No, you didn't get me!

不，你沒抓到我！

It's an electric drill!

這是一個電鑽！

You get me, you kill me!

你抓到我，就殺了我！

Calm down.

冷靜點

Do you want this unit or not?

你到底想不想要這個設備？

I do not want this unit!

我不想要這臺設備！

Well, you should have told me that before.

你早該告訴我的。

Not a mind reader.

不是讀心術

Hey, we're out of beer.

啤酒喝完了

Okay, I'm going to Monica's.

好吧，我要去莫妮卡的。

Fine!

很好

Hey!

嘿！

Where are you heading in those pants?

你穿著這條褲子要去哪裡？

1982?

1982?

Oh, Monica, listen.

莫妮卡 聽我說

I saw it down at the hardware store.

我在五金店看到的。

They got those designer tiles on sale, if you ever want to redo your bathroom floor.

如果你想重新鋪設浴室地板的話，他們的設計師瓷磚正在打折。

What's wrong with my bathroom floor?

我的浴室地板怎麼了？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有

It's just old and dingy, that's all.

它只是陳舊乏味，僅此而已。

I highly doubt that.

我對此深表懷疑。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

If you move your hamper, you can see the color the tile used to be.

如果您移動一下籃子，就能看到瓷磚原來的顏色。

I can't live like this!

我不能這樣生活

What are we going to do?

我們該怎麼辦？

What are we going to do?

我們該怎麼辦？

Relax, relax.

放鬆，放鬆。

Here, hold this.

拿著這個

This old stuff comes right up.

這些舊東西馬上就會出現。

I'll show you.

我帶你去看。

A little more than I wanted to see.

比我想看到的多一點。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Every inch of this is glued down.

每一寸都用膠水粘牢了。

It'd take forever to pry this up.

把它撬起來得花很長時間。

You should, uh, you should just leave it.

你應該，呃，你應該離開它。

I can't leave it!

我不能離開它！

You couched a hole in my dingy floor!

你在我骯髒的地板上鑿了一個洞！

Ah, there you go.

啊，這就對了。

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

哦，是的，那很好。

You know, we can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon.

你知道，我們可以在外科醫生從你的結腸中取出它後，再把它放回去。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的