Theworstthingthat a patienthaseversaidtomewas "youare a HarryShrink." Yeah, I can't evenbemadatthat.
病人對我說過的最難聽的話就是 "你是個哈里-斯林克"。是啊,我甚至不能為這句話生氣。
Thatwasprettycreative. Hi, mynameisBenSchmidt, alsoknownasDocSchmidt, and I'm a gastroenterologist, alsoknownas a GIdoctor.
還真有創意大家好,我叫本-施密特,也叫施密特醫生,我是一名腸胃病醫生,也叫消化道醫生。
Now, as a GIdoctor, I takecareof a lotofpeoplewithliverdisease.
現在,作為一名消化道醫生,我照顧了很多肝病患者。
Oneconsequenceof a liverdiseasecalledcirrhosisisthatpatientscandevelopfluidintheirbellycalledascitesthatcausestheirbellytoballoonoutandcancause a lotofpainanddiscomfort. Now, sometimeswehavetodrainthatfluidoutusing a largeneedle.
I'm a cardiologistinLosAngeles, California, and I specializeincardiovasculardiseaseprevention.
我是加利福尼亞州洛杉磯的一名心臟病專家,擅長心血管疾病的預防。
A patientwithtriplevesselcoronaryarterydiseaseandsystolicheartfailureoncetoldmetheyplantocontinuetakingover 100 supplementsrecommendedtothemby a naturopaththeysawonTikTok.
Now I hadperformed a faceliftonher a coupleofmonthsearlier, andhonestly, shelookedreallygood, butshewasveryunhappywiththeresults.
幾個月前,我給她做了拉皮手術,說實話,她看起來真的很不錯,但她對手術效果很不滿意。
Sounhappythatshethreatenedthatif I didn't payher $150,000 incash, thatshewasgoingtoallsortsofbadthingstome.
她很不高興,威脅說如果我不付給她 15 萬美元現金,她就會對我做各種壞事。
Well, thiswasmyfirstforayas a youngplasticsurgeonwithbodydysmorphicdisorder.
作為一名年輕的整形外科醫生,這是我第一次患上身體畸形障礙。
Andmanyyearslater, sheactuallytriedthiswholethingonanotherplasticsurgeonaswell. Hey, I'm Dr. DavoBanasali, a boardcertifieddermatologisthereinNewYorkCity.
And I said, sir, ifyou'regoingtocontinuelikethis, we'rejustgoingtonotcontinuethisrelationship.
我說,先生,如果你要繼續這樣下去,我們就不繼續保持這種關係了。
Andhekeptdropping F-bombs.
他還不停地扔 F 炸彈。
Soas a result, despitehisfrustration, I hadtofirehim.
是以,儘管他很沮喪,我還是不得不解僱了他。
Youaredone.
你的任務完成了。
Fired. Hello, mynameisAustinChang, and I'm aninterventionalgastroenterologist.
被解僱了大家好,我叫奧斯汀-張,是一名介入性胃腸病專家。
Theworstthing a patienthasactuallysaidtomeisprobablythatthey'velostfaithinscienceormedicineingeneral, andthatthey'd rathertrustsomethingthattheyreadontheinternetorthroughsocialmedia.