Come and join the couch.

快來加入我們吧

There he is.

他來了

You know everyone on the couch, I believe.

我相信你認識沙發上的每一個人。

Very good.

非常好

Sit down, sit down.

坐下，坐下。

Well done, sir.

幹得好，先生。

Congratulations.

祝賀你

On what?

關於什麼？

On your record.

記錄在案

It's not out yet, man, but it's doing alright, man.

雖然還沒發行，但已經很不錯了。

I have a record back, you know what I mean?

我有一張唱片，你明白我的意思嗎？

Doing what I do, you know what I mean?

做我該做的事，你明白我的意思嗎？

I'm going to tell you this, and you're going to think I'm lying, but honestly, in the television world, it's true.

我要告訴你這些，你會覺得我在撒謊，但說實話，在電視界，這是真的。

OK.

好的。

And the album is out today.

這張專輯已於今天發行。

People can get it today.

人們今天就能得到它。

Oh, yeah, it's out today, yeah.

哦，是的，它今天出來，是的。

LAUGHTER And you're getting deluxe.

你會得到豪華的。

Comes with colouring pens as well.

還配有塗色筆。

You can colour it in.

你可以把它塗上顏色。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, you get a little colouring set and that, so when you're bored, you can just colour me in.

是的，你會得到一套塗色工具，所以當你無聊的時候，你可以給我塗上顏色。

But it's a thing you said you'd never do, the solo album.

但這是你說過永遠不會做的事，個人專輯。

Yeah, cos I prefer to be in a band, you know what I mean?

是的，因為我更喜歡參加樂隊，你明白我的意思嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

So now I'm on your jacks a little bit.

所以現在我對你的千斤頂有點。

It's a bit more better when you're with the lads, even though the lads are there and that.

和小夥子們在一起的感覺會更好一些，儘管小夥子們都在那裡。

Yeah.

是啊

See, now I've got to do all this chatting, haven't I?

你看，現在我得做這些哈拉的事了，不是嗎？

Yes, you see that.

是的，你看到了。

I'm not going to send over Noel, you know what I mean?

我不會把諾埃爾送過去的，你明白我的意思嗎？

He's got all this kind of thing, you know what I mean?

他有這些東西，你明白我的意思嗎？

But, yeah, it is nice to be back making music, for sure.

不過，是的，能回來做音樂確實很好。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

I know you're going to enjoy the tour more, because that will be you back with a band and back on the road.

我知道你會更享受這次巡演，因為這將是你和樂隊一起重新上路。

Yeah.

是啊

Now, pick you up, though.

現在，把你抱起來

How quickly did the tour sell out?

巡演售罄的速度有多快？

I think it was about...

我想大概是...

I think maybe in about an hour or something.

我想大概再過一個小時左右吧。

Yeah.

是啊

Really?

真的嗎？

It might have been a little bit under an hour.

可能還不到一個小時。

Yeah.

是啊

That's good, eh, Chris Rock?

不錯吧，克里斯-洛克？

That's real good.

真不錯

Yeah.

是啊

It's not as fast as yours.

沒有你的快

UK tour?

英國巡演？

UK, yeah.

英國，是的。

No, the American one's still going and that.

不，美國的那個還在繼續。

You keep all the money, huh?

錢都歸你吧？

Yeah.

是啊

A little bit, yeah.

有一點

I've got a lot of outtakes, though, you know what I mean?

不過我有很多花絮，你明白我的意思嗎？

I've got to, like, pay a lot of bills and that.

我得支付很多賬單之類的。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Baby mamas, I get it.

寶媽們，我明白了。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, man.

是啊

Making the record, here tonight, you've got the strings, you've got all these...

製作唱片，今晚在這裡，你已經得到了字符串，你已經得到了所有這些...

What have you got against saxophones?

你為什麼不喜歡薩克斯風？

They're a bit creepy, aren't they?

他們有點令人毛骨悚然，不是嗎？

I don't like them.

我不喜歡他們。

They're a bit pervy, I think.

我覺得他們有點變態。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

When you get some sax out, you know something's going down.

當你得到一些薩克斯時，你就知道有事情要發生了。

So then he started on this one of the songs, he goes, I've got this sax here.

然後他開始演奏其中一首歌，他說，我這裡有這個薩克斯。

I was going, put it away, mate.

我正準備收起來，夥計。

And he goes, no, no, no, but it won't sound like a saxophone.

他說，不，不，不，但它聽起來不像薩克斯風。

He goes, it'll sound like a guitar.

他說，這聽起來就像一把吉他。

And I said, well, there's a guitar over there.

我說，那邊有把吉他。

That is a guitar.

這是一把吉他。

That sounds like a guitar.

聽起來像吉他。

But, yeah, I don't know, I find them a bit, like, a bit odd.

但是，我不知道，我覺得他們有點怪怪的。

So, no saxophones on this record?

那麼，這張唱片裡沒有薩克斯風嗎？

No saxophones, mate.

沒有薩克斯風，夥計。

Liam, you and Twister, why do you stay on Twister?

連姆，你和 "扭扭樂"，你為什麼要留在 "扭扭樂 "上？

I like winding people up, yeah, without a doubt, man.

我喜歡給人上發條，是的，毫無疑問，夥計。

You really do, don't you?

你真的這麼想，是嗎？

That's what it's about, you know what I mean?

這就是問題所在，你明白我的意思嗎？

Everyone's a bit square at the moment, aren't they?

現在每個人都有點方，不是嗎？

Everyone's just a bit serious and miserable, you know what I mean?

每個人都有點嚴肅和悲慘，你明白我的意思嗎？

I do like winding people up.

我確實喜歡把人繞進去。

And I can take it, you know what I mean?

我可以接受，你明白我的意思嗎？

I do like to wind up back, you know what I mean?

我喜歡在後面上發條，你明白我的意思嗎？

But, yeah, there's a bit...

但是，是的，有一點......

A lot of these rock and roll stars these days are coming and just getting a check out and going, oh, imagine Keith Moon drumming his arse off and then going home.

如今，很多搖滾明星都是來了就結賬走人，想象一下基思-穆恩（Keith Moon）打完鼓就回家的樣子。

You need to boot a few fingers in that, don't you?

你需要在裡面插幾根手指，不是嗎？

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

And the tweets, I mean, I know there's...

還有推文，我是說，我知道有...

Some of them are a little bit, like, out of order, and I do apologise for them and that, but...

其中有一些有點，比如，順序不對，我為此道歉，但是...

You know.

你知道的

As you were.

和以前一樣

And, obviously, there was the time that, recently, when you were hacked for...

而且，很明顯，有一次，最近，當你被黑客攻擊...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

哦，是的，是的，是的。

That's still going on now.

現在還在繼續。

That was a police investigation.

那是警方的調查。

But, previously, you had...

但是，在此之前，你...

LAUGHTER You had tweeted...

你曾在推特上......

I remember...

我記得...

How real is that?

這有多真實？

Is that, like, a game and then you, like, you snap each other on Twitter and then you phone each other up afterwards and have a laugh?

那是，比如，一個遊戲，然後你們，比如，在推特上互相抓拍，之後再打電話給對方，開懷大笑？

Oh, God, no, that's well for real, man.

哦，天哪，不，那是真的，夥計。

Is it really?

真的是這樣嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

We don't like each other, man.

我們不喜歡對方，夥計。

LAUGHTER A lot of people think we're waiting around, you know what I mean, for, like, a few more noughts on the end for the thing, but they've already offered us, like, loads of money.

很多人認為我們是在等待，你知道我的意思，就像，在末尾再加幾個零，但他們已經給了我們很多錢。

Like, millions and millions, but it's not about the money, is it, you know what I mean?

就像，幾百萬，幾百萬，但這不是錢的問題，對吧，你明白我的意思嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

I didn't realise that the age gap was so big, that it's five years.

我沒想到年齡差距這麼大，竟然相差 5 歲。

Yeah.

是啊

So, when you're kids, five years is a big age gap.

所以，當你們還是孩子時，五年的年齡差距是很大的。

Yeah, but it started off, though, I think when the grudge started off, he bought a stereo once, he was, like...

是的，但它開始了，雖然，我認為當怨恨開始了，他買了一個立體聲一次，他是一樣...

I think he bought a stereo at night in and he was working and I'd come home and I'd have my first drink and I got up in the middle of the night and he'd had his little sound system, so, and I was looking for the lights and my head was spinning and I thought, I can't find the lights, I go up to the toilet and I thought, oh, ****, there's a **** here and a **** all over his sound system.

我想他晚上買了個音響，當時他在工作，我回到家，喝了第一杯酒，半夜我起來，他有他的小音響系統，所以，我在找燈，我的頭在旋轉，我想，我找不到燈，我走到廁所，我想，哦，****，這裡有一個****，他的音響系統上到處都是****。

LAUGHTER You've got to go, you've got to go, haven't you, and he's woke up going, how you doing, you know what I mean?

你得走了，你得走了，不是嗎？ 他醒來就問，你怎麼樣，你明白我的意思嗎？

LAUGHTER I think that's where it kind of started from.

我想這就是它的起點。

In fairness, I'm now Team Noel.

公平地說，我現在是諾埃爾團隊的一員。

LAUGHTER Listen, mate, it could have been worse, if you know what I mean.

聽著，夥計，如果你明白我的意思，情況可能會更糟。

You got away lightly, I think.

我想，你逃得很輕鬆。

Wow.

哇

Me and Liam have squared away.

我和連姆已經分道揚鑣了。

We had a little fall-out.

我們有一點小摩擦。

Only for ten minutes.

只有十分鐘。

Cos he threw my hat across the bar.

因為他把我的帽子扔到了吧檯上。

No, you started it.

不，是你先開始的。

Did Liam **** your hat, Idris?

利亞姆 **** 你的帽子嗎，伊德里斯？

LAUGHTER No, let me feel his hair.

不，讓我摸摸他的頭髮。

No, I did, I gave him a hug.

不，我擁抱了他。

You know, he didn't like that, cos he loves his hair.

他不喜歡這樣，因為他喜歡自己的頭髮。

LAUGHTER He took my hat off, the bike just went...

他把我的帽子摘下來，自行車就......

So we had a little bit.

所以我們有一點。

We're all good now.

我們現在都很好。

APPLAUSE There we go, there we go.

掌聲有了，有了。

Congratulations.

祝賀你

That sounded fantastic.

這聽起來太棒了。

Thank you.

謝謝。

It was a boom!

這是一個繁榮！

You guys like it?

你們喜歡嗎？

LAUGHTER I was just saying to Kevin, yeah, that's the one.

我剛跟凱文說，對，就是這個。

I seen you getting down, I was like...

我看到你趴下了，我就想......

And what's the Jack Black connection?

和傑克-布萊克有什麼關係？

Do you know each other?

你們認識嗎？

Do we?

有嗎？

Do we have a history?

我們有歷史嗎？

Do we?

有嗎？

It's nice to meet you.

很高興見到你

Only my kids are huge fans of School of Rock.

只有我的孩子是《搖滾校園》的超級粉絲。

I don't think...

我不認為...

APPLAUSE Wasn't there something about working together?

不是說要一起工作嗎？

No, now it's embarrassing.

不，現在很尷尬。

It was his brother, Liam, that was the thing.

問題出在他的弟弟利亞姆身上。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

LAUGHTER That's all we have time for tonight.

今晚就到這裡吧。

LAUGHTER Let's just back up.

我們倒回去吧。

It's a daily occurrence.

這每天都在發生。

I'm trying to shut that down with my eye contact to you.

我正試著用眼神和你交流，讓你閉嘴。

I'm so sorry.

真對不起

I'm sorry.

對不起

Because you were looking so blank and I was thinking, that's so weird that he can't even remember.

因為你一臉茫然，我在想，他竟然不記得了，這太奇怪了。

LAUGHTER I do find this fascinating.

我確實覺得這很吸引人。

You watch each other.

你們互相觀察。

So if he was on here, did you watch him on here?

那麼，如果他在這裡，你在這裡看他了嗎？

No.

不

But he watches you?

但他看著你？

Oh, he's obsessed.

哦，他被迷住了。

He'll be watching this now.

他現在一定在看這個

Can we all say hello to him?

我們能跟他打個招呼嗎？

Where is he?

他在哪裡？

Hi, Liam.

嗨 連姆

I'm still stuck on the kids part.

我還在糾結孩子的問題。

So they only like School of Rock?

所以他們只喜歡《搖滾校園》？

LAUGHTER There's nothing else?

沒有別的了嗎？

You know, School of Rock is, like, the second highest-grossing.

要知道，《搖滾校園》可是票房第二高的電影。

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE I mean, fans of his, but...

我是說，他的粉絲，但是......

He's off the scale with that.

他這一招太厲害了。

I met your boys and your daughter backstage.

我在後臺見到了你的兒子和女兒。

Cool.

酷斃了

Because they came up to me and they were like, hey, we love you.

因為他們走過來，對我說，嘿，我們愛你。

Usually when I come on to this show, I'm like, do you want to come?

通常我上這個節目的時候，都會說，你想來嗎？

They're like, no, not really.

他們說，不，不是真的。

I'm like, the Rock's going to be there.

我想，"岩石 "會在那裡。

And they were like, well, we're there.

他們就說，好吧，我們到了。

I know, that's right.

我知道，沒錯。

So did they know I was here?

他們知道我在這裡嗎？

LAUGHTER They're watching now.

他們正在看

And they kind of mentioned it backstage.

他們在後臺提到了這件事。

They were like, who's the other fella?

他們問，另一個人是誰？

Oh, hey, Chris Rock is here.

克里斯-洛克來了

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE So, listen, we must mention, that is from the album Who Built The Moon, which is out now.

所以，聽著，我們必須提到，這是專輯《Who Built The Moon》（誰建造了月亮）中的一段，現在已經發行了。

And it's pretty special.

而且非常特別。

This is your tenth consecutive number one album.

這是你連續第十張獲得冠軍的專輯。

Wow.

哇

APPLAUSE Yeah, it's a record.

是的，創紀錄了。

I didn't know it was a record until the chart people called up for a quote for it.

直到排行榜的人打電話來詢價，我才知道這是一項紀錄。

And we kind of had to do a count and go, wow, yeah, it's a record.

我們不得不數一數，然後說，哇，是的，這是個記錄。

But we celebrated...

但我們慶祝...

It went number one last Friday and we celebrated hard, me and my wife, by getting a couple of bags of kettle chips and watching the Graham Norton Show.

上週五，它登上了榜首，我和妻子買了幾袋薯片，邊看格雷厄姆-諾頓秀（Graham Norton Show）邊熱烈慶祝。

CHEERING That's an idea.

這是個好主意。

That's a proper idea.

這主意不錯。

APPLAUSE Because we watch it every week and she seems to be on every week.

因為我們每週都看，她似乎每週都上。

LAUGHTER I'm looking at the hardest woman in showbiz.

我現在看到的是演藝圈最難搞的女人。

OK, it's on Gogglebox, all right.

好吧，這是在 Gogglebox 上，好吧。

It's my favourite show.

這是我最喜歡的節目。

I will say that.

我要說的是

Oh, bless you, bless you.

哦，祝福你，祝福你

See, see, nice guest.

瞧，瞧，多好的客人。

Listen, good luck with it.

聽著，祝你好運。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

Noel Gallagher, everybody.

諾埃爾-加拉格爾，各位

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