Come in.

請進

Hello.

你好

Ah, Dr. Cooper. Have a seat.

庫珀博士請坐

Thank you.

謝謝。

I called you in today because your assistant, Alex Jensen, has lodged a complaint against you.

我今天叫你來 是因為你的助理亞歷克斯・詹森 對你提出了投訴

So I've been told. But I can't understand what she has to complain about. I mean, she has a front-row seat as I make scientific history. But there's string cheese in my mini-fridge, and that's for anyone.

有人是這麼告訴我的。但我不明白她有什麼可抱怨的。我是說，我創造科學史的時候 她可是坐在前排的但我的小冰箱裡有奶酪串 那是給任何人吃的

And just yesterday, I led her away from a life of sexual promiscuity by making her look at pictures of disease-ridden genitalia.

就在昨天，我還讓她看了帶病的生殖器圖片，從而讓她遠離了性濫交的生活。

Cancel my next appointment. This is going to take a while.

取消我的下一個預約。這得花上一段時間。

Dr. Cooper, you said things to your employee that you just cannot say in the workplace.

庫珀博士，你對你的員工說了一些在工作場所不能說的話。

Like what?

比如說？

Well, according to Ms. Jensen, you said that she was a slave to her biological urges and called her an egg salad sandwich.

詹森女士說，你說她是生理衝動的奴隸，還說她是雞蛋沙拉三明治。

I don't even know what that means, but I'm going to go ahead and tell you, you can't say it.

我甚至不知道那是什麼意思，但我還是要告訴你，你不能說出來。

Oh, I see the confusion here. No, no. Alex thought I was singling her out. No. I meant that all women are slaves to their biological urges, you know? Even you.

哦，我明白你的困惑了。不，不艾麗克絲以為我把她單獨挑出來了不，我是說所有女人都是生理衝動的奴隸，你知道嗎？即使是你

You're a slave.

你是個奴隸

I'm a what?

我是什麼？

I'm just saying, you know, at a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle...

我只是說，你知道，在女人月經週期的某一點上...

You can't talk about that either, Dr. Cooper. Your language is entirely inappropriate, and

你也不能說這個 Cooper博士你的用詞完全不恰當，而且

I'm going to advise that you shut your mouth right now.

我建議你現在就閉嘴。

I don't see why I'm the one being persecuted here. Dr. Hofstadter, he was bragging about his sexual desirability to anyone who would listen. And Howard Wolowitz, he spent two years using university resources building a six-breasted sex robot. And at the office

我不明白為什麼我是那個被迫害的人 I don't see why I'm the one being persecuted here.霍夫斯塔德博士 他向任何願意聽他說話的人 吹噓他的性慾旺盛還有霍華德・沃羅威茨 他花了兩年時間利用大學資源 And Howard Wolowitz, he spent two years using university resources 製造了一個六胸性愛機器人 building a six -breasted sex robot.在辦公室裡

Christmas party, I heard Rajesh Koothrappali refer to you several times as brown sugar.

聖誕晚會上，我聽到拉傑什-庫薩帕裡好幾次把你稱為紅糖。

Hofstadter, Wolowitz, and the last one was Rajesh Koothrappali?

霍夫斯塔德、沃洛維茨，最後一位是拉傑什-庫薩帕裡？

Yes. No, but in his defense, that wasn't racist. He's also brown.

是的不，但他辯解說，那不是種族歧視。他也是棕色人種。