Name: 第三輪》，克里斯-莫里斯 | 《口香糖》 | @cartoonnetworkuk (The Third Wheel, Chris Morris | Gumball | @cartoonnetworkuk)
Uploaded: 2024-10-22T11:24:30.000Z
Duration: 4 min 30 s

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Apply wax strip to hairy area, leave for a few seconds, then peel back quickly for a smooth and painless experience.

將蠟條塗抹在有毛髮的部位，靜置幾秒鐘，然後迅速剝離，體驗光滑無痛的感覺。

Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to wait for the 70s to come back into fashion.

哦，好吧，我想我只能等著 70 年代重新流行起來了。

Long enough for curiosity to turn into regret.

足夠長的時間讓好奇變成遺憾。

Well, I was gonna go on a date with Penny, but maybe I'll just stay home and bleach my eyeballs.

我本來要去和佩妮約會的 Well, I was gonna go on a date with Penny, 不過我還是待在家裡漂白我的眼球吧 but maybe I'll just stay home and bleach my eyeballs.

It's your turn to look after the school hamster, Chris Morris.

該你照顧學校的倉鼠了，克里斯-莫里斯。

Oh, come on! This hamster's so old it should be classified as a mineral!

得了吧這隻倉鼠太老了，應該被歸類為礦物質！

I don't wanna be the kid responsible for him when he turns into dust!

當他化為灰燼時，我可不想成為那個要對他負責的孩子！

Well, I'm afraid it wasn't a request. It's an order.

He's been in this cage since he was born, six long years ago.

他從出生起就被關在這個籠子裡，一關就是六年。

It's four o'clock. I'm not a principal anymore. I don't care.

四點了我不再是校長了我不在乎

But it's your fault if this drain-hair burrito uses his last breath to ruin my date!

但如果這個捲餅用最後一口氣毀了我的約會，那就是你的錯了！

I think it's so cool that you're looking after him.

我覺得你能照顧他真是太好了。

Well, you see, the thing you've got to learn about me, Penny, is that I'm a stand-up guy.

佩妮，你得了解我 我是個堅強的人

The kind of guy who takes care of school pets without being asked.

他是那種不請自來就會照顧學校寵物的人。

The kind of guy who welcomes responsibility.

There, there. I've got you, little fella.

好了，好了我抓住你了，小傢伙

給你，我的孩子！我已經準備好了

Well, please send your resume to my secretary.

好吧，請把你的履歷寄給我的祕書。

哦，不，你不能來！ Oh, no！你不能來

You have to hang out with Chris Morris! He's the best!

你一定要和克里斯-莫里斯一起玩！他是最棒的

I just had the most awesome date with Penny, and he was the perfect wingman!

我剛和佩妮度過了最棒的約會 他是我最完美的僚機

I'm gonna ask Principal Brown if we can take care of him next weekend, and the weekend after, and the weekend after that, and the weekend...

我要問問布朗校長，下個週末能不能照顧他，再下一個週末，再下一個週末，再下一個週末......

I'm trying to give you the silent treatment, but it doesn't work if you don't notice!

我想給你沉默的待遇，但如果你沒注意到，那就沒用了！

It used to just be me and him versus the world, but now all he cares about is...

以前只有我和他對抗世界，但現在他只關心...

I mean, of course I want him to be happy.

我的意思是，我當然希望他幸福。

I think this all started a long time ago, back when I was still just a kid.

我想這一切都始於很久以前，那時我還是個孩子。

I just don't want to be left alone, you see?

我只是不想一個人待著，你明白嗎？

你沒資格評判我 克里斯-莫里斯

I think I just realized that all this is coming from my fear of abandonment.

我想我剛剛意識到，這一切都是因為我害怕被拋棄。

I'm projecting my anxieties onto my brother and forgetting to actually live my own life.

我把自己的焦慮投射到弟弟身上，卻忘了真正過自己的生活。

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第三輪》，克里斯-莫里斯 | 《口香糖》 | @cartoonnetworkuk (The Third Wheel, Chris Morris | Gumball | @cartoonnetworkuk)

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