About that time.

大概就是那個時候。

Let me get the pooper scooper.

我去拿便壺

All right.

好的

Let's do this.

我們開始吧

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Let me ask you something.

讓我問你一件事。

How is it that you, a horse, and Caroline are both living with me and you're less of a problem for me?

你、一匹馬和卡羅琳都和我住在一起，怎麼就不那麼麻煩了呢？

I mean, you tell me you've known her longer.

我是說，你告訴我你認識她的時間更長。

She picks a fight with a tatted-out white chick from the Bronx.

她和一個來自布朗克斯的紋身白人小妞打了一架。

What is up with that?

這是怎麼回事？

I don't know, man. I'm just used to it.

我不知道 夥計我只是習慣了

How did you sound like if you talked?

你說話的語氣如何？

I agree with you, by the way.

順便說一句，我同意你的觀點。

Everything you say is right, Max.

你說的都對，麥克斯

Thank you, chestnut.

謝謝你，栗子。

You should kill her.

你應該殺了她

Chestnut, I can't do that.

栗子 我不能這麼做

It'd be easy.

這很容易

We could kill her and eat her.

我們可以把她殺了吃掉

Chestnut!

栗子

All right, buddy. Here's your spot.

好了 夥計這是你的位置

Come on, do your business.

來吧，做你的事。

Come on, chest.

來吧，胸膛。

Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

噓，噓，噓，噓，噓。

Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Come on.

噓，噓，噓，噓，噓。來吧

Come on. Come on, chestnut.

來吧來吧，栗子

I got a lot of crap to do today.

我今天有很多事情要做。

And so do you.

你也一樣。

Geez, don't be shy, buddy.

天哪，別害羞，夥計。

Oh, no, don't.

哦，不，不要。

I hope you're happy.

我希望你快樂。

I look like a Cambodian stripper.

我看起來像高棉脫衣舞娘。

Um, they prefer to be called ping-pong ball artists.

嗯，他們更喜歡被稱為乒乓球藝術家。

These cost $70.43.

這些費用為 70.43 美元。

She forced me to get tips, and then tip her for the tips.

她強迫我拿小費，然後再給她小費。

See, it all because you never showed up.

你看，這都是因為你從未出現過。

I didn't get the two-for-one discount because I was waiting alone for you.

我沒有享受到 "二選一 "的優惠，因為我一個人在等你。

Max, I have really tried to be girlfriends with you, but you obviously have some issues.

麥克斯，我真的很想和你做閨蜜，但你顯然有些問題。

Follow me to the walk-in.

請跟我來。

Good. Let's get it out.

很好把它拿出來吧

Here.

給你

I thought we were gonna talk.

我以為我們會談談

No, we just didn't have any chocolate cream in the case.

不，我們只是箱子裡沒有巧克力奶油。

Why didn't you show up?

你為什麼沒來？

You told me you were gonna be there.

你告訴過我你會去的

I had a lot of crap to do.

我有很多事情要做。

Well, you gave me the impression you were going.

你給我的印象是你要走了

I gave you the impression? I don't do impressions.

我給你的印象？我不給人印象

Boy, that's not true. I do one with my mom.

孩子，這不是真的。我和我媽媽一起做

But to do that, I need a Christmas tree, a gallon of vodka, and a lit cigarette.

但要做到這一點，我需要一棵聖誕樹、一加侖伏特加和一支點燃的香菸。

So, are we gonna be girlfriends or not?

那我們到底做不做女朋友？

Look, I'm gonna give this to you straight up.

我就直說了吧

I am never gonna be the type of girlfriend you're used to.

我永遠不會是你習慣的那種女朋友。

I am not your grr or your girl.

我不是你的 Grr，也不是你的女孩。