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This is one way to get your 12,600 calorie gummy bear fix.
This is another.
Introducing the world's largest gummy bear.
The world's largest gummy bear happens
to be five pounds of your favorite gummy bear flavor.
This mammoth beast is 5 and 1/2 inches wide,
3 and 1/2 inches deep, and 9 inches tall.
According to our math, that's about as
high as a full grown man-- from 30 feet away.
Like all of the biggest and most awesome things,
the world's largest gummy bear is made in the USA.
At vat19.com, one of these glorious gummies
is waiting with your name on it.
So you can either hog every mouthwatering morsel
for yourself-- num-num-num-- or give someone
the greatest flipping gift ever.
Oh, it's a sweater.
This will be great when it's cold outside.
Holy sh--
It should be noted that a common side effect in our test groups
involved extreme emotional attachment
to this newborn-baby sized gummy bear.
Specific cases included taking it to family dinners,
sight seeing around the city, rocking it to sleep,
and teaching it to play the piano.
The world's largest gummy bear is 10 times more massive
than the giant gummy bear on a stick,
making it the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears.
And since that works out to roughly 90 servings,
you'll want to wrap it up and store it
in the fridge between binges.
Buy one today in your flavor of choice at vat19.com.
Purveyors of curiously awesome products.
(SINGING) vat19.com Give me more gummy bears!


超驚奇!世界上最大的小熊軟糖! World's Largest Gummy Bear

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力量 發佈於 2014 年 11 月 14 日    劉宇晟 翻譯    Gisele Sung 審核
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