxers here. No, briefs. Girls like briefs. That's what they wanna get. 等一下就把燈關了,穿四角褲,不對,三角褲,女生都喜歡三角褲,女生都喜歡這樣。 It seems dangerous. 看起來很危險 This is gonna be great. 這一定會很棒 Before we do anything though, I guess I should just tell you I've never done this before. 在開始前,我要告訴你,這是我的第一次 What? 什麼? I'm a virgin. 我是處男 Oh! Umm...I didn't know that. That makes a big deal and I just don't want this to be big deal. 喔,呃,我之前都不知道。這是件大事耶,我不希望這件事鬧大 No, no, no. It's not a big deal. Whatever. It's my virginity. Goodbye,virginity. Who cares virginity. 不不不,這沒什麼大不了的。隨便啦,我的處男之身,再會了,處男。誰在乎呢? Are you sure? 你確定? Yeah, I have my towel. 是啊,我連毛巾都準備好了 It's fine. 沒問題的 Okay, just don't fall in love with me. 好吧,只是不要愛上我喔 Lean back. It'll hurt a little. 往後躺,會有一點痛 -What? -You just tell me if it's hurting. -什麼? -痛的話跟我說 Do I look any different? 我看起來有什麼不一樣嗎? No. 沒有阿 You were home late. 你昨天晚回家齁 He knows. 他知道了 I'm just very tender, very sweet, sometime got a little lazy. Don't tell your mother. 我很溫柔,貼心,有時候有點懶。別跟你媽說。 -I won't. -There's nothing going on here. You don't have to clean in here now. We're talking. It's guy talk. Okay, she's gone. -It's the worst day of my life. -不會啦! -這裡沒事,你不用打掃這裡,我們在聊些男生話題,好,他走了。 -這是我最悲慘的一天
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