I'm getting drunk without paying any money!

我不花錢就能喝醉！

Oh my god, we drank so much, bro!

天啊，我們喝了好多酒，兄弟！

Yijun time!

宜君時間！

We're gonna have some nice bar time.

我們將在酒吧裡度過一段美好時光

Iris!

艾里斯

She's dancing.

她在跳舞

Hi!

你好！

Long time no see!

好久不見！

Welcome to Hong Kong!

歡迎來到香港！

Thank you!

謝謝！

How are you not tired?

你怎麼不累？

I am tired.

我累了

Where should we go?

我們該去哪裡？

The Ripple?

波紋？

Let's go!

我們走吧

Are you a few person?

你是少數人嗎？

I'm also a few person.

我也是個少數派。

We're not gonna go crazy.

我們不會發瘋的

Oh my god, we drank so much, bro!

天啊，我們喝了好多酒，兄弟！

It's like a juice.

就像果汁一樣。

Hong Kong has this like super popular night food, right?

香港的夜宵超級受歡迎，對吧？

Yeah.

是啊

We can walk around.

我們可以四處走走。

Or hopping.

或者跳一跳。

Is this $80?

這是 80 美元嗎？

This is worse than America price.

這比美國的價格還糟糕。

Outrageous.

太離譜了

We're gonna go to the next place?

我們要去下一個地方嗎？

Okay, let's do it.

好吧，我們開始吧

Huh?

啊？

Oh, shots!

哦，鏡頭！

Yes!

是的！

Oh!

哦！

Okay, okay, okay!

好吧，好吧，好吧！

Free drinks, let's go!

免費飲料，走吧

Let's go!

我們走吧

You want shots or you want...

你是想拍照還是想...

Do you want Jagerbomb?

你想要 "Jagerbomb "嗎？

Jagerbomb?

Jagerbomb?

Mom teaching me when I was a kid, don't accept anything from stranger.

媽媽從小就教育我，不要接受陌生人的任何東西。

Me right now.

現在的我

Free drinks, let's go!

免費飲料，走吧

1, 2, 3, go!

1、2、3，開始

What if they said they're gonna buy a drink, but they didn't pay?

如果他們說要去買酒，但沒有付錢呢？

They might not have paid.

他們可能沒有付錢。

Yes!

是的！

I'm gonna use one of my rings to Iris.

我要用我的一個戒指去找艾瑞絲

Iris!

艾里斯

Yeah?

是嗎？

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

你從天上掉下來的時候疼嗎？

No.

不

Because you're an angel.

因為你是天使

It fell together, okay?

它一起掉下來，好嗎？

I fell with you.

我和你一起墜落

It fell together.

它一起掉了下來。

This is my bar.

這是我的酒吧

What?

什麼？

I made it free.

我讓它免費。

Iris!

艾里斯

They said they're gonna give us free drinks.

他們說會給我們免費飲料

Ugh!

唉！

Imagine getting free drinks all night.

想象一下，整晚都有免費飲料喝。

Alright, let's go down there.

好了，我們下去吧

Okay, let's go, let's go.

好了，我們走，我們走。

Hi ladies!

嗨，女士們！

Hello!

你好

Free shots!

任意球

Free shots, yeah!

免費拍攝，是的！

Really?

真的嗎？

I'm getting drunk without paying any money!

我不花錢就能喝醉！

I wanna look like I have a cool girl vibe.

我想讓自己看起來像個酷女孩。

What do I look like?

我看起來像什麼？

Cool girl vibe.

酷女孩的氣息

Yes!

是的！

What?

什麼？

Yes!

是的！

She's like nine years younger than me.

她好像比我小九歲。

Oh my god!

我的天啊

Oh my god!

我的天啊

Maymay!

梅梅

No!

不

Not Maymay!

不是梅梅！

Not Maymay!

不是梅梅！

We look Maymay!

我們看梅梅！

What?

什麼？

Do I look cool?

我看起來酷嗎？

You look so hot, CJ!

你看起來真性感，CJ

Look at her, look at her!

看著她，看著她

I got free shots!

我得到了免費注射！

From random people next to me.

旁邊的人隨便說的。

What up?

怎麼了？

I don't know if I can drink more.

我不知道還能不能再喝。

Let's go to the next place.

讓我們去下一個地方。

CJ's street.

CJ的街道

Yeah!

是啊

You know, Pico and Suza's bake a lot, right?

你知道皮克和蘇扎經常烘焙吧？

So I was like, can I try?

所以我想，我能試試嗎？

So I stole their bake.

所以我偷了他們的烤肉。

And I tried their bake.

我還嚐了他們的烘焙。

It's so fruity and delicious.

果香四溢，美味可口。

So I was like, you know what?

所以我就想，你知道嗎？

I'm gonna buy one myself.

我自己也要買一個。

So I bought this.

所以我買了這個。

And then I promised myself that once this is done, I'm done.

然後我向自己保證，一旦完成，我就不幹了。

It's almost done.

快好了

Dude, Hong Kong nightlife is insane.

老兄，香港的夜生活太瘋狂了。

Oh dude, I drank a lot, bro.

哦，老兄，我喝了很多，兄弟。

One more, one more place.

還有一個，還有一個地方。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Usually someone's not feeling well.

通常是有人不舒服。

So when you're sleepy, you feel like the screen is on.

是以，當你昏昏欲睡時，你會覺得螢幕是開著的。

Yeah.

是啊

I cannot sleep when the screen is on.

螢幕亮著時，我無法入睡。

I just keep having nightmares that I'm gonna shower naked in front of the screen.

我總是做噩夢，夢見自己要在螢幕前赤身裸體地洗澡。

I keep having nightmares.

我一直做噩夢。

I cannot sleep.

我睡不著。

I think you get used to it.

我想你會習慣的。

Actually, I just drew one line where I actually changed my pose in front of the camera.

事實上，我只畫了一條線，在鏡頭前我真的改變了姿勢。

And it was so embarrassing.

這太令人尷尬了。

I thought it was like real.

我以為這就像真的一樣。

It was not.

事實並非如此。

This is so gross.

太噁心了

I usually invite experts to watch me, but this is like them.

我通常會邀請專家來看我，但這就像他們一樣。

I think all the beers taste better than these.

我覺得所有啤酒的味道都比這些好。

Because these have some kind of beer in it.

因為這裡面有某種啤酒。

It has like whatever is in a glass with me.

它就像和我在一個杯子裡的任何東西。

I feel like it's like 10 seconds.

我感覺只有 10 秒鐘。

You can drink this in 10 seconds?

10 秒鐘就能喝完？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Shall we try?

要不要試試？

Maybe like 15 seconds.

也許只有 15 秒鐘。

If you want to try, but you don't have to.

如果你想嘗試，但不必非得這樣做。

I got a bottle of emergency juice there.

我在那裡買了一瓶應急果汁。

You're gonna puke.

你會吐的

Don't do it.

不要這樣做。

No, no.

不，不

I don't think I'm gonna puke.

我想我不會吐的。

It's just like, just in case.

這只是為了以防萬一。

Just in case. 3, 2, 1.

以防萬一3, 2, 1.

Damn!

該死

Are you okay?

你還好嗎？

Yeah, I just got a burn.

是啊，我剛剛被燒傷了。

How much would Iris sell a used shower towel for?

艾里斯會把用過的浴巾賣多少錢？

Okay, Iris.

好的，艾瑞絲

You don't sell used towel, do you?

你不賣舊毛巾吧？

Used towel?

用過的毛巾？

Yeah.

是啊

No, I don't.

不，我沒有。

She doesn't.

她沒有。

Rumor.

傳言

Used pen.

用過的筆。

No, I'm just kidding.

不，我只是在開玩笑。

I give it up for free.

我是免費提供的。

Wait, you don't give away.

等等，你不能放棄。

No, I don't.

不，我沒有。

I know.

我知道

What is this?

這是什麼？

I'm done.

我不玩了

Wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等。

You want us to promote this place?

你想讓我們宣傳這個地方？

Promote here.

在此推廣。

This area.

這個區域

Come on, man.

來吧，夥計。

We're gonna get one more.

我們會再得到一個。

There's two people.

有兩個人

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

We can't drink two.

我們不能喝兩杯。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

You can't even finish one.

你連一個都吃不完。

Why are we getting two?

為什麼有兩個？

There's two people.

有兩個人

Oh, no.

哦，不

I can't drink beer.

我不能喝啤酒

I have a traumatic incident with beer.

我有過一次喝啤酒的經歷。

How?

怎麼做？

So, when I was in high school, I didn't know how to drink, right?

所以，當我在高中時，我不知道如何喝酒，對嗎？

So, the people that I hung out with took me to this bar.

於是，和我一起玩的人帶我去了這家酒吧。

And they were like, make soju and beer in a really deep cup.

他們就像在一個很深的杯子裡泡燒酒和啤酒。

And they never drink really deep.

而且，他們從來不會喝得很深。

Yeah, I don't know if I did.

是的，我不知道我是否做到了。

It was my first time drinking.

那是我第一次喝酒。

I drank like five or six of them.

我大概喝了五六杯。

With the big beer and soju.

有大啤酒和燒酒

And then I got completely wasted.

然後我就徹底醉了。

And I puked non-stop.

我不停地嘔吐。

Like, I puked non-stop.

比如，我不停地嘔吐。

And ever since then, I hate beer.

從那以後，我就討厭啤酒了。

Ten more drinks, not enough.

再喝十杯，還不夠

Shut the fuck up, Alex.

他媽的閉嘴，亞歷克斯。

You're one aggressive drunk.

你真是個咄咄逼人的酒鬼

I'm not aggressive.

我並不咄咄逼人。

I'm actually very affectionate drunk.

事實上，我喝醉後非常多愁善感。

Let's face it.

讓我們面對現實吧。

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Excuse me.

打擾一下

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

We're going Maidan.

我們要去邁丹

Maidan is like get your pills.

邁丹就像你的藥丸。

Oh, okay, okay.

哦，好吧，好吧。

We're going Maidan.

我們要去邁丹

I'm going Maidan.

我要去邁丹。

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

We drank so much, bro.

我們喝了很多，兄弟

Where's the kids?

孩子們呢？

Come on, guys.

來吧，夥計們。

We're straight women, okay?

我們是異性戀女性，好嗎？

Yeah, we're straight.

是的，我們是直男

Why would you think we are not?

為什麼你會認為我們不是呢？

They always, like, fantasize.

他們總是喜歡幻想。

I thought I would say, like, I would kiss.

我想我會說，比如，我會接吻。

I said I would kiss your thumb.

我說我要親你的大拇指

Can I kiss your thumb?

我能親親你的大拇指嗎？

Yeah, do it.

對，就這麼做

No way.

不可能

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

I can't kiss your thumb.

我不能親你的拇指

I'm never showering.

我從不洗澡。