Maybe I can earn some Chinese viewers, but the problem is the Chinese people cannot officially watch YouTube.

也許我能贏得一些中國觀眾，但問題是中國人不能正式觀看 YouTube。

I mean, they can, but officially they are not allowed to.

我的意思是，他們可以，但官方不允許。

So do I have to go to Bilibili?

那我一定要去比利比利嗎？

If you go to Bilibili, you can definitely earn a lot of Chinese viewers, but most of them are, you know, little pink.

如果你去 Bilibili，肯定能賺到不少中國觀眾，但大多數都是小粉紅。

小粉红?

小粉紅？

Yeah, right.

是啊，沒錯。

Exactly.

沒錯。

So, if you want to, if you want to develop on Bilibili, then you should consider whether to sell your soul.

是以，如果你想，如果你想在 Bilibili 發展，那麼你就應該考慮是否出賣靈魂。

Ah, okay.

啊，好吧。

I'm ready.

我準備好了

You're ready?

準備好了嗎？

我是资本主义的猪。

我是資本主義的豬。

What?

什麼？

I was trying to say I am a pig of a captain.

我是想說，我是個豬一樣的船長。

Or 狗 would be a better word.

或者用 "狗 "更合適。

Yeah.

是啊

猪狗 is a better word.

豬狗是一個更好的詞。

Pig dog.

豬狗

Pig dog.

豬狗

Yeah, pig dog.

對，豬狗

And in Chinese, there is even 猪狗, called 猪狗不如.

中文裡甚至還有豬狗，叫豬不如。

And that's what I was going to be if I go to Bilibili.

如果我去比利比利，我就會變成這樣。

I've seen a lot of TikTok clips made by pink guys, and I saw the trend there.

我看過很多粉紅色男生製作的 TikTok 短片，我看到了其中的趨勢。

In those clips, I think they tend to make videos making fun of Japan.

在這些片段中，我認為他們傾向於製作取笑日本的視頻。

So that's what I'm going to copy.

所以，這就是我要複製的內容。

You're going to copy?

你要複製？

Yeah.

是啊

I know about Japan better than they do.

我比他們更瞭解日本。

So I think I can make better making fun of Japan.

是以，我認為我可以更好地取笑日本。

我的名字叫日本鬼子。 今天我来介绍大家中国比日本怎么伟大。 你听过日本首相马上辞职吗?

我的名字叫日本鬼子。 今天我來介紹大家中國比日本怎麼偉大。 你聽過日本首相馬上辭職嗎？

其实日本的首相经常更换,因为他们的领导非常不好。 中国呢,无论发生什么,我们伟大的主席绝对不会辞职。 中国人民共和国万岁!

其實日本的首相經常更換,因為他們的上司非常不好。 中國呢,無論發生什麼,我們偉大的主席絕對不會辭職。 中國人民共和國萬歲！

This is the feeling of Maiguo.

這就是麥果的感覺。

You know, they're always saying that Chinese people do not have the freedom to speak.

你知道，他們總是說中國人沒有言論自由。

But actually we have. We can't blame any other country rather than China.

但實際上，我們已經這樣做了。除了中國，我們不能責怪任何其他國家。

That's just like the joke from the Soviet Union.

這就像蘇聯的笑話一樣。

You know, an American man told a Soviet man that, you know, in our country, America, we have freedom of speech and freedom of expression.

一個美國人對一個蘇聯人說，在我們美國，我們有言論自由和表達自由。

We can say whatever we want, including blaming our own president.

我們想說什麼就說什麼，包括指責我們自己的總統。

And the Soviet man replied to him.

蘇聯人回答說

Yeah, that's the same with us.

是啊，我們也一樣。

We can also blame American president in Soviet Union.

我們也可以把責任歸咎於蘇聯的美國總統。

How about your friendship of Korea and Japan?

你對韓國和日本的友誼如何？

I just failed in establishing the friendship.

我只是沒有建立起友誼。

So yeah, since you came here, maybe we can establish the zhong ri han sang guo de you hao.

是啊，既然你來了，也許我們可以建立一個 "中日韓三國游擊隊"（zhong rian sang guo de you hao）。

But we don't have a Korean here.

但我們這裡沒有韓國人。

Yeah, only if Mr. XXX would be here.

是啊，如果XXX先生在的話。

Wait, he's coming.

等等，他來了

Oh.

哦。

Hello.

你好

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

How old are you now?

你現在多大了？

In Korean age?

在韓國時代？

Oh, by the way, in Korean age, Mr. XXX was expelled.

對了，在北韓時代，XXX 先生被開除了。

Then he's XXX.

那他就是 XXX。

Wait, are you still XXX?

等等，你還是 XXX 嗎？

I can't believe that he's younger than me.

真不敢相信，他比我還年輕。

He's gonna be sad.

他會傷心的

I'm really tired now.

我現在真的累了。

Why? What happened to you?

為什麼？你怎麼了？

I'm drunken.

我喝醉了

So you went for nomikai with your military mates?

這麼說，你和你的戰友們一起去參加了 "nomikai"？

Yes, but not mates.

是的，但不是伴侶。

All of my senpai.

我所有的前輩

I can imagine that.

我能想象得到。

That should be really tough.

這應該非常困難。

I don't drink at all.

我根本不喝酒。

I hate to drink, but at this time, I drink six bottles of beer.

我不喜歡喝酒，但這一次，我喝了六瓶啤酒。

Yeah, just don't vomit onto your PC.

是啊，只要別吐到電腦上就行。

Yeah, but don't worry.

是啊，不過別擔心

I mean, genetically speaking, you Koreans and Chinese are better drinkers than the average Japanese.

我是說，從基因上講，你們韓國人和中國人比一般日本人更能喝。

Koreans are the better, I think.

我認為韓國人更勝一籌。

No, you guys are almost the same.

不，你們幾乎一樣。

I have an experience.

我有一個經驗。

I had a nomikai with Korean and Chinese friends.

我曾與韓國和中國朋友一起舉辦過一次 "nomikai "活動。

And they were just like crazy.

他們就像瘋了一樣。

And I died.

然後我就死了。

Really? You died?

真的嗎？你死了？

Yes, I died. And I vomited outside.

是的，我死了。我吐在了外面。

I finally watched Oshinoko.

我終於看完了《Oshinoko》。

Oh, you watched it? How do you feel about it?

哦，你看了？你覺得怎麼樣？

It's a really good anime.

這是一部非常棒的卡通片。

I really liked Oshinoko before.

我以前真的很喜歡 "Oshinoko"。

When I go to YouTube, my algorithm recommends Oshinoko every time.

當我訪問 YouTube 時，我的算法每次都會推薦《Oshinoko》。

When I started to watch it, after the first episode, now I'm interested.

當我開始看它的時候，看完第一集後，現在我感興趣了。

So that proves YouTube's algorithm is better than your actual instincts.

這證明 YouTube 的算法比你的直覺更準確。

Yes.

是的。

It's scary, isn't it?

這很可怕，不是嗎？

YouTube knows about you better than you.

YouTube 比你更瞭解你。

Yeah, it knows me.

是的，它認識我。

No, man, it's just joking.

不，夥計，只是開個玩笑。

YouTube is a great company.

YouTube 是一家偉大的公司。

It's really great.

它真的很棒。

They take care of our private information very safely.

他們非常安全地保護我們的私人資訊。

Wait, so after you completed season 1 of Oshinoko and you're Korean, didn't you realize that one of your presidents is very like Oshinoko?

等等，在你看完第一季《Oshinoko》之後，你是韓國人，難道你沒有意識到你的一位總統很像《Oshinoko》嗎？

I'm sorry.

對不起

They have too much in common.

他們有太多的共同點。

Now I realize it.

現在我明白了。

So, for your information, in Korea, they had a president called Park Chung-hee.

所以，告訴你，在韓國，他們有一位總統叫朴正熙。

And he's very similar to Hoshi no Ai.

他和星之愛非常相似。

So he's got assassinated by one of the most royal fans of him.

所以他被他最忠實的粉絲之一暗殺了。

And he has a daughter.

他還有一個女兒。

And the daughter later became a president as well.

女兒後來也當上了總統。

So some people, including me, think that actually the president Park Chung-hee is the model of Hoshi no Ai.

是以，包括我在內的一些人認為，朴正熙總統其實就是 "星之愛 "的典範。

They have too much in common.

他們有太多的共同點。

That can't be a coincidence.

這不可能是巧合。

I mean, trying my life, my free life in Japan right now.

我的意思是，嘗試一下我的生活，我現在在日本的自由生活。

Because I'm only free before...

因為我只有在...

Are you going back to China in...

您將在明年返回中國嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

I only have left.

我只剩下

Yeah, I'm gonna cry.

是啊，我要哭了。

No, don't be sad.

不，別難過。

China is a good country as well.

中國也是一個好國家。

I can't.

我做不到

I say I love China, but I don't like China, you know.

我說我愛中國，但我並不喜歡中國。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Your voice has suddenly started cutting off.

你的聲音突然開始斷斷續續。

Really?

真的嗎？

Wait, is that because of me or because of you or because of...

等等，是因為我，還是因為你，還是因為......