What is going on folks?

到底發生了什麼事？

It's your boy Stefan Johnson back with another star-studded food review.

你們的斯特凡-約翰遜（Stefan Johnson）又帶來了一篇星光熠熠的美食評論。

If you're new here, my name is Stefan Johnson, I just said that, pay attention children, and every week I bring you food review, comedy, and voiceover content.

如果你是新來的，我叫斯特凡-約翰遜（Stefan Johnson），我剛才說過了，孩子們請注意，每週我都會給你們帶來美食評論、喜劇和配音內容。

If you like the way any of that sounds, go ahead and hit that subscribe button, hit that bell notification so you don't miss any of my videos, and join me!

如果你喜歡這些內容，請點擊訂閱按鈕，點擊鈴聲通知，這樣你就不會錯過我的任何視頻，加入我的行列吧！

We are a traveling snack daddy today and I promise I'm going to take you for the ride.

今天我們是旅行零食爸爸，我保證會帶你們去旅行。

I am in sunny Burbank, California this weekend hosting a voiceover convention and when I'm in California I always make sure I eat some tasty little tidbits.

本週末，我正在陽光明媚的加利福尼亞州伯班克市主持一個配音大會，在加利福尼亞州時，我總是會確保吃一些美味的小點心。

So I posted a few APBs on social media and I asked you guys what should I put in my belly while I'm here in California and numerous, upon numerous, upon numerous of you fucks told me to go to Porto's Bakery.

我在社交媒體上發了幾條通緝令，問你們我在加州的時候該吃點什麼，你們中無數人告訴我去波爾圖面包店。

And then I got to the hotel and I realized, goddammit, it's 1.8 miles away, so goddammit, we're going to Porto's Bakery.

然後我到了酒店，我意識到，該死的，酒店離這裡有 1. 8 英里遠，所以該死的，我們要去波爾圖面包店。

I'm going to take you for the ride, vlog style.

我將以視頻錄像的方式，帶你一程。

Let's go bitch.

我們走

So I'm outside the hotel waiting for the Uber now and I had a question for you guys.

我現在在酒店外面等 Uber，有個問題想問你們。

If there's anywhere in California you want me to try, because I'm going to be in and next year for different projects and visiting and whatnot, if there's anything you want me to try, let me know down in the comments so I can archive them and make sure I hit the ones you want me to hit.

如果你想讓我嘗試加州的任何地方，因為我明年會去加州參加不同的項目和訪問什麼的，如果你想讓我嘗試任何東西，請在評論裡告訴我，這樣我就可以把它們存檔，確保我去了你想讓我去的地方。

Also, it is cold as fuck out here.

另外，這裡冷得要命。

I'm thinking it's California so it's going to be like a balmy 80 degrees and it's like 50.

我在想這是在加利福尼亞，所以氣溫會高達 80 華氏度，而現在只有 50 華氏度。

I could stay in my black ass in Cleveland if I was going to deal with 50 degree weather.

如果要對付 50 華氏度的天氣，我可以呆在克利夫蘭的黑屁股裡。

You said you had it before and it's good?

你說你以前吃過，味道不錯？

A lot of times.

很多時候

Yeah?

是嗎？

What kind of stuff should I have?

我應該準備什麼樣的東西？

They have sandwich, they have plates and they're caked.

他們有三明治，有盤子，而且都結了塊。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Yeah, because I hear about the sweets, but I didn't know they do like food, food too.

是的，因為我聽說過甜食，但我不知道他們也喜歡食物。

So they do sandwiches?

所以他們做三明治？

Yeah, they're good.

是的，他們很好。

Yeah?

是嗎？

I see the passion in your face.

我從你的臉上看到了激情。

So I asked my Uber driver, is there anywhere else in this area within walking distance that's worth trying out?

於是我問我的 Uber 司機，這附近還有什麼地方值得一試嗎？

And the dude was very honest with me, he said absolutely not.

那哥們對我很誠實，他說絕對不行。

He said there's nothing else in this area, that's where it's god damn okay we go, you have to give us a big car, we get it, because he said there's nothing else in this area that's worth trying.

他說，這個地區沒有別的地方了，我們就去那裡，你必須給我們一輛大車，我們就去，因為他說，這個地區沒有別的地方值得一試。

And I'm like, it's kind of hard to believe, I'm going to do my own research, but he was like, once you have Portos, you're not going to want to have anything else, so I have very high hopes for this, because this man basically shitted on this entire neighborhood saying how good Portos is compared to everything else, so we're going to see, but I might try and find something else too, I don't know, stay tuned.

我想，這有點難以置信，我要自己去研究一下，但他說，一旦你擁有了波爾圖，你就不會再想擁有其他東西了，所以我對此寄予厚望，因為這個人基本上把整個街區都說了一遍，說波爾圖與其他東西相比有多好，所以我們拭目以待，但我也可能會嘗試找其他東西，我不知道，敬請期待。

It's so fucking loud out here, I'm going to need subtitles, I'm going to have to program subtitles in this fucking video, my god.

這裡太吵了，我需要字幕，我得在這該死的視頻里加字幕，我的天啊。

I got the Cubano sandwich, I got a potato ball, a cheese roll, and a guava cheese refugio, and she said that was the most popular snack, sandwich, and drink, and the two most popular desserts.

我買了古巴三明治、洋芋球、奶酪卷和番石榴奶酪卷，她說這是最受歡迎的小吃、三明治和飲料，還有兩份最受歡迎的甜點。

I'm following her lead.

我跟著她走。

If I should have gotten something else, let me know in the comments, because I try to trust the folks that work here, you know what I mean, I try to put my faith in their hands, my life in their hands, my day in their hands, so we'll see if we can trust the employees at Portos Bakery.

如果我應該買別的東西，請在評論中告訴我，因為我試著信任在這裡工作的人，你知道我的意思，我試著把我的信仰交到他們手中，把我的生活交到他們手中，把我的一天交到他們手中，所以我們將看看我們是否能信任波託斯麵包店的員工。

Stay tuned.

敬請期待。

Oh, so an employee just told me, these are trackers, but they have to be on this mat in order for them to find me, so they are working with the top fucking tech out here, I'll tell you, they are living in the year 3007, I'll tell you.

哦，剛才有個員工告訴我，這些是追蹤器，但它們必須在這塊墊子上才能找到我，所以他們和這裡最頂尖的技術人員合作，我告訴你，他們活在3007年，我告訴你。

Alright, so I got my guava lemonade, all types of aromatics in there as well, I am super excited for that, but we are still waiting on the food, I'm not going to take a sip of that until I get my food.

好了，我拿到了番石榴檸檬水，裡面還有各種香料，我對此超級興奮，但我們還在等食物，在我拿到食物之前，我是不會喝一口的。

So we got everything here, I'm going to take a sip of the drink first, because I'm going to use that to hold up my phone while I film the rest of this, because I'm a poor planet, and I forgot to bring my little mini table tripod.

東西都齊了，我要先喝一口飲料，因為我要用它來舉著手機，拍下剩下的部分，因為我是個可憐的地球人，我忘了帶我的迷你三腳架了。

Oh wow.

哦，哇

There's like a thickness to it, it's like almost minimally viscous, if you will.

它有一種厚度，可以說幾乎沒有粘性。

You know how like Sunny Delight is?

你知道 Sunny Delight 有多好吃嗎？

Not the taste, but like the consistency, it's like a thickness to it.

不是味道，而是稠度，就像它的厚度。

With that said, that is very refreshing.

話雖如此，但還是讓人耳目一新。

There's a little bit of mint in it, with the citrus of course, and I don't eat guava often, but it's almost like a little bit of an earthy sweetness.

裡面有一點薄荷的味道，當然還有柑橘的味道，我不常吃番石榴，但它幾乎就像一點泥土的甜味。

Does that make sense?

有道理嗎？

Is that a thing?

有這回事嗎？

Earthy sweetness?

泥土的甜味？

That's pleasant.

真不錯。

But anyway, definitely refreshing.

但不管怎麼說，絕對令人耳目一新。

I'm going to crack open this Cubano first.

我要先打開這瓶古巴酒。

Crispy edges.

邊緣酥脆

You see the juice coming out of this.

你看，果汁就是從這裡流出來的。

And if you don't know what a Cubano is, I'll leave its description right here, because I forget the technicalities of it, I don't want to get blamed by you guys in the comments, so if you want to know what a Cubano is, I'll put a little something right here.

如果你不知道什麼是 Cubano，我就把它的描述留在這裡，因為我忘了其中的技術細節，我不想在評論中被你們責備，所以如果你想知道什麼是 Cubano，我就在這裡放一點東西。

Let's try it.

讓我們試一試。

The meat is so tender.

肉質非常鮮嫩。

The moisture just envelops your tongue.

溼潤的感覺包裹著你的舌頭。

They've achieved a nice balance with the crispness of the bread, but it still manages to hold up.

他們在麵包的脆度上取得了很好的平衡，但仍能保持麵包的口感。

So again, all the moisture in the sandwich, mustard, the cheese.

是以，三明治中的水分、芥末、奶酪都是如此。

This is outstanding.

這是非常出色的。

Let's do this.

我們開始吧

Now, I wasn't expecting these.

現在，我沒想到會有這些。

I didn't know I got plantain chips, I guess.

我不知道我還有車前草片吧。

They're okay.

他們沒事。

They don't really taste like much.

它們的味道其實並不怎麼樣。

They're a beautiful texture, but I don't know.

它們的紋理很美，但我不知道。

I would eat them again, but I would never request them again, you know what I mean?

我會再吃，但我再也不會要求吃了，你明白我的意思嗎？

Now, let's try this potato ball.

現在，讓我們來試試這個洋芋球。

I'm not even sure what's in it.

我甚至不知道里面有什麼。

Oh!

哦！

It's like meat and veggies in this.

這就像葷素搭配。

It's probably ground beef, some kind of gravy or sauce, and then green peppers and red peppers, and then surrounded by potato, some kind of breadcrumb crust, and deep fried.

它可能是碎牛肉、某種肉汁或醬汁，然後是青椒和紅椒，再用洋芋、某種麵包屑外皮包住，然後油炸。

So we're probably looking at kind of like a shepherd's pie thing going on right here.

所以，我們現在看到的可能是一個牧羊人餡餅。

Let's see.

讓我們看看

Going in.

進去

I'll be damned.

我真該死。

I'll be damned.

我真該死。

This is fantastic.

這真是太棒了。

It's like a mobile shepherd's pie.

它就像一個移動的牧羊人餡餅。

The gravy, the peppers, the potato, the meat, the crunch.

肉汁、辣椒、洋芋、肉、脆。

That's wild.

太瘋狂了

That's wild.

太瘋狂了

Now for the desserts.

現在是甜點時間。

Now, I forget which is which.

現在，我忘了哪個是哪個。

I got a cheese roll.

我買了一個奶酪卷。

Shit gets real over here, you guys.

你們這些傢伙，這裡的情況很糟糕

Shit's wild.

太瘋狂了

And I'm eating a yard away from this shit.

而我卻在離這狗屎一碼遠的地方吃飯。

Okay.

好的

So I got a cheese roll and a guava cheese refugi.

於是，我買了一個奶酪卷和一個番石榴奶酪餛飩。

I'm going to assume this is a cheese roll because I don't want to see anything guava-like here.

我假設這是奶酪卷，因為我不想在這裡看到任何類似番石榴的東西。

So let's try the cheese roll here.

那我們就來試試奶酪卷吧。

It's not even fair.

這根本不公平。

It's not even fair.

這根本不公平。

So imagine a cheese danish, right?

想象一下奶酪丹麥餅，對嗎？

Where the cheese in that danish is creamier, not as sweet, just sweet enough.

而丹麥麵包裡的奶酪更細膩，沒有那麼甜，甜度剛剛好。

Crispy pastry with a hard, sugary coating.

酥脆的麵餅上有一層堅硬的糖衣。

And the pastry itself, it almost reminds you of a cross between a cannoli and maybe like a crispy croissant.

而糕點本身，幾乎讓人聯想到奶油煎餅卷和酥脆羊角麵包的混合體。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Let me see if you can hear this crunch behind the chaos.

讓我看看你們能否聽到混亂背後的嘎吱聲。

This is the loudest fucking city on the planet.

這是地球上最吵鬧的城市。

But this is phenomenal, you guys.

但這是驚人的，你們。

Finally, this must be the guava refugi.

最後，這一定是番石榴果。

Guava and cheese refugi.

番石榴和奶酪

Which seems to be another cheese danish kind of a thing.

這似乎又是一種奶酪丹麥餅。

I already see the flakiness.

我已經看到了薄片。

I think it's like a croissant.

我覺得它就像羊角麵包。

So imagine what I'd describe as a cheese roll without the sugar top.

所以，想象一下我所說的沒有糖頂的奶酪卷吧。

But you add this really tart and refreshing guava jelly.

但你加入了這種酸甜爽口的番石榴果凍。

Perfectly balanced.

完美平衡。

Between the most delicate pastry you could think of.

在你能想到的最精緻的糕點之間。

Delicate yet crispy.

細膩而酥脆。

It's just crazy.

這太瘋狂了。

It's just ridiculous.

這太荒謬了。

Folks, I would give this experience an easy 10 out of 10.

朋友們，我給這次體驗打 10 分（滿分 10 分）。

And I've had a lot of food in California.

我在加州吃過很多美食。

I've had birria.

我吃過比里亞

I've had seafood.

我吃過海鮮

I've had all the fast food chains that are only in this region.

我吃過所有隻有在這個地區才有的快餐連鎖店。

This may be the best thing I've had in California.

這可能是我在加州吃過的最好吃的東西了。

No exaggeration.

毫不誇張。

Just like the quality of the ingredients.

就像配料的品質一樣。

The uniqueness of how they're put together.

它們組合在一起的獨特性。

This place has such a reputation for a reason.

這個地方聲名遠播是有原因的。

And it's not like the fast food spots like In-N-Out.

它也不像 In-N-Out 等快餐店。

Where everyone goes fucking apeshit for In-N-Out.

每個人都為 In-N-Out 而瘋狂。

And it's just a regular fucking burger.

這只是一個普通的漢堡。

You know what I mean?

你明白我的意思嗎？

Fast food is one thing.

快餐是一回事。

But like a place like this.

但喜歡這樣的地方

I think there's only like four or five or six of these in the area.

我想這個地區大概只有四、五、六個這樣的地方。

But one good thing about a place like this is that they take the time to do it right.

但像這樣的地方有一個好處，那就是他們會花時間把事情做好。

They're not worried about expansion.

他們不擔心擴張。

Right?

對不對？

They're not worried about just selling the most food across the country.

他們並不擔心只是在全國範圍內銷售最多的食品。

You know they do deliver.

你知道，他們確實能做到。

From what I understand they do deliver like nationwide apparently.

據我所知，他們的送貨範圍顯然遍及全國。

But they're focused on doing what they do and doing it right.

但他們專注於自己的工作，並把它做好。

So alright folks.

好了，各位。

I'm gonna finish this shit here.

我要在這裡結束這一切

And then try to find somewhere else.

然後再去找別的地方。

Maybe there'll be another California video coming.

也許還會有另一段加州視頻。

Who knows?

誰知道呢？

But if you like this video make sure you subscribe.

但如果你喜歡這段視頻，請務必訂閱。

And hit the bell notification.

然後點擊鈴聲通知。

So you don't miss any of my content.

這樣你就不會錯過我的任何內容。

Folks, you've been great.

朋友們，你們都很棒。

I'll leave some fun stuff right here.

我會在這裡留下一些有趣的東西。

And I'll also leave some fun stuff right here.

我還會在這裡留下一些有趣的東西。

Click some things around my head.

在我的腦袋周圍點擊幾下。

I've been me.

我一直是我。

You've been you.

你一直都是你

And I'll see you soon.

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