I think we have a pair around.

我想我們身邊有一對。

Uh-huh. Let me ask you a question.

嗯哼我問你個問題

How fast do you think you have to be going on roller skates to get past a couple of armor guards and still be going fast enough to smash through a safe door?

你覺得你得有多快的輪滑速度才能越過幾個裝甲守衛，還能快到撞開安全門？

One of those big bank safes?

那種大的銀行保險箱？

No! I don't know.

我不知道。

Yeah. Yeah?

嗯 - 嗯？ - Yeah.Yeah. Yeah?

♪ I want you, but I don't need you ♪

我想要你，但我不需要你

It is so good to see you, Keith.

見到你真高興，基思。

Yeah. We usually have to wait for a special occasion.

是啊我們通常要等到特殊的場合。

Well, actually, I have a little surprise.

其實，我有個小驚喜。

I got engaged.

我訂婚了

Oh!

哦！

Oh, son.

哦，孩子

Oh, shit.

哦，該死

Woo-hoo!

嗚呼！

Yes!

是的！

Wow!

哇

Congratulations, little bro.

恭喜你，小兄弟。

Engaged.

訂婚了

Kind of a big deal.

這可是件大事。

More for me, I guess. That's what that means.

對我來說更多，我想。就是這個意思

Yes. Well, um, she got a name?

是的她有名字嗎？

Stephanie.

斯蒂芬妮

Marriage is a wonderful journey.

婚姻是一段美妙的旅程。

50% on the divorce.

50%離婚。

Sorry, bro. Them's just the facts.

對不起，兄弟。這只是事實。

I will, uh, I will keep that in mind.

我會記住的。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You got a photo? Oh, yeah.

有照片嗎？有啊

A.K.A. Does she exist?

又名：她存在嗎？

There you go.

這就對了。

Mm! Ha-ha!

嗯Mm! Ha -ha！

Oh, she's beautiful.

哦，她真漂亮。

Let me get eyes on this.

讓我看看這個。

Everybody else already, huh?

其他人都已經來了，是吧？

Great lighting.

照明效果很好。

Airbrushed?

噴繪？

Uh, no.

沒有

She kind of looks like that one model, uh, on The Price is Right.

她長得有點像 "物美價廉 "節目裡的那個模特。

Uh, yes.

是的

Uh, that's her.

是她

The Price is Right, Clive.

價格是對的，克萊夫

That's your show.

那是你的節目。

Shut up, Mom!

閉嘴 媽媽

No, it's not.

不，不是這樣的。

Uh, yeah.

是的

Stephanie.

斯蒂芬妮

Mm-hmm.

嗯

People always underbid on her showcases.

在她的展示會上，人們總是出價過低。

Not the best presenter.

不是最好的主持人。

Where's the wedding?

婚禮在哪裡舉行？

Oh, uh, in Hawaii.

在夏威夷

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Awesome!

棒極了

Whoo-hoo!

嗚呼！

Melaka-liki-maka!

Melaka-liki-maka！

She ever been married before?

她以前結過婚嗎？

Uh, no.

沒有

So she says.

她是這麼說的。

Ex-boyfriend? She got one?

前男友？她有前男友？

Of course.

當然。

Sloppy seconds, at least.

至少是馬馬虎虎的幾秒鐘。

Right, Dad?

對吧，爸爸？

Keith, she sounds wonderful.

凱斯，她聽起來很不錯。

Thank you, Mom.

謝謝你，媽媽。

Shut up, Mom!

閉嘴 媽媽

Silence from you!

你的沉默

Okay.

好的

Get off from talking!

別再說了！

You know what, Clive?

你知道嗎，克萊夫？

I really don't appreciate the way that you're talking to Mom.

我真的不喜歡你對媽媽說話的方式

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈哈

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

The prodigal son hath returned!

浪子回頭了

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You wanna go? Let's go!

你想去嗎？走吧

Because I've been here for the last 15 years, taking care of Mom and Dad and trollopsing all over the world, and why?

因為在過去的 15 年裡，我一直在這裡照顧爸媽，在世界各地輾轉，為什麼？

So you can come back here and criticize me for how I treat them?

所以你就能回來責備我如何對待他們？

No.

不

I actually came here to ask you if you would do me the honor of being my best man.

其實我是來問你願不願意做我的伴郎的

I know that we have, uh, had our differences, but you're my older brother.

我知道我們有分歧 但你是我哥哥

We'll pay for your room, and we're also gonna rent you a car.

我們會支付你的房費 還會給你租輛車

Uh-uh.

嗯

And we'll pay to fly you out there.

我們會付錢讓你飛過去的

First class.

頭等艙。

Well, we can't afford first class.

我們買不起頭等艙。

Well, fuck you!

去你媽的

You're dead to me!

對我來說，你已經死了！

Clive!

克萊夫

Shut up, Mom!

閉嘴 媽媽

I'm eating in my room!

我在房間裡吃飯

Uh...

呃...

Well, that, uh, that went better than expected.

嗯，呃，比預想的要順利。

I think so.

我想是的。

Hey, all I know is it's good having another brother move into the neighborhood.

嘿，我只知道又有一個兄弟搬進來了，這是件好事。

Hey, man, it's good to have you over.

嘿，夥計，很高興你能過來

And I think that you will dig this.

我想你會喜歡的。

All right.

好的

Hey.

嘿。

Huh?

啊？

Nice guitar collection.

吉他收藏不錯。

Oh, thanks, man.

謝謝

Hey, you wanna hear something?

嘿，想聽點什麼嗎？

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

All right, all right.

好吧，好吧

All right, let's get this to his...

好吧，讓我們把這個給他...

Hold on, let's do his...

等等，讓我們做他的...

Well, I'm just a good old American boy

我只是個老實巴交的美國男孩

With a heart that's red, white, and true

擁有一顆紅、白、真摯的心

Dreaming of the girl with the red hair and freckles

夢見紅髮雀斑女孩

And her eyes like the skies of blue

她的眼睛像蔚藍的天空

Country music.

鄉村音樂

Yeah, I grew up in Texas, you know, so...

是的，我在德克薩斯長大，你知道，所以...

All right.

好的

Keep her safe from the homies in the wrong side of town

保護她不被城裡的人欺負

Where they're smoking the reefer and acting like clowns

在那裡，他們吸著大麻，像小丑一樣行事

Keep that pretty white dress from getting dirty and brown

防止漂亮的白色連衣裙變髒變褐

Because that's the American way

因為這是美國的方式

Woo-hoo!

嗚呼！

Oh.

哦。

Pretty racist song.

很有種族主義色彩的一首歌。

Racist against who?

針對誰的種族主義？

Black people.

黑人

Black people?

黑人？

But I'm black.

但我是黑人。

Well, keeping the red-headed girl away from the homies on the wrong side of town.

讓紅髮女孩遠離城中的壞人

Homies?

朋友？

Come on, brother, there's all kinds of homies.

來吧，兄弟，有各種各樣的朋友。

You know, white homies, Asian homies.

你知道的，白人朋友，亞洲朋友。

No, homies are black.

不，朋友是黑人。

No, I think you're making them black, man.

不，我覺得你把它們弄黑了，夥計。

I mean, I think that's your stuff.

我的意思是，我認為這是你的東西。

You hear the twang, and then you assume that it's racist.

你一聽這腔調，就以為是種族歧視。

But that's just what country music is like.

但鄉村音樂就是這樣。

Look, you're gonna like this one.

聽著，你會喜歡這個的。

You'll like this one.

你會喜歡這個的

All right.

好的

Some folks wear their hats way off to the side

有些人把帽子戴得很偏

With their pants down low and a gun tucked inside

褲子脫得低低的，槍也藏在裡面

Take their beer by the 40 and their chicken deep fried

啤酒按 40 升計，炸雞按 40 升計

I think we all know who we're talking about

我想大家都知道我們說的是誰

The only dark I like is when I turn off the lights

我唯一喜歡的黑暗就是關燈的時候

The only hood I love is pointy and white

我唯一喜歡的頭巾是尖尖的、白色的

Can't trust you if I can't see your face at night

晚上看不到你的臉，就無法信任你

I think we all know who we're talking about

我想大家都知道我們說的是誰

Wait, wait, hey.

等等

Stop that.

別說了

That's racist.

這是種族歧視。

What's what?

什麼是什麼？

What is racist about it?

這有什麼種族主義可言？

The only hood I love is pointy and white?

我唯一喜歡的頭巾是尖尖的、白色的？

Yeah, man.

是啊

Let's talk about the Klan, man.

讓我們談談三K黨，夥計。

The Ku Klux Klan?

三K黨？

Are you outside of your mind?

你是否超越了自己的思想？

That's traditional country music imagery, man.

這就是傳統鄉村音樂的形象，夥計。

Like a pickup truck or sleeping under the stars

比如一輛皮卡車，或者在星空下睡覺

Or your dog got killed or your wife left you.

或者你的狗被殺了，或者你的妻子離開了你。

Same thing.

一樣的。

I would have been fine with any of those things.

我對這些事情都沒意見。

What is the difference between those things

這些東西之間有什麼區別

And what is in the song?

歌裡唱了什麼？

They're not racial.

它們不是種族問題。

Hey, you know what?

嘿，你知道嗎？

Can I just say something, man?

我能說句話嗎？

I'm just gonna be frank.

我就直說了。

You're getting a little, like, Al Sharpton, like,

你有點像艾爾-夏普頓了

Farrakhan on me right now, man.

法拉肯現在就在我面前 夥計

Oh, my God.

我的天啊

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Dude, dude, dude, please.

老兄，老兄，老兄，拜託

Hey, give me...

嘿，給我...

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Can I do one more?

我能再來一次嗎？

Let me just do one more, dog.

讓我再來一次，狗狗

I absolutely promise you

我絕對向你保證

That this song is not racist

這首歌沒有種族歧視

And it's impossible for you to misinterpret it as such.

你不可能誤解成這樣。

Okay, it seems like you're about to sing

好吧，看來你是要唱了

The most racist song so far.

迄今為止最具種族主義色彩的歌曲

I'm not.

我沒有。

Hi-de-la-de-la-de-lee

喜得拉得拉得利

Get me a rope and find me a tree

給我一根繩子，給我一棵樹

Okay, I'm out.

好吧，我不玩了

Hey, hey!

嘿，嘿

Over here trying to sing about a tire swing.

這邊在唱輪胎鞦韆

Can write off an entire genre of music.

可以將整個音樂流派一筆勾銷。

The banjos are strumming

班卓琴在彈奏

And the drums are a-banging

鼓聲震天

Let's get the boys together

讓孩子們聚在一起

And have ourselves a-hanging

把自己吊起來

Oh, damn.

哦，該死

Now I see it.

現在我明白了。

Now I see it.

現在我明白了。

You can say as much as you want.

你想說多少就說多少。

But you can't say the name of the celebrity

但你不能說出名人的名字

Or any part of their name.

或他們名字的任何部分。

Got it?

明白了嗎？

Yeah, we got it.

是的，我們知道了。

No, you're still gonna lose.

不，你還是會輸

You're going down.

你要倒下了

Why don't you start the timer and be amazed?

為什麼不啟動計時器，讓自己大吃一驚呢？

And go.

走吧

Okay, this guy, E equals MC squared.

好吧，這傢伙，E 等於 MC 的平方。

Albert Einstein.

阿爾伯特-愛因斯坦

Yes, that is correct.

是的，沒錯。

Wait, easy.

等等，別急。

Hello.

你好

Okay, this is the Terminator.

好吧，這是 "終結者"。

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

阿諾德-施瓦辛格

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

We got a moment to talk about...

我們有時間談談...

Are you talking to me?

你在跟我說話嗎？

Robert De Niro.

羅伯特-德尼羅

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

All right, so this person

好吧，那麼這個人

Pretending to be straight, but he's really gay.

假裝是異性戀，其實是同志。

Me.

我

And he's...

他...

Uh, he is, um...

呃，他是，嗯...

Excuse me.

打擾一下

He's Livin' La Vida Loca.

他的生活就像在地生活。

Me.

我

It's not me.

不是我

No, okay.

不，好吧

He's a, um, Latin pop star.

他是個拉丁歌星

I'm not a Latin pop star.

我不是拉丁歌星

No, you're not.

不，你沒有。

It's not you.

不是你

He bangs, he bangs.

他撞擊，他撞擊。

Oh, Ricky Martin.

哦，瑞奇-馬丁

That is correct.

沒錯。

I wrote that one, too.

這也是我寫的。

Ding!

丁

Good evening, my fellow Americans.

晚上好，我的美國同胞們。

Now, before we begin,

現在，在我們開始之前

I'd like to once again introduce you to my anger translator, Luther.

我想再次向你們介紹我的憤怒翻譯盧瑟。

Hi.

你好。

Now, this November,

現在，今年 11 月、

I want each and every one of you to ask yourselves what has changed in the last four years.

我希望你們每個人都捫心自問，在過去的四年裡發生了什麼變化。

Who killed Osama bin Laden?

誰殺死了本-拉登？

What has my administration accomplished?

我的政府取得了哪些成就？

Did we accomplish killing America's biggest enemy?

我們殺死了美國最大的敵人嗎？

Uh, check.

嗯，檢查。

Did that.

做到了

Boom!

Boom！

In 2011 alone, we created more jobs than George W. Bush did in all eight years of his office.

僅在 2011 年，我們創造的就業機會就超過了小布什在任八年的總和。

Except for Osama bin Laden, Hunter, because that job don't exist anymore because I went over there and I killed him in his face.

除了奧薩馬-本-拉登，亨特，因為那份工作已經不存在了，因為我去了那裡，當著他的面殺了他。

We helped make health care accessible to more Americans than ever before.

我們幫助更多美國人獲得了前所未有的醫療保健服務。

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

What'd you say?

你說什麼？

Uh, your World Trade Center hurts?

你的世貿中心疼嗎？

Then why don't you take two dead bin Ladens and call me in the morning, bitch?

那你為什麼不帶上兩個死掉的本拉登 明早給我打電話 賤人

This election, make the decision that you think best serves the future of this country.

在這次選舉中，請做出您認為最有利於國家未來的決定。

Or you can eat a dum-dum sandwich and just vote for the person who didn't kill Osama bin Laden.

或者你也可以吃個傻瓜三明治，直接投票給沒有殺死本-拉登的人。

Why would you do it?

你為什麼要這麼做？

Why would you do it?

你為什麼要這麼做？

I plan to run a clean campaign, one based on the issues and the accomplishments of my administration.

我計劃開展一場乾淨利落的競選活動，以問題和我的政府所取得的成就為基礎。

Mm-hmm.

嗯

But I'm gonna tell you right now, if the Republicans, if they had caught Osama bin Laden, they wouldn't even pay an election, man!

但我現在要告訴你 如果共和黨抓住了本拉登 他們連選舉的錢都不會付 夥計

They'd just put a crown on his head and give him a castle and just call him the King of America and that'll be it!

他們只需給他戴上皇冠，給他一座城堡，稱他為美國國王就可以了！

I said that'll be it!

我說就這樣吧！

All right, all right, all right.

好了，好了，好了

Just, you know, bring it down a notch there, Luther.

只是，你知道，把它降低一個等級，盧瑟。