Name: 來自亞馬遜的 CURSED BOOTLEG Wii RIP OFF - ConnerTheWaffle (CURSED BOOTLEG Wii RIP OFF From Amazon - ConnerTheWaffle)
Uploaded: 2024-10-21T01:59:31.000Z
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I mean, like, I liked it, and you probably did too.

我是說，我喜歡它，你可能也喜歡。

Alright, you don't just do that by being the Atari 5200.

好吧，你不能只靠雅達利 5200 來做到這一點。

But despite its factual success, and fans who WILL defend the Wii with their lives, MYSELF INCLUDED, the Wii STILL gets no respect!

但是，儘管 Wii 取得了事實上的成功，儘管 Wii 的粉絲們（包括我自己）會用生命捍衛 Wii，但 Wii 仍然得不到尊重！

But despite everyone making fun of the Wii, every company and their mother tried to emulate its success and charm.

儘管大家都在嘲笑 Wii，但每家公司都想模仿它的成功和魅力。

Now, while these are more famous examples of a Wii ripoff, never underestimate the power of bootleggery, because today, we're gonna check out a little console called the Lexibook Yeno TV Game Console 201 Electronic Games.

現在，雖然這些都是 Wii 仿冒品中比較有名的例子，但永遠不要低估盜版的力量，因為今天我們要檢查的是一款名為 Lexibook Yeno TV 遊戲機 201 Electronic Games 的小控制檯。

And yes, that's STILL a better idea than THIS!

沒錯，這個主意還是比這個好！

And yep, definitely getting some Wii vibes here.

沒錯，這裡肯定有 Wii 的影子。

You get two remotes with plastic buttons so thick, I GUARANTEE they hardly respond, and it's a chore to just press them down.

你得到的兩個遙控器上的塑膠按鈕太厚了，我保證它們幾乎沒有反應，而且按下去也很費勁。

Now this thing sounds really special, I mean it's 200 games in one that are all in beautiful 32-bit!

現在，這東西聽起來真的很特別，我是說它集 200 款遊戲於一身，而且都是精美的 32 位遊戲！

We got sports games, arcade games, racing games, fu- fun games?

我們有體育遊戲、街機遊戲、賽車遊戲，還有好玩的遊戲？

Are you implying that not all of these games are fun?

你是在暗示這些遊戲並不都很有趣嗎？

Now, unlike a lot of these awful bootleg consoles that come in from all around the world, the Lexibook comes from my own backyard, aka America.

現在，與許多來自世界各地的劣質盜版遊戲機不同，Lexibook 來自我的後院，也就是美國。

All of the promotional images use the same white family stock image.

所有宣傳圖片都使用相同的白色家族圖片庫。

Like the hot mom over here hardly looks invested, while the dad looks a little too into this thing.

比如這邊的辣媽看起來幾乎沒有投入，而爸爸則有點太投入了。

哦，我的天哪，這幅畫可以講述一個故事。

The mom looks like she wants to speak to my manager, this kid's name is probably something stupid like Braxton, this girl probably has two names like Alexis May, spelt funny of course, and this guy looks like he's not allowed to be within 10 feet of a school.

這個媽媽看起來想和我的經理說話，這個孩子的名字可能是像布拉克斯頓（Braxton）這樣的蠢名字，這個女孩可能有兩個名字，比如亞歷克西斯-梅（Alexis May），當然拼法很滑稽，而這個傢伙看起來不允許出現在學校 10 英尺以內的地方。

Well that's about everything involving the promotional side of the console, I guess we now have to look at some games.

關於遊戲機宣傳方面的內容就介紹到這裡，我想我們現在得看看一些遊戲了。

Oh I'm sorry, I thought I plugged in the Lexibook, not a PERSONAL COMPUTER FROM 1994.

哦，對不起，我以為我插的是 Lexibook，而不是 1994 年的個人電腦。

Who needs a stupid home screen with organized and pleasing apps, when you got folders.

有了文件夾，誰還需要一個愚蠢的主螢幕，上面排列著井井有條、賞心悅目的應用程序呢？

So we're probably not going to go through all of these games, but I'm going to try my best.

是以，我們可能無法完成所有這些比賽，但我會盡力而為。

炸彈超人，我為什麼要那麼做？

Seriously, why does this game run like garbage, there's nothing going on.

說真的，為什麼這遊戲運行起來像垃圾一樣，什麼事都沒有。

And if this is what 32-bit looks like, I'm glad we live in a world where it didn't become popular.

如果這就是 32 位的樣子，我很高興我們生活在一個 32 位沒有流行起來的世界。

When you think of the word, bootleg video games, this is what comes to mind.

說到 "盜版電子遊戲 "這個詞，你一定會想到它。

Ugly 3D models trying their best to rip off a more successful product.

醜陋的 3D 模型竭力模仿更成功的產品。

我真的是抄襲了 JonTron 的笑話。

Just like this game literally ripped off another bootleg from another bootleg console.

就像這款遊戲從另一款盜版遊戲機上剽竊了另一款盜版遊戲一樣。

You don't have to pay money if you want to play this game.

如果你想玩這個遊戲，你不需要付錢。

Just open up the YouTube player when you have no internet and bam.

沒有網絡時，只需打開 YouTube 播放器，"砰 "的一聲就搞定了。

I don't even know if you can do that anymore, to be honest.

老實說，我都不知道還能不能這樣做了。

Okay, let's move on before I get more upset-y spaghetti.

好了，在我吃到更難吃的意大利麵之前，我們繼續吧。

Okay, so what we have here is a super well-designed and well-controlling game.

好了，我們現在看到的是一款設計精良、控制良好的超級遊戲。

If you've never played a video game before.

如果你以前從未玩過電子遊戲。

It's an attempt at an arcade-style beat-em-up.

This is our main hero, the aptly named Sword of Warrior.

這就是我們的主角--"勇士之劍"。

I mean, to be fair, I've played worse arcade beat-em-ups.

我的意思是，公平地說，我玩過更糟糕的街機beat-em-up。

There was a Golden Axe remake on the PlayStation 2 that looked pretty similar to this game, and that was made by an actual company that supposedly cared about the game.

PlayStation 2 上有一款《金斧子》的重製版，看起來與這款遊戲非常相似，而且是由一家真正關心這款遊戲的公司製作的。

So I actually shouldn't be too harsh on this game.

所以，我其實不應該對這款遊戲太苛刻。

It's like a worse version of Sword of Warrior, which is saying a lot!

它就像是《勇士之劍》的劣質版，這已經說明了很多問題！

More ugly characters, unresponsive controls, and stiff gameplay.

更多醜陋的角色、反應遲鈍的操控和僵硬的遊戲。

This guy's a pretty terrible ninja, I gotta say.

我得說，這傢伙是個非常糟糕的忍者。

但作為一個寧加人，他做得還不錯。

And I'll give myself a ninja star to the back of my head so I can guarantee I never have to play this awful game again!

我會給自己的後腦勺上一顆忍者星，這樣我就能保證再也不用玩這款糟糕的遊戲了！

But this is a Wii ripoff, so I wanna play some games with motion controls!

但這是 Wii 的翻版，所以我想玩一些體感遊戲！

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