Evening, hot chocolate.

晚上，熱巧克力。

Max, we got big trouble from little China.

麥克斯，小中國給我們帶來了大麻煩。

Hi, Max.

嗨，馬克斯

Big trouble? There's nothing big about him.

大麻煩？他沒什麼大問題

He looks like I won him in a bear claw machine.

他看起來就像我用熊爪機贏來的。

Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to hear come out of Han's mouth?

麥克斯，你最不想聽到從漢嘴裡說出的一句話是什麼？

I got you pregnant.

我讓你懷孕了

Come on, bad, bad.

來吧，壞，壞。

I got you pregnant again.

我又讓你懷孕了

I'm putting in karaoke.

我要唱卡拉 OK

No! No!

不要！

Han, those guys better be up there because we're officially putting ass crack on the menu.

漢，那些傢伙最好在上面，因為我們正式把 "屁股裂縫 "列入菜單。

I am adding a TV to bring in more customers.

我正在增加一臺電視機，以吸引更多顧客。

We can have theme nights, ultimate fighting night, real desperate housewives of Bravo City night, and best of all, karaoke night.

我們可以舉辦主題之夜、終極格鬥之夜、布拉沃城絕望主婦之夜，還有最棒的卡拉 OK 之夜。

You can't give hipsters a microphone.

你不能給潮人麥克風。

That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire.

這無異於在自命不凡的火上澆油。

Hipsters like karaoke.

潮人喜歡卡拉 OK

Replace the word like with the word Hitler, and you've got the three worst things in history.

把 "喜歡 "一詞換成 "希特勒"，你就會得到歷史上最糟糕的三件事。

Max, I hear what you say, but everybody else say, hey, where my single ladies?

麥克斯，我聽你的，但其他人都說，嘿，我的單身女士們呢？

Okay, next person is gonna sing Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, who is pretty now, but used to have very horrible acne.

好了，下一個人要唱的是凱蒂-佩裡的《少年夢》，她現在很漂亮，但以前長過很難看的青春痘。

This is the third Teenage Dream in 45 minutes.

這是 45 分鐘內的第三個 "少年夢"。

Why don't I just close my nuts in the cashier's drawer?

我為什麼不把堅果放在收銀臺的抽屜裡？

Come on up now, a girl named Stacy.

上來吧，一個叫斯泰西的女孩。

I got this.

我得到了這個。

Look, I don't know you, but I like you, and I respect both hair choices.

聽著，我不認識你，但我喜歡你，我尊重你的髮型選擇。

I hate karaoke.

我討厭卡拉 OK。

I can't afford to have any more hate in my head.

我的腦子裡再也裝不下仇恨了。

My hate is at capacity.

我的憎恨已經到了極限。

Sit this one out, I'll comp your cobbler.

坐著吧，我幫你做餡餅。

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

I saved Earl's nuts.

我救了厄爾的蛋蛋

Pick up, hot food, pick up.

取貨、熱食、取貨。

Calm your bells down, Oleg, not my stations.

奧列格，別敲了，別敲我的臺。

Where's Caroline?

卡羅琳在哪裡？

Would it make you jealous if I said she was back here with me?

如果我說她和我一起回來了，你會嫉妒嗎？

Jealous? No.

嫉妒？沒有

Pissed, probably, because we're busy, and it would take me all that time to get the duct tape off her mouth and hands.

可能是生氣了，因為我們很忙，而我要花那麼多時間才能把她嘴上和手上的膠帶撕下來。

What are you doing in here, Snow White?

你在這裡做什麼，白雪公主？

If you're looking for one of your dwarves, he's out there holding the mic.

如果你在找你的小矮人，他就在外面拿著麥克風。

Look, my bite is off. See, I did the bite test.

你看，我的咬合不正。看，我做了咬合測試

The number seven incisor is crossing over number nine.

七號門牙越過九號門牙。

Hold up. You know the names of your teeth?

等一下你知道你牙齒的名字嗎？

Don't you?

不是嗎？

I don't even know the name of my father.

我甚至不知道我父親的名字。

Ow, I just bit my tongue.

嗷，我剛咬到舌頭了。

Oh, number 12 just joined the party.

哦，12 號剛剛加入了派對。

I'd stop doing that right now.

我現在就不幹了。