I am.

我就是

So sorry about that.

非常抱歉。

But yes, this is Hugh Jackman.

但沒錯，這就是休-傑克曼。

And today we're going to be comparing each other's IMDb pages.

今天，我們將比較彼此的 IMDb 頁面。

Yep, and Hugh, spoiler alert, will come out on top.

是的，而休--劇透警告，將會出人頭地。

In every way or shape.

無論以何種方式或形式。

Let's give the people what they came for.

讓我們給人民帶來他們想要的東西。

Deadpool and Wolverine.

死侍和金剛狼

Let's compare.

讓我們來比較一下。

Highest Starmeter ranking.

最高星表排名。

I have never looked at my ranking.

我從未看過自己的排名。

I'd love to know what it is today.

我很想知道今天是什麼時候。

Me too.

我也是。

Ryan, your highest was number two.

萊恩，你的最高分是第二名。

I never cracked number one.

我從未突破過第一名。

With Chaos Theory in 2008 and Deadpool in 2016.

2008 年的《混沌理論》和 2016 年的《死侍》。

The algorithm at IMDb is clearly broken.

IMDb 的算法顯然有問題。

Hugh's now hit number one with X-Men in 2000.

休在 2000 年憑藉《X 戰警》一舉奪魁。

And X2, X-Men United.

還有《X2》、《X 戰警聯盟》。

There's a lot of Xs.

有很多 X。

Can we retitle that movie?

我們能給這部電影重新命名嗎？

That's not good.

這可不好。

And all I see is 2002.

而我看到的只是 2002 年。

Yeah, wow.

是啊，哇

It's been a...

這是一個...

Yeah, right?

是嗎？

It's just a long, slow descent.

這只是一個漫長而緩慢的下降過程。

I hope it's been slow.

希望進展緩慢。

It might have just been...

可能只是...

Hugh, you're 10,641.

休，你是10641。

Alright, so this is clever branding.

好吧，這就是巧妙的品牌推廣。

I see what you've done here.

我知道你在這裡做了什麼。

Okay, wow.

好吧，哇。

Let's compare prior careers.

讓我們比較一下之前的職業生涯。

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

Ryan, you used to work in a grocery store.

Ryan 你以前在雜貨店工作過

And you stocked shelves.

你還在貨架上放貨。

I did, yeah.

是的

In Vancouver.

在溫哥華

One of the best shelves I've ever had.

這是我用過的最好的書架之一。

Safeway.

Safeway.

Thank you.

謝謝。

Hello, Safeway.

你好，Safeway

Steve, Peter, everybody.

史蒂夫 彼得 各位

Okay, Hugh was a P.E. teacher before becoming an actor.

好吧，休在成為演員之前是一名體育老師。

His life goal early on was to become an international journalist.

他早年的人生目標是成為一名國際記者。

That's so true.

說得太對了。

Wow.

哇

That last bit is true.

最後一點是真的。

Yeah.

是啊

P.E. teacher.

體育老師

I was 18 and I was negligently put in charge of kids when I was only 18.

我當時只有 18 歲，卻被疏忽地讓我負責管理孩子們。

And had not gone to university.

也沒有上過大學。

And I was getting paid 50 pounds a week, living at a boarding school.

我的薪水是每週 50 英鎊，住在寄宿學校裡。

But people are kind of born a certain way.

但人天生就是這樣的。

I feel like you still would have been a responsible, generous, kind, 18-year-old P.E. teacher.

我覺得你仍然會是一個負責任、慷慨、善良的 18 歲體育老師。

That really was.

真的是這樣。

Yeah.

是啊

Everything was great.

一切都很好。

Let's compare highest rate of performance.

讓我們來比較一下最高性能比。

Ryan, Wade Deadpool in 2008, an 8 out of 10 IMDb rating.

瑞安-韋德-死侍，2008 年，IMDb 評分 8 分（滿分 10 分）。

Wow.

哇

That only gets an 8.

這隻能得 8 分。

You as Wade.

你扮演韋德

Hugh, as Ryan in The Prestige, got 8.5.

休在《威望》中飾演的瑞恩獲得了 8.5 分。

An amazing move.

了不起的舉動

Again.

再來一次

Like you've worked with some of them.

就像你和他們中的一些人共事過一樣。

Yeah, that was amazing.

是啊，太神奇了。

People think they know you for playing the guy with the little utensils for hands.

人們認為他們認識你，是因為你扮演了一個用小器皿當手的人。

But boy, you've got other talents, my friend.

不過，朋友，你還有其他才能。

But can I just say, comedy is really overlooked.

但我只能說，喜劇真的被忽視了。

Yeah, the Academy just keeps f***ing around on that one.

是啊，學院在這個問題上一直在瞎折騰。

Right?

對不對？

It really is.

確實如此。

Yep.

是的。

I hope the Academy is watching.

我希望學院正在關注。

Oh, I'm winning this.

哦，我贏了

I'm totally winning this one.

我贏定了

What?

什麼？

I mean, I've won a Razzie.

我是說，我贏過一次拉茲獎。

Have you won a Razzie?

你得過拉齊獎嗎？

I have not.

我沒有。

I was in a movie that won a Razzie.

我參演的一部電影獲得了拉茲獎。

Thank you for giving people terrible ideas.

謝謝你們給人們提供了可怕的想法。

Movie 43, I think, won a Razzie.

我想，《電影 43》獲得過 Razzie 獎。

A bunch of them, maybe.

也許是一群。

But not you personally.

但不是你本人。

The movie.

電影

Yeah.

是啊

I don't like to say that.

我不喜歡這麼說。

It makes me relatable and brings me, you know, things like that.

它讓我變得親切，給我帶來了，你知道的，諸如此類的東西。

It's just mean.

太刻薄了

It's just a mean concept.

這只是一個卑鄙的概念。

Whoever's behind that is f***ing mean.

幕後黑手真他媽卑鄙。

Davis.

戴維斯

I forgot the name of the character.

我忘了人物的名字。

Davis.

戴維斯

In the segment, The Catcher, movie 43, which is a bunch of short films.

在 "捕手 "部分，電影 43 是一組短片。

I was in the one where I had testicles hanging from my neck.

我就在一個脖子上掛著睪丸的地方。

Do not look that up.

別查了。

Do not.

不要

Do not.

不要

When you look it up in the search bar, too, don't hit images or video.

在搜索欄中查找時，也不要點擊圖片或視頻。

And the one you don't know, they were prosthetic.

而你不知道的那個，是假肢。

I actually had them fitted in my kitchen, and my children are still in therapy.

實際上，我在廚房裡安裝了這些設備，我的孩子們還在接受治療。

Yeah.

是啊

And I will tell you firsthand, potent as hell.

我可以親口告訴你，它的效果非常好。

I was Carl O'Reilly.

我是卡爾-奧萊利

I didn't even know the name of my character.

我甚至不知道自己角色的名字。

In Bolt Neck, FKA, Big Monster on...

在 Bolt Neck、FKA、Big Monster 上...

A.K.A. Big...

又名大...

FKA, does that say?

FKA，是這樣說的嗎？

Or A.K.A.?

還是 A.K.A.？

FKA?

FKA?

F***ing known as Big Monster on Campus from the year 2000.

從 2000 年起就被稱為 "校園大怪獸"。

So, you know, I also have been around.

所以，你知道，我也一直在附近。

So yours was a 4.7.

所以你的是 4.7。

4.7.

4.7.

I hit a 4.3.

我的成績是 4.3。

I feel like both of us, these ratings are very high.

我覺得我們倆的評價都很高。

I want to read the description of the movie.

我想看看電影的描述。

A student receives a serial killer's brain in a transplant after being thrown into a pool with no water in it.

一名學生被扔進一個沒有水的游泳池後，接受了連環殺手的大腦移植手術。

How can you not say yes to that movie?

你怎麼能不對這部電影說 "好 "呢？

I mean, right?

我是說，對嗎？

Right?

對不對？

Can I tell one thing?

我能說一件事嗎？

I've done a lot, like an inordinate amount of body-switching movies.

我拍過很多電影，比如大量的身體轉換電影。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, I don't know what that...

是啊，我不知道那是什麼...

Change-ups.

變化球

Change-ups.

變化球

Yeah, like they're all kind of...

是啊，就像他們都是那種......

There's a lot of it in even Pikachu.

就連皮卡丘中也有很多這樣的元素。

Detective Pikachu's kind of a body, you know?

皮卡丘偵探就像個軀殼，你知道嗎？

Okay.

好的

Like, I've got to figure this out.

就像，我得想辦法解決這個問題。

There's more to it.

還不止這些。

Huh?

啊？

Something's not right, Frank.

有點不對勁，弗蘭克

Yeah, so let's compare People's Sexiest Man Alive.

是的，讓我們來比較一下《人物》雜誌評選出的 "最性感男士"。

That's very nice, IMDb, referencing another...

很好，IMDb 引用了另一個...

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Very nice.

非常好

Okay, Ryan, your honoree in 2010.

好了，瑞安，2010 年的獲獎者。

2010.

2010.

Johnny Depp was the honoree in 2009.

2009 年，約翰尼-德普曾獲此殊榮。

Okay.

好的

Oh, I was 2008.

哦，我是 2008 年。

2008.

2008.

Back when you had it.

當你擁有它的時候

Yeah, and you were also one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People Five Years Running between 1961 and 1966.

是啊，1961 年至 1966 年間，你還連續五年入選《人物》雜誌 "50 位最美人物"。

That is incredible.

太不可思議了

It was incredible.

真是不可思議。

As a fetus.

作為胎兒

How did they get that ultrasound of your parents?

他們是怎麼拿到你父母的超音波照片的？

It's true.

這是真的。

It's true.

這是真的。

It was amazing.

太神奇了

Well, I was styled.

好吧，我是有造型的。

I was styled in there.

我在那裡做了造型。

I wasn't in 2004.

2004 年我不是。

I don't want anyone to think that, yeah.

我不想讓任何人這麼想，是的。

But wow, 50 Most Beautiful People.

但是，哇，50 位最美人物。

That sounds exclusionary.

這聽起來有排斥性。

Let's move to the next one here.

讓我們進入下一個環節。

Okay, so let's compare trademarks.

好了，讓我們來比較一下商標。

Ryan often plays likable regular guys.

瑞安經常扮演一些討人喜歡的普通人。

What they're not saying is himself, which I don't know why that gets a bad rap.

他們沒有說的是他自己，我不知道這為什麼會被說成是壞話。