Hey dad.

嘿，爸爸

Mom, we need to talk.

媽媽，我們得談談

Oh my god, is this another intervention?

天哪，這又是一次干預嗎？

Dad, I'm 90 days clean, I swear.

爸爸，我已經戒毒90天了，我發誓。

I took an Advil PM last night, but I took that as directed.

昨晚我吃了一片 Advil PM，但我是按說明書吃的。

This is not an intervention.

這不是干預。

But you may want to make sure your sponsor's available because this will kick you in the balls.

但你可能要確保你的贊助商有空，因為這會踢你的蛋蛋。

You're gay?

你是同志？

Uncle Robert's gay?

羅伯特叔叔是同志？

I mean, you've always had a big personality, but I never thought that...

我是說，你一直都很有個性，但我從沒想過...

You and Uncle Robert.

你和羅伯特叔叔

I don't see it.

我沒看到。

Oh god, now I see it.

天哪，現在我明白了。

Mom, I can't stop seeing it.

媽媽，我看得目不轉睛。

I'm sorry, why don't we have a therapist here?

對不起，這裡怎麼沒有治療師？

There was one here when the dog died.

狗死的時候，這裡就有一隻。

Oh wait, there's more.

哦，等等，還有更多。

Tell them.

告訴他們

Haven't we had enough news for one day?

今天的新聞還不夠多嗎？

They're getting married because they want to make the most of their remaining years.

他們之所以結婚，是因為他們想充分利用自己的餘生。

But that's okay.

不過沒關係。

I mean, I've always dreamed that I would spend my life with you.

我是說，我一直夢想著能和你共度一生。

If anyone can deal with this, mom, it is you.

如果有人能處理好這個問題，媽媽，那就是你了。

You're always talking about a door closing, or a window closing, or opening something.

你總是在說門關上了，窗戶關上了，或者什麼東西打開了。

The point is, you would say that the journey starts in the unknown and there are butterflies that come from cocoons.

問題的關鍵是，你會說，旅程始於未知，有的蝴蝶是破繭而出的。

Oh, that's just shit you say.

哦，你說的都是屁話。

Mom, three months ago his life was a total mess.

媽媽，三個月前，他的生活一團糟。

No shit?

沒有狗屎？

What professor scores coke off a student?

哪個教授從學生身上搜出可卡因？

And not even the one he was sleeping with.

甚至不是和他上床的那個。

Right, I was as low as you could get.

是啊，我當時已經低到不能再低了。

But look at me now.

但看看現在的我。

Yes, look at him.

是的，看看他。

God damn it, he's a substitute teacher.

該死的，他是個代課老師。

But I'm okay because of you.

但因為有你，我沒事。

Coyote, noob.

土狼，新手。

I have got to get out of here.

我必須離開這裡。

What the fuck, dude?

搞什麼，老兄？