Right I got him, I got him No, no, no Oh, he's pouring it all over my bed That's a lot That's gonna seep through to your bed Shouldn't have done it then Got a swimming pool on my bed I'm gonna go swimming It's deep We're going out Going out to play a bit of footy Borez, Feckham and Shmikey You're gonna see some fouls And some shots and some goals Jumpers for goalposts What do you want?

好了，我抓住他了，我抓住他了 不，不，不，哦，他把水都倒在我床上了 那可真多，會滲到你床上的 那就不應該這麼做 我床上有個游泳池，我要去游泳 水很深，我們要出去 出去踢球，博雷茲，費克漢姆和什米奇 你們會看到一些犯規，一些射門和一些進球 用跳投換門柱 你想要什麼？

Come on Oh, that was sick Pyjama bottoms, pair of shorts A top, a jumper, another top A pair of gloves and a pair of goalie gloves And my beautiful beanie Ripped nice shoe look These cost me £80 new, they're probably worth £6 now Nice trackies that once were nice And now they're not as much They're held together with a shoelace And they've got holes in them everywhere And I've gone with the The unreliable Fowler I dressed myself this morning I'm Fernando Borez You've got Feckham Which is Andy Fowler Right over there Peter, Shmikey And Jack You're about to see a superbowl I've lost my balls One of these next Heads That's the one You got a touch on that I swear you stayed in the air for like three seconds Hit one of the willies on the ground This is the one Goal Goal Is that mine?

睡衣褲，短褲，上衣，毛衣，另一件上衣 一雙手套，一雙守門員手套 我漂亮的小帽，漂亮的鞋子 這些花了我80英鎊，現在可能只值6英鎊現在可能只值6英鎊 曾經很好看的運動服，現在不那麼好看了 用鞋帶綁在一起，到處都是洞 我選擇了不可靠的福勒 我今早給自己穿的衣服，我是費爾南多・博雷茲 你有費克漢姆，他是安迪・福勒 就在那邊，彼得、史邁基和傑克你要看超級盃了，我的球丟了 下一個頭球中的一個 就是這個，你觸球了 我發誓你在空中停留了3秒鐘 打中了地上的一個人

So Oh my god Any words?

我的天啊，有什麼話要說嗎？

No Good hand Good hand Beautiful Watch this, top bin Ah, great save Hey look, there's a falcon There's a falcon So very close Well done Mikey Shmikey never left mate Shmikey never left We decided to cut out all the boring stuff in the middle And go straight for the bigger It's the crossbar challenge 3, 2, 1 Yeah?

好手 好手 漂亮 看這個 頂倉 啊 救得好 嘿 看 有隻獵鷹 有隻獵鷹 非常接近 幹得好 Mikey Shmikey never left mate Shmikey never left 我們決定刪掉中間所有無聊的東西 直接挑戰更高難度的橫杆 3 2 1 是嗎?

Most climactic thing ever I'm dead mate I'm on a diet And I haven't eaten And I'm feeling bad But I'm feeling dead Player ratings I'll go Mikey in I'll give him a 9 Brooke I'll give him a 6 Jack I reckon Jack was the best player here today And I think myself outfield I'll give myself a 0 Right What do you do when your boxers come down with your pants?

我死了 夥計 我在節食 我沒吃東西 我感覺很糟 但我感覺我死了 球員評分 我給米奇打9分 布魯克打6分 傑克打6分 我認為傑克是今天這裡最好的球員 我認為我自己是外野手 我給自己打0分 好吧 當你的拳擊內褲和你的褲子一起掉下來時 你會怎麼做？

Mikey, you had a great day Thank you You know what's embarrassing?

米奇，你今天過得很愉快，謝謝你 你知道最尷尬的是什麼嗎？

What?

什麼？

It's February the 2nd On the day of filming We're going to see how long we can keep it up for What's up guys?

今天是 2 月 2 日，在拍攝當天，我們要看看還能堅持多久。 你們好嗎？

Shut up!

閉嘴

So we just recorded Finished recording a cover What's up roadies?

我們剛剛錄製完成了翻唱。

What's up roadies?

你們好嗎？

What's up roadies?

你們好嗎？

What's up roadies?

你們好嗎？

So we just finished recording We just finished recording a cover Jack was trying to say I just finished I went for the lens cap One sec There it is in his hand You can clearly see it It's broomstick Right so we're going to sweep this up quickly Aww Ben's calling me One sec Love you Ben Love Benny It's going to be out this Sunday I think it's going to be coming out after this vlog So we're not going to tell you what the cover is We wanted it to be a little surprise Really bad angle of my face Hopefully you guys enjoy it We had a great time Putting in a lot of hours for this one for you guys So yeah Love ya So we just When I wrote you a letter My name's Brooklyn You're Andy We're in the kitchen right now We're two blondes I've got some tired eyes I need some water and some sleep Rock Scissors Paper did it today What paper scissors?

我們剛錄完封面 傑克想說我剛錄完，我去拿鏡頭蓋了 一秒 他手裡拿著的，你可以清楚地看到 那是掃把 對，所以我們要快點把它掃掉 本在叫我 一秒 愛你的本，愛你的本尼 這週日就會發行了 我想它會在這個視頻之後發行封面是什麼 我們想給你們一個驚喜 我臉的角度真的很差 希望你們喜歡 我們很開心 花了很多時間為你們做這個封面

What did you get?

你得到了什麼？

I'm going RSP Because that's black Because it rocks as a paper We call it Rochambeau To the girl you used to be Shut your mouth I was on Corridor and Is it Cat and Hoover?

我要去 RSP 因為那是黑色的 因為它像紙一樣堅硬 我們叫它 Rochambeau 致你曾經的女孩 閉上你的嘴 我在走廊上 是貓和胡佛嗎？

It's Cat and Hoover isn't it?

是貓和胡佛，對嗎？

Oh well I'd done Ryan's job I Hoovered Jack was very tired He was like I can't hack these late nights anymore Woke up and went straight away I can't hack this anymore And I started thinking Okay He's going He's gone You're so I'm not going anywhere Good boy You're stuck with me That's a dedication I like here at Road Trip I may fall asleep though Shut up Look at him watching his laptop Thinking he's all cool and hard Hashtag Jack's hard Take it Take it Take it Nearly Oh it's my hand now It starts That's a tough one Look at that Take off your microphone Come here now girl Shut up

我做了瑞安的工作，傑克很累，他說我不能再熬夜了 醒來就走，我不能再熬夜了，我開始想，好吧，他走了，他走了，你走了，我哪兒也不去 好孩子，你要和我在一起，這是奉獻我喜歡 "公路之旅" 我可能會睡著 閉嘴 看他在看筆記本電腦 以為自己很酷很硬 Hashtag Jack's hard Take it Take it Take it Nearly Oh it's my hand now It starts That's a tough one Look at that Take off your micropho