字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Next, on News Be Funny, Billy the Puppet, Richard Simmons, Popeye's Spinach Omelette. 接下來是《新聞大爆笑》、《木偶比利》、《理查德-西蒙斯》、《大力水手的菠菜煎蛋》。 All of this and more, starting now. 所有這些,還有更多,從現在開始。 We're going to talk sports. 我們來聊聊體育。 Oh, no. 哦,不 Yes! 是的! Yes! 是的! Yes! 是的! Well, I knew something was going to happen. 我就知道會有事情發生。 I saw him go over there. 我看見他走過去了 If you've ever wanted to see a topless weather person. 如果你想看一個赤裸上身的天氣預報員。 Maybe headless. 也許是無頭的。 Right? 對不對? Here's Greg. 格雷格來了 You'll get all the people trying to watch the news. 你會讓所有的人都想看新聞。 They'll be turning the channel, that's what they'll be doing. 他們會轉檯,這就是他們要做的。 As co-anchor of News 3 this morning, Blaine Stewart knows a thing or two. 作為今晨新聞 3 臺的聯合主播,布萊恩-斯圖爾特(Blaine Stewart)知道一兩件事。 Candle out the pumpkin, I thought I'd smell something. 燭光照亮了南瓜,我想我聞到了什麼。 I thought something was smoking. 我以為有什麼東西在冒煙。 I do see the smoke coming up. 我確實看到有煙冒出來。 What happened just now? 剛才發生了什麼? Well, no, because it's resting on some paper, and so I didn't want the little tea light to overheat, and then all of a sudden we've got breaking news here at the channel. 不,因為它是放在紙上的 所以我不想讓小茶盞過熱 然後突然間我們的頻道就有了突發新聞 I told you, if the sprinkler systems come on, I'm done for the day. 我告訴過你,如果灑水系統啟動,我今天就完了。 Yeah. 是啊 That is not. 不是這樣的。 Sitting up here looking like a mop. 坐在這裡像個拖把。 Yeah, you don't want sprinkler system and a beautiful weave, because they do not go together. 是的,你不會想要灑水系統和漂亮的編織物,因為它們並不搭配。 Oh! 哦! Oh! 哦! You're beautiful. 你真漂亮 You said it was a weave, right? 你說是編織的,對嗎? It's not a weave. 這不是編織。 All right, now we're going to send it back to Rebecca at the desk. 好了,現在我們要把它發回給前臺的麗貝卡。 All right, John, Charlie, thank you guys so much. 好了,約翰、查理,非常感謝你們。 Those babies are so creepy. 這些嬰兒太嚇人了 Still to come on this show, some Arizona voters have been given the wrong information. 本節目還將介紹亞利桑那州一些選民得到的錯誤信息。 Oh my God! 我的天啊 Here I am at the New York Botanical Garden. 我現在在紐約植物園。 We are standing outside of the conservatory, and oh my gourd, look at these gourds. 我們站在溫室外面,哦,我的葫蘆,看看這些葫蘆。 I mean, they're huge. 我的意思是,他們是巨大的。 There's three sister pumpkins. 有三個姐妹南瓜 It's just an engorged gourd. 這只是一個充血的葫蘆。 Right? 對不對? Gourd? 葫蘆? Gourd? 葫蘆? Engorged gourd? 瓠瓜? Yeah, sure, that. 是啊,當然,這一點。 Construction is supposed to start next summer, but for now, the regents have deferred their vote on budget and design for this project until they can discuss it further at the next meeting scheduled in November. 工程應該在明年夏天開工,但目前,理事們已經延後了對該項目的預算和設計的投票,直到他們在定於 11 月舉行的下一次會議上進行進一步討論。 For now, reporting live in Westwood, Kimberly Chang, KTLA 5 News. 現在,KTLA 5 News記者Kimberly Chang在韋斯特伍德為您現場報道。 Suddenly arriving right on time, and without warning, the Halloween costumes are here. 萬聖節服裝突然準時到達,毫無徵兆。 Already tons of fun. 已經有很多樂趣了。 What's going on? 怎麼了? This is amazing. 太神奇了 I can do the news like this all the time. 我可以一直這樣做新聞。 This is perfect. 太完美了 Yes. 是的。 I've always kind of wanted to be a mascot. 我一直有點想當吉祥物。 Do you know who's here, Rob? 你知道誰來了嗎 羅伯 Can you guess? 你能猜到嗎? Let me think here. 讓我想想 Now, I want to see if we can dip the donut in the coffee. 現在,我想看看我們能不能把甜甜圈蘸在咖啡裡。 Can we do that? 我們能做到嗎? Oh no, he's going to go for it. 哦,不,他要動手了。 Oh no, don't hurt yourself. 哦,不,別傷著自己。 Don't break company equipment. 不要損壞公司設備。 Kim is very down. 金非常沮喪。 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 Are you okay? 你還好嗎? I'm fine. 我沒事 This went way better than I thought it would. 比我想象的要順利得多。 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 I'm fine. 我沒事 Oh no, get the water. 哦,不,去拿水。 You're spilling the water. 你把水弄灑了。 Get off the desk. 離開桌子 Oh God, get the iPads. 天哪,快去拿 iPad。 Okay, get the iPads. 好了,去拿 iPad。 Get my iPhone. 獲取我的 iPhone Somebody get my computer. 誰把我的電腦拿來 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Kim's still stuck down here. 金還被困在這裡 I bet that hurt a latte. 我敢打賭,拿鐵一定很疼。 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 All right, here. 好吧,在這裡。 Hey. 嘿。 It hurts donut. 它傷害了甜甜圈。 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh donut. 哦,甜甜圈。 Oh, I like that one. 哦,我喜歡這個。 Oh my God. 我的天啊 Hey. 嘿。 I hope I donut get fired for this. 我希望我會是以被炒魷魚。 Okay. 好的 Oh, this is bad. 哦,情況不妙。 Okay, quickly now. 好了,快點 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 I'm going to the weather. 我要去看天氣。 All right. 好吧 I got to try to position myself here at the weather wall, maybe if I, I don't know. 我得試著把自己安置在氣象牆這裡,也許如果我,我也不知道。 Never done this in a dinosaur costume, but here's a look at your world car weather camera view. 我從沒穿過恐龍服,但我想看看你的世界汽車氣象相機視圖。 Let's see how we go. 讓我們拭目以待。 Okay, let's go. 好了,我們走吧 Spin that wheel. 轉動那個輪子 Oh goodness. 哦,天哪 Your character does the impression. 你的角色會給人留下深刻印象。 Of course it does. 當然是這樣。 You go first. 你先走 Of course it's, okay, I'm. 當然,好吧,我。 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 What the heck? 搞什麼鬼? Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 What the heck? 搞什麼鬼? I got my, my mummy here. 我媽媽在這裡 You know what his favorite kind of music is? 你知道他最喜歡哪種音樂嗎? What? 什麼? Rap. 說唱 Cause. 原因 I see. 我明白了 Yes. 是的。 All right. 好吧 You know when he's sick, cause he's usually coughing. 你知道他什麼時候生病,因為他通常會咳嗽。 Okay, boo. 好吧,噓。 As if his forecast hasn't been interesting enough already, out of nowhere, meteorologist 如果說他的預報還不夠有趣,那麼氣象學家 Mike Simon makes a change for either better or worse. 邁克-西蒙做出了或好或壞的改變。 A lot of folks preparing this evening for Halloween, maybe already just getting out and about. 今天晚上,很多人都在為萬聖節做準備,也許已經開始出門活動了。 Well, live Doppler radar, not showing any rain, so you don't need to use that umbrella this evening. 多普勒雷達顯示沒有降雨,所以今晚不用打傘了。 That's good news. 這是好消息。 You don't have to give anything extra to the children once they start putting on their costumes. 一旦孩子們開始穿上服裝,您就不必再給他們額外的東西了。 56 degrees current temperature, a little chilly though. 目前氣溫 56 度,雖然有點冷。 You might want to put something underneath there. 你可能想在下面放點東西。 And for trick-or-treaters having costumes, well, it feels like 52 degrees right now. 至於 "不給糖就搗蛋 "者的服裝,現在感覺氣溫只有 52 度。 So make sure you have your costumes on for tonight. 所以,今晚一定要穿好戲服。 Maybe you like trick-or-treating. 也許你喜歡不給糖就搗蛋。 Well, I've got a costume for you here this evening. 今晚我給你準備了一套服裝。 We are going to have some pretty good weather. 我們將迎來非常好的天氣。 It's just going to be awful chilly tonight. 今晚會非常寒冷。 I don't want any cat skills or cat, what are they, cat calls you're doing here? 我不想聽你說什麼貓術或貓叫? I'm just getting comfortable. 我才剛剛適應。 I'm supposed to be comfortable doing the weather, right? 我做天氣預報應該很舒服吧? Especially on Halloween. 尤其是在萬聖節。 Do I need to get my camera out? 我需要拿出相機嗎? Unfortunately, my microphone presents such a problem here, but I just wanted to tell you guys, I'm actually the invisible man. 不幸的是,我的麥克風在這裡出現了問題,但我只想告訴你們,其實我就是那個隱形人。 Wow. 哇 Whoa. 哇哦 You know, the look on his, the look on your face right now is scaring me. 他的表情 你現在的表情嚇到我了 I don't know. 我不知道。 There's something about, whoa, whoa, whoa. 有一些東西,哇,哇,哇。 Not the pants. 不是褲子 Not the pants. 不是褲子 Too much. 太多了 We don't need any music. 我們不需要任何音樂。 Too sexy. 太性感了 I'm invisible. 我是隱形人 What does it matter? 這有什麼關係? Who has a costume that is invisible? 誰有隱形服裝? She's taking a video of it, but it doesn't look the same as it does on camera. 她正在拍攝視頻,但看起來和鏡頭裡不一樣。 That's unbelievable. 真是難以置信。 Isn't that easy? 這還不簡單嗎? And I clipped this right onto my invisible body here. 我把這個夾在我隱形的身體上。 I will say this. 我要說的是 I am glad that nobody at home can actually see your green suit, but, uh, well, you don't like it? 我很高興家裡沒人能看到你的綠衣服,但是,呃,你不喜歡嗎? It's, uh, it's, hey, we got some other, we got some other trick or treater, um, surprises for you a little bit later on this evening. 今晚稍後,我們還會給你們帶來驚喜。 Now let me go ahead and get the forecast for you if I can. 現在,如果可以的話,讓我繼續為您提供天氣預報。 We do have 53 degrees expected a little later on. 預計稍後氣溫將達到 53 度。 It's going to be a little bit cooler. 會有點涼。 You notice temperatures going down to 48 degrees. 您注意到氣溫已降至 48 度。 I can't even seriously do this, but it's kind of neat. 我甚至不能認真地做到這一點,但這有點整潔。 Don't, don't you like that? 你不喜歡嗎? That is neat. 真漂亮 We've got a dog here from Young Williams and even the dogs freaked out right now. 我們這裡有只楊-威廉姆斯家的狗,現在連狗都嚇壞了。 Just saying. 說說而已。 I prefer the flying pumpkins though, dude. 不過我更喜歡會飛的南瓜,老兄。 That's attributed to David Aldridge here. 這句話出自大衛-奧爾德里奇(David Aldridge)之手。 He's going to have the forecast for you coming up a little bit later. 稍後,他將為您播報天氣預報。 Yes. 是的。 Don't forget tomorrow. 別忘了明天 We are going to have some special weather things for you to show off some special weather tools and also the winter weather outlook. 我們將為您準備一些特別的天氣節目,展示一些特別的天氣工具,以及冬季天氣展望。 Boo. 布 Hey Mike, you never looked so good doing the weather. 嘿,邁克,你做天氣預報從來沒這麼好看過。 Just saying. 說說而已。 You know. 你知道的 Tonight on Tuna's Attend... 今晚 "金槍魚的出席... Oh my God! 我的天啊 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Wait for it. 等著瞧吧 Ah! 啊! Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Yeah, okay. 好吧 Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! So here we go. 那麼,我們開始吧。 Things just starting to... 事情剛剛開始... Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Oh my God! 我的天啊 Emilie Earhart does not do well in this kind of weather. 埃米莉-厄爾哈特在這種天氣裡表現不佳。 Okay, so uh you got... 好吧,那麼呃你有... Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Oh my... 哦,我的... Oh my God! 我的天啊 Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Hello everybody, are we sweating yet? 大家好,出汗了嗎? Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! We're sweating. 我們在流汗 Sweating or melting! 出汗或融化! Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! You're laughing alright! 你笑得很開心 Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Are we sweating yet? 我們出汗了嗎? Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Hello! 你好 Hi guys. 你們好 Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Down on the 13th floor, it's now nearly time for reporter Lina Pringle's unavoidable tour of the Dollmaker House. 在 13 樓,記者莉娜-普林格爾(Lina Pringle)不可避免地要參觀玩偶之家了。 Well, good morning Melanie and Vic. 早上好,梅蘭妮和維克。 You know, when I originally agreed to it, I thought it was going to be fun, but now 你知道,當我最初同意的時候,我以為會很有趣,但現在 I'm a bit terrified. 我有點害怕。 It's going to be fun. 會很有趣的 I'm having fun. 我玩得很開心。 You having fun? 玩得開心嗎? So, okay, the whole process takes about 25 minutes. 整個過程大約需要 25 分鐘。 I'm only going through one section of this and it's the Dollmaker. 我只看了其中的一個部分,那就是玩偶製造商。 So, sit back and enjoy, I guess. 所以,我想,坐下來好好享受吧。 Good luck. 祝你好運 You're going to need it. 你會需要它的。 Ha ha ha! 哈哈哈! Okay. 好的 So, okay. 好吧 Okay, see, alright. 好吧,看,好吧。 So far, so good. 到目前為止,一切順利。 A bit of creepy dolls. 有點恐怖的玩偶 Creepy man in weird mask. 戴著詭異面具的怪人 Okay. 好的 Alright. 好吧。 We're doing good, everybody. 我們做得很好,各位。 So far, you know what, I can imagine that this is going to be even more terrifying through the night when the lights are out and you can't see who's chasing you. 到目前為止,你知道嗎,我可以想象,在夜裡,當燈光熄滅,你看不到誰在追你的時候,這會更加可怕。 Um. 嗯。 Okay. 好吧 Okay. 好吧 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 And also a little bit of back information about me is I usually, I have never gone through a haunted house by myself. 關於我的一點背景資訊是,我通常從未獨自穿過鬼屋。 So, I just, oh, okay. 所以,我只是,哦,好吧。 Um, mm. 嗯,嗯 Just like. 就像 Whew. 呼。 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Um. 嗯。 All right, girl. 好吧,女孩。 You just. 你只是 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay, I wasn't expecting that one. 好吧,我沒想到會是這樣。 Okay. 好的 I'm going. 我要走了 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 See now. 現在就看 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Oh, see. 哦,明白了。 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Okay. 好的 Wait, how long? 等等,要多久? We got. 我們得到了 How. 怎麼做 How much longer do we have to do this? 我們還要這樣多久? Lena, it's only about 20, 22 minutes left. 莉娜,只剩下20到22分鐘了。 You got this. 你能行的 How long? 要多久? How long have I been doing this? 我這樣做有多久了? No, we have 20. 不,我們有 20 個。 We have 15 minutes left in the show. 節目還剩 15 分鐘。 I'd love to see Lena making new friends. 我很想看到莉娜交到新朋友。 Getting out there. 走出去 Lena, that's a nice person behind you. 莉娜,你身後的人真好。 Someone described this. 有人這樣描述 Someone described this as the dating scene. 有人形容這就是約會現場。 Oh, no. 哦,不 Lena, are you okay? 莉娜,你還好嗎? Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Lena. 莉娜 Are you okay? 你還好嗎? Take some deep breaths. 深呼吸 I'm okay. 我沒事 I just, as long as nobody. 我只是,只要沒有人。 Okay. 好的 She's good with that curve. 她很擅長這種曲線。 Alright, we're going to try to help you out. 好吧,我們會盡力幫你的。 Okay. 好的 There's someone behind you, so just keep moving forward. 有人在你身後,繼續前進吧。 Don't look back. 別回頭 I just... 我只是... I think he might back up. 我想他可能會後退。 Alrighty. 好吧 Well, um... 嗯... Alright, well, um, if you all, you know, do decide to come out. 好吧,如果你們決定出來的話 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 Alright, Lena. 好吧,莉娜。 Be safe. 注意安全 Be safe. 注意安全 Vic is going to come and rescue you. 維克會來救你的。 Lena, text us. Lena 給我們發短信 Text us to let us know you're okay, alright? 發短信告訴我們你沒事,好嗎? What is on his face? 他臉上有什麼? Oh, my goodness! 我的天啊 Jesus Mary Joseph! 耶穌瑪麗約瑟夫 Okay. 好的 Alrighty, everybody. 好了,各位 Thanks, Lena. 謝謝你,莉娜。 Good job. 幹得好 Come on back to y'all in the studio. 回到演播室吧。 People are going to make sure that there's a backup in the studio. 人們會確保工作室裡有備份人員。 People are going to make sure that they're keeping warm and—oh, okay! 人們要確保自己能保暖,哦,好吧! Queen B, what happened to your headband? 皇后 B,你的頭巾怎麼了? You lost it. 你輸了 I don't even know what happened to it. 我甚至不知道它發生了什麼事。 I don't even know what happened to it. 我甚至不知道它發生了什麼事。 I think I was too distracted by the clowns and the dolls, guys. 我想我是被小丑和玩偶分散了注意力,夥計們。 You're in a great spot, though. 不過,你現在的處境很好。 Yes. 是的。 Spooky neighborhood. 令人毛骨悚然的街區 Who even eats the candy at the end? 誰會在最後吃糖? Exactly. 沒錯。 That's so much excitement. 太激動了 Watch out for the clowns! 小心小丑 Look out behind you! 看看你身後! Look out! 小心 Look out! 小心 It's definitely worth the candy at the end. 最後的糖果絕對物有所值。 Right over your shoulder. 就在你肩膀上 Turn around. 轉身 Well, who knows what Ginny will do next. 誰知道金妮接下來會做什麼呢? Here she is. 她來了 Thank you, Kimberly Van Scoy. 謝謝你,金伯利-範斯科伊。 Holy slowdowns, Batman! 蝙蝠俠,速度太慢了! We have some trouble in Greensboro today. 今天格林斯博羅有麻煩了 Road work is going on on 40, and that is causing delays from Guilford College all the way to 40 號公路正在進行道路施工,導致從吉爾福德學院一直到 Chimney Rock, so look out for that. 煙囪巖,請留意。 In Winston-Salem, evil has been thwarted. 在溫斯頓-塞勒姆,邪惡被挫敗了。 No problems to report on business 40 or 52. 40 號和 52 號業務沒有問題。 Excellent drive for you guys to work today. 你們今天開車上班的表現非常出色。 Dr. Construction, you're not going to slow us down. 建築博士,你不能拖我們的後腿。 All right. 好吧 And also, the fourth annual zombie walk took place over the weekend. 此外,第四屆殭屍步行活動也在週末舉行。 It began at the 8th Street bulkhead, where tons of Augustans paraded down Broad Street dressed in their zombie wear. 活動從第 8 街的隔板開始,數以噸計的奧古斯塔人身著殭屍裝在布羅德街上游行。 Participants stayed in character, even when we interviewed them. 即使在我們採訪他們時,參與者也會保持自己的性格。 Check this out. 看看這個 We eat brains. 我們吃大腦 We like the blood. 我們喜歡血。 We can eat them because they feed us. 我們可以吃它們,因為它們養活了我們。 The only thing that keeps us to be undead. 唯一能讓我們保持不死之身的東西。 If you're looking to cast a zombie movie, there's your girl. 如果你想拍攝一部殭屍題材的電影,這就是你要找的女孩。 Meanwhile, in the Ozarks with Jeremy Rabe, things have now moved beyond tricks to the nitty gritty phase of cooking. 與此同時,在傑里米-拉貝(Jeremy Rabe)的奧扎克(Ozarks),事情已經從技巧轉入了烹飪的細節階段。 Well, I misjudged what, now I'm afraid it's going to be too olive oily. 好吧,我看錯了,現在我怕它會太油膩。 Oh, oh, it's okay. 哦,哦,沒關係。 Is that okay? 這樣可以嗎? It's okay. 沒關係。 Okay, there we go. 好了,我們走吧。 Oh my goodness, I'm going to burn. 哦,我的天哪,我要被燒死了。 Oh gosh! 哦,天哪! Fire extinguisher! 滅火器! Fire extinguisher! 滅火器! Fire extinguisher! 滅火器! Fire extinguisher! 滅火器! Wait a minute. 等一下 Fire extinguisher, please! 滅火器,謝謝! Wait, I think we can blow it out. 等等,我想我們可以把它炸掉。 There. 在那兒 I was ready to do this. 我已經準備好了。 Oh! 哦! Oh my goodness! 我的天啊 Oh my goodness! 我的天啊 Jeremy. 傑里米 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 You are out of here. 你可以走了 That is the worst fire we have ever had in here. 這是我們這裡發生過的最嚴重的火災。 Be careful. 小心點 Be careful, Kelly. 小心點,凱莉 I'm scared. 我很害怕 I was really nervous. 我真的很緊張。 I didn't know what we were going to do. 我不知道我們該怎麼辦。 Guys, we're all getting fired today. 夥計們,我們今天都要被炒魷魚了。 Okay, we're good. 好了,我們沒事了 Okay, we're good. 好了,我們沒事了 We're good. 我們很好 Sorry. 對不起。 Oh, the men in black! 哦,黑衣人 Can you erase everybody's memory of this? 你能消除所有人對這件事的記憶嗎? Please! 請! Oh my gosh. 我的天啊 Please! 請! Oh my gosh. 我的天啊 That never happened, guys. 這從來沒有發生過,夥計們。 That never happened. 這從未發生過。 You're a dragon moron. 你是個龍白痴。 Oh, sorry. 哦,對不起。 Kelly, here. 凱莉,這裡 Let me hold it up and you wipe the oil off. 我把它舉起來,你把油擦掉。 Here, I got this. 給,我有這個。 Are we good? 我們還好嗎? This is the worst. 這是最糟糕的。 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness. 我的天啊 Oh my goodness, guys. 我的天啊,夥計們 This is the worst food segment we've ever done. 這是我們做過的最糟糕的美食環節。 It's Halloween. 萬聖節到了 What do you expect? 你還指望什麼? Oh my gosh. 我的天啊 Okay, there we go. 好了,我們走吧。 Okay, there we go. 好了,我們走吧。 Okay. 好吧 I'm afraid this is burning. 恐怕要燒起來了。 That's why I turned it off. 這就是我把它關掉的原因。 Add the tomatoes to that, Kelly. 把番茄加進去,凱利。 Yeah, yeah. 是啊,是啊。 The men in black! 黑衣人 Did you erase everybody's memory? 你消除了所有人的記憶嗎? Nothing happened. 什麼都沒發生。 Did you salt it yet? 撒鹽了嗎? I have not. 我沒有。 You're going to go find yourself a nice person, settle down. 你要去找個好人,安定下來。 Settle down, everyone. 大家靜一靜 Get yourself some kids. 給自己找幾個孩子 This is all going to go away. 這一切都會過去的。 All right, there we go. 好了,我們走吧。 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Do you want me to add the... 你想讓我把... Can I pepper on it? 我可以在上面撒胡椒嗎? Yeah, pepper it up. 是的,胡椒粉。 You guys got this. 你們能行的 Okay. 好的 Thank you, Jesse men in black. 謝謝你們,傑西黑衣人。 Thank you, Jesse. 謝謝你,傑西。 Jesse, we're not sure we have it. 傑西,我們不確定我們拿到了。 We're not sure. 我們不確定。 Okay. 好的 Okay, now we got to flip it. 好了,現在我們要翻轉它。 Do you want the veggies? 你想要蔬菜嗎? Do you want the veggies? 你想要蔬菜嗎? Wait, do we want the veggies? 等等,我們要吃蔬菜嗎? I thought I need to flip it first to get the sides. 我想我需要先把它翻過來,才能得到側面。 Oh, okay. 哦,好吧 Yeah, yeah. 是啊,是啊。 You do you. 你做你的。 I don't know how to flip it anymore. 我不知道該怎麼翻了。 It's okay. 沒關係。 Let's flip it. 讓我們翻轉它。 You flip it. 你翻轉它。 Wait. 等等。 I'm not even flipping. 我連翻都不翻。 I can't even, guys. 我甚至不能,夥計們。 Where are you going, Natalie? 你要去哪裡,娜塔莉? You flip over the top. 你從上面翻過去。 This way? 這邊? Wait, wait. 等等,等等 We're going this way. 我們走這邊 Oh, you want me to flip that way? 哦,你想讓我往那邊翻? Okay. 好的 One, two. 一 二 Oh, wait. 哦,等等 I don't know. 我不知道。 Oh, wait. 哦,等等 Okay, one. 好吧,一個 This is... 這是... There we go. 好了 Jennifer, thank you. 珍妮弗,謝謝你。 We're good. 我們很好 This is the worst. 這是最糟糕的。 I don't know. 我不知道。 This is why I don't make videos. 這就是我不拍視頻的原因。 This is why I don't make videos. 這就是我不拍視頻的原因。 This is why I don't make omelettes. 這就是我不做煎蛋卷的原因。 This is not exactly why. 這並不是確切的原因。 Now, put your stuff in there. 現在,把你的東西放進去 I don't even want to eat this. 我都不想吃這個。 Jeremy, this is your recipe. 傑里米,這是你的食譜 This is your recipe. 這就是你的食譜。 It looks a bit like a funnel cake. 看起來有點像漏斗蛋糕。 How dare you? 你怎麼敢? This looks horrible. 這看起來太可怕了。 Guys, I'm so hungry. 夥計們,我好餓 I'm going to eat it. 我要吃掉它。 This looks awful. 這看起來糟透了。 Cheese, please. 奶酪,謝謝 Okay. 好的 Oh, yeah. 哦,是的 Cheese will make it better. 奶酪會讓它更美味。 Cheese. 奶酪 I can't even, guys. 我甚至不能,夥計們。 Cheese will make it all better. 奶酪會讓一切變得更好。 Okay. 好的 Ready? 準備好了嗎? Do you flip it over now? 現在翻過來嗎? Yes. 是的。 Okay. 好的 You want to go on that side? 你想去那邊嗎? Flip it halfway. 翻到一半。 Half moon. 半月 Oh, look how lovely that is. 哦,瞧這多可愛。 That's a big boy. 真是個大男孩 Wow. 哇 We should have put the omelette in this one. 我們應該把煎蛋放在這個裡面。 That's huge. 這是巨大的。 We're going to make the national bloopers again. 我們將再次製作全國性的失誤片。 That is crazy looking. 這看起來太瘋狂了。 This is a Halloween we'll never forget. 這是一個我們永遠不會忘記的萬聖節。 Never forget. 永遠不要忘記 Never forget. 永遠不要忘記 Never. 從來沒有 Oh, my gosh. 哦,我的天哪。 Jennifer, Bray, you out of Wednesday. 詹妮弗,佈雷,你們週三不能來了 Do you think we're horrible? 你覺得我們可怕嗎? You've been making some sounds over there. 你在那邊發出了一些聲音。 I think this segment has been lovely. 我覺得這個環節很可愛。 Thank you. 謝謝。 I loved the fire. 我喜歡火。 Wasn't it fun? 好玩嗎? That was so fun. 太有趣了 So fun. 太有趣了 It's good. 這很好。 People probably think we do that all the time. 人們可能認為我們一直都在這麼做。 I had no idea that the omelette was going to fit on this plate. 我不知道這個盤子裡能裝下煎蛋卷。 We might just need to make one. 我們可能需要做一個。 Let's just do one. 就做一個吧 Should we do one? 我們應該做一個嗎? Yes, I think we'll have plenty enough people to eat one. 是的,我想我們會有足夠多的人吃一頓。 We can add some things on top. 我們可以在上面添加一些東西。 When we come back, guys, what are we doing? 當我們回來時,夥計們,我們在做什麼? We're going to put it on the plate and we're going to eat it. 我們要把它放在盤子裡吃掉。 Okay. 好的 Okay. 好的 Oh, my gosh. 哦,我的天哪。 I wish the fire had been bigger. 我希望火能再大一點。 That was so fun. 太有趣了 I don't know what you're talking about no traffic, but I don't know if you all know Billy Bob the Whale. 我不知道你們在說什麼,沒有流量,但我不知道你們是否都知道 "鯨魚比利-鮑勃"。 I got to meet him, and I will tell you what, that man is two inches short of a picnic, but he is so fun. 我見過他,告訴你吧,這人就差兩英寸就能去野餐了,但他非常有趣。 I swear. 我發誓 I just loved him. 我就是愛他。 I did. 是的 I loved him. 我愛他 He made me just – I love that turkey sandwich, too. 我也喜歡火雞三明治。 He sat with me, and we got to dance. 他和我坐在一起,我們一起跳舞。 Anyway, y'all come on, tune back to us after this hair break. 總之,你們都來吧,頭髮休息後再回到我們身邊。 I'm here at the Martino Family Cemetery. 我現在在馬蒂諾家族墓地。 Every year, they spend $1,000 on spooky new supplies. 每年,他們都要花費 1,000 美元購買新的鬼怪用品。 That's a lot more than the average person will spend, about $75, according to the Retail Council of Canada. 根據加拿大零售委員會的數據,這比普通人的平均花費(約 75 美元)要高出很多。 If you want to check this place out for yourself, just take a drive or walk on by Inverley Drive. 如果您想親眼看看這個地方,只需開車或步行經過因弗利大道即可。 It's just south of the Queensway. 就在皇后大道南邊。 Reporting live. 現場報道。 Reporting live. 現場報道。 I dropped the aggro. 我放棄了攻擊。 Oh, poor Charlsie. 哦,可憐的夏爾西 She was not acting, folks. 她不是在演戲,各位。 Thank you, Charlsie. 謝謝你,夏爾西。 You're a brave soul. 你很勇敢 For about what they've designed. 對於他們設計的 Okay. 好的 I don't even know if I can still hear. 我甚至不知道自己是否還能聽見。 Okay, who built it special for them? 好吧,是誰為他們特別建造的? Okay. 好的 No, no, no. 不,不,不 This is the one thing I didn't want. 這就是我不想要的東西。 The chainsaw. 電鋸 That's what I didn't want. 這就是我不想要的。 I didn't want the chainsaw. 我不想要電鋸。 Oh, my God. 我的天啊 I'm raising the white flag. 我要舉白旗了。 I see it. 我看到了 I see it, and I don't like it. 我看到了,我不喜歡這樣。 I don't like the face. 我不喜歡這張臉。 Can we just remark that Brianna is in, like, high boots, and she's walking backwards through treacherous territory. 我們能不能說一下,布里安娜穿著高筒靴 她在險惡的地方倒著走 She deserves. 這是她應得的。 Fashion first. 時尚第一。 Yes. 是的。 Fashion first. 時尚第一。 Yeah, you look great going through this. 是啊,你經歷了這一切,看起來棒極了。 I know you get it. 我知道你明白。 I get it. 我明白了。 Thank you. 謝謝。 Together, to get into the spirit, kind of learn. 一起,融入精神,一起學習。 No, no, no. 不,不,不 I need a drink. 我要喝一杯 I need a martini. 我需要一杯馬提尼。 We got it. 我們知道了 That's what I need. 這正是我需要的。 Come on back. 回來吧 Come home. 回家吧 Or maybe. 也可能是 I am over the noises. 我受夠了這些噪音。 She's good. 她很不錯 All right, we'll check in with her. 好吧,我們去看看她。 I don't know if I'm laughing or if I'm crying. 我不知道自己是在笑還是在哭。 Oh, no. 哦,不 I can't escape the sheep. 我無法逃避羊群。 I can't escape the sheep. 我無法逃避羊群。 I'm going to run. 我要跑了 I'm going to run. 我要跑了 No. 不 I feel better. 我感覺好多了。 I'm going to come for me. 我要為自己而來。 Well, you are a rock star. 好吧,你是個搖滾明星。 You guys are fantastic. 你們真是太棒了。 That has been the best part of the night. 這是今晚最精彩的部分。 Aware that this is a critical moment in WDRB's history, meteorologist Jude Redfield knows he's in a situation where he needs something that's not only different, but crucially, better than different. 氣象學家裘德-雷德菲爾德(Jude Redfield)意識到這是 WDRB 歷史上的關鍵時刻,他知道自己現在需要的不僅是與眾不同,關鍵是要比與眾不同更好。 He said he was going to lose his head over this forecast. 他說他要為這個預報失去理智。 Served up on a platter. 拼盤上桌。 Are you okay? 你還好嗎? Are you all right? 你還好嗎? Well, no, I'm not all right. 不,我不好。 Does it look like I'm all right? 我看起來還好嗎? Little neck pain? 脖子有點痛? We're going to see. 我們拭目以待。 I forgot my vitamins. 我忘帶維他命了 Lose my head over this one. 我為這個問題頭都大了。 I've got to get this forecast right. 我一定要把預報做好。 Some vitamin C needed. 需要一些維生素 C。 Stat to the weather office. 氣象局統計 70. 70. Can we get some 2% milk in here, please? 能給我們來點 2% 的牛奶嗎? Look at that. 看看這個。 There you go. 這就對了。 Way to work that weather map, body. 天氣圖的工作方式,身體。 See, this is the body. 看,這就是身體。 I'm the brains of this whole operation. 我是整個行動的大腦。 We just dangled this little bone right there. 我們就把這塊小骨頭掛在那裡。 What do you think? 你怎麼看? Let's step back in here a little bit more. 讓我們再往回走一點。 I thought I brought you a banana. 我以為我給你帶了香蕉 How does that work? 這是怎麼做到的? Yummy. 真好吃 I like it. 我喜歡 It's like a magic trick. 就像變魔術一樣。 For trick or treat, I don't want bananas. 不給糖就搗蛋,我不要香蕉。 I want some chocolate. 我想吃巧克力 You want some chocolate? 想吃巧克力嗎? Yes. 是的。 Give me one second. 給我一秒鐘 I've got a little ear wax that's built up. 我的耳垢有點多。 This is good stuff. 這是好東西。 I don't even know what I was saying. 我都不知道自己在說什麼。 You look a little thin there. 你看起來有點瘦。 Look, your ribs are showing. 看,你的肋骨都露出來了。 I brought you some candy. 我給你帶了糖果 Some energy. 一些能量 Some fun dip. 一些有趣的浸漬 Feed me. 餵我 Trick or treat. 不給糖就搗蛋 How about some warheads? 彈頭怎麼樣? Twizzlers. 扭扭樂 Keep them coming. 繼續來吧 I've got some Johnny Ranchers. 我有一些約翰尼-蘭徹斯(Johnny Ranchers)。 You like sweet tarts? 你喜歡甜餡餅嗎? Are you ready? 準備好了嗎? I'll see you later. 回頭見 Now I have energy. 現在我精力充沛。 2015, we had a quarter inch of rain. 2015 年,我們下了四分之一英寸的雨。 Can you fix my part a little bit? 你能把我的部分修改一下嗎? 62 degrees during the afternoon. 下午氣溫 62 度。 These clouds start to thin out a little bit. 雲層開始變薄。 Thin like my bones. 像我的骨頭一樣瘦 Look at my rib cage. 看看我的肋骨 That warm front moves on through. 暖鋒繼續前進 Yes, it's going to move in. 是的,它會搬進來。 It's going to tap into the southwest. 它將進入西南地區。 I got it. 我知道了 I got it. 我知道了 You've got to pick a winner here. 你必須在這裡選出一個贏家。 Partly cloudy. 多雲。 I'm dying laughing. 我都快笑死了。 You like my moves? 你喜歡我的動作嗎? I just float through. 我只是飄過。 It's the behind the scenes that are pretty funny. 幕後花絮才是最有趣的。 So it's cooled off. 所以它已經冷卻下來了。 57 right now in Louisville. 路易斯維爾 57 Get ready for a killing freeze. 準備好挨凍吧 It's a killing freeze. 冰凍三尺,非一日之寒。 Redfield has already been killed. 雷德菲爾德已經被殺。 28 North Bay. 28 北部灣 So welcome to the club. 歡迎加入俱樂部。 Because this cold front that moves in, holy moly, is it going to sweep in with some real wind? 因為這股冷鋒會席捲而來,我的天啊,會不會颳起真正的大風? You told me you were going to be a vampire, but I thought you were going to suck. 你告訴我你要成為吸血鬼 但我以為你會很爛 But that's pretty good. 但這已經很不錯了。 Mike, can you come in here? 邁克,你能進來一下嗎? Sure. 當然。 Okay. 好的 Tell me what's scarier, Jude Pumpkinfield or just my real face? 告訴我什麼更可怕,是裘德-南瓜田,還是我的真面目? What do you got here? 這裡有什麼? Let's pop this pumpkin off. 把這個南瓜拿掉吧 Ah! 啊! What gets you? 是什麼讓你如此激動? Is it this? 是這個嗎? Oh. 哦。 What's scarier? 什麼更可怕? Oh, definitely this. 哦,肯定是這個。 Oh, they popped them up, ladies and gentlemen. 哦,他們把它們彈了出來,女士們先生們。 Just getting warmed up here. 這裡剛剛暖和起來 And then there's Mike Marshall over there. 還有那邊的麥克-馬歇爾 You can talk that guy into just about anything, Jude, can't you? 你可以說服那傢伙做任何事,裘德,不是嗎? Yes, Gard-O-Mel can. 是的,Gard-O-Mel 可以。 I worked some magic around here. 我在這裡施了魔法 Gard-O-Mel, looking for my Smurfs. Gard-O-Mel,找我的藍精靈。 Papa Smurf. 藍爸爸 I'm looking for Hefty and Brainy. 我在找 Hefty 和 Brainy。 And you, right after the show. 還有你,演出結束後 All right, Gard-O-Mile. 好了,加德一英里 Let's take a look at Gard-O-Mel. 讓我們來看看加德奧梅爾。 Yeah, yeah, that's it. 是啊,是啊,就是這樣。 Gard-O-Mel. 加德-奧-梅爾 Gard-O-Mel. 加德-奧-梅爾 Yeah, I do look like Santa Claus. 是啊,我看起來確實像聖誕老人。 I'm the big Papa Smurf. 我是藍爸爸 All right, let's take a look over at the Shawnee Expressway this morning. 好了,讓我們來看看今天早上的肖尼高速公路。 But tell me, this isn't some of the most beautiful scenery you have ever seen. 但是告訴我,這難道不是你見過的最美的風景嗎? I tried to buzz the tower at WDRB, but they did not give me clearance. 我試圖呼叫 WDRB 的塔臺,但他們不給我許可。 Not you again. 又是你 You know what Stumpchin says on Halloween? 你知道斯坦普欽在萬聖節說了什麼嗎? Again. 再來一次 What's that? 那是什麼? Dude, what are you doing? 老兄,你在幹什麼? He got me with the joke. 他用笑話騙過了我。 I'm left speechless, and then whammy. 我無言以對,然後 "砰 "的一聲。 I'm exposed. 我暴露了 I'm exposed, ladies and gentlemen. 我暴露了,女士們先生們。 I'm exposed. 我暴露了 It's been really fun to see. 這真的很有趣。 Shh. 噓 I'm trying to use the phone. 我在試著使用電話。 30 degrees in New Albany right now. 新奧爾巴尼現在氣溫 30 度。 20 mile per hour wind gusts in Kansas City. 堪薩斯城的陣風時速達 20 英里。 Flash. 閃光燈 You win Halloween. 你贏了萬聖節 I appreciate that very much. 我非常感謝。 I wanted to do this a couple years ago. 幾年前我就想這麼做了。 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 堅持住,堅持住,堅持住,堅持住。 But those pants, they're a little tight. 但那條褲子有點緊 I'm sorry. 對不起 They're a lot tight. 它們很緊。 I just got distracted by your tight pants. 我只是被你的緊身褲分心了。 They're a lot tight. 它們很緊。 Let me show you something. 讓我給你看樣東西。 These pants right here. 這條褲子 Listen, listen. 聽著,聽著 So they came like three sizes too small. 所以它們好像小了三個尺碼。 I didn't plan it that way. 我沒打算這樣做。 I really didn't. 我真的沒有。 But this is like the only way that my pancake flat booty actually has a little bit of definition. 但只有這樣,我的平胸才會有一點輪廓。 That's according to my wife. 這是我妻子說的。 That's not me saying it. 這不是我說的。 That is my wife. 那是我的妻子。 La Nina is the exact opposite of that. 拉尼娜現象恰恰與此相反。 I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 That's my wife. 那是我妻子。 La Nina is the exact opposite of what you get in El Nino winter. 拉尼娜現象與厄爾尼諾冬季正好相反。 It's been a while since we've had El Nino winter. 我們已經很久沒有遇到厄爾尼諾冬季了。 What? 什麼? El Nino? 厄爾尼諾? Oh, no. 哦,不 It's me. 是我 No. 不 I am El Nino. 我是厄爾尼諾。 All other storms bow before me. 所有其他風暴都臣服於我。 Yo soy El Nino, for those that don't habla español. Yo soy El Nino(我是埃爾-尼諾),獻給那些不會說西班牙語的人。 El Nino is Spanish for the Nino. El Nino 在西班牙語中是 "尼諾 "的意思。 There it is. 就在那兒。 My brother. 我弟弟 Big finish. 大結局 Here we go. 開始了 Oh! 哦! Barney. 巴尼 Barney. 巴尼 Barney, are you OK? 巴尼,你還好嗎? Yeah, I'm great. 我很好 Barney, if it wasn't social distancing, I'd give you a big hug right now. 巴尼,如果不是社交疏遠,我現在就想給你一個大大的擁抱。 Oh, well, judge. 哦,好吧,法官。 What's your grand finale? 你的壓軸戲是什麼? I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 What's your grand finale? 你的壓軸戲是什麼? I don't know. 我不知道。 I don't know. 我不知道。 What's my grand finale? 我的壓軸戲是什麼? Suffer for your heart. 為你的心受苦 My grand finale is Barney. 我的壓軸戲是《巴尼》。 My blood. 我的血 Oops. 哎呀 If you're willing to blow out your pants, you win. 如果你願意脫褲子,你就贏了。 I lost. 我輸了 Well, wish everyone a happy Halloween, and there we go. 好了,祝大家萬聖節快樂,我們走了。 There it is. 就在那兒。
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