It's called Road Trip Versus.

它的名字叫 "公路旅行對決"。

Each episode we're going to pick two teams and the two teams are going to battle it out to see who's the best.

每集我們將選出兩支隊伍，兩支隊伍將一決高下，看看誰是最棒的。

This week guys we are doing the go kart challenge and you guys get to decide who did it better.

本週我們將進行卡丁車挑戰，由你們來決定誰做得更好。

The only twist is that each team has a captain, you have to listen to what the captain says and the winning captain picks a forfeit for the losing captain in the next episode of

唯一的轉折是每隊都有一名隊長，你必須聽從隊長的話，獲勝的隊長會在下一集為失敗的隊長挑選一個棄權者。

Road Trip Versus.

公路之旅與

Let's pick the names!

我們來選名字吧！

I think that was alright, we've done it.

我覺得還不錯，我們已經做到了。

And the captain for team one is...

第一隊的隊長是

Mikey!

米奇

This is captain of team two.

這是二隊隊長。

It's Brooklyn!

是布魯克林

And on Mikey's team is...

在米奇的團隊中...

It's mine.

是我的

The second person on Brooklyn's team is...

布魯克林隊的第二個人是...

No way.

不可能

It's me.

是我

Yes!

是的！

So now the spinning wheel of death is done.

現在，死亡之輪已經轉完了。

We have two teams.

我們有兩支隊伍。

We are actually split into the two teams right now, it's really weird.

實際上，我們現在抽成了兩隊，這真的很奇怪。

Those two versus us three.

他們兩個對我們三個

You have to listen to everything you say because you're the captain and you have to listen to everything he says.

你說什麼都得聽，因為你是隊長，他說什麼你都得聽。

Right, so as captain I've got a couple of ideas, I'm open to your ideas as well but

好的，作為隊長，我有幾個想法，我也願意聽取你們的意見，但

I'm going to tell you mine first.

我先說說我的。

So what we're going to do is we're going to call Jason and see if he's got any spare parts, any wheels, any engines.

所以我們要做的就是打電話給傑森 看看他是否有任何備件 任何輪子或引擎

Shoot, we shouldn't have put an engine in there.

該死，我們不該在裡面裝引擎的

I have a good contingency.

我有一個很好的應急方案。

Argos.

Argos.

And we just buy a toy car.

而我們只是買了一輛玩具車。

And then take it to Jason and get him to spray paint it.

然後拿給傑森，讓他給它噴漆。

I think we should do his idea.

我認為我們應該按照他的想法去做。

I like that idea about going to Argos although I'm a little bit disappointed that you Googled it.

我喜歡去 Argos 的想法，雖然我對你用谷歌搜索它有點失望。

I didn't Google it, I was lying for the camera.

我沒有用谷歌，我是對著鏡頭撒謊的。

I'm a liar, compulsive, they hate me.

我是個金光黨，有強迫症，他們恨我。

That's what we like on this team.

這就是我們喜歡這支球隊的原因。

Also as part of our management skills we should definitely, definitely have a name, a team name.

此外，作為我們管理技能的一部分，我們一定要有一個名字，一個團隊的名字。

I agree, camaraderie's good.

我同意，友情是好東西。

Camaraderie's good.

友情很好

Camaraderie.

友情。

One, two, three.

一、二、三

Camaraderie!

友情！

Ow!

噢

Hello Andy.

你好，安迪。

So I've brought you in today as I am the team captain as you know.

所以我今天帶你來，因為你知道我是隊長。

How do you feel about that?

你對此有何感想？

What ideas do you have?

你有什麼想法？

Do you have any ideas?

你有什麼想法嗎？

I have a...

我有一個...

Oh no, no, sorry, sorry.

哦，不，不，對不起，對不起。

Did you want to...

你想...

That was a rhetorical question.

這是一個反問句。

I wasn't actually wanting an answer from you.

其實我並不是想要你的答案。

Go on.

繼續。

Stop interrupting me, what are you doing?

別打斷我，你在幹什麼？

I heard you speak about fluffy pillows yesterday, but I thought we could add on that.

我昨天聽你說到了蓬鬆的枕頭，但我覺得我們可以再補充一下。

So, fluffy pillows, with the seats, because obviously no one had a hurt bum.

所以，鬆軟的枕頭和座椅一起，因為顯然沒有人的屁股受傷。

Yeah, smart.

是啊，聰明。

I definitely think we need a duvet of some sort.

我覺得我們肯定需要一條羽絨被。

Get a bobsleigh.

買個雪橇

Okay.

好的

Go to Asda or other supermarkets around here, get a bobsleigh.

去阿斯達超市或附近的其他超市買個雪橇。

Get a blow-up mattress, put the mattress and sellotape it to the sleigh, then make a bed on top of the mattress and just go down as if you're in bed.

買一個吹塑床墊，把床墊貼在雪橇上，然後在床墊上鋪一張床，就像躺在床上一樣躺下。

Yeah, we've thought about this, but do we need wheels for it to go down on the grass?

是的，我們考慮過這個問題，但我們是否需要輪子讓它在草地上行走？

Nah, it's a sleigh.

不，是雪橇

Work around a sleigh, and we try and win the audience over by just making it look cool.

圍繞著雪橇工作，我們試圖通過讓它看起來很酷來贏得觀眾。

Because realistically, the other team are going to have some cool ideas.

因為現實中，其他團隊會有一些很酷的想法。

Yeah, that's the other one.

是的，那是另一個。

Yeah, blah, blah, blah, we're going to take this serious, whereas we're just the fun ones.

是啊，等等等等，我們要認真對待，而我們只是好玩的人。

Our team name, the No Stoppers.

我們的隊名是 "不停歇"。

The No Stopperers.

無阻擋者

I have no choice but to agree.

我別無選擇，只能同意。

Argos is the first destination, then we've got to go to B&Q, just see what we can bring and make it better at all.

Argos 是第一個目的地，然後我們要去 B&Q，看看我們能帶來什麼，讓它變得更好。

Toy cars, custom service, no.

玩具車，定製服務，不行。

£250.

£250.

Oh, that's £5 over.

哦，5 英鎊結束了。

That's so annoying.

真煩人

Oh, shut up.

哦，閉嘴。

Segway?

賽格威？

It's not over budget.

沒有超出預算。

We've got a fail-safe.

我們有一個故障保護裝置。

We have.

我們有

No way we're getting that.

不可能

We're going to go to B&Q if we can't find anything in here.

如果這裡什麼都找不到，我們就去百安居。

Wait, why not that?

等等，為什麼不是那個？

I think that's a good bet.

我想這是一個很好的賭注。

£211.

£211.

That's our fail-safe, we'll come back to that.

這就是我們的萬全之策，我們回頭再談。

Wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等。

We can't find anything else.

我們找不到其他東西了。

They're still B&Q, B&Q's just over there.

他們還是百安居，百安居只是在那邊。

They don't sell toy cars.

他們不賣玩具車。

I have to admit, I don't think it's going to work, so I'm going to put my foot down.

我必須承認，我認為這行不通，所以我要把腳放下來。

Well, I'm going to keep that page open anyway.

好吧，無論如何我都要繼續打開那一頁。

Oh, hello.

哦，你好

Shut up.

閉嘴

£30.

£30.

That was a remote.

那是一個遙控器。

Is it a remote?

是遙控器嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, that's so annoying.

哦，真煩人。

What have you clicked?

你點擊了什麼？

Sorry.

對不起。

That was all good for everyone, wasn't it?

這對大家都有好處，不是嗎？

Maximum loser weight.

最大輸家重量。

20kg.

20 千克。

Exactly.

沒錯。

This is the one.

就是這個

She's met five of them.

她見過其中五個人。

Two of them.

其中兩個。

Are we getting two?

我們有兩個人嗎？

Yeah, we're strapping them all together.

是的，我們要把它們綁在一起。

Everyone a favourite of two?

每個人都喜歡兩個人？

Yeah.

是啊

You are a favourite of two.

你是兩個人的最愛。

You're the crafter.

你是工藝師

Hi.

你好。

Hi.

你好。

Sit on the box.

坐在盒子上

Sit on the box.

坐在盒子上

So, let's see what it's all about.

那麼，就讓我們來看看它到底是怎麼回事吧。

Yeah.

是啊

Come on, let's go.

來吧，我們走

I'm getting involved.

我要參與其中。

Sorry.

對不起。

It's okay.

沒關係。

What is that?

那是什麼？

Oh, it's £300.

哦，是 300 英鎊。

Pool table.

檯球桌

We should sit on the pool table.

我們應該坐在臺球桌上

Get a pool table, put some wheels on it and just lie on it.

買張檯球桌，裝上輪子，躺在上面就可以了。

Bike stabilisers.

自行車穩定器

We buy a sleigh.

我們買了一輛雪橇。

Yeah.

是啊

And we buy a boffet.

我們還買了一個小玩意兒。

Yeah.

是啊

And you just lie on the sleigh, playing boffet on the way down.

你就躺在雪橇上，一路玩著雪橇遊戲。

It's not a bad idea.

這主意不錯。

It's not bad to be fair.

公平地說，還不錯。

There.

在那兒

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We don't stop trying to entertain, ow.

我們不會停止娛樂的努力。

Oh, you're all right?

哦，你沒事吧？

No.

不

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Wave.

波浪

Oh, that?

哦，那個？

Wait, we have just found...

等等，我們剛剛發現...

A baby's trolley is kind of genius.

嬰兒推車真是個天才。

Who would go in it?

誰會進去？

Well, I think we all have to have a go in it.

嗯，我想我們都得試試。

We buy £20 worth of weight to weight it down so that we don't just fall out straight away.

我們買了價值 20 英鎊的砝碼來減輕重量，這樣就不會直接掉下去了。

King.

國王

A duvet on it, so if it goes too fast, it kind of just...

上面有羽絨被，如果速度太快，它就會...

Yeah.

是啊

Potion.

藥水

Potion.

藥水

Potion.

藥水

Potion.

藥水

Potion.

藥水

Potion.

藥水

Potion.

藥水

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Cheers.

乾杯

That's what we needed.

這正是我們所需要的。

Trade.

貿易。

You're all right, mate.

你沒事的，夥計。

We ain't going to fit in this.

我們不適合這裡。

Oh, we're going to sit right...

哦，我們要坐在右邊...

That's definitely going to snap.

那肯定會斷掉。

I was thinking we could get a shower cap as well, because babies have those little white shower caps on their head to keep...

我在想，我們還可以買一頂浴帽，因為嬰兒頭上戴著白色的小浴帽，可以保持...

Oh, be careful.

哦，小心點。

We aren't going to be paying out for that instead of the baby stuff.

我們可不想花錢去買嬰兒用品。

I don't know what size I am.

我不知道自己是什麼尺寸。

That's £12.

一共是 12 英鎊。

Oh, maybe not.

哦，也許不是。

We haven't got enough of that.

我們在這方面做得還不夠。

Will these be big enough?

這些夠大嗎？

5 to 9 kilogrammes.

5 至 9 公斤。

I feel like mine and you are a lot heavier than you are.

我覺得我和你的體重都比你重得多。

At this point, we have nothing to lose.

在這一點上，我們沒有什麼可失去的。

I can't fit a hand.

我一隻手都伸不進去。

A hand.

一隻手

The sides.

側面

The sides down here.

這裡的兩側

Realistically, we're going to get really badly hurt in this.

實事求是地說，我們在這件事上會受到非常嚴重的傷害。

We don't want to break our tailbone.

我們可不想弄斷尾骨。

Well, there's only three, so as captain, I assume you're going to take two, aren't you?

好吧，只有三個人，作為隊長，我想你會帶兩個，是嗎？

No, we ain't going to be having the same time, are we?

不，我們的時間不一樣，不是嗎？

I'm not wearing a nappy after you.

在你之後，我就不穿尿布了。

You can wear the outer skirt one.

你可以穿外裙那件。

Get these, and then we'll go back to Hogwarts and get some duvets.

拿上這些，然後我們回霍格沃茨去買羽絨被。

So, we're now off to B&Q.

所以，我們現在要去百安居。

We're going to come back in a bit.

我們馬上就回來。

We're going to come back in a bit.

我們馬上就回來。

We're going to come back in a bit.

我們馬上就回來。

We're going to come back in a bit.

我們馬上就回來。

There's the duct tape.

還有膠帶

There's the duct tape!

還有膠帶

No way!

不可能

Do that.

就這麼做

Alright, let's get out.

好了，我們走吧

You should do it.

你應該這樣做。

No.

不

I'm tempted.

我心動了

Go go go go!

去吧，去吧，去吧！

Go go go go go go!

快走快走快走

Wow, it smells so bad!

哇，真難聞！

I've got it.

我知道了

Go on, Jack.

繼續 傑克

Go on, Jack.

繼續 傑克

Go on Jack.

去吧，傑克

Go Jack.

傑克加油

Go Jack, you've got it.

加油，傑克，你行的

Go Jack.

傑克加油

Go Jack!

傑克加油

No, you!

不，是你

Oh!

哦！

Get underneath of it now.

現在就去下面。

Go.

去吧

Quick.

快。

Yes.

是的。

What do we do now?

我們現在該怎麼辦？

Those are my glasses.

那是我的眼鏡。

They are his glasses, to be fair.

說白了，那是他的眼鏡。

Woo-hoo!

嗚呼！

No!

不

No, that's enough now.

不，現在夠了。

Okay, so due to the fact that...

好吧，由於...

Wait, start again.

等等，重新開始。

Sorry.

對不起。

Okay, so due to the fact that they're going to have to go down in that, all of us have a strong suspicion that that's going to break, so they're going to go down first as a tester.

好吧，由於他們必須下去，我們所有人都強烈懷疑那會出錯，所以他們作為測試人員要先下去。

If it breaks, then we're going to split ours into two and they're going to have one of ours.

如果它壞了，我們就把我們的抽成兩份，他們就拿我們的一份。

Instead of going down just a hill, there's also a river if you find a cross.

如果找到十字路口，就能看到一條河，而不只是下山。

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

I didn't see that.

我沒看到。

You can see that the losing team...

你可以看到，輸球的球隊...

Hello.

你好

The losing team is the team that goes into the river first.

先入河的隊伍即為失敗的隊伍。

That's game one.

這是第一場比賽。

Well, they vote who wins and loses.

他們投票決定誰輸誰贏。

You also vote who wins and loses, so...

您還可以投票決定誰贏誰輸，所以...

Right, mate.

好吧，夥計。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Let's go for it, can't we?

讓我們開始吧，不是嗎？

What's our motto?

我們的座右銘是什麼？

Non-stoppers!

不停歇

Hope we don't stop.