I make all this stuff work through him.

我通過他讓所有這些東西發揮作用。

I work real good.

我的工作非常出色。

My title is I am the head of receiving.

我的頭銜是接待處主任。

Receive what?

接收什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

You know, I do what I can.

你知道，我盡我所能。

Nobody ever speaks to me.

沒人跟我說話

I don't even think they know I speak English.

我甚至覺得他們不知道我會說英語。

They can't get by without me.

沒有我，他們過不下去。

Who wasn't talking to you?

誰沒跟你說話？

I'm the head of IT.

我是 IT 部門的主管。

They just brought in some new girl and she's a slacker.

他們剛招了個新來的女孩，她是個懶鬼。

She doesn't even do half of the stuff she's supposed to do and, you know, am I supposed to look at you or the camera?

她連一半該做的事都沒做，你知道，我是該看你還是看鏡頭？

I'm new at this.

我是新手。

I don't know if, uh ...

我不知道，呃......

Well, she works in the office with me and I actually sit right behind her.

她和我一起在辦公室工作，實際上我就坐在她後面。

So, uh, sometimes I just watch what she's writing and copy what she's writing and write it down on my own post-it notes because I don't have anything better to do.

所以，呃，有時候我就看著她寫的東西，然後把她寫的東西抄下來，寫在我自己的便利貼上，因為我沒有更好的事情可做。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

She is.

她就是

She's that one that sits on the other side of my plant.

她就是坐在我植物另一邊的那個。

How about the sweater crow?

毛衣烏鴉怎麼樣？

Part scare crow, part sweater, all blonde, her.

一部分是嚇人的烏鴉，一部分是毛衣，都是金髮碧眼的她。

Can't remember her real name.

不記得她的真名了。

But she uses a lot of, uh, company time doing inappropriate things on the internet.

但她利用公司的大量時間在網上做一些不恰當的事情。

Somebody did get fired for internet usage before.

以前確實有人因為使用網絡而被解僱過。

Like, I think the person before her, like, got fired because they were online all the time.

我覺得在她之前的那個人，就因為一直在線而被解僱了。

What's up with her?

她怎麼了？

Why did she get in trouble for doing it?

為什麼她這樣做會惹上麻煩？

Because she sits next to the boss's son and he likes her.

因為她坐在老闆兒子旁邊，而老闆兒子喜歡她。

Oh, that's right.

哦，對了。

Cat videos.

貓咪視頻

Lots of cat videos.

大量貓咪視頻

Every once in a while puppies to mix it up.

每隔一段時間，小狗們就會混在一起。

Wild girl over there.

那邊的野丫頭

Cat videos.

貓咪視頻

I run the place.

我管理這個地方。

I can choose to make her or break her, which I may or may not have left my phone number on her desk.

我可以選擇成全她，也可以選擇毀掉她，我可能在她桌上留下了我的電話號碼，也可能沒有。

I'm always in the mail room.

我總是在收發室。

I've got to do something else.

我得乾點別的。

So I ride the elevator.

所以我就坐電梯。

Confiscated this from her.

從她那裡沒收了這個。

Third time this week.

本週第三次。

Paperclip chains.

回形針鏈

This is a particular irritant because people have to use these.

這是一個特別令人惱火的問題，因為人們不得不使用這些東西。

Having to unclog every one of them takes up company time.

疏通每一個管道都會佔用公司的時間。

This does not take an IT degree.

這並不需要信息技術學位。

You can't even play cat's cradle with this stuff if you cut yourself.

如果割傷了自己，你甚至不能用這東西玩貓搖籃遊戲。

So, like, we've kind of heard her talking about, like, this guy, but, I don't know, he never calls.

我們聽她說起過這個人 但他從不打電話來

The guy that she talks about all the time, who we don't know who he is.

她經常提起的那個人，我們不知道他是誰。

I mean, so.

我是說

We've never seen him, so, I don't know.

我們從沒見過他，所以我也不知道。

I don't think he exists, actually.

事實上，我覺得他並不存在。

The boyfriend.

男朋友

I hear she has a boyfriend, but, I mean, I'm used to that.

我聽說她有男朋友，不過，我是說，我已經習慣了。

So, girls I go after usually already have boyfriends, generally.

所以，我追求的女孩一般都已經有男朋友了。

Have they been pictured together?

他們被拍到在一起了嗎？

It's hard to say.

這很難說。

She's got a boyfriend?

她有男朋友了？

That's what I hear.

這就是我聽到的。

Who?

誰？

Somebody here?

這裡有人嗎？

Jinja?

金賈？

Nobody's ever seen him.

沒人見過他

They call me Jinja, too, and I take karate.

他們也叫我金子，我還學了空手道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I haven't ever seen her with anybody.

我從沒見過她和別人在一起。

She always seems like a loner to me.

在我看來，她總是獨來獨往。

I don't really know.

我真的不知道。

I'm the Jinja Ninja.

我是 "忍者"。

Surprise, a little office trivia there.

給你個驚喜，辦公室小趣聞。

Not a lot of people know it, but it's on the bulletin board.

雖然知道的人不多，但佈告欄上都有。

I give lessons.

我給人上課。

They said he looked kind of sketchy.

他們說他看起來有點可疑。

It could be, like, drugs or something.

可能是毒品什麼的

I don't know.

我不知道。

Drugs?

毒品？

You know, I'm not spitballing or anything like that, but I heard he's been cheating on her a little bit.

你知道，我不是在瞎說什麼 但我聽說他對她有點不忠

What I heard, and this is just hearsay, but I heard that he's in jail right now.

我聽說，這只是道聽途說，但我聽說他現在在監獄裡。

His gang brothers betrayed him or something like that.

他的幫派兄弟背叛了他，還是類似的原因。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I could be in a gang.

我可能加入了一個幫派。

I thought about it a few times, but, you know, just not right now.

我想過幾次，但是，你知道，現在不行。

I think he's a figment.

我覺得他是個虛構的人

I think he's a figment.

我覺得他是個虛構的人

We don't use that word.

我們不用這個詞。

We need to find out.

我們需要查明真相。

Yeah.

是啊

We need to investigate.

我們需要調查。

Yeah.

是啊

You know, maybe on our break we can do that.

你知道，也許我們休息的時候可以這樣做。

This is our break.

這是我們的休息時間。

Oh.

哦。

Can we go?

我們可以走了嗎？

Well, most people don't know this, but he's in the service, serving in Afghanistan.

大多數人都不知道，但他是軍人，在阿富汗服役。

Yeah.

是啊

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

She thinks about him all the time.

她無時無刻不在想著他。

And no, I don't know kung fu.

不，我不會功夫。