Wish I'd met you before we were dead.

真希望能在我們死之前遇見你。

You know, technically, we could cross off two items.

要知道，從技術上講，我們可以劃掉兩個項目。

See the pyramids and witness something majestic.

參觀金字塔，見證雄偉壯麗。

This is about as majestic as it gets.

這就是它的雄偉之處。

Wait till you see my mountain.

等著看我的山吧

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Your mountain.

你的山

Still, this ain't half bad.

不過，這也不賴。

You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death.

要知道，古埃及人對死亡有著美好的信仰。

When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the gods asked them two questions.

當他們的靈魂到達天堂門口時，眾神問了他們兩個問題。

Their answers determined whether they were admitted or not.

他們的答案決定了他們是否被錄取。

Okay.

好的

I'll bite.

我咬。

What were they?

它們是什麼？

Have you found joy in your life?

你在生活中找到快樂了嗎？

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Answer the question.

請回答問題。

Me?

我？

Yeah, you.

對，就是你

Answer the question.

請回答問題。

Have I found joy in my life?

我在生活中找到快樂了嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

Has your life brought joy to others?

你的生活是否給他人帶來了快樂？

Oh, this type of question, I...

哦，這類問題，我...

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't think about how other people gauge.

我不去想別人是怎麼衡量我的。

Ask them.

問他們

I'm asking you.

我在問你

Fine.

很好

Fine.

很好

Let me put it to you this way.

讓我這麼跟你說吧。

After the breakup and the ensuing fleecing of the dad, Emily went to live with her mother.

分手後，艾米莉跟著母親生活。

You know, you try to stay close, but it gets down to holidays, phone calls, birthday cards, you know.

你知道，你會盡量保持親近，但到了節假日，電話、生日賀卡，你知道的，就會變得越來越少。

Anyway, Emily goes to college, joins one of her save the poor people, the animals, whatnot, meets a guy, decides she loves him.

總之，艾米麗上了大學，加入了一個拯救窮人、動物之類的組織，遇到了一個男人，並決定愛上他。

Good-looking kid, driven, smart.

好看的孩子，有幹勁，聰明。

But there was something about him, so...

但他身上有些東西，所以......

When she said they were engaged, I told her I was against it, but being my daughter, naturally.

當她說他們訂婚時，我告訴她我反對，但作為我的女兒，自然要反對。

She went ahead and married him anyway.

她還是嫁給了他。

Needless to say, I wasn't invited to the wedding.

不用說，我沒有被邀請參加婚禮。

That must have hurt.

那一定很疼

You think?

你覺得呢？

First time he hit her, she came to me.

他第一次打她時，她來找我。

I wanted to bash his brains in.

我真想敲碎他的腦袋。

She wouldn't let me.

她不讓

Said she loved him, said it wasn't his fault, he'd had a few drinks.

說她愛他，說這不是他的錯，他喝了點酒。

She was the one who picked the fight.

是她挑起的爭鬥。

Next time it happened, she didn't come to me.

下一次，她沒有來找我。

The ex told me.

前男友告訴我的。

Nice to hear her voice again.

很高興再次聽到她的聲音。

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

What any father would do.

任何父親都會這麼做

I took care of it.

我已經處理好了。

I called a guy who called a guy who handles these kinds of things.

我給一個人打了電話，他給一個處理這類事情的人打了電話。

Don't know what he said, don't know what he did.

不知道他說了什麼，也不知道他做了什麼。

But all I know is he didn't kill him, and my daughter never heard from him again.

但我只知道他沒有殺他，而我女兒再也沒有他的消息。

How did she react?

她有什麼反應？

Called me names you wouldn't believe, and worse.

他罵我，甚至罵得更難聽。

Said I was dead to her.

說我對她來說已經死了

I'm not proud of everything I did.

我並不為我所做的一切感到驕傲。

I'm pretty sure I'd do it all again.

我很確定我會再做一次。

So they don't let me into Egyptian heaven because my daughter hates me?

因為我女兒恨我，所以他們不讓我進埃及天堂？

Well, then I guess that's just the way it goes.

好吧，我想事情就是這樣的。

However you answer your two questions.

無論你如何回答這兩個問題。