This is another.

這是另一個

Introducing the world's largest gummy bear.

介紹世界上最大的小熊軟糖

Seriously.

鄭重地

The world's largest gummy bear happens

世界上最大的小熊軟糖

to be five pounds of your favorite gummy bear flavor.

正比你最愛的小熊大五倍

This mammoth beast is 5 and 1/2 inches wide,

這龐然大物有5.5英吋寬

3 and 1/2 inches deep, and 9 inches tall.

厚3.5英吋 高9英吋

According to our math, that's about as

根據計算 這大約

high as a full grown man-- from 30 feet away.

跟一個成人一樣高 離地30英吋

Like all of the biggest and most awesome things,

如同那些最大且了不起的東西

the world's largest gummy bear is made in the USA.

世界上最大的小熊軟糖來自美國

At vat19.com, one of these glorious gummies

在vat19.com上 其中一個閃閃發亮的小熊

is waiting with your name on it.

正等著你把它帶回家

So you can either hog every mouthwatering morsel

所以你可以一點一點地獨享這讓人垂涎三尺的東西

for yourself-- num-num-num-- or give someone

嘛...嘛...嘛...或把這個

the greatest flipping gift ever.

最討人厭的禮物送人

Oh, it's a sweater.

喔 是一件毛衣

This will be great when it's cold outside.

當外面很冷時會很暖和

Holy sh--

喔天...

It should be noted that a common side effect in our test groups

要注意一個測試團隊發現的普遍副作用

involved extreme emotional attachment

包含極度的情感依附

to this newborn-baby sized gummy bear.

在這個新生兒大小般的小熊軟糖上

Specific cases included taking it to family dinners,

你可以邀請它和家人共用晚餐

sight seeing around the city, rocking it to sleep,

來趟城市觀光旅遊 搖一搖哄它睡覺

and teaching it to play the piano.

及教它彈鋼琴

The world's largest gummy bear is 10 times more massive

世界上最大的小熊軟糖比

than the giant gummy bear on a stick,

棍子上這隻大十倍

making it the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears.

等於1400隻的普通小熊軟糖

And since that works out to roughly 90 servings,

還有因為它大約可以分90份吃

you'll want to wrap it up and store it

你會需要在狂歡後把他包起來

in the fridge between binges.

放在冰箱裡

Buy one today in your flavor of choice at vat19.com.

馬上在vat19.com上選擇你喜歡的口味

vat19.com.

vat19.com

Purveyors of curiously awesome products.

怪異奇妙商品的供應商

(SINGING) vat19.com Give me more gummy bears!

(唱) vat19.com 給我更多小熊軟糖!