No!

不

You guys are jerks.

你們都是混蛋

I can have my own identity besides you two.

除了你們倆，我也可以有自己的身份。

Not this way. Not the hat way.

不是這樣不是戴帽子的方式

Holy crap, I think we got one!

我的媽呀，我想我們找到了一個！

Ah, dammit, it's just a dolphin.

啊，該死，只是一隻海豚。

Sorry. Did I get in the way of something?

對不起我妨礙到什麼了嗎？

No, it's alright. We were just trying to get some of them sunken machetes.

沒事我們只是想拿一些沉沒的彎刀

Oh, yeah. There's a great big pile of them down there.

哦，是的下面有一大堆呢

Me and my mates, right, we was having a laugh sitting in one of them, pretending to be people.

我和我的夥伴們，對，我們坐在其中一個裡面，假裝是人，笑得很開心。

You know, like, driving around, getting into incidents with other motorists.

你知道的，比如，開車到處跑，與其他駕駛者發生衝突。

Honk, honk. Stay out of the way, you old bat.

按喇叭，按喇叭別擋道，你個老蝙蝠。

Asian.

亞洲人

Not all Asians are bad drivers.

並非所有亞洲人都是壞司機。

No. No. Not all terrorists are Arab.

不，不，不是所有的恐怖分子都是阿拉伯人。

But, you know, they are, so...

但是，你知道，他們是，所以...

Uh, well, I'm Peter, and that's Joe, and that's Quagmire.

我是彼得，他是喬，他是卡格米爾

Name's Billy. Billy Finn.

我叫比利比利-費恩

It's got Finn in it.

裡面有芬蘭人

I didn't pick it. Luck of the draw.

不是我選的。運氣好

Say, you want me to try and get you one of those cars from down there, yeah?

你想讓我從下面給你弄一輛車嗎？

You would do that?

你會這麼做？

Well, I could try. Here, let me give it a go.

我可以試試來，讓我試試

He seems nice.

他看起來人不錯。

He does.

他是這麼說的。

Yeah.

是啊

So, uh, what do you have planned for the summer?

你暑假有什麼計劃？

I'm sure he'll be right back.

我相信他馬上就會回來的。

Sorry, mate. All I could get was this hood ornament.

對不起，夥計。我只能弄到這個引擎蓋裝飾品。

This is just as good! Thank you so much!

這一樣好！非常感謝

Hey, you know, if there's ever anything I could do for you...

嘿，你知道，如果有什麼我可以為你做的...

Actually, you could do something.

事實上，你可以做點什麼。

You could eat only dolphin-safe tuna.

你可以只吃對海豚無害的金槍魚。

Wait, is that the brand that costs five cents more?

等等，是那個貴 5 美分的牌子嗎？

No, I can't do that.

不，我不能這麼做。

Things ain't so good in America right now, which is why we're all so fat.

美國現在的情況不太好，所以我們才這麼胖。

What did I tell you, Brian? It's a nightmare in here.

我怎麼跟你說的 布萊恩這裡簡直就是噩夢

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Oh, what happened to that kid?

那孩子怎麼了？

He fell off a stool trying to turn off Maury Povich.

他為了關掉莫里-波維奇的節目，從凳子上摔了下來。

This is awful! Where's your teacher?

太可怕了你的老師呢？

Probably out back.

可能在後面

Excuse me, are you Miss Emily?

請問您是艾米莉小姐嗎？

Yeah, hi! Who are you?

是的，嗨你是誰？

Uh, Brian. Brian Steele. I was just dropping Stewie off.

布萊恩布萊恩・斯蒂爾我只是來送史都華 I was just dropping Stewie off.

Oh, yeah! I should probably go.

哦，對了我該走了

I'll see you later.

回頭見

Bye.

再見。

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I should probably go back in there. See how everyone's doing, I guess.

我也許該回去看看看看大家都過得怎麼樣吧

Ah, they're fine. In fact, I see Stewie reading a book.

啊，他們很好。事實上，我看到史都華在看書。

Scratch and Sniff. Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging.

抓抓聞聞林賽-羅韓慢跑。

Oh, God! That's terrible!

我的天啊太可怕了

Oh, here's a pop-up book. Tommy Lee Goes Boating.

哦，這是一本彈出式圖書。湯米-李去划船

Move, Lois. You're on the hood ornament's pillow.

讓開，露意絲你壓到帽飾的枕頭了

Peter, put that away. It's time for bed.

彼得，把它收起來該睡覺了

Wait, hang on, Lois. Before I go to bed, I just gotta do one thing.

等等，露意絲睡覺前，我得做一件事

Hello?

喂？

Hey, Mr. Pewterschmidt. It's me, Peter.

嘿，皮特施密特先生是我，彼得

You remember how you said I'd never amount to nothing?

你還記得你說過我一事無成嗎？

Is that a Mercedes?

那是一輛奔馳嗎？

Peter, hang up the phone.

彼得，掛掉電話