Name: 辛普森一家》--斯普林菲爾德測試（S29E11） (The Simpsons - TEST FOR SPRINGFIELD (S29E11))
Uploaded: 2024-10-30T09:24:00.000Z
Duration: 8 min 17 s

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You're watching The Learning Network, where minds grow.

您正在收看的是 "學習網絡"，思想在這裡成長。

But first, Nostradamus, the man who saw the future.

但首先要介紹的是諾斯特拉達穆斯，這位預知未來的人。

In 1555, the prophet Nostradamus foretold a terrifying series of predictions.

1555 年，預言家諾斯特拉達穆斯預言了一系列可怕的預言。

But Nostradamus' final quatrain contained one more prediction yet to come.

但諾斯特拉達穆斯的最後四行詩還包含著一個尚未到來的預言。

A flaming mushroom spreads across the sky.

Anyone left alive will surely find themselves envying...

任何活著的人都一定會發現自己羨慕...

Smithers, the end is nigh and we must prepare.

史密斯，末日即將來臨，我們必須做好準備。

Attention, fellow members of the Springfield Chapter of Mensa.

門薩協會斯普林菲爾德分會的會員們，請注意了。

Mr. Burns has called us here to solve an unknown problem of global importance.

伯恩斯先生把我們叫到這裡來，是為了解決一個具有全球重要性的未知問題。

I summoned you here because the world is about to end.

我召喚你們來這裡，是因為世界即將毀滅。

No, it isn't. What are you afraid of? Global warming?

不，不是的你怕什麼？全球變暖？

I am asking you to help with the Montgomery Burns Doomsday Arc.

我請求你們為蒙哥馬利-伯恩斯的 "末日之弧 "提供幫助。

This space vehicle will lead humanity's best and brightest to a better life under my stern rule.

在我的嚴厲統治下，這艘太空飛船將帶領人類最優秀、最聰明的人過上更美好的生活。

I need you to tell me who is worthy of surviving the apocalypse with me.

我需要你們告訴我，誰值得和我一起在啟示錄中倖存下來。

I only want the sharpest razors in this town's Halloween candy.

我只想要鎮上萬聖節糖果裡最鋒利的刮鬚刀。

It's simple. All we need to do is give everyone in town an IQ test.

很簡單我們只需要給鎮上的每個人做個智商測試。

Being intelligent people, I am quite sure that you will take this well.

作為聰明人，我相信你們會很好地接受這一點。

I have the ultimate test that measures something far more significant.

我有一個終極測試，可以測量更重要的東西。

Your worthiness as a human being is best measured, people, by the personal value quotient.

人們，個人價值商數是衡量你作為一個人是否有價值的最佳標準。

In order to defuse your obvious hostilities, I will make my presentation entertaining, all right?

為了化解你們明顯的敵意，我會讓我的演講寓教於樂，好嗎？

Forgive me if it seems like I'm attacking, but I find the old IQ test badly lacking.

請原諒我的攻擊，但我認為舊的智商測試嚴重不足。

If you want to find out just what someone can do, you need to learn that subject's P.V.Q.

如果您想了解某人的能力，您需要了解該對象的 P.V.Q。

It tests for sympathy and empathy and group collaboration.

它測試的是同情心、同理心和團體協作能力。

And every single aspect of a personality.

Confidence, ambition, and the teams for whom you're rooting.

The way I look at it, the more things secret corporations know about us, the better, huh?

在我看來，祕密公司對我們的瞭解越多越好，不是嗎？

Remove all stray marks. Number two pencil only.

刪除所有雜散標記。僅使用 2 號鉛筆。

This question asked about the price of underwear as if I were some landed aristocrat.

這個問題問的是內衣的價格，好像我是什麼地主貴族似的。

The newest and most accurate measure of our intelligence on a scale from one to five hundred.

這是衡量我們智力的最新、最準確的標準，從一到五百不等。

Now we'll run everyone's scores past the screen really fast from best to worst, trusting that you'll pause at only your name.

現在，我們將把每個人的分數從最佳到最差快速顯示在螢幕上，相信你們只會在看到自己名字時暫停。

Well, that's good. Let's change the channel.

I refuse to accept that my little guy has no future.

我拒絕接受我的小傢伙沒有未來的事實。

He can learn how to put in adding machine tape. That's how I got through the depression.

他可以學學怎麼放加帶機的錄音帶。我就是這樣度過經濟蕭條期的

Nobody did. I've already started the arc.

Smithers, speed up production on the arc.

史密斯，加快弧線上的投籃速度。

Apply them with all the rum and salt it takes.

用朗姆酒和鹽將它們塗抹均勻。

Should I really be pulling on this string?

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辛普森一家》--斯普林菲爾德測試（S29E11） (The Simpsons - TEST FOR SPRINGFIELD (S29E11))

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