You holding up?

你還撐得住嗎？

I was just trying to make people laugh.

我只是想逗大家開心。

Why, world?

為什麼，世界？

What has Nom Nom ever done to you?

諾姆對你做過什麼？

You can just set those down right there, yeah.

你可以把它們放在這裡，沒錯。

Ah!

啊！

Aw, it's probably not as bad as you think, buddy.

哦，也許沒你想得那麼糟，夥計。

No, no, you don't get it.

不，不，你不明白。

I'm alone in this world.

在這個世界上，我是孤獨的。

No one will ever make videos of me anymore.

再也不會有人給我拍視頻了。

Don't say that.

別這麼說

You just need a new angle.

你只需要一個新的角度。

Show people a different side of yourself.

向人們展示自己的另一面。

The good side.

好的一面

Do you really think that could work?

你真的認為這可行嗎？

But my crew's all gone.

但我的船員都走了

I don't know how to make videos without them.

沒有它們，我不知道如何製作視頻。

Pssh, you don't need that old crew.

噓，你不需要那幫老傢伙。

You've got us.

你抓住我們了

Right, bros?

對吧，兄弟們？

Uh, yeah.

是的

Ice Bear wants no part of this.

冰熊不想參與其中。

Ooh, what if we did something fresh?

我們來點新鮮的怎麼樣？

What if, I don't know, we made a movie?

如果我們拍一部電影呢？

Yes, I see it.

是的，我看到了。

You, you can be our director.

你，你可以做我們的主任。

It would be an honor.

這將是我的榮幸。

And you, you can be my social media guy.

而你，你可以做我的社交媒體人。

What?

什麼？

That's not very exciting.

這並不令人興奮。

Yeah, you know what, you're right.

是啊，你知道嗎，你是對的。

Most of my fan base is just girls anyway, so I guess I'll...

反正我的大部分粉絲都是女孩，所以我想我會...

I'm in.

我加入

Great, and you...

太好了，你...

Oh, there he goes.

哦，他來了。

Oh, don't worry about him.

別擔心他

We can do this movie with just us.

只有我們兩個人，就能完成這部電影。

All right, let's do this.

好吧，我們開始吧

Let's make this movie.

我們來拍這部電影吧

Oh, let's make a movie!

哦，我們來拍電影吧！

Ha, ha, ha!

哈哈哈

I like where this is going.

我喜歡這樣的發展方向。

I have this homie named Tony.

我有個朋友叫託尼

Well, he's a bad, bad man.

他是個大壞蛋

And he taught me how to twist like I'm in the quicksand, yeah.

他還教我如何像在流沙裡一樣扭動身體，是的。

Can you feel me?

你能感覺到我嗎？

Ain't no thank what I've been doing.

我一直在做的事不值得感謝。

Just waving my arms like this and shaking my hips like that.

就這樣揮舞著手臂，搖擺著臀部。

Watch me go now.

看我現在就走

I can do the sprinkler.

我可以做灑水器。

Wipe the dirt off my shoulder.

擦掉我肩上的泥土

Run a man right to you, baby.

讓一個男人直接奔向你，寶貝

Then I'll hustle right on, right on up.

然後我就急急忙忙地往前走，一直往前走。

You boys are in for a treat.

你們有好戲看了。

I've really outdone myself.

我真的超越了自己。

Mmm, oh, delicious.

嗯，哦，真好吃。

You have such a talent.

你真有天賦。

Make this for us every night.

每晚都給我們做這個

Oh, hey, uh, can somebody give me ketchup?

有人能給我番茄醬嗎？

I mean, it's great and everything.

我是說，它很棒，一切都很好。

I just like ketchup.

我就是喜歡番茄醬。

Why, brother?

為什麼，兄弟？

Oh, no!

哦，不

Nom, nom!

Nom, nom！

Poor little guy.

可憐的小傢伙

Shh, shh, shh.

噓，噓，噓

It's okay.

沒關係。

How could you do that?

你怎麼能這樣做？

How can you hurt anything that cute?

你怎麼能傷害那麼可愛的東西呢？

You're a monster!

你是個怪物

You're a monster!

你是個怪物