Name: 辛普森一家 - 恐怖樹屋 XXX (The Simpsons – Treehouse of Horror XXX)
Uploaded: 2024-10-30T09:23:13.000Z
Duration: 8 min 53 s

Well this is unorthodox but There is listed as 10,000 Lunatics but none of them has shown up yet Oh!

雖然這不符合常理，但名單上有 10,000 名瘋子，但他們還都沒有出現哦！

Animals are your fuzzy new friends and here is Baby's first amusement The cow says you're beginning to I'm beginning to wonder if trading for this baby of unknown origin was a...

動物是您模糊的新朋友，這是寶寶的第一次娛樂活動 奶牛說您已經開始 我開始懷疑，用這個來歷不明的寶寶做交易是否是個好主意。

It must be killed, it bears the mark of the beast What do we do?

它必須被殺死，因為它帶有野獸的印記 我們該怎麼辦？

I'm making lots more friends Milhouse still isn't home Kissy lips Wait, that's the zigzag hand The zigzag hand!

我交到了更多的朋友 米爾豪斯還沒回家 親親嘴脣 等等，那是人字形的手 人字形的手

Your friend's bike crashed He did drink a lot of new cokes last night Look, what the hell year is this anyway?

你朋友的自行車撞壞了 他昨晚確實喝了很多新可樂 聽著，今年到底是哪一年？

Admit it, our son is gone Some year Hold your horses Whoa, easy on the elect...

承認吧，我們的兒子已經走了 有些年頭了 別急，別急著選......

That depends Another dimension This is my best game ever, I'm not leaving till it's done Come on Bart!

這取決於另一個維度 這是我玩過的最好的遊戲，不完成我是不會走的 來吧，巴特！

It requires somebody with an extraordinary power of mind, right?

這需要一個擁有超凡心智的人，對嗎？

Get from me Now let's do this thing I made it I'm in the over under Yo It felt nice to be embraced Okay, here No, I forgot we're not supposed to talk either Todd, it's a twisted version of reality We needlessly lost a lot of good witches at Salem Another dimension that released a lot of monsters What was he looking for?

放開我，我們開始吧 我成功了，我在 "超時空 "裡了 被擁抱的感覺真好 好吧，給你 不，我忘了我們也不該說話的 託德，這是扭曲的現實版本 我們在塞勒姆不必要地失去了很多好巫師 另一個釋放了很多怪物的時空 他在找什麼？

Carl's inside and the monster's my friend You kids are safe, but we are trapped in this dimension forever In the over under, housing is affordable, schools are...

卡爾在裡面，怪物是我的朋友 你們的孩子是安全的，但我們卻永遠被困在這個空間裡 在 "地下世界"，住房是負擔得起的，學校是...

Well, there is one Quarterback Kay Stiggs takes the ball Hickory dickory dock three Choke!

有一個四分衛凱-斯蒂格斯（Kay Stiggs）拿著球，"希科裡-迪科裡"（Hickory dickory dock three Choke）！

Hmm, heaven doesn't look like I expected Maybe global warming is real Oh my, this is not...

嗯，天堂和我想象的不一樣 也許全球變暖是真的 哦，天哪，這不是...

And eat that tub of lasagna I have in the refrigerator?

然後吃掉我冰箱裡的那桶千層麵？

It better still be there Pretty bloated Wait, that's the before picture Here's the after picture And here's the way Got it, got it We'll disrupt the paradigm Homer, we're gonna put you in the body of someone who's supposed to...

等一下，這是之前的照片 這是之後的照片，這就是我們的方法 明白了，明白了 我們要顛覆這個模式 霍默，我們要把你放進一個人的身體裡 他應該...

Oh, there's a six month waiting list to be a pig I'm so sorry That's all No No Forget it It's been Homer I died and I'm inside the body of this football player How could I possibly...

哦，做豬要排六個月的隊 我很抱歉，就這樣了 不，不，算了，我已經死了，我在這個足球運動員的身體裡 我怎麼可能...

Whatever body you're in, I love the guy inside It's really weird snuggling with the body of a man who's married...

無論你在什麼身體裡，我都愛裡面的那個人 和一個已婚男人的身體依偎在一起真的很奇怪...

To find someone else's body Wait, wait, wait, wait Homer, we're so good This is too creepy Dad, you can be Superintendent Chalmers, my principal's boss Marge, what do you say?

去找別人的屍體 等等，等等，等等，等等 霍默，我們太棒了，這太嚇人了 爸爸，你可以當警司查莫斯，我校長的老闆 瑪吉，你怎麼說？

Give yourself a purple nurple Purple-er Purple-er Who life as public school administrator And now to open my paycheck and...

給自己一個紫色的 "紫 "字 紫-er 紫-er 作為公立學校管理者的生活 現在打開我的工資單，......

That's why I'm rooting for the apes in Planet of the Apes You don't I know just the guy Yeah, and I'm in here And, uh, Midge, I'm, uh...

這就是為什麼我支持《人猿星球》裡的人猿 你不知道我就認識這個人 是啊，我在這裡，呃，米奇，我，呃...

Fired by the DMV for a bad attitude Isn't that something?

因態度惡劣而被車管所解僱，這不是很了不起嗎？

I am Kang the Conqueror Let me get a look at you You don't like what...

我是征服者康，讓我看看你 你不喜歡我...

我看到怪胎了 怎麼了，親愛的？

My sister says you just want to eat me Hello, just want you to know we'll be dissecting you tomorrow But...

我姐姐說你只是想吃了我 你好，只是想讓你知道我們明天會解剖你 但是...

Hold it right there, Simpson What are you up to?

Not my driver My partner, Kodos, will meet us at the top of...

不是我的司機 我的搭檔科多斯將在...

Don't go, Selma Please I can't live without you You, I'm gay That's all right I have 32 sexual identities I'm Klingonine Or possibly Jabba the Butt Why didn't we come here in the cool season?

別走 塞爾瑪 求你了 沒有你我活不下去 你 我是同志 沒關係 我有32種性身份 我是克林貢人 也可能是屁股賈巴 為什麼我們不在涼爽的季節來這裡？

 This is the cool season Shall I get a sweater?

現在是涼爽的季節，要不要買件毛衣？

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