Oh no.

哦，不

Oh god.

哦，上帝啊

Oh shit.

哦，該死

Guys. Guys, I...

夥計們夥計們，我...

Bro.

兄弟

No.

不

Come on.

來吧

Kirby?

科比？

Wait.

等等。

Wait.

等等。

Guys.

夥計們

They invented spinning blocks?

他們發明了旋轉積木？

Listen.

聽著

It's crazy how Nintendo is.

任天堂真是瘋了。

Oh wow. Look at that.

哦，哇看看這個

Oh.

哦。

Guys.

夥計們

This is pretty close.

這已經很接近了。

It's Jover. I...

這是喬佛。I...

Somebody...

有人...

Private this video. Don't send this to Nintendo.

私人視頻不要發送給任天堂。

This is bad.

這很糟糕。

Feels like a stretch?

感覺很誇張？

That's what I felt.

這就是我的感受。

At the beginning.

一開始

Look at this.

看看這個。

Oh bro. A solar system? Look at that.

哦，兄弟太陽系？看看這個

This is just like Nintendo.

這就像任天堂一樣。

Look at that. That's Mario.

看看那個那是馬里奧

With the saw blades.

用鋸條

Swimming around.

到處游泳

Yep.

是的。

Exact same thing.

完全一樣。

Bro.

兄弟

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Oh shit.

哦，該死

They're gonna patent fire?

他們要申請專利？

This is bad guys.

這是壞人。

Swimming? Yeah.

游泳？游泳？

Exact same thing.

完全一樣。

Look at that.

看看這個。

I...

I...

I... I think it might be over for Sony.

I...我覺得索尼可能完了

And a patent pressing? Yeah.

專利壓制？是的

Nintendo invented gaming?

任天堂發明了遊戲？

I think that's what the patent says.

我想專利就是這麼說的。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Oh come... I mean come on.

哦，來...我是說拜託

It's the same thing.

都是一樣的。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Man.

人。

They patented giant robots?

他們為巨型機器人申請了專利？

Yeah.

是啊

Obviously.

很明顯

Exact same thing guys.

完全一樣，夥計們。

This is 3DS world? Or 3D world?

這是 3DS 世界？還是 3D 世界？

Oh wow. Wow look at this.

哦，哇哇，看看這個

Ooh.

哦

There it is.

就在那兒。

There's a snowman.

有一個雪人

Man.

人。

Ooh.

哦

Look at that. Even Legend of Zelda.

看看這個。就連《塞爾達傳說

Jabu...

賈布...

Oh my god.

我的天啊

I haven't thought about that game in 20 years.

我已經 20 年沒有想過那場比賽了。

Look at this.

看看這個。

Breath of the Wild?

荒野之息》？

Wow.

哇

Can we please get a Legend of Zelda game made by From Software?

能不能請 From Software 公司製作一款塞爾達傳說遊戲？

I'm so sick of this femboy link bullshit.

我真受不了這種女性男孩鏈接的鬼話。

I'm so sick of this limp dick weird bright

我真是受夠了這個軟弱無力的傢伙，怪怪的，亮亮的

Like no bro.

就像沒有兄弟。

Let's go back to the Link to the Past the Dark World

讓我們回到 "黑暗世界與過去的聯繫"（Link to the Past the Dark World）。

Dark Fantasy fucking like

黑暗幻想

Savage, like the Triforce the real shit man. What happened to that?

野蠻人，就像 "三神力"，真正的狗屎。那是怎麼回事？

It's like the Legend of Zelda is being made for girls now.

就好像《塞爾達傳說》現在是為女孩製作的一樣。

Yeah I want Elden Link.

是的，我想要埃爾登-林克。

I want Dark Zelda. Let's go.

我要黑暗塞爾達我們走

Fuck man.

媽的

It all started with Wind Waker.

一切都始於《風之旅人》。

That was the beginning of the end.

這是結束的開始。

Majora's Mask you had the villain was the fucking moon.

在《馬約拉的面具》中，你的反派就是那該死的月亮。

The moon was going to crash into the earth and kill everyone. Why was it gonna do that?

月球會撞向地球，殺死所有人。它為什麼要那麼做？

Because fuck you that's why. It's gonna kill itself.

因為去你媽的它會自殺的

It's gonna kill everybody.

這會害死所有人

There's skeletons. People are dying. It's scary.

有骷髏。人們正在死去。太可怕了

And now

現在

Look at this

看看這個

Just like Tears of the Kingdom

就像《王國之淚

Both making the lava

都在製造熔岩

Super Mario 64

超級馬里奧 64

Oh man

哦，天哪

They're going all the way back into the 90s

他們一直追溯到上世紀 90 年代

Look at this. Oh wow

看看這個哇哦

Yep

是的

Oh

哦

This. Oh my god

這個我的天啊

Shameless

無恥

Absolutely shameless

絕對無恥

Sony. This is disgusting. And then he's gonna go to the star. Yeah and then it takes you up up to the star

索尼太噁心瞭然後他要去星星那裡是的，然後它會帶你到星星上

This is disgusting

太噁心了

Oh no

哦，不

No

沒有

What?

什麼？

This

這

You gotta admit

你必須承認

It's pretty close

非常接近

So long gay Bowser

同志鮑澤再見

Where's the patent for this?

這個專利在哪裡？

We're gonna find out soon

我們很快就會知道

Look at this

看看這個

Uh-huh

嗯哼

Oh wow

哇哦

Oh wow look at that

哦，哇，看看這個

Zippers as well

拉鍊也是

Man

人

Geez

天哪

I'm gonna be honest guys

我實話實說

This is really making me think

這真的讓我思考

This is really making me think

這真的讓我思考

I need to play Astro Bot

我要玩 Astro Bot

I haven't played a Mario game in a long time

我很久沒玩過馬里奧遊戲了

Seems like this is the same thing

似乎是同一件事

Look at that

看看這個

Oh I thought it was gonna show

哦，我還以為會顯示

Yoshi's Island. It's even the same colors of the balls

耀西島》。連球的顏色都一樣

Did you play

你玩過

Odyssey? Only a little bit

奧德賽？只有一點點

Just a little bit

只是一點點

Blunderjaw

Blunderjaw

Oh bro

哦，兄弟

Bro

兄弟

Are you kidding

你在開玩笑嗎？

Dude

老兄

This is bad

這很糟糕

Nintendo invented

任天堂發明了

Italians? No it invented

意大利人？不是它發明的

Italy 50 years ago when they made Nintendo

意大利 50 年前製造任天堂時

Yep

是的

Man

人

The funny thing is a lot of this is a meme but let's just be honest for a couple of seconds here

有趣的是，這其中有很多都是流行語，但讓我們在這裡坦率地說幾句話吧

Some of this is shamelessly ripped from Nintendo

部分內容無恥地抄襲自任天堂

Shamelessly ripped

無恥的撕裂

I love it. It's funny

我喜歡它。它很有趣

Right? It's still really funny

對不對？還是很有趣

The Bowser

鮑澤

The Bowser boss fight took it over the edge for me

對我來說，"鮑澤 "老闆的戰鬥讓我印象深刻

This is insane

這太瘋狂了

Oh wait a minute guys

哦，等一下，夥計們

They were inspired

他們受到啟發

By the way

順便說一句

Yellow Yoshi used to never do that

黃耀明以前從不這樣做

Each of the different

每個不同的

Yoshis had different abilities they could do

吉士們有不同的能力

Fire Yoshi could do fireballs

火耀西可以發射火球

Blue Yoshi could fly

藍吉會飛

Yellow Yoshi could do more damage with his ground slam and Nintendo forgot their roots and they forgot the different reasons why different Yoshis can do different things and this is very fucking upsetting for me because I played

任天堂忘本了，他們忘記了不同的耀西可以做不同事情的不同原因，這讓我非常不爽，因為我玩了

Super Mario World all the time

超級馬里奧世界

I remember fucking everything

我他媽的什麼都記得

Okay and that's how it used to be and they had Yoshi's story and they expanded the lore on the Yoshis and then there was additional

好吧，以前就是這樣的，他們有耀西的故事，他們擴展了耀西的傳說，然後還有額外的

Yoshi lore about Yoshi Island and Super Mario RPG and that was like a whole different thing and then Yoshi's Island showed the different Yoshis

關於《耀西島》和《超級馬里奧 RPG》的耀西傳說是完全不同的，而《耀西島》則展示了不同的耀西。

This is

這是

It's disgusting. They don't even care

太噁心了他們甚至不在乎

This is nuts

這太瘋狂了

They woke Yoshi up?

他們把小優吵醒了？

You think so?

你這麼認為？

Oh wow

哇哦

Look at that

看看這個

Oh it's a gacha machine

哦，這是一臺 gacha 機器

Wow

哇

App from Smash Brothers

來自 Smash Brothers 的應用程序

I forgot all about that

我都忘了

Look at that

看看這個

One for one

一個換一個

Oh yeah look at that guys

哦，你們看

They invented slots now?

他們現在發明了老虎機？

They did

他們做到了

Look at that potato

看那個洋芋

Oh wow

哇哦

Volcano the exact same way

火山爆發的方式完全相同

Oh look this is going to be Luigi's mansion

哦，看，這將是路易吉的豪宅

Yep there it is

就是這裡

See that guys?

看到了嗎？

The same exact thing

一模一樣

Astro Bot right here

Astro Bot 就在這裡

Use the boost to get through

使用助推器通過

I will still never forget the meme

我永遠都不會忘記這個備忘錄

One of the first memes that I ever saw on the internet was a picture of Star Fox and it said do a barrel roll and it was Star Fox and this was in like 2005 or something like that on 4chan maybe 2000, probably 2006 and it was him flying at the Twin Towers

我在互聯網上看到的第一張備忘錄是一張星際火狐的照片，上面寫著做桶滾，是星際火狐，這是在 2005 年或類似的 4chan 上看到的，也許是 2000 年，也許是 2006 年，是他飛向雙子塔。

Do a barrel roll

做桶滾

Do a barrel roll

做桶滾

Oh man

哦，天哪

Donkey Kong Country

大金剛國

Those were the days brother

那些日子，兄弟

Man

人

The exact same thing

一模一樣

Oh man

哦，天哪

Wow

哇

Oh no

哦，不

Remnant 2 did a boss fight like this too

殘影 2》也有一場這樣的 Boss 戰

Game is actually sick

遊戲其實很變態

Man guys

男人們

Wow

哇

Oh Metroid Prime

哦 大都會首領

Yep

是的

Uh huh

嗯哼

Yep same thing

沒錯

Bro

兄弟

Yep

是的

Oh man

哦，天哪

It's like 10 games in one I'm sold

這就像 10 個遊戲合而為一，我賣了

Yeah I'm going to be honest guys

我就實話實說吧

I'm uh

我呃

This is one of the best advertisements for

這是最好的廣告之一。

Oh even making the credits a game

哦，連片頭都變成了遊戲

Oh wow

哇哦

Dude

老兄

Look at it

看看它

They both even get tired

他們甚至都累了

This is

這是

Okay

好的

Okay we have to admit

好吧，我們必須承認

That the timing on this

在時間上

You have to

你必須

Look at this

看看這個

Sit down at basically the same time

基本上同時坐下

This is crazy

這太瘋狂了

That's crazy

太瘋狂了

Wow

哇

Astrobots credits

Astrobots 功勞

Nintendo Land

任天堂樂園

Metroid Prime 3

大都會戰士 3

Star Fox, Super Mario Galaxy

星際火狐》、《超級馬里奧銀河

WarioWare

WarioWare

This is a serious video

這是一段嚴肅的視頻

Somebody needs to send this to the Nintendo legal team immediately

有人需要立即將此資訊發送給任天堂的法律團隊

Ooh

哦

You

你

Oh wow

哇哦

Woohoo

嗚呼

Woohoo

嗚呼

Yay

耶

Man

人

Astrobots better than all those games

天體機器人》比那些遊戲都強

Oh

哦

Wow

哇

Thank you Mario

感謝馬里奧

This is so fucking good

太他媽棒了

This is um

這是

This is absolute fucking cinema

這絕對是他媽的電影

There's the video

視頻

Give it a like

點贊

This is amazing

太神奇了

Based Mario I guess so

基於馬里奧，我想是的

Oh my fucking god

我的天啊

Must be a Sony pony you think so?

一定是索尼的小馬，你這麼認為嗎？

I guess you sold me on Astrobot

我想你把 Astrobot 賣給我了

Yeah this is

是的

Sell Astrobot

出售 Astrobot

It's so fucking funny man

真他媽好笑

Oh my god

我的天啊

Same yeah I guess so

我想也是

W Astrobot I guess

我猜是 W Astrobot

Playing on stream for sure

肯定會在流媒體上播放

I do want to play Astrobot

我確實想玩 Astrobot

I haven't had a chance to do it

我還沒來得及做

I've been playing other games but I think I'm gonna play Astrobot kind of soon

我一直在玩其他遊戲，但我想我很快就要玩 Astrobot 了。

It's no wonder it's so fun

難怪如此有趣

They put the good parts and then put their spin on it

他們把好的部分放進去，然後再加上自己的想法

I don't even like

我甚至不喜歡

The spins

旋轉

The Bowser thing?

鮑澤？

Where's the Bowser thing?

鮑澤在哪裡？

Ah

啊

Where is it?

在哪裡？

This was crazy

這太瘋狂了

This is

這是

Unbelievable

難以置信

Unbelievable man

難以置信的人

Holy shit the same shit

我的媽呀，都一樣

It's not even close

還差得遠呢

Like it's just the exact same

就像一模一樣

I'll be right back

我馬上回來