No problem.

沒問題。

I just gotta go pick up my books.

我得去拿書了

I'll be right back.

我馬上回來

Don't go anywhere.

哪兒也別去

No problem.

沒問題。

I'll be right here.

我就在這裡

Ah!

啊！

Welcome!

歡迎光臨

What is your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Uh, I'm Joey.

我叫喬伊

Joey, you have a wonderful accent.

喬伊，你的口音真好聽

Thank you.

謝謝。

Joey, are you sure you're in the right place?

喬伊，你確定來對地方了嗎？

Oh, I'm in the right place.

哦，我來對地方了。

Let's get started.

讓我們開始吧。

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

一、二、三、四、五、六、七、八、九、十、十一、十二。

Very good, boys.

很好，孩子們

Six, six, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.

六 六 十三 十四 十五

Joey, your English is so good.

喬伊，你的英語說得真好。

Can you say more words for me?

你能為我多說幾句話嗎？

Uh, corduroy.

燈芯絨

Give me another.

再給我來一杯

Harpsichord.

大鍵琴

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

All right, now this is a big one.

好了，這是個大問題。

Don't do it.

不要這樣做。

It's too dangerous.

太危險了

Ibuprofen.

布洛芬

Get the check.

拿支票

What happened to you?

你怎麼了？

I had to call Alex for a ride.

我不得不打電話讓亞歷克斯載我一程。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

What a body.

多好的身體啊

I haven't felt this way since gymnastics camp.

自從參加體操夏令營以來，我從未有過這種感覺。

Hey, Maria.

嘿，瑪麗亞

Take me to the car, you sexy bastard.

帶我去車上，你這個性感的混蛋。

Ian and Mary go to...

伊恩和瑪麗去...

Shh.

噓

School, Renata.

學校，雷娜塔

They go to school.

他們去上學。

Okay, Joey, why don't you pick it up where Renata left off.

好了 喬伊 你來接上蕾娜塔的話吧 Okay, Joey, why don't you pick it up where Renata left off.

Now, this is a hard part, so take your time.

現在，這是最困難的部分，所以要慢慢來。

Oh, boy.

哦，天哪

Yeah, this is, this looks tough.

是啊，這，這看起來很艱難。

The bell rang, and the students all went to the auditorium with their teacher.

下課鈴響了，學生們都在老師的帶領下來到禮堂。

Boom!

Boom！

That's right, Boris, you heard it.

沒錯，鮑里斯，你聽到了。

Auditorium!

禮堂！

I am so lucky to be with the smartest boy in class.

我很幸運能和班上最聰明的男孩在一起。

Some words are so thug.

有些話太低俗了。

Thug?

暴徒？

Oh, remember I told you the G-H sometimes sounds like an F.

哦，記得我說過 G-H 有時聽起來像 F。

It's tough, like rough, or laugh.

它是艱難的，就像粗糙的，或笑。

Oh, Joey, make love to me tonight.

喬伊，今晚和我做愛吧

That is good English.

這才是好英語。

Okay, I'd like everybody to take out their homework on the subjunctive tense.

好了，我想請大家拿出關於從句時態的作業。

You didn't do it?

不是你乾的？

I got it.

我知道了

If the present tense of the verb to be is I am, then the subjunctive tense is if I...

如果動詞 to be 的現在時態是 I am，那麼從句時態就是 if I...

Joey?

喬伊？

If I was.

如果我是

That's not correct.

這是不對的。

It's if I were.

如果我是

Very good, Boris.

很好，鮑里斯。

Joey, you're stupid.

喬伊 你真蠢

Joey is stupid, Renata.

喬伊真蠢，雷娜塔

Oh, Maria, I totally forgot.

哦，瑪麗亞，我完全忘了。

I can't go on a picnic today.

我今天不能去野餐。

I have to study.

我必須學習。

Why?

為什麼？

It's just a stupid class.

這只是一個愚蠢的班級。

A stupid class?

一個愚蠢的班級？

Maria, my studies are very important to me.

瑪麗亞，學習對我來說非常重要。

There is a nice park to go to.

有一個不錯的公園可以去。

Okay, first of all, you don't end a sentence with the preposition.

好吧，首先，你不能用介詞來結束句子。

Okay, that is wrong.

好吧，這是不對的。

In fact, lately everything about you is wrong, except for your awesome, awesome body.

事實上，最近你的一切都不對勁，除了你那棒極了的身材。

And I'm afraid I'm going to have to say goodbye, Maria.

恐怕我得說再見了 瑪麗亞

But what about us?

但我們呢？

You know, he said goodbye.

你知道，他說了再見。

Oh.

哦。

What'd she say?

她怎麼說？

She thinks I'm your whore.

她以為我是你的妓女

Can anyone give me an example of a multiple homonym?

誰能給我舉個多同音字的例子？

I can.

我可以

There, meaning they are.

在那裡，意思就是他們在那裡。

There, meaning group possessive.

那裡，意思是群體佔有性。

And there, meaning in that place.

在那裡，意味著在那個地方。

That's very good, Joey.

很好 喬伊

Joey wins the prize.

喬伊獲獎

Yes!

是的！

Uh, thank you.

謝謝

I would like to share another American phrase with all of you.

我想與大家分享另一個美國短語。

Uh, suck it.

呃，吮吸它。

Have fun studying, Joey.

學習愉快，喬伊

Listen, it's over!

聽著，一切都結束了！