I am.

我就是

So sorry about that.

非常抱歉。

But yes, this is Hugh Jackman.

但沒錯，這就是休-傑克曼。

And today we're going to be comparing each other's IMDb pages.

今天，我們將比較彼此的 IMDb 頁面。

Yep, and Hugh, spoiler alert, will come out on top.

是的，而休--劇透警告，將會出人頭地。

In every way or shape.

無論以何種方式或形式。

Let's give the people what they came for.

讓我們給人民帶來他們想要的東西。

Deadpool and Wolverine.

死侍和金剛狼

Let's compare.

讓我們來比較一下。

Highest Starmeter ranking.

最高星表排名。

I have never looked at my ranking.

我從未看過自己的排名。

I'd love to know what it is today.

我很想知道今天是什麼時候。

Me too.

我也是。

Ryan, your highest was number two.

萊恩，你的最高分是第二名。

I never cracked number one.

我從未突破過第一名。

With Chaos Theory in 2008 and Deadpool in 2016.

2008 年的《混沌理論》和 2016 年的《死侍》。

The algorithm at IMDb is clearly broken.

IMDb 的算法顯然有問題。

Hugh's now hit number one with X-Men in 2000.

休在 2000 年憑藉《X 戰警》一舉奪魁。

And X2, X-Men United.

還有《X2》、《X 戰警聯盟》。

There's a lot of Xs.

有很多 X。

Can we retitle that movie?

我們能給這部電影重新命名嗎？

That's not good.

這可不好。

And all I see is 2002.

而我看到的只是 2002 年。

Yeah, wow.

是啊，哇

It's been a...

這是一個...

Yeah, right?

是嗎？

It's just a long, slow descent.

這只是一個漫長而緩慢的下降過程。

I hope it's been slow.

希望進展緩慢。

It might have just been...

可能只是...

Hugh, you're 10,641.

休，你是10641。

Alright, so this is clever branding.

好吧，這就是巧妙的品牌推廣。

I see what you've done here.

我知道你在這裡做了什麼。

Okay, wow.

好吧，哇。

Let's compare prior careers.

讓我們比較一下之前的職業生涯。

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

Ryan, you used to work in a grocery store.

Ryan 你以前在雜貨店工作過

And you stocked shelves.

你還在貨架上放貨。

I did, yeah.

是的

In Vancouver.

在溫哥華

One of the best shelves I've ever had.

這是我用過的最好的書架之一。

Safeway.

Safeway.

Thank you.

謝謝。

Hello, Safeway.

你好，Safeway

Steve, Peter, everybody.

史蒂夫 彼得 各位

Okay, Hugh was a P.E. teacher before becoming an actor.

好吧，休在成為演員之前是一名體育老師。

His life goal early on was to become an international journalist.

他早年的人生目標是成為一名國際記者。

That's so true.

說得太對了。

Wow.

哇

That last bit is true.

最後一點是真的。

Yeah.

是啊

P.E. teacher.

體育老師

I was 18 and I was negligently put in charge of kids when I was only 18.

我當時只有 18 歲，卻被疏忽地讓我負責管理孩子們。

And had not gone to university.

也沒有上過大學。

And I was getting paid 50 pounds a week, living at a boarding school.

我的薪水是每週 50 英鎊，住在寄宿學校裡。

But people are kind of born a certain way.

但人天生就是這樣的。

I feel like you still would have been a responsible, generous, kind, 18-year-old P.E. teacher.

我覺得你仍然會是一個負責任、慷慨、善良的 18 歲體育老師。

That really was.

真的是這樣。

Yeah.

是啊

Everything was great.

一切都很好。

Let's compare highest rate of performance.

讓我們來比較一下最高性能比。

Ryan, Wade Deadpool in 2008, an 8 out of 10 IMDb rating.

瑞安-韋德-死侍，2008 年，IMDb 評分 8 分（滿分 10 分）。

Wow.

哇

That only gets an 8.

這隻能得 8 分。

You as Wade.

你扮演韋德

Hugh, as Ryan in The Prestige, got 8.5.

休在《威望》中飾演的瑞恩獲得了 8.5 分。

An amazing move.

了不起的舉動

Again.

再來一次

Like you've worked with some of them.

就像你和他們中的一些人共事過一樣。

Yeah, that was amazing.

是啊，太神奇了。

People think they know you for playing the guy with the little utensils for hands.

人們認為他們認識你，是因為你扮演了一個用小器皿當手的人。

But boy, you've got other talents, my friend.

不過，朋友，你還有其他才能。

But can I just say, comedy is really overlooked.

但我只能說，喜劇真的被忽視了。

Yeah, the Academy just keeps f***ing around on that one.

是啊，學院在這個問題上一直在瞎折騰。

Right?

對不對？

It really is.

確實如此。

Yep.

是的。

I hope the Academy is watching.

我希望學院正在關注。

Oh, I'm winning this.

哦，我贏了

I'm totally winning this one.

我贏定了

What?

什麼？

I mean, I've won a Razzie.

我是說，我贏過一次拉茲獎。

Have you won a Razzie?

你得過拉齊獎嗎？

I have not.

我沒有。

I was in a movie that won a Razzie.

我參演的一部電影獲得了拉茲獎。

Thank you for giving people terrible ideas.

謝謝你們給人們提供了可怕的想法。

Movie 43, I think, won a Razzie.

我想，《電影 43》獲得過 Razzie 獎。

A bunch of them, maybe.

也許是一群。

But not you personally.

但不是你本人。

The movie.

電影

Yeah.

是啊

I don't like to say that.

我不喜歡這麼說。

It makes me relatable and brings me, you know, things like that.

它讓我變得親切，給我帶來了，你知道的，諸如此類的東西。

It's just mean.

太刻薄了

It's just a mean concept.

這只是一個卑鄙的概念。

Whoever's behind that is f***ing mean.

幕後黑手真他媽卑鄙。

Davis.

戴維斯

I forgot the name of the character.

我忘了人物的名字。

Davis.

戴維斯

In the segment, The Catcher, movie 43, which is a bunch of short films.

在 "捕手 "部分，電影 43 是一組短片。

I was in the one where I had testicles hanging from my neck.

我就在一個脖子上掛著睪丸的地方。

Do not look that up.

別查了。

Do not.

不要

Do not.

不要

When you look it up in the search bar, too, don't hit images or video.

在搜索欄中查找時，也不要點擊圖片或視頻。

And the one you don't know, they were prosthetic.

而你不知道的那個，是假肢。

I actually had them fitted in my kitchen, and my children are still in therapy.

實際上，我在廚房裡安裝了這些設備，我的孩子們還在接受治療。

Yeah.

是啊

And I will tell you firsthand, potent as hell.

我可以親口告訴你，它的效果非常好。

I was Carl O'Reilly.

我是卡爾-奧萊利

I didn't even know the name of my character.

我甚至不知道自己角色的名字。

In Bolt Neck, FKA, Big Monster on...

在 Bolt Neck、FKA、Big Monster 上...

A.K.A. Big...

又名大...

FKA, does that say?

FKA，是這樣說的嗎？

Or A.K.A.?

還是 A.K.A.？

FKA?

FKA?

F***ing known as Big Monster on Campus from the year 2000.

從 2000 年起就被稱為 "校園大怪獸"。

So, you know, I also have been around.

所以，你知道，我也一直在附近。

So yours was a 4.7.

所以你的是 4.7。

4.7.

4.7.

I hit a 4.3.

我的成績是 4.3。

I feel like both of us, these ratings are very high.

我覺得我們倆的評價都很高。

I want to read the description of the movie.

我想看看電影的描述。

A student receives a serial killer's brain in a transplant after being thrown into a pool with no water in it.

一名學生被扔進一個沒有水的游泳池後，接受了連環殺手的大腦移植手術。

How can you not say yes to that movie?

你怎麼能不對這部電影說 "好 "呢？

I mean, right?

我是說，對嗎？

Right?

對不對？

Can I tell one thing?

我能說一件事嗎？

I've done a lot, like an inordinate amount of body-switching movies.

我拍過很多電影，比如大量的身體轉換電影。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, I don't know what that...

是啊，我不知道那是什麼...

Change-ups.

變化球

Change-ups.

變化球

Yeah, like they're all kind of...

是啊，就像他們都是那種......

There's a lot of it in even Pikachu.

就連皮卡丘中也有很多這樣的元素。

Detective Pikachu's kind of a body, you know?

皮卡丘偵探就像個軀殼，你知道嗎？

Okay.

好的

Like, I've got to figure this out.

就像，我得想辦法解決這個問題。

There's more to it.

還不止這些。

Huh?

啊？

Something's not right, Frank.

有點不對勁，弗蘭克

Yeah, so let's compare People's Sexiest Man Alive.

是的，讓我們來比較一下《人物》雜誌評選出的 "最性感男士"。

That's very nice, IMDb, referencing another...

很好，IMDb 引用了另一個...

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Very nice.

非常好

Okay, Ryan, your honoree in 2010.

好了，瑞安，2010 年的獲獎者。

2010.

2010.

Johnny Depp was the honoree in 2009.

2009 年，約翰尼-德普曾獲此殊榮。

Okay.

好的

Oh, I was 2008.

哦，我是 2008 年。

2008.

2008.

Back when you had it.

當你擁有它的時候

Yeah, and you were also one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People Five Years Running between 1961 and 1966.

是啊，1961 年至 1966 年間，你還連續五年入選《人物》雜誌 "50 位最美人物"。

That is incredible.

太不可思議了

It was incredible.

真是不可思議。

As a fetus.

作為胎兒

How did they get that ultrasound of your parents?

他們是怎麼拿到你父母的超音波照片的？

It's true.

這是真的。

It's true.

這是真的。

It was amazing.

太神奇了

Well, I was styled.

好吧，我是有造型的。

I was styled in there.

我在那裡做了造型。

I wasn't in 2004.

2004 年我不是。

I don't want anyone to think that, yeah.

我不想讓任何人這麼想，是的。

But wow, 50 Most Beautiful People.

但是，哇，50 位最美人物。

That sounds exclusionary.

這聽起來有排斥性。

Let's move to the next one here.

讓我們進入下一個環節。

Okay, so let's compare trademarks.

好了，讓我們來比較一下商標。

Ryan often plays likable regular guys.

瑞安經常扮演一些討人喜歡的普通人。

What they're not saying is himself, which I don't know why that gets a bad rap.

他們沒有說的是他自己，我不知道這為什麼會被說成是壞話。

You know, all the guys I looked up to as a kid, all of them.

你知道，所有我小時候仰慕的人，他們所有人。

Cary Grant.

加里-格蘭特

True.

沒錯。

I agree.

我同意。

Sarcastic, sharp-edged wit paired with a frequent stone-faced delivery.

諷刺、尖銳的機智與經常面無表情的表達相得益彰。

Stone-faced.

面無表情。

Okay.

好的

And a tattoo on his left wrist.

左手腕上還有一個紋身。

Yeah, that's kind of, yeah, I wish he didn't have it.

是啊，是啊，我希望他沒有。

It's a 9 o'clock gun, which is in Vancouver.

這是 9 點鐘方向的槍，在溫哥華。

It's a cannon that goes off every night at 9 o'clock.

這是一門大炮，每晚 9 點鐘鳴響。

It has a curfew way, way back in the day.

在很久很久以前，這裡就有宵禁。

I think World War I it was a curfew.

我想第一次世界大戰時是宵禁。

Really?

真的嗎？

I might be getting that wrong.

我可能搞錯了。

And that's an interesting historical fact and a sightseeing moment.

這是一個有趣的歷史事實，也是一個觀光時刻。

Well, shocking that Canada has a gun.

令人震驚的是，加拿大竟然有槍。

I agree.

我同意。

Like, our military's mostly pylons.

比如，我們的軍隊大多是鐵塔。

Have you ever talked publicly about why it was on your wrist?

你有沒有公開談論過為什麼會戴在手腕上？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I was young and I was in Australia.

那時我還年輕，又在澳洲。

I was in Byron Bay and I got that tattoo there.

我當時在拜倫灣，就是在那裡紋的身。

Nice.

不錯。

Yeah, right?

是嗎？

Yeah, crazy, right?

是啊，很瘋狂，對吧？

Crazy.

瘋了

Yeah.

是啊

Okay, my trademarks.

好吧，我的商標。

I think I should read them because it's going to make me very embarrassed.

我想我應該讀一讀，因為這會讓我非常尷尬。

Ruggedly handsome features.

粗獷帥氣的五官。

Okay, yeah.

好吧

Right, sure.

對，當然。

Wow.

哇

Yeah, this morning.

是啊，今天早上。

Every morning it looks pretty rugged to me.

每天早上，我都能看到它崎嶇不平的樣子。

Oh, boy.

哦，天哪

Yeah, straight roadkill.

是啊，簡直就是馬路殺手。

Renowned for his persuasive American accent.

以其極具說服力的美國口音而聞名。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Chest plat.

胸板。

My dialect coach will be very happy to hear that.

我的方言教練聽到這個消息一定會很高興。

Muscular physique.

肌肉發達的體格

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

Yeah.

是啊

Wow, look at that.

哇，看看這個。

Those prosthetics are firing on all cylinders.

這些假肢都是火力全開。

Deep resonant voice.

低沉嘹亮的聲音

Deep resonant voice.

低沉嘹亮的聲音

Yep.

是的。

And a nice guy reputation.

還有一個好人的名聲。

Well, let's not get crazy on MTV.

好了，我們別在 MTV 上發瘋了。

There's no real rating on that, is there?

沒有真正的評級，不是嗎？

No real rating system there.

沒有真正的評級系統。

True.

沒錯。

Such a nice man.

真是個好人

Hey, I never asked for this.

嘿，我可從來沒要過這個。

Okay, let's compare.

好吧，我們來比較一下。

Now, first IMDb credits.

現在，先來看看 IMDb 的功勞簿。

Ryan is Billy Simpson.

瑞安就是比利-辛普森

That was the first job I ever did in show business.

那是我在演藝界做的第一份工作。

In 15 and Hillside.

在 15 和 Hillside。

Talk us through the backstory for Billy.

跟我們說說比利的背景故事。

If you remember the research you did.

如果你還記得你所做的研究

Research.

研究。

I mean, I just, yeah, it was unbelievable.

我的意思是，我只是，是的，這是令人難以置信的。

I remember it paid like $250 a week.

我記得一週的工資大概是 250 美元。

That's awesome.

太棒了

No, it was awesome.

不，這太棒了。

At the time, I was like, I am loaded.

當時我就想，我已經上膛了。

Like, I am going to do some crazy business.

比如，我要做一些瘋狂的生意。

So you're $250 a week.

所以你一週 250 美元。

I got my first job in 9 feet was $1,200 a week.

我在 9 英尺的地方找到了第一份工作，每週 1200 美元。

So, Australian.

所以，澳大利亞人。

Oh, that's like Dracula's.

哦，這就像德古拉的。

I mean, that's...

我的意思是...

Holy...

神聖的...

Charles Chicka McCray.

查爾斯-奇卡-麥克雷

All my mates call me Chicka still because I was so bad.

我所有的夥伴都叫我奇卡，因為我太壞了。

Because of this?

就因為這個？

Yeah.

是啊

I didn't know you were Charles in charge.

我不知道你是查爾斯的負責人。

And I was a football...

我是一個足球...

That was you.

是你

That was me.

這就是我。

It does make sense now.

現在看來確實有道理。

Wait, so hold on, Chicka was you?

等等，奇卡是你嗎？

Charles Chicka McCray.

查爾斯-奇卡-麥克雷

I was like a footballing legend that accidentally got in a fight and the guy died.

我就像一個足球界的傳奇人物，不小心打了一架，結果那傢伙死了。

And see, I did my backstory.

看，我做了我的背景故事。

The guy died from the punch.

那人被一拳打死了。

And then all of a sudden...

然後突然

You punched him?

你打了他？

Yeah, like, you know, a bit of a scrap on field or something.

是啊，就像，你知道的，球場上的一點小摩擦什麼的。

Anyway, but the footage of me pretending to be an AFL football star is humiliating.

總之，但我裝成 AFL 橄欖球明星的鏡頭太丟人了。

And all my friends are like, Chicka, let's go and play footy.

我所有的朋友都說，奇卡，我們去踢足球吧。

And I'm like, they still call me Chicka.

我想，他們還是叫我奇卡。

Yes, we have a few of those in our...

是的，在我們的...

A few of those skeletons in our closet.

我們衣櫃裡的一些骷髏。

Oh, come on.

得了吧

What happens on the field stays on the field.

球場上發生的事，就留在球場上。

Let's compare Oscar nominations.

讓我們來比較一下奧斯卡提名。

Ryan has watched the Oscars five times.

萊恩曾五次觀看奧斯卡頒獎典禮。