Name: 還記得泰勒-斯威夫特模仿《辦公室》的情景嗎？ (Remember When Taylor Swift Parodied 'The Office'?)
Uploaded: 2024-10-08T02:55:50.000Z
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我通過他讓所有這些東西發揮作用。

I don't even think they know I speak English.

我甚至覺得他們不知道我會說英語。

They just brought in some new girl and she's a slacker.

他們剛招了個新來的女孩，她是個懶鬼。

She doesn't even do half of the stuff she's supposed to do and, you know, am I supposed to look at you or the camera?

她連一半該做的事都沒做，你知道，我是該看你還是看鏡頭？

Well, she works in the office with me and I actually sit right behind her.

她和我一起在辦公室工作，實際上我就坐在她後面。

So, uh, sometimes I just watch what she's writing and copy what she's writing and write it down on my own post-it notes because I don't have anything better to do.

所以，呃，有時候我就看著她寫的東西，然後把她寫的東西抄下來，寫在我自己的便利貼上，因為我沒有更好的事情可做。

She's that one that sits on the other side of my plant.

她就是坐在我植物另一邊的那個。

Part scare crow, part sweater, all blonde, her.

一部分是嚇人的烏鴉，一部分是毛衣，都是金髮碧眼的她。

But she uses a lot of, uh, company time doing inappropriate things on the internet.

但她利用公司的大量時間在網上做一些不恰當的事情。

Somebody did get fired for internet usage before.

以前確實有人因為使用網絡而被解僱過。

Like, I think the person before her, like, got fired because they were online all the time.

我覺得在她之前的那個人，就因為一直在線而被解僱了。

Because she sits next to the boss's son and he likes her.

因為她坐在老闆兒子旁邊，而老闆兒子喜歡她。

Every once in a while puppies to mix it up.

每隔一段時間，小狗們就會混在一起。

I can choose to make her or break her, which I may or may not have left my phone number on her desk.

我可以選擇成全她，也可以選擇毀掉她，我可能在她桌上留下了我的電話號碼，也可能沒有。

This is a particular irritant because people have to use these.

這是一個特別令人惱火的問題，因為人們不得不使用這些東西。

Having to unclog every one of them takes up company time.

疏通每一個管道都會佔用公司的時間。

You can't even play cat's cradle with this stuff if you cut yourself.

如果割傷了自己，你甚至不能用這東西玩貓搖籃遊戲。

So, like, we've kind of heard her talking about, like, this guy, but, I don't know, he never calls.

我們聽她說起過這個人 但他從不打電話來

The guy that she talks about all the time, who we don't know who he is.

她經常提起的那個人，我們不知道他是誰。

我們從沒見過他，所以我也不知道。

I hear she has a boyfriend, but, I mean, I'm used to that.

我聽說她有男朋友，不過，我是說，我已經習慣了。

So, girls I go after usually already have boyfriends, generally.

所以，我追求的女孩一般都已經有男朋友了。

They call me Jinja, too, and I take karate.

他們也叫我金子，我還學了空手道。

Not a lot of people know it, but it's on the bulletin board.

雖然知道的人不多，但佈告欄上都有。

You know, I'm not spitballing or anything like that, but I heard he's been cheating on her a little bit.

你知道，我不是在瞎說什麼 但我聽說他對她有點不忠

What I heard, and this is just hearsay, but I heard that he's in jail right now.

我聽說，這只是道聽途說，但我聽說他現在在監獄裡。

His gang brothers betrayed him or something like that.

他的幫派兄弟背叛了他，還是類似的原因。

I thought about it a few times, but, you know, just not right now.

我想過幾次，但是，你知道，現在不行。

You know, maybe on our break we can do that.

你知道，也許我們休息的時候可以這樣做。

Well, most people don't know this, but he's in the service, serving in Afghanistan.

大多數人都不知道，但他是軍人，在阿富汗服役。

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