Name: 【看脫口秀學英文】為什麼我不喜歡葡萄酒？(Why I Don’t I LIke Wine | Gabriel Iglesias)
Uploaded: 2024-09-08T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 5 min 44 s

Some of you already know because you've been to my shows in the past, my poison of choice is tequila.

你們中的一些人已經知道，因為你們過去曾看過我的表演，我的毒藥是龍舌蘭酒。

Certain alcohol I no longer mess with anymore, like I no longer mess with Jaeger.

某些酒我不再沾了，就像我不再喝野格一樣。

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See, first of all, any alcohol that will make you say its name is not safe.

首先，任何能讓你說出它名字的酒都不安全。

And that's the only alcohol that will make you do that.

That's the only one you hear people, Jaeger!

這是你唯一聽到的聲音，野格！

野格之所以可怕，有幾個原因。

I shouldn't even be drinking, but Jaeger has twice as much sugar in it.

我甚至不應該喝酒，但野格有兩倍的糖分。

So if you drink too much of it, it holds on longer than anything else.

是以，如果你喝得太多，它就會比任何東西都更持久。

When you drink it, you're like, it's horrible.

當你喝下它時，你會覺得，它太可怕了。

If you drink too much of it, it holds on longer than anything else.

如果你喝得太多，它就會比任何東西都更持久。

Like if you have one too many beers, you know what happens?

就像如果你喝多了啤酒，你知道會發生什麼嗎？

You get the, and then you return it to the rightful owner.

你拿到它，然後把它物歸原主。

Jaeger makes you feel like you got to bring it back, but you can't.

野格讓你覺得你必須把它帶回來，但你做不到。

All it does is make you dramatic for 45 minutes until it lets go.

它只會讓你在 45 分鐘內戲劇化，直到它放手。

Another alcohol I refuse to mess with anymore is wine.

另一種我拒絕再沾的酒是葡萄酒。

For those of you that don't know, Schaumburg is the kind of the Beverly hills of the area.

對於那些不知道的人來說，沙姆堡就像是該地區的貝弗利山。

I don't like the fact that wine is socially accepted.

我不喜歡酒被社會所接受的事實。

And what I mean by that is that if you see someone with a bottle of wine, if you see a guy crossing the street with a bottle of wine, immediately he's judged, but in a positive way, because wine is always associated with something high class, something positive, something progressive, an anniversary, a celebration of promotion.

我的意思是說，如果你看到有人拿著一瓶酒，如果你看到一個人拿著一瓶酒過馬路，他馬上就會受到評判，但這是一種積極的評判，因為酒總是與高級的東西、積極的東西、進步的東西、週年紀念、升職慶祝聯繫在一起。

Hey, what do you think is going on over there?

Women see a man with a bottle of wine, holding a couple of glasses and immediately lucky bitch.

女人看到一個男人拿著一瓶酒，端著幾個杯子，馬上就會覺得他是個幸運的婊子。

The main reason why I don't like wine is because you cannot accurately measure wine.

我不喜歡葡萄酒的主要原因是，你無法準確測量葡萄酒。

You can measure real enough times, what you can handle and what you can't handle because people who drink a lot love to brag about their drinking abilities.

你可以測量足夠多的真實次數，你能承受什麼，你不能承受什麼，因為經常喝酒的人喜歡吹噓自己的酒量。

即使是喝了四杯奎爾沃酒的女人也不例外。

See, with wine, you cannot accurately measure how much you're drinking unless you're basing it on the bottle.

你看，對於葡萄酒來說，除非根據酒瓶來計算，否則你無法準確衡量自己喝了多少。

And if you're basing it on the bottle, then that's a whole different issue.

如果你以瓶子為依據，那就是完全不同的問題了。

With wine, the glasses are always different sizes.

喝葡萄酒時，酒杯總是大小不一。

And a lot of times you need to rely on someone to pour it for you.

很多時候，你需要依靠別人來幫你倒酒。

Sometimes they fill it up too high, which is not the proper amount.

有時他們裝得太高，這是不合適的。

Sometimes they get it just right, which is a little bit less than half of the glass.

有時，他們會恰到好處，也就是不到杯子的一半。

Sometimes you get that greedy bastard from Olive Garden.

有時你會遇到橄欖園那個貪婪的混蛋。

Where you get that little sample and then you have to hold it up in direct sunlight and do this.

你拿到小樣本後，必須把它放在陽光直射的地方，然後做這個動作。

And you never see wine drinkers drinking with real drinkers in dive bars.

在潛水酒吧裡，你永遠看不到酒鬼和真正的酒鬼一起喝酒。

You might see them at a social gathering like this one or some corporate function, but never at a little hole in the wall.

你可能會在像這樣的社交聚會或一些公司活動中看到他們，但絕不會在牆上的一個小洞裡看到他們。

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