Who?

誰？

That blonde girl?

那個金髮女孩？

She doesn't know what she's talking about.

她不知道自己在說什麼。

She went to Wharton and Switzerland.

她曾就讀於沃頓商學院和瑞士大學。

Yo, yo, look at that.

喲，喲，瞧瞧。

That girl is working harder than Stephen Hawking trying to put in a pair of cuff links.

那個女孩比霍金裝袖釦還費勁。

Here, let me help you with that.

來，我來幫你。

I don't need any help.

我不需要任何幫助。

Everyone needs help sometimes.

每個人都有需要幫助的時候。

This isn't what I ordered.

我點的不是這個。

This is Caroline.

這是卡羅琳。

She may have gotten your order wrong, but she does get some things right.

她可能弄錯了你的訂單，但她確實做對了一些事情。

Thank you.

謝謝。

No, thank you.

不用了，謝謝。

What'd you see in that guy, anyway?

你到底看上他哪點了？

He had these muscle thingies.

他有這些肌肉。

Oh, those things?

哦，那些東西？

Yeah, I don't know what those are called, but they make smart girls stupid. Max, I thought your tight ass wasn't coming in tonight and my heart broke in half.

是啊，我不知道那叫什麼 但它們會讓聰明的女孩變得愚蠢麥克斯，我以為你今晚不來了 我的心都碎成兩半了

You know what, Oleg?

你知道嗎，奧列格？

I needed that.

我需要它。

So, um, I need a roommate if you want to crash.

所以，嗯，我需要一個室友 如果你想崩潰。

Not going to lie, the subway's cleaner than your couch.

不瞞你說，地鐵比你的沙發還乾淨。

Well, I just felt myself starting to like you.

我覺得我開始喜歡你了

Really?

真的嗎？

Because I really feel like we could do that one last time.

因為我真的覺得我們可以再做最後一次。

Come on.

來吧

Tomorrow we can go into the city and get the rest of your stuff.

明天我們可以進城去拿你剩下的東西。

Everything's locked up.

所有東西都鎖起來了

Well, you have nothing that you care about that we can get?

那麼，你有沒有什麼你關心的東西是我們能得到的？

Well, there is one thing.

嗯，有一件事。

The weirdest thing is that nobody stopped us.

最奇怪的是，沒有人阻止我們。

I'm going to save a fortune keeping him here instead of in the stables.

把它留在這裡而不是馬廄裡，我可以省下一大筆錢。

When did you put this whole horse in my yard thing together?

你是什麼時候把馬放在我院子裡的？

I can't help it.

我也沒辦法。

I see an opportunity and I make it happen, like with your cupcakes.

我看到了機會，就會把它變成現實，比如你的紙杯蛋糕。

Like what with my cupcakes? Ready to open a bake shop, all we need is $250,000 startup money for the real estate and the basic equipment.

比如我的紙杯蛋糕？準備開一家烘焙店，我們只需要 25 萬美元的啟動資金，用於購置房產和基本設備。

Yeah, oh, $250,000, that's all?

是啊，25萬美元，就這麼多？

Yeah, did freaking Chestnut here kick you in the head while I was in Starbucks?

是啊 我在星巴克的時候 你是不是被這該死的栗子踢到頭了?

Hear me out.

聽我說完。

If we both work two jobs and made $2,000 a week, we could open a cupcake business in a little over a year.

如果我們倆都打兩份工，每週掙 2000 美元，一年多一點的時間就能開一家紙杯蛋糕店。

In the past two days, we've made $387.

過去兩天，我們賺了 387 美元。

And that's a good start.

這是一個良好的開端。

We can make extra money at other jobs, like publicists, advertising executives, janitors, drug mules.

我們可以做其他工作賺外快，比如公關、廣告主管、清潔工、藥販子。

We really need to work on your self-esteem.

我們真的需要培養你的自尊心。

So.

那麼