Yeah, it's always been a dream of mine to be on The Bachelorette.

是啊，能上《單身女郎》一直是我的夢想。

I just, I know I'm going to find my true love here.

我知道我會在這裡找到我的真愛。

Yeah, I cannot wait to meet all the guys.

是的，我迫不及待地想見到所有的人。

Hi, I'm Matthew.

嗨，我是馬修。

Hi, I'm Brittany.

嗨，我是布列塔尼。

You look stunning.

你看起來美極了。

Thank you.

謝謝。

I was surprised, but hey, it's great.

我很驚訝，但嘿嘿，這很棒。

I'm here to meet all types of guys.

我在這裡可以認識各種類型的人。

You look beautiful.

你看起來真美

Nice to meet you.

很高興見到你

Pleasure's mine.

快樂是我的

Okay, so I'm seeing a pattern here.

好吧，我發現了一個規律。

Alright, what's going on?

好吧，這是怎麼回事？

13 seasons, 325 men, but only three Asians, ever.

13 個賽季，325 名男子，但只有 3 名亞洲人，從未有過。

That's .9% of the show.

這只是節目的 0.9%。

This season, we're making up for lost time.

這一季，我們要彌補失去的時間。

Okay guys, you ready?

好了，夥計們，準備好了嗎？

It's time to head on into the house.

是時候進屋了。

Oh my god, those are really nice.

哦，天哪，這些真漂亮。

Hey, where's the brown shoes?

嘿，棕色鞋呢？

Hi, I'm Jared, and I've got my master's degree, my Ph.D. degree, but what I don't have is my bachelorette degree.

嗨，我是賈裡德，我有碩士和博士學位 但我沒有未婚夫學位

Ni hao, I'm Ming. I'm here to bring ratings from China.

倪好，我是小明。我是從中國帶來收視率的。

Hey guys, I'm Nick, I'm a dentist, and I'm from Edison, New Jersey, and I'm here to represent brown town.

大家好，我是尼克，我是一名牙醫，我來自新澤西州的愛迪生，我在這裡代表棕色小鎮。

Hi, I'm Tom.

嗨，我是湯姆。

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to drink.

我不是來交朋友的，我是來喝酒的。

Um, am I on the right show?

我沒聽錯吧？

Alright boys, cheers!

好了，孩子們，乾杯！

Cheers!

乾杯

Wait, wait, wait, does anybody need a Pepsib?

等等，等等，有人需要 Pepsib 嗎？

I guess a lot of the guys have really bad acid reflux.

我猜很多人都有嚴重的胃酸倒流。

Cheers!

乾杯

Yeah, I didn't know Asians drink so much.

是啊，我都不知道亞洲人這麼能喝。

Glenn, Johnny, Dom, first name basis.

Glenn, Johnny, Dom, first name basis.

You know we only get that expensive shit.

你知道我們只能買到那些昂貴的東西。

It's gonna be a party.

這將是一場狂歡

Giving these guys the exposure we've all been missing.

給這些人我們一直缺少的曝光機會。

Okay, yes, I'll admit, you know, before the show,

好吧，是的，我承認，你知道，在演出之前、

I had never dated an Asian guy before.

我以前從未和亞洲男人約會過。

But now, I've learned to look past all the superficial stuff, and you know, just, just focus on what's inside.

但現在，我學會了透過表面現象看本質，只關注內在的東西。

This is a Mandarin, like me.

這是一個國語，就像我一樣。

I think we got a pretty good chance making it to the end.

我認為我們很有機會堅持到最後。

I mean, we're a brother duo, with abs.

我是說，我們是有腹肌的兄弟組合。

How can you top that?

你怎麼能超越它呢？

Hi, I'm Jason.

嗨，我是傑森。

I'm Justin.

我是賈斯汀

And we're twins.

我們是雙胞胎

And they have abs too!

他們也有腹肌！

The most talented cast we've ever seen.

我們所見過的最有才華的演員陣容。

Being the first Filipino contestant on The Bachelorette,

成為《單身女郎》節目中的首位菲律賓選手、

I'm hoping to stand out with my singing.

我希望能在歌唱方面脫穎而出。

I didn't think we were gonna go there, but if we're resorting to cheap tricks, it's about to go down.

我以為我們不會去那裡，但如果我們訴諸低劣的伎倆，那就要完蛋了。

You wanna see real talent?

你想看到真正的人才嗎？

So I've already prepared all your taxes for the year.

所以，我已經準備好了你們今年的所有稅款。

Wow.

哇

Looks like you have a very tiny cavity on your premolar butt.

看起來你的前臼齒屁股上有一個很小的蛀牙。

Don't worry.

別擔心

I can take care of that under the table.

我可以在桌子底下解決這個問題。

Alright.

好吧。

How about this table?

這張桌子怎麼樣？

I sold that ab in China for $450 million.

我在中國以 4.5 億美元的價格賣掉了那個 ab。

Ah!

啊！

What's up, bitches?

怎麼了，婊子們？

Woo!

Woo！

That's talent, baby!

這就是天賦，寶貝！

I'm drunk!

我喝醉了

Asian guys are, like, so multi-talented.

亞洲男人真是多才多藝。

And I am becoming so cultured.

我變得如此有教養。

So, this is dim sum.

所以，這是點心。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

Which is what we will be doing to the likes later, if you want to.

如果你願意，我們稍後也會這麼做。

Did you know there's over 720 dialects of Hindi?

您知道印地語有 720 多種方言嗎？

Some would say I'm an expert in tongues.

有人說我是方言專家。

I like making personalized gifts.

我喜歡製作個性化禮物。

So I put your face on a pillow.

於是我把你的臉放在枕頭上。

What?

什麼？

They're very popular in Japan.

它們在日本很受歡迎。

Could love be in the air?

愛情會在空氣中瀰漫嗎？

Tax return and...

納稅申報和...

Hey.

嘿。

Uh, could I steal you for a second?

我能佔用你一點時間嗎？

I think one of these men is really starting to stand out.

我覺得其中一個人真的開始脫穎而出了。

And I know, I know, I know I said I'd never date an actor, but he's really handsome and charming.

我知道，我知道，我知道我說過我不會和演員約會，但他真的很帥，很迷人。

And he's been in some big, like, Korean dramas.

他還出演過一些大型韓劇。

It's pretty cool.

這很酷。

Say it again.

再說一遍

Soon to blow.

即將吹響

Secrets come out.

祕密曝光

Brittany, wait.

布列塔尼，等等

Have you seen this?

你看過這個嗎？

What is that?

那是什麼？

That is a photo of Mike.

這是邁克的照片。

But you wouldn't recognize him because he's had plastic surgery.

但你認不出他，因為他整過容。

Is this true?

這是真的嗎？

Look, it was just the eyelids.

看，只是眼皮而已。

Just the eyelids.

只有眼皮

It's very cheap in Korea.

這在韓國非常便宜。

If you ever want to...

如果你想...

What?

什麼？

I'm sorry.

對不起

I can't do this right now.

我現在做不到

No.

不

Stop lying to her.

別再騙她了

Please.

請。

You shut the f*** up.

你給我閉嘴

I told you that in confidence.

我是悄悄告訴你的。

Do you know how old this guy is?

你知道這傢伙多大了嗎？

He's 53.

他 53 歲了。

What?

什麼？

Look, it's not my fault Asians don't raisin.

聽著，亞洲人不會葡萄乾不是我的錯。

I'm sorry.

對不起

We're finished, okay?

我們結束了，好嗎？

That is just no way to start a relationship.

這樣的關係是無法開始的。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

I mean...

我的意思是...

The feelings are just, like, eating me away.

這種感覺就像要把我吞噬掉一樣。

A season unlike anything you've ever seen.

一個你從未見過的賽季。

Literally.

字面意思是

We've never even seen, like, two Asians at a time.

我們甚至從未見過同時有兩個亞洲人。

And here is my roll.

這是我的卷子。

That looks so good.

看起來真不錯。

Here's my roll.

這是我的卷子。

Wow.

哇

That is one big roll.

這是一個大卷。

That's not even practical.

這根本不現實。

Yeah.

是啊

Ah!

啊！

Stop it!

別說了

Brittany!

布列塔尼

I thought you said I was your best soda partner.

你不是說我是你最好的汽水搭檔嗎？

Jjajangmyeon is a Chinese dish.

炸醬麵是一道中國菜。

You told her it was from Korea.

你告訴她這是從韓國來的。

She don't know the difference!

她不知道其中的區別！

Get out of here!

離開這裡

I never thought this decision would be so difficult.

我從未想過這個決定會如此艱難。

I didn't sign up for this.

我沒有報名參加。

I would have just gotten a range marriage.

如果是我，我就直接結婚了。

I'll even cut off my man bun for you, girl!

我甚至可以為你剪掉我的髮髻，姑娘！

I don't even think people know I'm here.

我甚至覺得大家都不知道我在這裡。

I mean, have I gotten any screen time?

我是說，我有上鏡時間嗎？

No, Justin, please.

不，賈斯汀，求你了

I can't believe you'd do that to me.

真不敢相信你會這麼對我

No, Justin!

不，賈斯汀！

I thought Thai food was from Taiwan.

我還以為泰國菜來自臺灣。

That's how you do it.

你就是這麼做的。

Some people are here for the wrong reasons.

有些人來這裡的原因是錯誤的。

It's ruining the sanctity of this whole thing.

這破壞了整件事的神聖性。

He's gotta go.

他得走了

I think my journey here is almost done.

我想我在這裡的旅程就要結束了。

When I think of you, I think the one.

當我想起你，我就想起了那個人。

It's my favorite movie.

這是我最喜歡的電影。

I love that guy.

我喜歡那傢伙。

I think I made the right choice.

我想我的選擇是正確的。

Gentlemen.

先生們

Now it is the end of the show, and Brittany has thought very hard about her decision.

現在節目已經結束，布列塔尼對自己的決定進行了深思熟慮。

And the final red envelope goes to...

最後一個紅包是

I'm drunk!

我喝醉了

It's very cheap in Korea.

這在韓國非常便宜。

You know, if you ever want to get anything done...

要知道，如果你想做成任何事...

What?!

什麼？

Wow, girl.

哇，姑娘

I'm crying right now, but I just can't because of the surgery.

我現在就想哭，但因為手術，我哭不出來。

This is a mandarin.

這是柑橘。

Like me.

就像我一樣

Let's make mandarin juice.

我們來做柑橘汁吧

You said mandarin juice?

你說柑橘汁？

Yeah.

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